Here is my presentation on Roguelikes and the Cure for Homosexuality
Jace Davis
the bogdanoffs are going on in 2 hours
Christian Russell
fuck off dredmor man
Hunter Harris
>no Toady It's shit
Nathan Anderson
this fucking non-comedian
Hunter Cruz
>not a roguelike
Easton Rivera
link the fucking stream
Jacob Carter
>mememore
Eli King
dont refund my game goyim
Xavier Miller
no
Ayden Sanchez
ok
Hudson Anderson
chat is now 100% /rlg/ isn't it
Austin White
Search "roguelike_con" on twitch, user. Can't post the URL, thinks it's spam.
Angel Kelly
>how about we talk about not roguelikes
Robert Gonzalez
>unlocking items for your next run NOT A ROGUELIKE
Carter Peterson
shitposting is love
Robert Miller
holy shit this guy is the cancer killing roguelikes
Connor Hughes
I have found someone I hate MORE than tomeposters
Brody Clark
Where are today's terminal-based roguelikes? :/ ASCII with SDL doesn't count.
Jordan Sanchez
...
Wyatt Jackson
>we twitch now
Nicholas Hughes
I'm impressed by Ben McGraw's ability to talk without saying anything.
Ethan Green
our Benny is a treasure
Matthew Robinson
You are banned from talking in roguelike_con for 580 more seconds.
Nolan Wood
...
Owen Parker
>LowScoreGaming: XD
Grayson Williams
>try to wake up the sheeple by casting word of struth >banned Fuck it, I'm gonna play more pcb.
Jacob Barnes
kek, I knew that guy in chat had to be from /rlg/
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>kek no
Angel Long
mods = nazis
Brody Foster
i wish this fag shuts up soon
Carter Jones
why does he act like such a blatant homo like nigga come on
Isaiah Sanchez
NOONE ASKS HIM WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ROGUELIKES ??
Jose Scott
>deliver a humiliatingly bad speech about how to generate a character in World of Magic >nobody has any questions BTFO
Noah Watson
>I'm here to talk about metaprogression in roguelikes and I'm working on a game called Tangledeep.
Ian Barnes
>You are permanently banned from talking in roguelike_con.
Juan Thomas
>two notrogulikes in a row
Brayden Perry
_NOT_ _A_ _ROGUELIKE_
Ethan King
What is up with host guy? He seems like a straight guy who is trying to act as gay as possible. Shouldn't people be offended?
Anthony Gray
>98 viewers the absolute state of roguelikes
Matthew Murphy
dungeon man's and tangledeep are roguelikes, and they are Good
Christian Fisher
At least he's a good public speaker unlike the autist before him
Ayden Johnson
OK I can accept pseudo-roguelike games in which you don't have exact 100% permadeath, but I really do not need a fat loser to explain to me all of the different kinds of dying in a videogame.
>You are permanently banned from talking in roguelike_con. water is wet I hate roguelites what is new
Jaxon Sanchez
hahaha banning everyone
Christopher Jenkins
MODS = FAGS
Christopher Howard
>I smelled a fart monster and died because I didn't know that I should put beeswax up my nose
Sebastian Hughes
>You are permanently banned from talking in roguelike_con.
Hunter Russell
>implying anyone normal even cares about roguelikes Who is the sjw cuck mod?
John Powell
prolly that purple h aired SJW
Grayson Flores
>slex.txt
Carson Collins
>oh wow this game included an easy mode for casuals and im too casual to have the self control to avoid it!
Evan Cox
biskup is there so he probably cant control it
Connor Roberts
Criticism is not allowed the roguelike thought police has arrived
Juan Gonzalez
SJWs like indie fringe game communities, because they are full of easily-controlled betas.
Liam Lee
>ban everyone >it's just the roguelikes discord cuck and gammafunk circlejerking with each other future of roguelikes right here, everyone
Matthew Thomas
And now the chat dissolves into a big fucking circlejerk
Juan Roberts
>progression after death so our paying players don't feel like they have been wasting their time
All games are inherently a waste of time. Wins don't get you anywhere. At least roguelikes have the balls to show its ugliness of the state of the world we're in and if you do win it's only because you wanted to win.
Gabriel Morales
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with optional metaprogression for casuals while the actual game is designed around the good players who don't die.
Xavier Myers
so the whole idea of "metaprogress" is NOT FUCKING ROGUELIKE??
Andrew Russell
Personally I win roguelike games so that I can brag about it on a section of an anime porn website that has 10 unique users.
Nathaniel Young
Don't we all?
Isaac Martinez
Oh hey me too
Isaiah Roberts
>beta cuck mod bans anything not positive (image attached) >all talks are about making roguelikes more casual What a joke.
Camden Barnes
>you see here: a blubbering idiot
Connor Cruz
>m-muh casualisation Why is tangledeep's gameplay so much more interesting, varied and difficult than your "uncasual" keyboard graphics games from 50 years ago then?
Jonathan Peterson
>Roguelikes are big enough to have their own con
What does the average /rlg/ player look like?
Christopher Nelson
Dead both inside and outside.
Juan Parker
what the devil are you talking about
Ian Flores
this or the one where he hangs himself with his own neckbeard
Jonathan Bailey
TWO SLOTS THOMAS AND NONE FOR ME TOO FAR....TOO FAR!!!!
Nolan Ramirez
>this powerpoint design >that font
Jeremiah Cooper
don't pirate roguelikes !!!
Justin Mitchell
>p-please don't pirate roguelikes
Michael Torres
Minus the cute anime girl part.
Nathaniel Bennett
wait, I missed that what did he say and who said that
Sebastian Bell
Dungeonsmansplurals speaker is actually a pretty good speaker.
Anthony Harris
>mods ban everyone >chat dies
Lucas Nelson
1. The game features anthros, and the target audience for roguelikes are low-status men whose sexual frustration reaches the point of causing deviancy such as furryism. 2. The developer is a pathological fount of enthusiasm who can shamelessly go in front of an audience and explain how arcades work as if he has acquired profound wisdom.
Alexander Morales
>Ban everyone who makes anything remotely close to funposting >Every single talk is about paid roguelike trash >Everyone watching is part of the goon circlejerk The genre's dead.
Charles Ward
>let me do my gayest impression
Carter Murphy
that guy literally yells I'M A FAGGOT both with his hair voice and atitude
Lucas Butler
YOWOLCHOM!
Camden Garcia
>knowledge is meta progression >bonus starting items is meta progression Why don't you wipe your memory every time you die /rlg/?
Thomas Foster
Because I haven't died yet
Samuel Morales
Yes but you should have known that before now. If you play roguelike games then these people are your peers.
Kayden Young
really makes you understand why ppl do mass shootings
>overwatch ITS NOT A FUCING ROGUELIKE
Samuel Harris
>Why don't you wipe your memory every time you die /rlg/? I haven't died yet but I'm pretty sure that works
Daniel Kelly
Reminder that this is the kind of person that was posting in the chat before they were rightfully banned.
John Kelly
>dat jewfro
David Ross
SALT
Aiden Cooper
Wasn't the girl at the front at the last roguelike celebration? In a hawaiian shirt?
Justin Gray
>Amy starts talking about being a nethack player in obnoxious girl gamer voice A B S O L U T E T A T E
Jack Moore
I'm surprised there is more than one woman inside the building with all the neckbeards aboard
Anthony Stewart
As expected of Americucks and their "contribution" to the genre. Videos from IRDC 2017 fucking when, I bet that's where the good stuff is.
Christian Bell
>as a nethack player, spoilers stopped listening right there