/pdg/ - PAYDAY: The Heist, PAYDAY 2 and RAID WORLD WAR II general

It's graduation Fellas! Congratulations for keep the previous thread alive until the bump limit edition

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Steam group still not ded
steamcommunity.com/groups/Itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

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ded game

I need my trashley lewd fix

>tfw having to browse other generals while waiting for /pdg/ to return
You guys should really work on making a new thread before the old one dies.

i want to cum inside her boypussy

>jews have high chance to drop today

NO...NOOO....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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doubt

twitter.com/almirlisto/status/928427526745030656

What's he doing then, going back to LA or something? This fuck is getting on my nerves

>mfw its to make a live action trailer for their character pack

>mfw can't wait for #kickthewick 2: electric boogaloo

The happy merchant is hungry, and the goy's wallet is their food.

but the live action stuff is comfy
especially the jimmy trailer

mods were a mistake

Nice bait ;)

>outlines shit on the level like meth ingredients for you to see

disgusting, nothing but trash.

The "cheaty" ones are indeed trash.

Does anyone have a good OD build?

Literally nothing happened.

yes

maybe

So we should just expect the jew characther pack and the christmas heist this year right?

pd2tools.com/l/3f12df821c78cc62de2a45fdb9f268ff

>10

these threads get more replies about what page it's on than actual game discussion

Because there has barely been any contentlately

so let it die?
what's the point of having a thread up if there is no actual content?

Reminds me of /kfg/

Seriously why the fuck can cops shoot you while climbing through windows?
Is this lag? I just died because of this 3 times on day one rats and it pissed me off so much

animations literally do not matter in this game
no matter what a cop is doing, they can shoot you

Even when reloading?

yes

Cops don't shoot you when interacting with something, such as disabling the time lock in big bank or freeing a hostage. That's not true at all

I mean most of the time it doesnt matter just like raid you cna get hit by flammers that are shooting you with invisible flames while dropping from a ledge or something

codes and raid bullying

PD masta hee
I will never understand how you can be so fucking shit at making FUCKING BUILDS. Its amazing.
At least use some dodge and the dmg skill for the izhma, its weak as fuck already, if you dont take the stability + dmg skill youll underperform and wont kill shit even when getting crits. And since you took crits, fucking take dodge too. And parkour aced for running reload, the whole FUCKING point of taking the izhma is killing everything because you have 22 fucking rounds, and 26 with the big brother mag. Thanks to you, this poor shitter who asked for builds will join MY OD goat sim and think he can make it. Pathetic.
also
>berserker EVER without frenzy
you make me want to flay you and your mother alive with boiling hot water. Live. Publicly.

>people actually using shotguns

lmaoing @ ur tiny rice dicks

Wich one is dieing first raid or lawbrakers?

Raid

raid was stillborn

Lawbreakers will fail first, Starbreeze has enough of a funds pool to keep a 6 man studio in a second world shithole going. Lawbreakers is from a 65 man studio in the first world with 0 publisher support. Investors will get cold feet and pull out. Cliffy can run the studio off his own funding for awhile but it ain't gonna last and he knows it.

The funny thing is Lawbreakers is undoubtedly the better game, if a bit uninspired, its marketplace is just fucking GONE. Raid will fail on its own lack of merits.

anyone got a writeup about differences between zdoom and prboom when it comes to conveyor belts? I want to learn more on that before I go with some crazy logic using voodoo dolls and conveyors

Sorry, I don't know anything about doom mapping.

fuck wrong tab
btw doom general is a lot faster than this place, guess you dont need microtransactions to keep your game alive after launch, only mod support

>filter to worldwide
>3 servers to pick
RAID is going well huh

So does Safehouse Raid count towards getting the OD skull now that there's achievements for it?

>page 10

Yes

No it doesn't.

There was a time when it did because OVK fucked up but they eventually fixed it.

I Will Give You My All 2017 is good.

It is, it just doesn't fit Diamond Heist.

>I was only level 99
>I loved Hoxton so much so much, I had all the merchandise and DLC
>I pray to Hoxton every night before PAYDAY, thanking him for the masks I've been given >"Hoxton is love" I say "Hoxton is is life"
>a Skulldozer hears me and calls me a noob
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Hoxton
>I called him a level one scrub
>he slaps me and sends me to jail
>I'm crying now, and my mask hurts
>I lay in jail and it's really cold
>a warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Hoxton
>I am so happy
>He whispers in my ear " look at this I'm rich!" >He grabs me with his powerful dodge build and puts me on my hands in knees
>I'm ready
>I ready my vault for Hoxton
>He drills into my safe
>It hurts so much but I do it for Hoxton
>I can feel the vault opening as my eyes water
>I push against his drill
>I want to please Hoxton
>He roars a might roar as he opens my vault with his thermal drill
>A cloaker walks in
>Hoxton looks him straight into the goggles and says "It's payday fellas!"
>Hoxton gets in the van and leaves
>Hoxton is love, Hoxton is life

LOL

>lole I did a funni meem

Wait they released more of that shitshow?

What did he meme by this?

Let's talk about Raid.

t. Connor Shaw

let's talk about you and me

WE WERE GOING THE DISTANCE

What is Overdrill and which is my reward for winning it?

is the raid server browser a shit like pd2s

Shittier since there's fuck all people playing it

does it use the same stupid map thing that pd2 does?

>generic EDM track
>terrible sped-up vocals
nah

No you get a list. But instead of being able to join an in-lobby server you either have to drop in to an in-progress heist or go to someones camp (safehouse) and hope they start the map you wanted to play.

And here ladies and gentlemen, the guy who has never gotten more than 50 kills on a heist above very hard in his entire miserable life.
You honestly are the quintessential manifestation, the absolute embodiment of the word BETA. The apotheosis of your being is being a submissive bitch. If you really try to tell me, or really that guy up there who's post I replied to, or really ANYONE, especially a woman, that your dick is anywhere near average, or anywhere near over 5 inches, I will actually fucking die laughing at you
Any shotgun in this fucking game outperforms and BTFOs any AR, any glauncher, or really any fucking weapon you can get that isnt a shotgun. Shotguns are fucking op. End of story you utter virgin

Hydrogen chloride, add it.

>noob herder
how the fuck am i supposed to get it?

get 3 people who are good at game to reset their accounts

bump before going to sleep

Goodnight user

Never wake up!

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Legit lobby or no?

Game instantly crashes when I click join

Requesting PaydayMasta25 to give judgement and final verdict on my OD shotgun build

pd2tools.com/l/d122381337d8fb2f7a18fd89d527137d

>the only known upcoming content is fucking kyke meme DLC
Why are we still here?

don't worry, for christmas you'll get amazing vlad heist featuring his beloved brother-in-law voiced by Almir himself!

Do Flechette Rounds make the ''Far and Away'' skill irrelevant? I'm aware of the less ammo pick up rate, but I'd rather use the 9 points somewhere else.

thats cute

Will I get to bang Hoxton in VR mode?

No. Let the thread die.

Never

Why not sydney? you can just put a paper bag in her head now

Oh :(.

So there's no reason to buy into that VR stuff.

Tell me about Hoxton. How'd he get burned?

It just works goy ;)

Someone threw industrial bleach at him in prison i think

but I like go bank
its stealth is challenging and has a playstyle little seen on other maps
its loud is an incredibly intense holdout where it seems like everyones about to die any second

GO bank stealth is how most stealth should be in payday, civs roaming around, cops checking out if its all fine and so on instead of "lmao kill every civ and all essential guards"

GO bank loud is trivial if you don't count the snipers.

He didn't escape the original bit of Slaughterhouse in time.

Well, the "control" maps should be more like it.

yeah this method wouldnt work on maps like murky station or shadow raid, but Branch Bank could be exciting with this

Does the "Far and Away" skill make Flechette Rounds irrelevant?

It's pretty much flechettes in skill form

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Anyone up for some PD:TH?

Legit