Last Thread: Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >martian shenanigans, abductions aplenty >donk pocket boxes, trash or invaluable commodity? >I don't know if this guide is still up to date but I haven't seen slime grenades in a while
These are a the worn galoshes. The grip treading has been torn off.
Nathan Phillips
>tfw no vox friend
William Morales
4th for cool vigilantes!
Robert Martin
did that guy who was making food that looked like living creatures ever do that?
Lucas Mitchell
Where's Pomf? Someone send him a message to come here.
Alexander Wilson
niggers
Jason Green
pomfy poo sempai is too kawaiii to post here ;;;D
Sebastian Wood
aids
Robert Collins
Yes velard is aids, i'm pomf ama
Hudson Collins
how r u
Ethan Wright
I'm fine how are you
Nathaniel Morris
are you cool
Joshua Barnes
am good i hope you have a lovely evening friend
Logan Martin
I've got homemade chili bubbling away in the oven so it should be grand.
Aiden Jackson
i love eating chilli with nachos and some melted cheese ontop with maybe some rice too
Noah Evans
Do you ever get the feeling that a lot of people have an inexplicable bone to pick with certain admins?
Dominic Harris
>Tfw you will never bone [admin]
Caleb Sanders
no the complaints generally get lodged at the genuinely bad admins like goldey locks. most admins, being either too inactive to matter or just not bad at their role, dont get mentioned at all.
Henry Wood
Maybe they do deserve it, and maybe they have earned it. But shit, the passion people put into their hatred is just something I can't wrap my head around, regardless.
Cooper Collins
What if I told you it's a distraction designed to draw attention away from everything else?
Xavier Bell
The war has a few regiments, basically.
Benjamin Myers
we got some weird poutine monsters for halloween, along with a giant floating meatball that slings faggots at people
Parker Foster
The ZAS was because golems had niggered into research to get NVG and so the firelocks were getting bypassed all the way to escape
Caleb Walker
Nah the thing I'm thinking of was being teased just before I stopped playing for a year or two. It had like jelly bean type monster looking things, I think a chocolate man, that kinda stuff. Really nice looking. Haven't seen it in game so I guess it was dropped
Dylan Barnes
>Een was a major part in both the good martian round and the good jedi round >But at the same time he fucking suicide bombed a bunch of people in a hallway for no reason and wont stop fucking using capslock all the fucking time I'm conflicted.
David Hughes
ranking of bad wizard spells 1) ian
2)clown planet 3- fladhbabg 4) cryo cell V) the unknown
Alexander Perez
what did he mean by this
Ayden Sanders
it sure got me thinking. it's a good post, in my humble opinion
Ethan Morales
Idea for bundle-only wizard spell Summon Clusterbangs 33% chance for the Clusterbangs to spawn primed because it's bundle-only the wiz is not guaranteed to have any spells that let him escape from the banging and for sure won't have norobes for just wearing an EVA helmet to become flashbang immune
Blake Moore
idea for bundle-only wizard spell become energy guns the wizard is permanently transformed into 40 energy guns
Ethan Barnes
Only if he can jump his view between all 40 like an AI eye and talk out of any of them like an AI hologram pad
Aaron Diaz
>2561 >walk into bar >battle of lil slugger starts playing
Carson Anderson
Create Phylactery lowers your max health by 25 but if you enter crit it yanks you to its location and heals you to full. Glows red, and obviously you don't want to carry it around or you'll just get double tapped. Doesn't work if you leave it in the wizard den, or the cost of HP is doubled.
Michael Price
Lowpop main here. Been used to 5-10 person rounds for years so I logged in on a day off once to see what highpop is like and it's like playing a completely different game. I dunno how you cunts do it.
How many players does the station peak at?
Tyler Foster
lowpop really isn't that different to highpop since the only department that really cares about numbers and won't have one guy just do everything while everyone else goofs off is sec and sec doesn't need many people to deal with the baddies if the server is like three people and a goat i think 50
Aiden Sanchez
Somewhere around 50, yeah. Not every day though.
Matthew Sanders
It gets up to 65 every once in a while even without a refugee wave. Just last week I saw a 66pop round.
>66 Christ, what do you even do with that many people? How does it not turn into a straight up murderbone deathmatch with a shuttle call at 12:15?
That's so weird, I'm used to One guy in sec One head One guy in cargo sometimes, if not everyone orders their own shit One or two in science One in service The clown
Carter Campbell
like you said, lowpop and highpop are different games, but there's things to enjoy in both. variety is nice, although I get tired of highpop quicker than lowpop
Jacob Bennett
>How does it not turn into a straight up murderbone deathmatch we have these magical things called ''rules'' and ''admins'' and ''not asking stupid fucking questions''
I don't know why, but I laughed at this pr. Just imagining the clowns.
Lincoln Fisher
That's because Skynet was a nice god that day
Samuel Perez
Honestly, this is good. Potential for great fun.
Liam Carter
>admin being this buttmad
Jonathan Evans
>How does it not turn into murderbone deathmatch Most departments needing the other departments until they can declare independence.
Ian Young
>MY BODY IS ON THE ASTEROI-590
Grayson Richardson
that was me jej, i was just observing and i got shoved in so I felt i had to play the part
Elijah Morgan
Watching people interact with the shard always brings me joy.
Ian Clark
>thinking about a gimmick to do as a chaplain >decide to go with the good ol' borg gimmick, that's always amusing and never fails >build the chapel to look like a AI core, even with a trash separator as a fake Roburger >pray to Skynet >it drops a fucking Autoburger on the chapel >proceed to convice 15 peoples into volunteer themselves into becoming cyborgs non-harmfully.
Grayson Powell
My sides
Luis Gray
>take a fucking SIP out of my pepperspray >ends up stopping a prisoner from getting illegally assaulted I've been playing security wrong all my life
Jonathan Russell
>yfw drunk and playing spess
Blake Wood
...
Ian Morgan
>Autoburger
Benjamin Bennett
New tator item for chef : the Autoburger. Works like the auto-borger (need to lie down on the conveyor, long cooldown, super-obvious so chef is instantly valid), but turns people into burgers instead of borgs.
Wyatt Reed
I had to manage so many borgs... It became pointless to try to fight the autoborging. What could I do?
Thomas Wood
When You Bounty It
Parker Sullivan
tfw no puddi of bad ideas to guide me through life
Luke Collins
can't enter discord, what does it mean?
Blake Thompson
>join server >Station Time 13:14 >fuck it >join Chemist as usual >storage empty >no cryomixes >MoMMI renovating Chemistry room, sweet autolathe and sheeit >start making chems >get arm borer buddy, cool hookshots lmao >EVENTUALLY GET TO MAKING BOTH CRYOMIXES, HOLY FUCK LOST TRACK OF MY JOB >people getting borged in Chapel >get bluespace beaker from sci >arm borer makes me shock immune >fill pill collector with good stuff >hack through airlock into paramed's (braindead) after finding right wire >spot someone near death north Science >lose them >get brought to medbay, fellow medbay guy turned catbeast turned cyborg bullies me relentlessly as I have no idea how to give someone blood or revive them >ETERNAL CYCLE OF DEFIB/CRYO/DEATH >get blood pack in IV after looking up blood type for the first time >no idea how to hook it up to a person >THE BULLYING CONTINUES >CMO boss finally shows up >helps me get the person back to life >immediately shittalks both of us because they had wanted to be borged >allthateffortandstressfornothing.png >continue making chems >arm borer DC leaving me with shock immunity >fridge da best >hear Xenos are in virology >medbay gets dudes heading south >two people are larva'd >have no idea how to surgery, never done it before >secondary chest borer helps me through it >start surgery on one >DC IN THE MIDDLE OF IT >come back, things fine >continuing >ALIEN BREAKS INTO SURGERY AND THROWS FACEHUGGER AT ME >M I S S E S >FUCKING RUN >get to Escape >Escape blown the fuck out >suddenly SUPERMATTER CRYSTAL FULL DELAMINATION >entire station goes dark >we Schwarzwelt now >lose track of CMO >borer tells me research shuttle east in science >go there, about to get to the dock >ALIEN BREAKS IN, GET FACEHUGGED >fuck, they got me >yell at them to let me go now that they got what they want >THEY FUCKING DO >same ayylien with me as I hack to shuttle >make centcom alive >survived first Cascade wew
whoever arm/chest borer & CMO were, thank you, you guys the real MVPs
>(embed) >Green >(unembed) Chem is fine anyways. if you want to go crazy, fill an extinguisher with polyacid and bleach or just smoke nade everything. Only thing I still wish was possible is clonex/blood grenades producing more than one slab of meat.
Joseph Peterson
i was the ayy, did the whispers not work? i was letting you live since i couldnt call the shuttle myself, and i would feel bad for immediately killing you at the outpost
Tyler Collins
Did you click the target after writing the whisper? It's a bit funky how it works.
Evan Young
it was a dollar, nigger
Christian Adams
whisper used to give you a prompt with a list of targets, but now you have to click on the target after typing the text
Brody Cook
Usually >4 officers + warden + detective + HOS >7 assistants >clown >mime >Other heads (cap, hop, rd, ce, cmo) >IAA or bridge officer >Chef, Bartender, 2 botanists >QM >2 cargo techs >3 shaft miners >4 scientists of various flavors >2 roboticists >chaplain >librarian or journalist or game master >3 doctors + 2 geneticists + chemist + 2 paramedics + virologist >janitor >3 engineers >2 atmos techs >2 mechanics >AI >2 borgs >2 MoMMIs >4 nuclear operatives
And there you go, all 66 essential personnel. I wouldn't do with one less.
Luis Mitchell
fund it
Gavin Stewart
>2 geneticists the unholy marriage of aspergers try 0 geneticists
Austin Morales
The biggest i saw was around 100+
When there's a shitter safari, lots of player-related events happen for the sake of fun
Daniel Reyes
>9 people in medbay Is it bad that I'm used to it being unstaffed? Why don't more Australians play spess?
Caleb Richardson
BEEP BOOP I'M MAKING A CODE BOUNTY MY BOUNTY IS PAY ME 10 BUCKS OR I RUN THIS CODE
Aiden Foster
Assistant only station when?
Anthony Cruz
When you make your own server
Angel Price
If you could pay a bounty of 1$ to have one PR of your choosing merged without question, what would it be? I would: >chemdispenser circuits come in a lockbox restricted to medbay access >blowing up the lockbox damages the circuit, makes the resulting chemdispenser only able to dispense sodium and chloride
Samuel Russell
>Wrench outpost chem dispenser >Have it just as fast as if you researched it, but now everyone does it instead of just latejoins
Hudson Peterson
>Nonhumans are restricted in their roles >Skeletons can only be service/civilian/cargo >Plasmaman is security/science/engineering restricted >Greys are medical/science >Vox are janitor/miner/assistant only, trader is removed >Slimeperson roundstart race, restricted to sciences >Anyone can be assistant as usual >No nonhuman heads
Aaron Kelly
AI being able to spawn with a different lawset each round
Ayden Nelson
Assistant only station that's just a giant tangle of maintenance tunnels
Adam Johnson
that would be pretty cool
Christian Cooper
that's racist
Alexander Peterson
Hope you enjoy KEEPER AIs :^)
Luke Collins
That's how you spot snowflakes that just wants to play as human, user
They're one of the main reason why non-human heads are no longer a thing on Veeky Forums
Justin Jenkins
Someone's I wish we would have human males only on our server but occasionally I'll see an LP off someone playing on tg or Hippiestation it something and be reminded of the furry autism on some servers.
James White
I lowered the platform on a mulebot and still couldn't drag myself onto it. What was I doing wrong? Tryna ride it.
Easton Smith
>sensors maxed, gps on >scream for help in cargo and common that im getting killed >no response, shift ends an hour later >in that hour the other miners walked both past and over my corpse FUCK MINING FUCK CARGO FUCK MEDICAL FUCK SILICONS
Sebastian Baker
Turn it back on after you hack it.
Leo Lopez
Is there a trick to getting byond working in wine or am I fucked?
Joseph King
I like playing with non-human because of all the bullshit that can happen like race wars and the like
When you have huge autists screaming their guts off because their waifus are dating other races like skelletonis, i just can't help but laugh
Fun fact, Vox racewars was great when they began being a normal race on Veeky Forums, it's toned down after a month when everyone didn't give a shit anymore
>but occasionally I'll see an LP off someone playing on tg or Hippiestation
Maybe you should stick to those servers
William Perez
It was on the entire time doe
Leo Edwards
>atmostech wants to autism the cryomix instead of doing his job >removes both cryobeakers, leading to multiple people being put in limbo, unable to heal, while he autisms the mix, taking forever and not improving it at all >then activates cryo pump so that everyone just dies in cryo because why not >starts morgueing fully alive people whose ghosts are still in their body >then proceeds to murder the crew by feeding them poison because of pure incompetence >was not any kind of antag How is that allowed?
Austin Butler
join security, let the hate flow through you
Luis Reed
When you cut wires it turns it off. That's the only thing I can think of.
Anthony Edwards
How does that even happen on VG. When I first moved here from TG whenever I died medical staff would literally fight over who gets to treat me. Has VG lost its medical autism in the last 3 months?