/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

how do I get the enemy medics to cave in and suck-a my deek? I'm already using tilt binds and dropping them whenever I get a chance

WHY THE FUCK CANT I CRAFT

Yes my ego is very fragile ever since I had a fight with an autistic weeb 3 months ago.

>gives minigames for free
>guy offers to pay anyway

Why is this general full of such cute boys?

current discord link: discord.gg/UqDzRby

FYI you can make a link that lasts forever.

first time using the lnl seriously and i suck at it
hope it doesnt fuck with my aim with stock

oh sorry we're a discord for a general thread
we don't allow people we don't like so we can't make it a perm link it has to expire and you have to pass a series of tests to gain access to the actual discord channels

i believe it

>actually wanting to hear the voices of autists niggers and bottomfraggers with shit mics over fedoracord

that link does last forever, the last one was reset cause people were abusing it

and how were they "abusing" it?

>Not enjoying the ability to filter all bottomfraggers and autists so they can't even trick you into reading their post

by spam inviting their non-tf2g friends to use our voice channels with

>implying you top frag ever

>Implying this changes the ability to filter bottomfraggers
Filter me if I'm a bottomfragger lad oh wait you can't because this website is anonymous lmao

Oh I see. So only certain people who come to the general may use the discord? How interesting

>nice medic bro

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I don't get it, the hub ?

>Passable sniper, nothing special
>Haven’t played TF2 in half a year
>Come back for new event
>Suddenly I’m pulling off insane MLG memester tier shots regularly, and getting accused of hacking at least once every 10 games by screaming preteens, and one HUEling.

Did they change Sniper at all or did I just git gud from sniping in a bunch of other games inbetween?

>banana bay
>push the cart is easy
>the other team never pushes so I can't get the other part of the contract
>my team is all around their cart
>their team is all around our cart at the cap point
>no one helps
>game has been going on for 30 mins
END THIS HELL

>another happy choose your own adventure customer

>he doesn't know you can get defense points for killing someone that's pulling the opposite team's cart back during the final stretch

1 vs 12 is hard to do user.

hello v

>Merasmus map where he spawned MORE THAN 20 FUCKING TIMES and made the match last an hour.

It got to the point where both teams just agreed to hinder their respective tryhards just to end the fucking thing so everyone could take their contracts and go home.

Guys help me please. I was retarded and picked the Amputator contract because I thought it'd be easy. I have no friends. Pls help. Pls.

it was easy to miss, but basically i destroyed the combo with two perfectly placed bombs and won us the game

Why did Valve think it was more important to update the sounds for the Party Trick taunt than, say, buff the Sharpened Volcano Fragment or something like that

>collect souls on ghost fort
Primary objective should be "kill merasmus" because he spawns every fucking minute so you'll never get any kills thanks to truces

because the contributor for that part of the update chose to work on that instead

>not just setting up a level 3 next to the enemy spawn during every truce

At one point we have five of them and the enemy team couldnt leave or cap, ensuring Fag Wizard never spawned

>overwatch

>star uploaded a new vid
>disabled comments

*teleports to ur dimension*
heh.. nothin personnel, mortal..

What's the intention of this post?

2/10 made me check

>shitty game ends
>re queue
>same server, on the end screen
>re queue
>same server, loading the next map i don't even have selected
I thought they fixed that?

youtube.com/watch?v=rG0f6t2egwo
it's true

195232494
>people care about le STERRRRR and JERMAAAAA so wacky hehe

kill yourself

I'm trying to set up a TF2 cosmetic wishlist right now.
I'm pretty set on these right now but I thought I'd get a second opinion.
R8

That spy hat is ugly. i like the the sniper loadout

>a second opinion
You're also UGLY

left is stupid

right is kinda okay but could do better without that hat

I miss Jerma and Star

youtube.com/watch?v=-GiF909MuHA

it's over man
time to let go

/tf2g/ pls. This contract sucks ass.

youtube.com/watch?v=C5Fq3U_FjYc

id ?
how the fuck do you want anyone to help you if you just complain like a bitch ?

How can I help?

>tfw arena was your favorite mode
>no more arena

>tfw people claim to have liked arena just to look hardcore

tf2r.com/k5vi4fy.html

Fuck you. Bitching about bitching doesn't help either, bitch.

By adding
steamcommunity.com/id/SrsClown/
to your friends list, grouping up with 3 other people and farming the contract.

you're the biggest bitch here, bitch

The biggest bitch is the bitch that bitches about other bitches, bitch.

No, it's the bitch that bitches about the bitch bitching about your bitching, nigger.

youtube.com/watch?v=A5TsjmaycsQ

Is the gunslinger crit kill bonus bugged? I got a kill using the third crit punch and it didn't count. Was it just a fluke, or do I have to do something retarded like kill them with he extra critical damage?

youtube.com/watch?v=2hXgAYku2PA

>4:3
How do people manage to play this and not barf?
The tunnel vision feels so wrong on so many levels

post scoot

>cannibal crabs
>eat people
? ?? ???? ?

>pyros spawn in the sky now

wtf thx valve

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They'll eat each other when no other meat is availiable

also make me a meme

are you using 70fov christ thats ugly

>kill covered medigun

>heal covered killgun

i recently switched because i get 75 hz for my monitor at 1024x768 which is a 25 percent increase in fps. it just looks smoother overall, i still do play it stretched to 16:9

>caring about e-celebs

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>not Pretty Boy's Gore Spattered Balls

>wasting a slot on removing the stock hat
You could've gotten some gay haircut instead

how do i get a vintage lugermorph

>jew.tf STILL overcharging for craft hats
how jewish can this fucker be

You can't anymore, you'll have to cough up if you want blue text.

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where else you gonna buy your hats fag?

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Any goys up for some MvM: 2C?

will someone loan me a key

youtube.com/watch?v=DfOTUY3kaIU

i would but i'm about to spend them

Man they were the best.

Jerma is still funny on his stream.

Ster without tf2 is pretty awful.

I wish there was a way to uncorrupt star. He's become awful since he is playing a game he hates for money

>Heavy Weapons Guy
>only has one heavy weapon
Defend this now.

He has many, but he only uses one at a time.