/owg/ - Overwatch General

Blizzard's greatest love story, edition.

>New map and new hero coming soon, new short out now
>A whole bunch of Blizzard-themed skins are getting added into the base game (Nova Widowmaker, Protoss Orisa, stuff like that, ETA 2018)

>New offensive healer, "Moira," now on PTR
youtube.com/watch?v=6ETybQd4uRE

>Latest animated short
youtube.com/watch?v=sQfk5HykiEk&;

>Latest comic
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/junkrat-the-return-of-junkenstein

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/21179257
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc

>Overwatch dev tracker
overstalk.io

>Hero tips, tricks and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source / Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal stats / leader boards
overbuff.com
masteroverwatch.com

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I am in LOVE with Moira!

What's better than this just guys bein' dudes.

second for Tracer is a degenerate and needs Winston to shock the gay out of her

remember that playing off-meta characters is now legitimately bannable

When you write a news article about it.

>torb 1 trick cancer b&
I wish this was true.

it is true, but please continue to suck blizzcock more

user you need to be very careful because girls like Moira tend to drug you and then completely drain you dry

You don't want that to happen, do you

Like this?

>Liking ugly dykes

If you could change one thing about your main, what would it be and why?

>girls like Moira tend to drug you and then completely drain you dry
where's the bad part to this?

yeah like that but without the fucking terrible artstyle jesus christ someone kill this artist before he/she/it draws another panel good fucking god im gonna be sick

>once Mercy gets nerfed again Ana will be the #1 support
>I can't aim to save my (or my teammate's) life

I guess that's for the best.

reduce junk's mine damage
give him 2 more mines

let pharah rocket jump

mobility and explosions are my two favorite things in fps

>1 trick retard who was ruining my games finally got what he deserves
>somehow im sucking blizzjew dick
kys idiot

Only decent artist that slaps a puss on Genji m8

>person playing the game how they wanted to play the game
>being a slave to your e-peen

take that back moira is beautiful and i will work very hard to make her real

Change Junkrat's 2 Mines into 2 Traps so he can actually be an area denier Defense character and not another Offense character.

Here comes a late T.Racer!

>pick Torb in quickplay
>everyone bitches
>I get every gold but healing

Not that that's really bragworthy but shouldn't a DPS be getting more damage than me?

>where's the bad part to this?
The fact that she isn't real.

Actually, girls like Moira drug you and steal your kidney.

No they drug you and steal your heart.

You're thinking of Sombra

I have been thinking about it. Why did Jeff drop all that lore info on a college student? I checked out her tumblr and it looks legit. She has photos with Jeff and herself at the studio.

Why did he tell all of that shit to a random college kid? Especially the shit with S76 and Reaper loving each other.

>reinhardt wifebeater skin never

There are plenty of real Irish women whose tits and ass are practically negative.

She's ugly as fuck

>There are plenty of real Irish women whose tits and ass are practically negative.

you take that back our women are very lean and healthy

>But yeah, all this shit is pretty minor devil in the details semantics. On the macro scale, it's a pretty balanced game.
it's not though, it's incredibly not
a handful characters have needed severe changes and/or overhauls to not be retarded and there's also the continual (and good) decline of how fast and how leniet they are with ult usage since ults have always been shitty You Win buttons.
It's not the worst game, of course, but it's a far bigger issue than "minor semantics"

>Play attack sym
>Be surprised you lost

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>Doomfist buff
>shave off 1 second on each of his abities

Is he useable now?

>Moira works to make anime real
>user works to make Moira real
It's like poetry. It rhymes.

make the gun give shields too

youtube.com/watch?v=ldEd5kAmPO4

youtube.com/watch?v=WHnhANtx1Ko

The blame game played by wild silvers in QP is actually pretty funny. They make up the most ridiculous excuses for having their Hanzo ult eaten by D.va, running headfirst into Junkrat traps and dying with Valkyrie active, etc.

nah

>Stupid kid tries to tell me Doomfist is fine and doesn't need any buffs

LOLOLOL

>Doomfist buff
>change to passive
>instead of getting shields the more he attacks, instead he builds armor. Maxes out at 100

Is what's her face
Robot horse girl
good yet?

>you will never impregnate genji's artificial womb

she's only good for paizuri

>Chu has barely been on twitter at all since that shit came out
>Jeff did it just to keep Chu from fucking around on his phone and get to work

>muffled screeching Mercy in the distance.webm

how long until chu finally kills himself

it'll be the greatest thing since Metzen retired

what

>not knowing Jeff's the one that fucks him up by bottle necking all the shit
>not knowing Chu's now off trying to fix Jeff's fuck up like with the Pharah ordeal

I don't know. He's been pissy as fuck at every panel appearance. He looked like someone pissed in his cereal during the whole VA panel.

Why does Overwatch heat my graphics card to like 75C? No other game I play does this.

~Ara Ara~

>how long until chu finally kills himself
Not soon enough.

He needs some pretty major ones, why can't he have a potential kill rate on par with Widow? He's upclose, much easier to deal with.

How about permanently regenerating shields at a rate of 30 a second or something?

You wouldn't be pissy that every panel you went to you'd be ask about gay this lesbian that bi here and queer there?

pcgamer.com/the-overwatch-world-cup-proved-why-mercys-resurrect-needs

Lol

>yea look, Jeff said some gay shit
>I'm a simple college student, I have no reason to lie
>you can check muh TUMBLR with our photos together
>everything I say is true, see!
Ok.

why is everyone called Mercy a moth now

What to the shit Jeff said or Chu being a whiny piss lately?

>Chu: "Ok Jeff, we have all these projects in the works but you only let us release them every few months, so keep new lore details to yourself."
>Jeff: ...
>Jeff: "Hey kid, want to hear some lore?"

Because she flies into bright lights and dies.

he got banned because he got a certain number of reports, you automatically get banned if you get reported enough

I dont think Blizzard thinks one tricking should be bannable, its just that their report/ban system is trash

Doomfist players are cancer

>everyone called Mercy a moth
What?

I laughed harder at that than id like to admit

I have only been matched with three doomfist players in the last three weeks and they were actually good with the character

man, for a character that was hyped for half a year, his pickrate really plummeted

>mfw in one game a couple of days ago I accidentally yelled "Hikari ni nare" as I killed Mercy because I had a 7 hour GaoGaiGar marathon and I was autistic and forgot to mute myself

Yeah because they made his punch hitbox extremely small and his whole gameplan revolved around it

She's objectively strong, but subjectively bad vs the meta picks

How well could you honestly fake a picture of you next to Jeff inside Blizzard studio and also write a transcript so well in his voice you can hear the audible lip smacking in your head.
The shit is also still on the front page of /r/Overwatch and it was never taken down and Blizzard mods do run that subreddit.

when are the new skins dropping

Thats because he's been nerfed into nearly worthless unless you're a amazing player which no one that plays him is

theyre coming with blizzworld so early 2018

What an incredible way to kill hype

>barely 15 secs into the match
>junkrat already has riptire
what the fuck is this

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>tfw you will never watch Mercy impregnate Genji's artificial womb with her advanced cybernetic strap on with sperm made out of her stem cells

LETS

Well that was the best tracer game of my life, not because of the amount of kills but the fact I somehow kept a point against an entire team enough for my team to come back from spawn and use get the point back

Lucio is cute! CUTE!

Hey.

>D.va's taller than Lucio and can bully him

Damn it i want to save this cause of d.va in the back but gross lucio is blocking her ew

Never said that pic is fake, negro.
>write a transcript so well in his voice you can hear the audible lip smacking in your head
Ahaha oh wow.
> it was never taken down
And what they do remove? Maybe another pharamercy thread?
0/10 keep convincing yourself all you want.

>Moirafags exist

This has been posted right?
youtube.com/watch?v=KYTT4orVixE&

>Lucio
>gross
You take that back

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I like lucio but him in d.va's outfit is gross, it's trap shit

>arcade gives loot boxes
>comp gives e-peen and golden guns
>no incentive to ever touch Qp
What if Qp wins gave like 25 coins?

Is it even worth doing my placements or am I still going to suffer the boredom and misery of 100% Mercy pickrate?

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R8 my mcrib

You faggots are so god damn annoying please kill yourself

Arcade should give nothing, QP should give lootboxes, comp should give only e-peen points and just make gold guns buyable

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alright guys i gotta go to bed now just wanted to let you all know that moira is perfect

ok bye

Not very impressive