/ss13g/ - men in spess

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>martian shenanigans, abductions aplenty
>donk pocket boxes, trash or invaluable commodity?
>I don't know if this guide is still up to date but I haven't seen slime grenades in a while

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>OH GOD MY GAME FROZE BUT I CAN STILL SEE CHAT HOW 2 FIX??
Downgrade your BYOND version to byond.com/download/build/510/510.1347_byond.exe

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs + Discord circlejerk
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs
discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/nfmjc56

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

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github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16510
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16511
youtu.be/ckSoDW2-wrc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Galoshes

These are a the worn galoshes. The grip treading has been torn off.

>tfw no vox friend

4th for cool vigilantes!

did that guy who was making food that looked like living creatures ever do that?

Where's Pomf? Someone send him a message to come here.

niggers

pomfy poo sempai is too kawaiii to post here ;;;D

aids

Yes velard is aids, i'm pomf ama

how r u

I'm fine how are you

are you cool

am good i hope you have a lovely evening friend

I've got homemade chili bubbling away in the oven so it should be grand.

i love eating chilli with nachos and some melted cheese ontop with maybe some rice too

Do you ever get the feeling that a lot of people have an inexplicable bone to pick with certain admins?

>Tfw you will never bone [admin]

no the complaints generally get lodged at the genuinely bad admins like goldey locks. most admins, being either too inactive to matter or just not bad at their role, dont get mentioned at all.

Maybe they do deserve it, and maybe they have earned it. But shit, the passion people put into their hatred is just something I can't wrap my head around, regardless.

What if I told you it's a distraction designed to draw attention away from everything else?

The war has a few regiments, basically.

we got some weird poutine monsters for halloween, along with a giant floating meatball that slings faggots at people

The ZAS was because golems had niggered into research to get NVG and so the firelocks were getting bypassed all the way to escape

Nah the thing I'm thinking of was being teased just before I stopped playing for a year or two. It had like jelly bean type monster looking things, I think a chocolate man, that kinda stuff. Really nice looking. Haven't seen it in game so I guess it was dropped

>Een was a major part in both the good martian round and the good jedi round
>But at the same time he fucking suicide bombed a bunch of people in a hallway for no reason and wont stop fucking using capslock all the fucking time
I'm conflicted.

ranking of bad wizard spells
1) ian

2)clown planet
3- fladhbabg
4) cryo cell
V) the unknown

what did he mean by this

it sure got me thinking. it's a good post, in my humble opinion

Idea for bundle-only wizard spell
Summon Clusterbangs
33% chance for the Clusterbangs to spawn primed
because it's bundle-only the wiz is not guaranteed to have any spells that let him escape from the banging and for sure won't have norobes for just wearing an EVA helmet to become flashbang immune

idea for bundle-only wizard spell
become energy guns
the wizard is permanently transformed into 40 energy guns

Only if he can jump his view between all 40 like an AI eye and talk out of any of them like an AI hologram pad

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

Create Phylactery
lowers your max health by 25 but if you enter crit it yanks you to its location and heals you to full.
Glows red, and obviously you don't want to carry it around or you'll just get double tapped. Doesn't work if you leave it in the wizard den, or the cost of HP is doubled.

Lowpop main here. Been used to 5-10 person rounds for years so I logged in on a day off once to see what highpop is like and it's like playing a completely different game. I dunno how you cunts do it.

How many players does the station peak at?

lowpop really isn't that different to highpop since the only department that really cares about numbers and won't have one guy just do everything while everyone else goofs off is sec and sec doesn't need many people to deal with the baddies if the server is like three people and a goat
i think 50

Somewhere around 50, yeah. Not every day though.

It gets up to 65 every once in a while even without a refugee wave. Just last week I saw a 66pop round.

BOUNTY CODED
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16510
Discuss

>66
Christ, what do you even do with that many people? How does it not turn into a straight up murderbone deathmatch with a shuttle call at 12:15?

That's so weird, I'm used to
One guy in sec
One head
One guy in cargo sometimes, if not everyone orders their own shit
One or two in science
One in service
The clown

like you said, lowpop and highpop are different games, but there's things to enjoy in both. variety is nice, although I get tired of highpop quicker than lowpop

>How does it not turn into a straight up murderbone deathmatch
we have these magical things called ''rules'' and ''admins'' and ''not asking stupid fucking questions''

That sounds miserable

>silicons were a mistak-

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/16511

>adds potassium to bananas

I don't know why, but I laughed at this pr. Just imagining the clowns.

That's because Skynet was a nice god that day

Honestly, this is good. Potential for great fun.

>admin being this buttmad

>How does it not turn into murderbone deathmatch
Most departments needing the other departments until they can declare independence.

>MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI-590

that was me jej, i was just observing and i got shoved in so I felt i had to play the part

Watching people interact with the shard always brings me joy.

>thinking about a gimmick to do as a chaplain
>decide to go with the good ol' borg gimmick, that's always amusing and never fails
>build the chapel to look like a AI core, even with a trash separator as a fake Roburger
>pray to Skynet
>it drops a fucking Autoburger on the chapel
>proceed to convice 15 peoples into volunteer themselves into becoming cyborgs non-harmfully.

My sides

>take a fucking SIP out of my pepperspray
>ends up stopping a prisoner from getting illegally assaulted
I've been playing security wrong all my life

>yfw drunk and playing spess

...

>Autoburger

New tator item for chef : the Autoburger. Works like the auto-borger (need to lie down on the conveyor, long cooldown, super-obvious so chef is instantly valid), but turns people into burgers instead of borgs.

I had to manage so many borgs...
It became pointless to try to fight the autoborging. What could I do?

When You Bounty It

tfw no puddi of bad ideas to guide me through life

can't enter discord, what does it mean?

>join server
>Station Time 13:14
>fuck it
>join Chemist as usual
>storage empty
>no cryomixes
>MoMMI renovating Chemistry room, sweet autolathe and sheeit
>start making chems
>get arm borer buddy, cool hookshots lmao
>EVENTUALLY GET TO MAKING BOTH CRYOMIXES, HOLY FUCK LOST TRACK OF MY JOB
>people getting borged in Chapel
>get bluespace beaker from sci
>arm borer makes me shock immune
>fill pill collector with good stuff
>hack through airlock into paramed's (braindead) after finding right wire
>spot someone near death north Science
>lose them
>get brought to medbay, fellow medbay guy turned catbeast turned cyborg bullies me relentlessly as I have no idea how to give someone blood or revive them
>ETERNAL CYCLE OF DEFIB/CRYO/DEATH
>get blood pack in IV after looking up blood type for the first time
>no idea how to hook it up to a person
>THE BULLYING CONTINUES
>CMO boss finally shows up
>helps me get the person back to life
>immediately shittalks both of us because they had wanted to be borged
>allthateffortandstressfornothing.png
>continue making chems
>arm borer DC leaving me with shock immunity
>fridge da best
>hear Xenos are in virology
>medbay gets dudes heading south
>two people are larva'd
>have no idea how to surgery, never done it before
>secondary chest borer helps me through it
>start surgery on one
>DC IN THE MIDDLE OF IT
>come back, things fine
>continuing
>ALIEN BREAKS INTO SURGERY AND THROWS FACEHUGGER AT ME
>M I S S E S
>FUCKING RUN
>get to Escape
>Escape blown the fuck out
>suddenly SUPERMATTER CRYSTAL FULL DELAMINATION
>entire station goes dark
>we Schwarzwelt now
>lose track of CMO
>borer tells me research shuttle east in science
>go there, about to get to the dock
>ALIEN BREAKS IN, GET FACEHUGGED
>fuck, they got me
>yell at them to let me go now that they got what they want
>THEY FUCKING DO
>same ayylien with me as I hack to shuttle
>make centcom alive
>survived first Cascade
wew

whoever arm/chest borer & CMO were, thank you, you guys the real MVPs

youtu.be/ckSoDW2-wrc new chems when

overpaid by 9 bucks desu

>(embed)
>Green
>(unembed)
Chem is fine anyways. if you want to go crazy, fill an extinguisher with polyacid and bleach or just smoke nade everything.
Only thing I still wish was possible is clonex/blood grenades producing more than one slab of meat.

i was the ayy, did the whispers not work? i was letting you live since i couldnt call the shuttle myself, and i would feel bad for immediately killing you at the outpost

Did you click the target after writing the whisper? It's a bit funky how it works.

it was a dollar, nigger

whisper used to give you a prompt with a list of targets, but now you have to click on the target after typing the text

Usually
>4 officers + warden + detective + HOS
>7 assistants
>clown
>mime
>Other heads (cap, hop, rd, ce, cmo)
>IAA or bridge officer
>Chef, Bartender, 2 botanists
>QM
>2 cargo techs
>3 shaft miners
>4 scientists of various flavors
>2 roboticists
>chaplain
>librarian or journalist or game master
>3 doctors + 2 geneticists + chemist + 2 paramedics + virologist
>janitor
>3 engineers
>2 atmos techs
>2 mechanics
>AI
>2 borgs
>2 MoMMIs
>4 nuclear operatives

And there you go, all 66 essential personnel. I wouldn't do with one less.

fund it

>2 geneticists
the unholy marriage of aspergers
try 0 geneticists

The biggest i saw was around 100+

When there's a shitter safari, lots of player-related events happen for the sake of fun

>9 people in medbay
Is it bad that I'm used to it being unstaffed? Why don't more Australians play spess?

BEEP BOOP I'M MAKING A CODE BOUNTY
MY BOUNTY IS
PAY ME 10 BUCKS OR I RUN THIS CODE

Assistant only station when?

When you make your own server

If you could pay a bounty of 1$ to have one PR of your choosing merged without question, what would it be?
I would:
>chemdispenser circuits come in a lockbox restricted to medbay access
>blowing up the lockbox damages the circuit, makes the resulting chemdispenser only able to dispense sodium and chloride

>Wrench outpost chem dispenser
>Have it just as fast as if you researched it, but now everyone does it instead of just latejoins

>Nonhumans are restricted in their roles
>Skeletons can only be service/civilian/cargo
>Plasmaman is security/science/engineering restricted
>Greys are medical/science
>Vox are janitor/miner/assistant only, trader is removed
>Slimeperson roundstart race, restricted to sciences
>Anyone can be assistant as usual
>No nonhuman heads

AI being able to spawn with a different lawset each round

Assistant only station that's just a giant tangle of maintenance tunnels

that would be pretty cool

that's racist

Hope you enjoy KEEPER AIs :^)

That's how you spot snowflakes that just wants to play as human, user

They're one of the main reason why non-human heads are no longer a thing on Veeky Forums

Someone's I wish we would have human males only on our server but occasionally I'll see an LP off someone playing on tg or Hippiestation it something and be reminded of the furry autism on some servers.

I lowered the platform on a mulebot and still couldn't drag myself onto it. What was I doing wrong? Tryna ride it.

>sensors maxed, gps on
>scream for help in cargo and common that im getting killed
>no response, shift ends an hour later
>in that hour the other miners walked both past and over my corpse
FUCK MINING
FUCK CARGO
FUCK MEDICAL
FUCK SILICONS

Turn it back on after you hack it.

Is there a trick to getting byond working in wine or am I fucked?

I like playing with non-human because of all the bullshit that can happen like race wars and the like

When you have huge autists screaming their guts off because their waifus are dating other races like skelletonis, i just can't help but laugh

Fun fact, Vox racewars was great when they began being a normal race on Veeky Forums, it's toned down after a month when everyone didn't give a shit anymore

>but occasionally I'll see an LP off someone playing on tg or Hippiestation

Maybe you should stick to those servers

It was on the entire time doe

>atmostech wants to autism the cryomix instead of doing his job
>removes both cryobeakers, leading to multiple people being put in limbo, unable to heal, while he autisms the mix, taking forever and not improving it at all
>then activates cryo pump so that everyone just dies in cryo because why not
>starts morgueing fully alive people whose ghosts are still in their body
>then proceeds to murder the crew by feeding them poison because of pure incompetence
>was not any kind of antag
How is that allowed?

join security, let the hate flow through you

When you cut wires it turns it off. That's the only thing I can think of.

How does that even happen on VG. When I first moved here from TG whenever I died medical staff would literally fight over who gets to treat me. Has VG lost its medical autism in the last 3 months?