/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #97

Just a Prank Edition

Last thread: >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

>Stop killing yourself
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality
vocaroo.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! I've set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- I'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 10 Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 30 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to me here:
[email protected]

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so plenty of time! Thank you!

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!

Hi everyone

Every thread.

Gather around, feast your eyes! Young and old, ladies and gentlemen, here we go!
Welcome back to the poetry circle, everyone!

Today's word of the thread is "smoke"~!
To me, this could mean all manner of things. Smoke is more than just literal smoke from a fire. Try to think of it metaphorically. What could it represent? What does it mean to you?
I'm interested in seeing how you interpret it.

That said, if you are not yet aware what this is, consider inspiration for anybody that would like to try their hand at writing poetry! Newcomers and veterans alike are all welcome. By sharing a common word, we can all compare how we write and think.
Alternatives today are 'depth(s)', 'night', and 'kingdom'.

Also, please consider commenting on other poems as well! I'm sure everyone would really appreciate it!
As always, thank you for contributing and I can't wait to read your poems!

Monika!

Shitposting with Monika!

Sayori!

I love me too

Dokis are for hug!

I love her too.

True Love ending when

But only if you have brown hair

best doki is in front of you and is in tears

what do you do?

hey guys whats the point of your life
what motivates you to get out of bed in the mornings

>Ywn have a cop for a father like pic related who will help you save Natsuki from her dad

At what point do you deem it acceptable to delete Monika?
>misery guts
>vegetarian
>likes rap
I'd probably kill that person irl if given the chance desu

so no one thinks anything is wrong with me

Stroke her hair and tell her everything is going to be ok.
Helps that best Doki is smol enough to be comforted.

nothing

>>misery guts
Most of us are, and at least she provides tips on how to deal with it.
>>vegetarian
Only because of global warming fuckery. Even though I doubt manmade stuff contributes to it. I'm sure she'd eat meat if it's not farm grown, like if it was hunted, unless you get the deer by running it over with a hummer.
>>likes rap
Anarchy Reigns, motherfucker.

Never. Being a vegetarian is healthy as fuck and not all rap is bad, as it's good to keep an open mind.

>most of us are
t. sad human being

My raging erection

What is that which makes you cry
What is that which rise so high
What comes from a fiery light
What disappears into the night

love

I probably would be too socially retarded to react correctly, but I would at least try to ask whats wrong and offer a hug.

>195141496
>In /ddlc/
no (yous) for (you)

Making her proud

banging on about things that make you nervous and sad is just unhealthy and damaging to those one influences. wish she'd cut it out

You know what I meant, don't pretend to be retarded, you empty husk.

I don't even know.

school

I just played this game and got the Monica ending. I think I want to die.

Fucking Monika in the Classroom!
Impregnating Monika with your seed!
Graduating with Monika!
Having Twins with Monika!
Having a Happy Life together with Monika!
Growing old with Monika!

So, whose going to hang their doki on their Christmas tree?

>Danlet working on a sequel
>It's actually a DLC
>twice the size of the original game
>an actual game after you get the "good ending"instead os sayori telling you this is the end of the game
>several endings and several ways to save your doki from misery and fulfilling her dream
>Monika is back and has her own route
>20 Dolaroos
Would you buy it?

Rope or knife?

fapping, video games and my work where i help handicapped people in their daily life

Welcome to the club.

pic

I've been getting up increasingly later. I don't know anymore.

Yes, absolutely.

Yup, as long as it's not a physical copy. Then I would have to pirate it.

As long as I get a preggo ending...
FUCK EU4 DLC AND TAKE MY MONEY

that is gay, yo

I'm not gonna do it. I think I'm gonna take the walkthrough and get through it tomorrow. It doesn't help that I played this game after midnight. I've never been so scared before in my life playing a game.

I love sayori...

Boy I fucking wish.
I need to leave these fucking threads.

delete her while you still can
please don't fall for her

You bet I would

BUT DON"T YOU WANT A RUSSIA ONLY EXPANSION?

>Monika is back and has her own route
How would this even work?

>Dan
>Happy ending
Choose one

Please do.

I take a tired glance out the same window, the same view, and
See the same smoke rising
Curling
Contorting
Into new and curious shapes. It speaks,
A message in brief and
Devoid of meaning.

I can't feel the warmth of that eternal fire from here. It left long ago. Outside this home


ashes.

I squint into the patterns, and maybe I see a smile that I didn't bring about,
But it's nice anyway. Fleeting. Finite. Fading.
But nice.

The fire is what is real, but fires
Consume.
The distance is safe. The smoke is safe. This is enough.
This is enough.
This is just enough.

This is about a woman who used to be very dear to me, who brought a lot of warmth and light into my life, but who caused me a lot of pain by virtue of our proximity. Now I keep an eye on her through more indirect means, because I have trouble truly letting go.

It wouldn't surprise me if that was his plan all along. Get us all emotionally hooked with a free sample then extort us for everything we have.
I would buy it even if it were $40 (which it probably would be in Aus).

>hey guys whats the point of your life
This is a dumb question. If you believe in God, then God should be the point of your life. If you don't believe in God, then you should know that there's no point to life and that we're just the result of billions of years of rocks floating through space and shit.

Back on topic, here's a picture of Sayori moments after realizing Dan Salvato is her god.

>Monik-
dropped

Her character is crazy and still breaks the fourth wall! She's happy that whoever programmed her finally gave her a chance.

Imagine if Yuri made Monika pregnant
Imagine their child

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Friendly reminder - just Monika.

it's objective morality/meaning

this archetype is the most fun when they get cucked and go crazy

>not wanting to get knocked up
that is not my monika

Imagine if you stopped posting this image every thread.

Y does Danlet hates money?

it doesn't follow from there being no God that life has no meaning

delet this

HOLY FUCK YES, I'M SO DOWN FOR GIRL ON GIRL PREG

She's not really crazy though, just broken by the burden of knowledge. And part of that is because she wasn't given a route. Giving her a route could easily clash with that if not done in a particular way.

Just Monika
she'd kill the baby anyway because you may love it

>she's not really crazy though
The Monika defense force is getting more and more ridiculous by the day

>You'll never graduate and become a detective in your towns police force
>You'll never wake up one morning to find your home being wracked with a series of murders
>You'll never be always one step behind the culprit until you masterfully corner them in an isolated cabin
>You'll never be outplayed and knocked unconscious
>You'll never come to handcuffed, gagged and barred to a bed
>You'll never realize it was Monika the whole time
>She'll never congratulate you on your persistance and force of will to stick to the game even though it seemed hopeless
>She'll never admit that watching your resolve and desperation made her want you a hundred times more than when you were both in the literature club
>The murders will never stop, but at the cost of you disappearing from the public eye
>The Monika Mutilator will never make you hers, body and mind, whether you like it or not

Your Doki comes up with a hypothetical question for you!
What question does she ask?

Sayori.....
you know what you have to do, get a knife and kill that bitch who stole your man

nicely done

Should I call Sayori crazy because of what happens with her in the bad ending/'secret' ending?

So, she would be a normal, regular Monika, who loved you, even if not that desperately? Would she just be the president of the club and get to spend some time with you? I think I'm okay with that, even if the Monika I fell in love with was crazy.

Why is your dick so small

What did Monica say to Sayori?

feels bad man

>... Say, user?
> How do you feel about hypnosis?

kys

Yeah.

she just wants to live a quiet life with you user

Thanks user

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Driving to your favorite star watching spot with Sayori!
Enjoying the late night picnic with Sayori!
Holding hands with Sayori!
Telling Sayori to make a wish on a shooting star!
Sayori asking what you wished for!
Saying you didn't wish because she's everything you could ever need!
Sayori kissing you quickly and pulling away embarrassed!
Looking into Sayori's eyes before you both move together for another kiss!
And another!
Kissing until your lips may as well be one!
Moving atop Sayori as she giggles shyly and nods as consent!
Sayori gasping as you kiss her neck and remove her shirt and push her skirt to her ankles and she kicks it off!
Sayori's hands lightly moving along your chest and arms as you toss your own clothes aside!
Pulling Sayori's panties down making her blush and worry if she's good enough!
Sayori's nerves washed away as you place your lips on hers once more!
Sayori's virgin pussy trembling against your length as you push inside!
Sayori pulling you closer to her as you slowly rock back and forth eliciting the tiniest moans from her!
Pumping in and out of her once Sayori gets used to the slight pain!
Sayori's repeated professions of love for you and pleas for more slowly start to become unintelligible stutters!
Telling Sayori you love her too as you cum inside her!
Sayori's back arching as the rush of warm cum sends her into her own orgasm!
Relaxing next to Sayori on the blanket where she falls asleep!
Wrapping Sayori up in the blanket and carrying her to your car!
Smiling the whole way home!

>she even has no condom fetish
Troubles of being too responsible, I suppose. I already came inside several times tho at the first time.

It's a tough question, user. My reasons probably won't apply to you. Honestly, nothing can motivate us. Motivation isn't something that can just happen and strike you, it's something you iron into your soul and force yourself to do. It's hard work, but just take it step by step, and find your own reasons to get out of bed just a little bit earlier than the day before. It can be something small, something meaningless or insignificant. Just don't force yourself, let it be natural.
Part of the beauty of life is the fact it's meaningless. There's no meaning for us, so we go out there and find our own meaning to grasp. By not having any meaning, we're free to do whatever it is our heart desires. It's liberating. All we have to do is what we want to do. It just becomes a matter of figuring out what it is you want, and figure out how to get there. As long as you try your best, it's okay whether you succeed or fail.
At least that's how I feel.

I hope we never meet then, ahaha...

This is a great interpretation, user. Honestly, it's kind of what I had in mind when I chose the word too! Something that remains after a fiery passion and just drifts away in wisps until nothing remains. My only complaint is that the first two and second two lines mismatch, as if it takes a completely different tonal shift. Still though, very enjoyable read and my one criticism is very minor. Thank you for sharing with us!

You really love making burritos, huh, user?
I approve.

Are you planning to make the other dokis as well?

Funny you say that given in the good ending she's fine.

Magnificent.

Burrito Sayori is too cute.

make a yuri futa please

Well I guess you've got me there then. Point was that it's because of the awareness, not their default state.

That's 1/3 times though.

Not right now, takes too much time.

Meeting Yuri's parents!!!