is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
VG.J vs CoL captain's draft is starting, though I think Maut is casting it so I don't blame you for staying on memeleague
Leo Richardson
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Brody Moore
>no oink hero
Brayden Gutierrez
I want to breed Aisuhtha gravid.
Michael Nelson
>look up >sven mid
what da fuq is going on?
Matthew Diaz
i want to kiss both of them at the same time
Nolan Lopez
>who's bristlefriend
Gabriel Allen
P u g n a
Jordan Howard
Reminder that QoP x TA is the best couple!
Connor Clark
referring to Australians as pig is incredibly rude
pick karroch and press W free pet that cucks no-mobility heroes for you
Noah Fisher
I can't watch right now. How's my man Khezu doing in his match vs. OG?
Connor Phillips
why does AM have such a high winrate this patch?
Hunter Morgan
Meteor Hammer on roaming Kunkka
The X > Meteor > Torrent combo sounds good on paper. The 0.5s impact delay after the channel guarantees that you can send the target back after you completed the channeling. It also gives him way more building damage than a pos 4 Kunkka would usually have.
Tell me if this is a bad idea, /d2g/.
Dylan Jackson
choose one
Luke Hernandez
Improved pubstomping capabilities.
Jayden Clark
I wonder if Pugna would even want to support Secret
This one
Blake Morris
lanaya 1000000%
Leo Phillips
...
Levi Gutierrez
TA
Liam Thompson
buffed too much
Justin Cooper
this place sure got degenerative all of a sudden
Aaron Gray
TA is cute, the others remind me of my highschool bully
Dominic Taylor
the purest girl
Chase Fisher
ok
Sebastian Mitchell
i want to kiss their dicks
Robert Baker
why can't she stomp on me, just once?
Nathaniel Price
>muh degeneracy
Adam Ward
I don't think this has anything to do with dota guys!
Nathan Cruz
>all of a sudden It's always been this way visitor
Luke Allen
wtf I love /tv/ now
Ryder Evans
>sven from 4k gold to 6.3k within 1 minute because of incontestable stacking
Dominic James
Could work if you practice with the timing. Mostly I'd use Hammer to X myself and rat lanes though.
Sebastian Stewart
I'm facing a conundrum, the only heroes I enjoy playing are Invoker, IO, Earth Spirit and Lone Druid, but I'm not good enough at any of them to play ranked with them with confidence and unranked games just aren't competitive (i.e. not fun). What should I do?
Jaxon Lee
kill yourself pedo naw pedoposting is a new phenomenon
Easton Barnes
how is stacking ancients uncontestable?
Ryan Reyes
HOW CAN THIS TEAM BE WORSE, RESO IS 10X BETTER THAN ANA.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED.
Wyatt Watson
>all of a sudden
Christopher Price
>pedoposting is a new phenomenon Way better than Baneposting.
Blake Lopez
>Midone killed 5 times before 10 min >Still got more farm than Nolans Meanwhile S4 had blink, tranquild and full inventory by 11 mins. Why the fuck doesn't they put S4 on mid?
Asher Rivera
fly and n0tail are in the same house fucking each other probably
Ayden Howard
JOHAN QUICK BLOW ME B-BUT THE GAME JUST DC IT'LL AUTO PAUSE O-OKAY
Asher Stewart
I'm not sure if this is your first day but it's been around since at least 2013 lad, just because it's popular again doesn't mean it's "new"
Ryder Sanders
CRASHING THIS LANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
Aiden Martin
>he can't get past it
Lincoln Foster
OVerrated garbage will never win TI
Michael Young
Well you're wrong my friend unranked are most certainly more competitive than ranked in unranked people pick supports and try hard to win in ranked people pick 5 cores and feed couriers down mid
Anthony Hall
what's his name again?
Gavin Johnson
Why doesn't Dota2 institute a system of promotion and relegation like soccer?
I feel like that would be better for the competitive scene
Isaac Miller
>quilboars >hedgehogs
Jacob Perez
4 time major winner aka big dick n0tail
Leo Ross
Did you miss TI5?
Dylan Davis
Why not, even poopeedee managed it.
Jaxon Morales
when do GOOD regions play?
Zachary Walker
>captain's draft >same boring-ass picks as usual
Nicholas Sanders
Fly is a very good cap and pos 5, I wonder how much shit he'll endure before he kicks n0brain.
Cooper Roberts
I am friends with a 5k smurf I watched him go from 1.6k when I friended him to 3k in the span of 3 weeks. It blew my mind knowing I really am the only constant, and I will never git gud at dota. Life sucks
Nathan Johnson
Any idiot can win against people that are consistently worse than them. It's why sub-1k is mostly smurfs.
memes aside he has been playing like shit for months now
Carter Johnson
Damn, Resolution really deserves a good team.
Sebastian Miller
FUCK THIS TEAM
Logan Kelly
The fae is bae
like if you agree
Xavier Young
Can anyone give a picture of a RECIPE of any item ingame? Please Please
Parker Allen
yo, can i get some riki tips?
Sebastian Lewis
What the hell do I do mid game as a Roamer? Like after we've got the first tower down or so. I can do ok in the opening phases of the game but in the end I'll end up with zero networth unless I absolutely shit on everyone. Also who is actually good for it? I can only play Tusk at any level of competency it seems like.
YOU GOT IT YESTERDAY AND YOU POSTED YOUR STUPID NUTELLA THING AFTER
Lucas Rodriguez
>I can only play Tusk at any level of competency it seems like. Come to terms with the fact that winning games is a crapshoot for you.
Daniel Moore
feel free to show me an archive post from 2013 showcasing pedophilia behavior
Lincoln Flores
Just sprout him
Juan Miller
How substantial are the mana/hp regen changes?
Joseph Rodriguez
just kite him
Jayden Rodriguez
>battlefury
Juan Hill
Maybe I'm imagining things but I feel like I have way more mana in the mid game.
Ian Carter
yeah he told me he was tired of getting trashed by 6 and 7ks so he started smurfing because I have been 1.8k for months and I dont know what I can do to get better I can't even fathom how this guy can click so much better then me I always watch his games and I just dont get it. I fell for the anime makes you better at dota /d2g/ meme but I just feel weird I dont feel like im getting better. what is the secret?
I have only been playing dota for 6 months tho
Jonathan Sanchez
>kiting a Sven with SnY, MoM and Warcry >implying he won't just jump and 2 shot you
Michael Perez
>119 average MMR >Itembuilds not completely terrible
