>New map and new hero coming soon, new short out now >A whole bunch of Blizzard-themed skins are getting added into the base game (Nova Widowmaker, Protoss Orisa, stuff like that, ETA 2018)
second for Tracer is a degenerate and needs Winston to shock the gay out of her
Anthony Young
remember that playing off-meta characters is now legitimately bannable
Chase Miller
When you write a news article about it.
Zachary Cruz
>torb 1 trick cancer b& I wish this was true.
Landon Ward
it is true, but please continue to suck blizzcock more
Jordan Adams
user you need to be very careful because girls like Moira tend to drug you and then completely drain you dry
You don't want that to happen, do you
Logan Cook
Like this?
Sebastian Myers
>Liking ugly dykes
Jeremiah Perez
If you could change one thing about your main, what would it be and why?
Adrian Hernandez
>girls like Moira tend to drug you and then completely drain you dry where's the bad part to this?
Josiah Hall
yeah like that but without the fucking terrible artstyle jesus christ someone kill this artist before he/she/it draws another panel good fucking god im gonna be sick
Nicholas Young
>once Mercy gets nerfed again Ana will be the #1 support >I can't aim to save my (or my teammate's) life
I guess that's for the best.
Alexander Mitchell
reduce junk's mine damage give him 2 more mines
let pharah rocket jump
mobility and explosions are my two favorite things in fps
Elijah Parker
>1 trick retard who was ruining my games finally got what he deserves >somehow im sucking blizzjew dick kys idiot
Charles Miller
Only decent artist that slaps a puss on Genji m8
Elijah Lee
>person playing the game how they wanted to play the game >being a slave to your e-peen
Bentley Murphy
take that back moira is beautiful and i will work very hard to make her real
John Ross
Change Junkrat's 2 Mines into 2 Traps so he can actually be an area denier Defense character and not another Offense character.
Justin Barnes
Here comes a late T.Racer!
Grayson Lopez
>pick Torb in quickplay >everyone bitches >I get every gold but healing
Not that that's really bragworthy but shouldn't a DPS be getting more damage than me?
Isaiah Reyes
>where's the bad part to this? The fact that she isn't real.
Brandon Rivera
Actually, girls like Moira drug you and steal your kidney.
Elijah Sanders
No they drug you and steal your heart.
Jaxson Robinson
You're thinking of Sombra
Dominic Hill
I have been thinking about it. Why did Jeff drop all that lore info on a college student? I checked out her tumblr and it looks legit. She has photos with Jeff and herself at the studio.
Why did he tell all of that shit to a random college kid? Especially the shit with S76 and Reaper loving each other.
Caleb Mitchell
>reinhardt wifebeater skin never
Asher Miller
There are plenty of real Irish women whose tits and ass are practically negative.
Sebastian Phillips
She's ugly as fuck
Connor Martinez
>There are plenty of real Irish women whose tits and ass are practically negative.
you take that back our women are very lean and healthy
Isaiah Perry
>But yeah, all this shit is pretty minor devil in the details semantics. On the macro scale, it's a pretty balanced game. it's not though, it's incredibly not a handful characters have needed severe changes and/or overhauls to not be retarded and there's also the continual (and good) decline of how fast and how leniet they are with ult usage since ults have always been shitty You Win buttons. It's not the worst game, of course, but it's a far bigger issue than "minor semantics"
Julian Perez
>Play attack sym >Be surprised you lost
Cameron Davis
...
Adrian Bennett
>Doomfist buff >shave off 1 second on each of his abities
Is he useable now?
Zachary Collins
>Moira works to make anime real >user works to make Moira real It's like poetry. It rhymes.
The blame game played by wild silvers in QP is actually pretty funny. They make up the most ridiculous excuses for having their Hanzo ult eaten by D.va, running headfirst into Junkrat traps and dying with Valkyrie active, etc.
Cameron Butler
nah
Charles Rivera
>Stupid kid tries to tell me Doomfist is fine and doesn't need any buffs
LOLOLOL
Elijah White
>Doomfist buff >change to passive >instead of getting shields the more he attacks, instead he builds armor. Maxes out at 100
Aiden Watson
Is what's her face Robot horse girl good yet?
Wyatt Nelson
>you will never impregnate genji's artificial womb
Justin Cruz
she's only good for paizuri
Grayson Thomas
>Chu has barely been on twitter at all since that shit came out >Jeff did it just to keep Chu from fucking around on his phone and get to work
Jacob Phillips
>muffled screeching Mercy in the distance.webm
Owen Gutierrez
how long until chu finally kills himself
it'll be the greatest thing since Metzen retired
Jordan Morgan
what
Xavier Ortiz
>not knowing Jeff's the one that fucks him up by bottle necking all the shit >not knowing Chu's now off trying to fix Jeff's fuck up like with the Pharah ordeal
Leo Murphy
I don't know. He's been pissy as fuck at every panel appearance. He looked like someone pissed in his cereal during the whole VA panel.
Colton Myers
Why does Overwatch heat my graphics card to like 75C? No other game I play does this.
William Parker
~Ara Ara~
Dominic Powell
>how long until chu finally kills himself Not soon enough.
Chase Butler
He needs some pretty major ones, why can't he have a potential kill rate on par with Widow? He's upclose, much easier to deal with.
How about permanently regenerating shields at a rate of 30 a second or something?
Matthew Sanchez
You wouldn't be pissy that every panel you went to you'd be ask about gay this lesbian that bi here and queer there?
>yea look, Jeff said some gay shit >I'm a simple college student, I have no reason to lie >you can check muh TUMBLR with our photos together >everything I say is true, see! Ok.
Jack Butler
why is everyone called Mercy a moth now
Dylan Mitchell
What to the shit Jeff said or Chu being a whiny piss lately?
>Chu: "Ok Jeff, we have all these projects in the works but you only let us release them every few months, so keep new lore details to yourself." >Jeff: ... >Jeff: "Hey kid, want to hear some lore?"
Jace Taylor
Because she flies into bright lights and dies.
Asher Murphy
he got banned because he got a certain number of reports, you automatically get banned if you get reported enough
I dont think Blizzard thinks one tricking should be bannable, its just that their report/ban system is trash
Gabriel Smith
Doomfist players are cancer
Henry Garcia
>everyone called Mercy a moth What?
Sebastian Butler
I laughed harder at that than id like to admit
Jason Baker
I have only been matched with three doomfist players in the last three weeks and they were actually good with the character
man, for a character that was hyped for half a year, his pickrate really plummeted
Ayden Williams
>mfw in one game a couple of days ago I accidentally yelled "Hikari ni nare" as I killed Mercy because I had a 7 hour GaoGaiGar marathon and I was autistic and forgot to mute myself
Ian Ross
Yeah because they made his punch hitbox extremely small and his whole gameplan revolved around it
Jordan Brooks
She's objectively strong, but subjectively bad vs the meta picks
Kevin Diaz
How well could you honestly fake a picture of you next to Jeff inside Blizzard studio and also write a transcript so well in his voice you can hear the audible lip smacking in your head. The shit is also still on the front page of /r/Overwatch and it was never taken down and Blizzard mods do run that subreddit.
Joseph Ross
when are the new skins dropping
Grayson Hughes
Thats because he's been nerfed into nearly worthless unless you're a amazing player which no one that plays him is
Thomas Edwards
theyre coming with blizzworld so early 2018
Xavier Moore
What an incredible way to kill hype
Caleb Mitchell
>barely 15 secs into the match >junkrat already has riptire what the fuck is this
Zachary Sullivan
...
Michael Bell
>tfw you will never watch Mercy impregnate Genji's artificial womb with her advanced cybernetic strap on with sperm made out of her stem cells
Jackson Roberts
LETS
Asher Watson
Well that was the best tracer game of my life, not because of the amount of kills but the fact I somehow kept a point against an entire team enough for my team to come back from spawn and use get the point back
Elijah Green
Lucio is cute! CUTE!
Eli Rivera
Hey.
Colton Rodriguez
>D.va's taller than Lucio and can bully him
Eli Wright
Damn it i want to save this cause of d.va in the back but gross lucio is blocking her ew
Jackson Baker
Never said that pic is fake, negro. >write a transcript so well in his voice you can hear the audible lip smacking in your head Ahaha oh wow. > it was never taken down And what they do remove? Maybe another pharamercy thread? 0/10 keep convincing yourself all you want.
