/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Reminder not to waste your life on this shit game
dota2.gamepedia.com/media/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/1c/Puck_rare_01.mp3

>there are people in this thread right now who willingly defend moonshits.

Why does dota have nothing like this?

“Hey NAFaggots,
My name is Bulba, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting on stupid ass nadota forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever destroyed any teams? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of mason's GPM.
Don’t be a streamer. Just hit me with your best memes. I’m pretty much disfunctional. I was top feeder of team EG, and top trashcan on Digital Chaos. What supports do you play, other than “heroes that actually do things”? I also get straight invites, and have a dumpster fire team (we just lost; Shit gave NO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for inviting me to your team.
Pic Related: It’s me and my last place finishes"

>diffusal blade can no longer purge thing
what is the point of this things active anymore? just bad atos?

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find me one person who does that

>Level 25 Talent changed from +25 Mines Movement Speed to +35
>Level 25 Talent changed from +251 Damage to Proximity Mines Can Be Planted Inside Allies.

mana burn

t. David von Sheklstein

Because, thankfully, gooks hate dota

atos for agi heroes

>defending either of them

I want to leash Weaver and keep him as a pet

Sheevers predictions piss me off so much
She's clueless about whos actually going to win so she just picks the team she can band wagon on harder
idk why it makes me so mad but it does

She's also CUTE!

this, just color in pick related purple and give her a thick cock and you have TA

>he doesn't know about the WW taunt

ME ON THE LEFT FINISHING ON THAT SWEET GINGER FACE!

you can't leash the strongest being in the dota universe, he's not viper

You have an irrational hatred of all women because you're still a virgin and you shift the blame to them?

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why wouldn't it make you mad is the better question

>cancer horse

TOP IN-UNIVERSE DOTA SHITPOSTERS:

1. Jakiro
2. Puck
3. Alchemist
4. Monkey King
5. Drow Ranger

since when was Dva in HOTS?

lmao that's top bantz right there

>puck not #1
>donte nowhere to be found

SLUT

confirmed /bestgirl/

>strongest
>got kicked out of his own dimension
>also implying viper wouldn't kill your ass for trying

TOP IN-UNIVERSE FUNDAMENTALS

1. KALDR
P O W E R G A P
9001. EVERYTHING ELSE

wow man sheever looks like skyler from Breaking Bad.

ROFL

youth deleted

>donte
STOP
FUCKING STOP
HE WASNT IN DOTA 1 SO FUCKING DONT DO THAT GOD FUKCING DAMN

>tfw no pink skinned gf

him getting kicked out of his own dimension is exactly why he's the strongest, he doesn't have to follow anyone's rules. he can freely weave reality as he pleases.

great production

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dota2.gamepedia.com/Pangolier/Responses

His name is literally Donte.

anyone know when ranked seasons are going to start?

>fairy bantz can compare to doubledragon bantz
Literally two conjoined australians.
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I want to leash invoker and keep him as a pet!

>dreamleague just let grant solo cast
how can anyone hate these guys

when your mum stops sucking my dick

REKT

Requesting Dark Willow FREE attack speed picture

>Optic Gaming
what happened to OG?

In a few weeks. I'm tempted of trying it but I haven't played the game in almost a year. I'd just rather watch esports.

Ice is not a fundamental force of nature, faggot.

nothing is better than being high

Puck even bothering to fight at all is what makes him the biggest bantermaster

Wow I haven't seen this meme in like a year.

I took a year long break too and just came back , men using Euls on yourself instead of a running enemy , missing CS on high damage melee heroes and other shit will make you mad

Play unranked / Bots for 3 games or so

>poopied losing to bulba

Is Peter unironically losing to bulba........?

...

this game hasnt even been 10 minutes yet

>Solo grant cast

Has CCnC ever won mid in a pro game?

are liquid, vp, optic, eg and complexity the only tier 1 teams right now?

>ccnc is 9k mmr
wow
>in NA
..

maybe if you were in game and not on d2g you wouldn't be losing mid, Quinn

excellent bait

I can undestand that feeling

...

WOW LOOK AT THAT CCNC LOSING MID
NEVER SAW THAT BEFORE

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

lol it took 4 of you to kill me - Zai

lol we got eliminated because I fed - Zai

Every single game this nigger is in it. Every time, unless by some magical chance he gets banned. I'm so fucking sick and tired of always playing against him or with him, such a fucking retarded hero

like 6 months

i didn't know zai was a CoD shitter

why is DP the mommy hero?

Because we have an inch of self-respect
Otherwise we would be playing Hots

Feels good seeing my oc being reposted

What the FUCK happened to PPD?

nothing?

he kicked the player who carried him to a TI win and they karma got his ass

He became Loda 2

is that why dota is turning into hots?

Remember when idiots thought PeePooDee was good because he got lucky in a single tournament?

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age

Like a true white man he can only reach his true potential when he is oppressing ethnic minorities

just a reminder that bulba played under kuroky liquid before they ditched him for GH

>Went from the best captain in the world to getting slapped around by Mason
I mean, something went wrong.

What happened to optic? they looked so promising when they played their first few officials

>Can't beat Bulba
Embarrassing

is this a new fizzz? im gonna need the source

I don't think I would count that phase of Liquid as "playing dota".

ccnc

>draft ember for sumail
>win games

WOW BEST CAPTAIN IN THE WORLD

singles I'll eat mcdonalds and play dota all night, dubs I'll go to sleep now and pull my life back together