/wowg/ - World of Warcraft General

>mfw all this new Jaina and Alexstrasza porn
Is I in Heaven?

How does it feel to have only two toes?

Who /ss/ here?

Yes

>nu-hordeniggers

>dead elf screaming "for the horde"
Blackhand is rolling in his grave

chop 8 off and find out

>comparing an MMO to a virtual card game and a SC2 mod

FUCK I need a toejob

You have some patrician taste

Trolls have three toes

No user. It's Horde that's rolling in it's grave.

*inhales*

>retards saying blizzard will make classic f2p when it will have at least three times as many subs as retail

Warrior or hunter? PVE/PVP

The heel is not a toe. It's just a heel with a nail on it.

Vanilla will be f2p.
Enjoy finding corrupted Ashbringer in a lootbox.

GIVE BACK NUDE MODS YOU FILTHY HUMANS

>still waving around the term MMO like it means anything in 2017
I bet you think they actually need your sub money to run the servers LOL

MOMMY now in png

Good taste, bro.

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whats so funny about this?

why don't you play a night elf death knight

nice

Nude mods are already back.

Whats the bets those fox people will be playable for the horde.

>Most fun melee class in the game that can also tank
vs
>Most boring anything in the game that is only a dps

You're not going to play anyway because it will require a sub.

*exhales*
nothing but thanks for the (you)

FOR TEH HORDE

Huh fair enough.

Blizzard Support are fucking worthless.

mobility is fun

so cute

My Death Knight is a female orc

Warriors and Death Knights are GOAT classes

my best time playing wow was chilling with my warrior bro smashing the dps charts and annihilating people in arena

Horde gets fox people Alliance gets werecats.

i want this human to SS me

>have to pay 300 fucking euros to race change my characters to allied memes or ditch my decade-old characters for fresh ones

>WE WANT THE FINAL FANTASY AUDIENCE
>race popularity >1%

do one and see how it feels first baka

>not earning at least 4000 EUR monthly

What are you, some neckbeard NEET?

Is Horde the SJW faction? Let's take a look at the facts.

>lead by a woman who didn't earn her position
>glorify ugliness, decay, barbarism
>races consist of dindu orcs, literal zombies, drugged out tribal trolls, pacifist cows, elven crack junkies, jews, and fat asians
>invade everything the alliance holds sacred and ruins it
>most of the women look like men
Is there any point in playing Horde if you're not a fag, tranny, nu-male, or turbo-dyke?

Horde died with TBC

>horde
>sjw

lul

nah bud i have more income than i know what to do with as a friendless gfless wagecuck with nothing to spend money on, but you're fucking retarded if you think race changes should cost 25 fucking euros a piece

Why are Draenei the master race and why do they have the best women?

Nobody plays Orc

>is the horde an sjw faction?

Take a look at this video, it's quite educational:
youtu.be/hMYNqo3pw60?t=440

>you have to disguise yourself as a female to infiltrate a matriarchal society and manipulate the males inside for your end goals
>"Here are some males that have been bad, they are being punished, they have been tied up and are thinking about what they have done"
>quest involves walking up to the male trolls who are tied up to poles and punching them repeatedly
>"you're just giving him a little spank and putting him in his place"
>"hapless males"
>"one thing the males do, they do not question the orders of the females or they end up on those poles"

Horde is the progressive's faction of choice, enjoy your brownie points if you play as a proud member of the horde!

>actual horde not featured in this image
your point?

then just jack off and roll a new character

whats the problem

>image that hasn't been relevant in over a decade

N I G G A

man that's pretty hot.

>horde gets upright orcs
>irrelevant

>It's been 15 years since Warcraft 3 released

fuck off. i wouldn't expect a wodbaby to understand what it's like to have character-specific shit you can't get anymore

HAMMERS UP /wowg/

>Hearth to Stormwind
>Step outside inn
>See panda trying to drown himself in fountain
Today was a good day.

Mage Tower (space cat) or Hidden Appearance (owl cat) for feral?

kys

What race should I make my bitchboi boyfriend play?

>Blood Trolls are matriarchal
>Blood Trolls are not a part of the Horde
>Zandalari are a part of the Horde
>Zandalari are not matriarchal
So what's your point?

Alliance healers come pvp with me

Based

We're going to be killing them.

Ok, I play a holy paladin

What the hell happened bros?

Where did it go bad?

>evil matriarchal race
alliance gets quilboars, horde gets blood trolls. What's the point?

he‘s a retard, what do you expect?

*raises paw*

>look at the BfA website
>Kul'Tiras
>jaina is depicted
>Zandalar
>what's her face, rastakhan's mate, is pictured

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO THE HORDE AHAHAHA OMG

Are you EU? :)

Rastakhan dies and it's her turn.

Mason#1337

no

I do. Just not the ugly pink hair.

after what time the first wing of LFR antorus opens

WotLK when WoW started to reference its own "memes" like "merely a setback"

imagine being this dumb lmao

When you get good

So sometime in 2019 after the game is dead

yes post btag

I don't know. I see everyone throwing all those words like "cucks", "sjw", "fags" at the opposite faction. Are people really that dumb?

since we already have nelfs, what are we gonna call the nightborne for short now they're playable too?

>be Deathlord
>go out to do some badass grimdark shit
>realize my bodyguard is taller than me

Time for my second death lads

>Take all convencience (flying, transmog, auto grouping, ...) away
>This is what some spergs unironically want
>MUH CLASSIC
Go fuck yourselves fucking contrarian shitters

>DK
>bodyguard

gnome