League of Legends General - /lolg/

The best part of the female body

>lolig

Because he couldn't ever be an attractive male

>this is the meta you guys asked for

youtube.com/watch?v=8j0UQckNgTU&feature=youtu.be

I wanna cuddle Jinx and see her get lots of love and nice things over time

1143 days without a new Jarvan IV skin.

I'm extremely ugly so it's easier to self-insert.

I want to cuddle Jinx and see her get lots of my cum over time

why play ranked in preseason

>test out Zoe with friend
what the fuck, how is this allowed? she'll be nerfed, r-right?

Human men can't produce the amount of cum needed to break Star Guardians.

Why play ranked outside preseason?

>almost season 8
>kindred is still shit
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

Posting anything but the brain or mouth is technically correct also

>when you gank mid at the same time as the enemy jungler and get your mid a double kill
is there any better feel

>Human men

>implying Soraka's healing magic couldn't be used to increase your semen production several times over and keep your hard for days without any risk of negative side effects

go for a magical human male
but you'll never be a monster too
at least think about your waifu and how you can make this experience more worthy of her

This man walks into your bot lane and slaps your adc's ass with a 90% slow.
What do you do lolg?
Remember; he still has exhaust and a pull and you chose a fragile healslut...

HEY GUROFAG ARE YOU STILL HERE

>It's back
Truly the best item in League of Legends
>Be a void monster
>You die because you're a minor villain in a Saturday Morning Anime

Human cock can't pierce through their magically protected cervixes, user.

BROWN female champion when?

to get demoted by trolls
Yeah.Taking the double for yourself you beta cuck

Actually I can

Riven

>at least think about your waifu and how you can make this experience more worthy of her
user, girls love tentacle rape more than guys do.

Human semen can't impregnate them, it gets absorbed into magical energy instead

an equally magical human male can

This drivel aside, a Void-themed Zyra skin could turn out nicely, but then again we have Dragon Sorceress.

Speaking of soundwaves, while I voted for the PREY skin, I thought that this was an amusing idea.

>implying you won't have fun with SG Ahri's old captured Star Guardians

I was a tank jungler I dont need the kills though

Reminder to build Redemption on Yorick to abuse the item CDR from ingenious while you also abuse double Zz'rots

We're weebing it up, huh?
Turn your favorite shounen anime character into a champion.

Hirako Shinji, bleach.
Too lazy to write up full kit, but ult is
R - Inverted World
In 800/1000/1200 range inverts the mouse axis of enemy champions as well as the hotkeys for spells and summoner spells.

youtube.com/watch?v=bVnQO9XaKB0

Karma
nonsense! GET ALL THE KILLS

no they dont they like attractive other humans just like you do
magical human semen can

defend this

xth for Cute Ashe

Cold Night Edition

Oh, I wish there was a skin with her tanned skin. We'll get it eventually, guaranteed.

Well user? What will you be ordering?

We need more crops like these imo

Reminder that Leona having a big thick and meaty sausage is canon

I'm fairly certain that there were a lot more losses than wins on Invasion when it was around. If anything it was less likely the Star Guardians walked away the winners than to end up as void breeding sows.

Splashes are good too

Nothing,thank you.
I just need to use the phone to call a taxi for Ionia

It's ok to be useless as elise later if you get your lanes ahead early?

I legit used to think old Riven was brown/tan because of her old splashes and that one picture where she's welding the sword while wearing a jumpsuit
>Tfw thought she was an okay waifu back then and not dumpster tier
>Then they turned her white

I love Camille

>Forced to live the rest of their days being endlessly impregnated by massive Void cocks
Truly a terrible fate.

It has gotten colder in Leaf Land. Splendid.

If I had the money for that on a whime, I'd probably just order it all for myself and forever. Easy. Give me a side of training too even if I won't have wind runes.

can u actually get punished for saying "easy" at the end of a match or is that just a myth?

I personally have a huge boner for that region around the crotch so those crops showing the area just above the goods are giving me boners

>Lux goes insane and starts trying to bone the other Star Guardians because she can't control her lust anymore

The actual best part of a girl is her personality.

I like the model more than the splashart. Significantly more. It's quaint feeling.
Still a shame that Project Leona doesn't have a true skirt-mimicking aspect. I hope they'll give her something like the other light-clothing one day.

xth for breast metal waifu

Happy metal day lolgen!

>body
>personality
reading is important user

only if you say "gg ez" and mutliple people report you
I say gg izi and nothing has ever happened

Unless you're gurofag, this doesn't work for Eve. It would work with any other girl but not one who says
>Girls just want to tear your throat out, with their teeth

Oh, is it midriff time?

when am I getting my free 3 graves chromas

>still no bouncing boob animations in game

We also need more skins with tight shorts and camel toes

You posted an amorphous blob, not a midriff. Post something that isn't drawn shittily.

Why is she so perfect brobros?

>Lux lures other Star Guardians to their inevitable fates and makes them taste the cocktail of their juices and void cum dripping down their creamy, white thigh highs while she gets violated herself

I'm ordering a source

he doesn't slap my adc's ass, as i am him slapping your adc's ass. you best pray my ult is on cooldown from stomping your top laner and jungler.

Yes.

Well, that's kind of how she works. Make sure to itemize defensively at some point.

>Wait a minute, these aren't my glasses

Best new runes for AP support?

Another ''ez'', another report. Another day, another ban notification.

>No brown SG's
RIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

When is it not midriff time?

>Corrupted Ahri and Lux go around double-teaming the other Star Guardians due to having gone insane, Ahri especially

In hindsight, the position wasn't really the best.
Half-time, usually. Half-time is ass time.

To get relatively balanced games. I see everyone from mid gold to low diamond in my normals, often resulting in severe mismatches of the teams. When I play ranked I know that almost everyone will be plat and this is more fun.

That's Ahri's job. Lux is the pure and naive girl who gets mindbroken when she realizes her fate

What kinds of defensive items? Zhonya and banshee or tanky items? If the latter what kind?

I was pretty fed then so went mobi > runic > protobelt > liandry > zhonya

Whos the most relaxing champ to play if I dont care about feeding?

Nunu

THE NAME IS IN THE FUCKING PICTURE YOU BLIND FUCK

Nothing comfier than a Nasus

Ornn, Bard and Aurelion Sol are the comfiest champions to play.

Nasus. Go top and play Farming Simulator 2017 all game

>kill him
?
Might get me if he's fed, but as long as the ADC is competent, it'll work-out. Fighting with and against Darius today was fun.

>Half-time, usually. Half-time is ass time.
Ah, this is true.

J*nna or any healing/shielding supports

Memes aside? Singed and Nunu.

Yeah, sort of. It all kind of depends on the flow of the game, who is fed, composition, whatever. Adaptive helm is another.

Woah momma, I cut that one close.

i need sauce on all these midriffs