/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

What the fuck is so funny uh?

>post male highlanders
What about female(male) highlanders?

pampers learned
ook dook learned
but the spicneet is still obsessed with this place

GIVE ME ONE GODDAMN REASON TO NOT KILL EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LALA IN THIS THREAD

I haven't played since mid-heavensward, somebody give me a quick rundown on the changes

Because they are so kawaii

>people who force their LS
>as soon as it gets thread attention it implodes
Why would you want to kill your social baby?!
See leaf, silk, neet, honk, and demo. soon to be soft and panda.

I can't. So you might as well get started.

is soft even a xivg fc?

That's not very nice

What did sandcat have to do to get this autist so absolutely analpained that he can't use a filter?

yes

Post midlanders

proof

Deny paks ERP.
Ignore his posts 24/7.
Remember when paks had a meltdown when mado ignored him?

tfw Paks will never piss on you

2bh he is a shitty person who is an equivalent to a "nice guy" giving you gifts and guilt tripping you into trying to do things for him. He then denies all of this when called out.

full of ebins

Looking for EB gf (female pref, cute male ok) in Aether.
I'm friendly, nice, and will take good care for you.

This

gay

>got /petted by a lot of people today
Feels nice!

wow, what a slut

>tfw no NA groups have cleared Ultimate Coil

LUL NA

wouldn't you want her to be your slut?

Literally no one cares

They kept calling me cute and adorable! I'm not a slut

ew, no

>im not a slut
>im pure teehee
how many times does this rerun have to air

im pure

Nice thread post cats

until sex is had and life has finally been given to hopeless virgins pent up on years of abusing their mentality via mongolian soil-sifting forums who for some reason think ironic posting trying to get lewds off of f-list or the porn boards is fine

that or just until people get bored of it, but since peoples humour changes rapidly we'll keep seeing it
also you're on Veeky Forums what the fuck do you expect when no one has a name to keep up the reputation of

yeah, I bet you slurped all their brodies as thanks

Indeed it does!

wtb mateus eb

nuh-uh!

marry me already

>195155768
ugly wow dont ever post again
same old gimmicks time after time nu nu nu ebins are truly the worst especially this faggot

>bait for (you)'s
>people fall for it
thats why it keeps rerunning

>not finding stupid "pure" people to erp with a attractive leveled dummy alt
>not easing them into embarrassing degenerate erp
>not leaking the logs for all the thread to see.

It's like you don't even get off on busting people

midlanders are a dying breed

Fucking kill yourself you worthless ant

post kneecaps

which race is this thiccest without being muscle hulks

i want to massage her neck

>nu nu nu ebins
what did they mean by this

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Elezen

Dear /xivg/,
The beloved user known as Kiss Dissem, or Kistol by some, passed away late last night in his San Francisco home. At his spouse's request, readers are asked to consider donating to the Suicide Prevention Foundation if possible.

We'll miss you, Kiss.

ok but buy a name change first please

the panda people, any mateus people really, that one stupid fish aura that posts all the time and obviously samefags

probably fem midlander or femroe with muscle slider 0

It's a combination of the old Excalibur crew who used him for crafts and left him to die, and Paks.

If anyone is new, it's you.

Sorry can I get Midlanders with lighter skin? Skin tone is just a couple shades dark for me.

me

sea wolf names are probably the worst thing in lore to abide by so no

Can I have his stuff?

post some tanks

Mateus is great and panda is nice uwu

>sea wolf names
>hard
??
mine was easy as fuck you just pick 4 words from a list and add a suffix

>Midlanders
Lmao you fucking wish. there's a reason people pick midlanders as a go to for femboys

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Highlanders have surprisingly good asses.

Mrs. Dissem will be holding an auction for the vast quantities of Wham! memorabilia that Mr. Dissem left behind, in order to pay for his funeral.

femcat :3

Hello Panda

cromge

You tried.

>Mrs. Dissem
lmao....

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>people who make female characters in revealing clothing in min bust
Like putting gold sprinkles in shit tbfh

it's not that they're hard it's that they look like bot names, hard to be creative with, and all generally look the same

not really about being a snowflake but nobody looks at a sea wolf name and translates it in their head to see the creative thing you came up with, they just take 1 look and go 'you probably pressed random in the char creator lol'

this same thing applies to cats though, but i guess it's easily circumvented by saying your character is a halfie

What causes certain races to be more mentally ill than others?

misses dissem misses kiss dissem jeje

damn spider looks stacked, but not 100% sure

au ras emo sit is a good example?

My cousin and I just bought this game and are getting into it. What should we know as beginners? We're on Brynhildr on Primal

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Don't know but female au ra are forever ruined for me

Don't ever play with xivg people and stay away from xivg servers. Don't ever come here again that is how you have fun.

cookie

why do you idle in that person's room so much lizard bro?

Sparring with the new recruit

all i want for christmas this year is a big booty elf wife

when does event start? 12 server time?

Generic but I like it

All I want is the new Christmas orchestrion roll

Thanks, you've literally ruined ERPing on an alt for me.

fair enough point
>this same thing applies to cats
>tfw originally wanted to play a keeper but could not and still can't make a decent name