/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #102

Natsuki lovers where you at

SAYORI
HAS
A
BIG
MEATY
DONG

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MONIKA

Let's leave that awful mess behind ok?

Everywhere!

My new rifle just came in. How is everyone else doing get anything cool lately?

Santa user Sayori needs more christmas cheer please

I'm gonna make Emosuki happy and you punks can't do shit about it!.

I'm starting to think that "every day" might be too infrequent. Should I move up to "every thread", or will that be posting this too often?

...until Christmas!

Hoo boy, some disturbing stuff lately.

Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! I've set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- I'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 16 Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 30 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to me here:
[email protected]

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so plenty of time! Thank you!

Your favorite doki is okie doki and so are you; I love you all

>implying Yuri doesn't browse /d/

Hey man that was me. Same goes to you.

Dan is lurking! Quick, post your height!
6'4 here.

Do yuri pad her chest?

I'll get something really cool as soon as Danlet

SHIPS

MY

FUCKING

KEYCHAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

5'11".

KEYCHAIN

Hide goon posts.
Ignore goon posts.
Do not reply to goon posts.

she pads her crotch

Sayori confirms her chest is, in fact, big and beautiful

I love her too.

What if I want to help?

It's every fucking day though, you can't write it off as just that.

No, but Sayori does!

Got myself a new guitar!
it's pretty good!
but a guitar can't fill the inmense void i feel

Great bro!

I wish I had a rifle, but Britbong gun laws.
I swear it's more to stop suicide than to stop murder.

5'11" here

Yuri's lengthy tongue swirling around the tip of your penis as her warm and nervous breath contrasts the cold air.

Every time Dan is called short, he delays keychain shipments by one more day.

>6'5"

Oh grow up Dan

Make a song for your doki and post tabs

...

Imposter! I am the real Yuri. Just look at all of these knives? I'm bringing all of these knives to the gunfight.

Hi Yuri, let's go to the shopping, Natsuki's waiting for us.

He can't otherwise he would be taller!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I will eat and rape your corpses, in that order.

Hopefully I'm not too late!
Welcome back to my poetry club, everyone! It's me, your club president!

For now, the word of the thread is "key"!
Alternatives today are 'locket', 'black', and 'river'!
As always, these words are just suggestions and only here to help give you inspiration in case you'd like to try writing a poem! Don't worry if you don't want to use them though!

Good luck, and I'm looking forward to seeing this evening's efforts!
Monika!

Yuri!
Try to remember some basics of CQC!

LISTEN TO ME YOU MOTHERFUCKER. YOU WILL SHIP THAT KEYCHAIN, OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KNEE YOU IN THE FACE.

AND ONCE I DO SO, I'LL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, SO I CAN KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

>heh thanks for the shekels

Man, it's easy to tie a noose but fuck me if you can find somewhere to suspend it from.

Jokes on you that's my fetish.

Yeah? Becouse the last thread sure made me feel like killing myself.

Whose keychain did you order.

Parrying, huh? That's more of long blade technique.
Still that's some fancy swordplay... pretty good.

Sayorifags assemble!!!

Fool.

Saw this prompt and wanted to give it a go, although "veil" ended up fitting better than "shroud"

My friends are hidden behind veils.
Veils of cloth. Veils of color.
Veils of flesh and bone.
We talk, laugh, share our lives
Never seeing what's behind the veil.
Until, one day, I did.
Behind the veil was a machine.
Things go in, things come out
And the veil behind me acts accordingly.
"Impossible," I thought to myself.
"Where is the will? Where is the self?"
"Thought? Choice?"
"...Soul?"
Then I realized.
The veil IS all of these things.
They do not exist behind it.
WE do not exist behind it.
I, too, have a veil of my own.
But I'm too scared to see what it hides.

Turning Monika's face into groundbeef and feeding it to herself!
Cutting her breasts and stuffing her with it too!

How sure are you about that?

...

I'm not sure i even want to...

I Love Sayori!

If I am a Monikafag, but wanted a happy ending for MC-kun with Sayori, does this make me a villain?

Oh wait. He's on to me.

>Just monika
What about the other dokis?

Every thread.

What are some games Yuri could enjoy that let her be a knife nut?

STOP

Sayori!!!!

...

I really like all the other dokis, but Monika has my heart.

Like the other user said you should make a song for your doki.
Doing anything tonight or just hanging in thread?
Well admiteddly most of our gun deaths here in America are due to suicide than murder. Im more butthurt that Britain doesn't seem to care about the degradation of privacy and free speech.

>Euro store isn't even available yet

I imagine she'd make a lot of cutting puns

Well, I figure if raping and eating people feels good, getting eaten and raped must feel amazing.

Good, can't wait until she stabs it for exposing your weakness.

I guess ill probably work on the project and stay on the thread... and you?

Sayori is precious.

DO IT NATSUKI
FUCKING DO IT
DON'T LET THE MANLET PLAY WITH US LIKE THIS
AND TOSS ME MY KEYCHAIN ONCE YOU GET THERE

>girls with weapons

This is my fetish.

I'm so tired /ddlc/
why did everybody told me my life was gonna be good?
i've tried
i've tried so hard

I NEED to see the full image

My dick fits in Natsuki's ass like a key in a lock
Her moans can be heard down the entire damn block
Natsuki's tongue out while I nut in her gut
Nothing better on earth than this doki's butt

>I want to make love to the club president
My friend's invited me to the bar will go if we're actually going otherwise im just hanging here with everyone.
Y-you too?

>the toxicity in the last thread is most likely MatPat's fault

STOP MANSPLANING SHITLORD

Hey everyone! If you want me to make you a Santa edit of your favourite Doki, just send send me an image!
Also, add me on steam!
steamcommunity.com/id/depressionmedicine/

I'm always amazed at how you can turn literally anything into Natsuki buttfucking. You're an underrated staple of these threads, friend. And your taste is impeccable.

Good choice, Natsuki is def the tightest

Good night.

>But you never talk

It takes time, more time.
Things don't change in days or weeks.

5'11"

>toxicity
What does this even mean? Did somebody say mean things about you or things you like?

>>>/tumblr/

>I don't play a lot of video games, user
>Partially that's because I like to read instead.
>Partially it's because I'm trapped in a video game already.
>I'd say this is one of those intentionally difficult games with no easy way to complete it.
>The Dark Souls of simulation games, you might say.

After Story Monika is such a fucking meme lord sometimes.

t. Game Theorist