/ink/ - Splatoon General

I didn't see her when she got posted, but I stumbled upon it when I went on the booru.

Speedy Woomy is early!

Don't worry, he got me too. ;_;

what if you took your woomy out to eat crepes and she really liked it and said she wants to go out again with you soon

Amputate.

what if you bought your woomy an ice cream and she got brain freeze, except she's cold-blooded and can't warm herself up so it hirts until you come back home

I bet 15 swim speed chunks that I'm a speedier spaghetti.

Ska band is cute but I'm not much for music, by which I mean I don't think I've listened to ska in my life. I feel like slut woomy owner would be all for the idea, though, so I'll keep it in mind. Drunk gay Biker is also still hilarious and canon.
Speedy woomy is cute! CUTE!

if she's coldblooded she wouldn't get brain freeze in the first place now would she

1P off

>1p left to superbonus

fug

>1199p
fuck you grizz

agree, she'd just get sleepy and hibernate right in the middle of the street

>Go ahead and suggest anything
Cliche airport scene between Tennis and Green before the plane leaves, like in the movies

or, Tennis and Lemonade fighting over who stole whose outfit. Shirt and tentacle pulling a plus. Can include Lemonade says something like "You're just jealous because everyone loves my feet!"

or, Green Woomy eating ice cream from the box while Sweets comments about something, could be about the ice cream, or "She's only gone for one weekend!" or what have you

or something for the Squelcher Squad?

“Bro those are some fresh clothes. They’d look even fresher on my living room floor”
“Hey, I know one thing that’s more fun to ride than my bike”
“Wanna see my crotch rocket?”

I don't think squids do that. Do you know anything about cephalopods?

GGs crew

This OC shit is cancer
>Speedy - shes fast lol
>Slut - she likes dick lol
>Tennis - she likes tennis lol
>Green - shes green lol
>Sweets - she likes sweets lol
>Lemonade - lemonade lol
Why are you wasting your precious seconds in this lifetime posting this degeneracy

Good runs Lunaricrew. We won all but the last one!

Sorry for not playing longer, I just wanted to get my bonuses in because I'm going out soon and might not be able to play for a very long time and didn't want to miss out. If I'm back later on I'll definitely play some more, thanks for the games guys.

>Green and Tennis airport scene
Damn I was thinking about this exact concept as a comic for like a week straight, I might pull it out again. You clearly know how to appeal to my interests so I'll keep these in mind. Also doing something for Squelcher Squad would be nice

Draw yourself doing something with your life that isn't squid porn

>cold blooded gear rewards

Th-thanks

Draw a young squib sleeping in a fish tank like a crib.

I'm a full time student with a job, but thank you for your concern

November is National Novel Writing Month, or NaNoWriMo!

>Occupation: Full Time Student

and you spend the rest of your day drawing squid porn? jesus dude

Bring it on.

well what else are they gonna do? study?

That's exactly what every cold-blooded organism does, that's how we fish them, just put them in cold storage and they stay fresh until they are unloaded

That's less smug and more trying to hold back from cumming.

How do I continue to get better at this game? I'm getting better with motion controls and I've been utilizing the WeenieSplat Jr to much success. Are there any weapons I need to have? (I've see a lot of high level 20-30 players using Dual Squelchers so I'm gonna try those once I hit the lvl req)

In the meantime here is some lewd official squiddo from the app.

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is there a not-autistic discord server? last one i was on had some person going ballistic about some off topic content

want to play some pick up games but dont want to deal with spergs

That's not what smug looks like, kid.

>not-autistic
>discord server

Pick one.

both of the discords have idiots, mainly in the off topic channels. i like Ela/Lordo's server more, though.

>is there a not-autistic discord server
Have you been on /ink/ long? I've notice that as far as generals go, this one is really quite autistic and talking about the game is highly uncommon. I think in this thread alone, there's one or two posts related to the game itself out of 50.

Awareness is key. Jr is really good for it because it inks a lot, but you might want to switch to something more offensive later.

that server is full of furries and spergos. what about the other one? lost the link

the furry is in both discords and the second one has more trannies and tismos

>Lordo's
When did he become an owner?

>Cephalopods have blue blood
Food for thought.

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>the furry is in both discords
Wrong

i always imagine woomies having ink colored blood

Everyone has someone they can look up to and aspire to be like one day. We all have different definitions of what was a true hero is. Personally, PizzaKingBob is my hero. He is everything I hope to be when I grow up. I am forever thankful for what PizzaKingBob has done for me. Bob has blessed me with the training to reach S+ in all modes. Bob has carried me to gold in League numerous times. Bob has reached 100+ Salmon eggs in MULTIPLE rotations. He is the most caring, loving, and genuine inkbrush player I have ever known and that is why he is my hero.

Bloody hell guys, it's the best I can do. There's a limited number of facial expressions, you know.

>/ink/
>non-autistic

Hey guys, SleepyJirachi here

Why are these threads mostly porn and roleplaying? Don't they normally deviate into discord shitholes before that happens?

>Awareness is key.
Tell that to my team. I press X and look at the map to see a roller sitting next to my spawn rolling the entire area without being contested.

This is closer to smug.

where do you think you are
its a childrens game
everyone here (save myself of course) is a degenerate

Because alot of us are just playing the game without /ink/

Hey what's up senpaitachi it's ya boi craig again here to bring you yet another exquisite assembly of deceivery and ruses of the likes that you have never experienced before and will not only going to forever change the very essence of your being for all time to come but also go down in history and be rehearsed for aeons to come as the greatest tomfoolery in history that has taken place if it weren't for the fact that you'd be met with excessive ridicule and mockery for trying to convince anyone of what has transpired on this fateful day where this absolute madman came to bamboozle a gathering of nerds players who never saw it coming their way yet even if they were foretold of what was to betide them on this historical occurence it would had not diminished the outcome but would have only made the shame resulting from this cunning stratagem more severly than you could possibly comprehend and as such should not be ashamed to simply proceed to lay down on the floor and embrace the storm that is about to obliterate anything you thought had ever known

Nintendo games in general attract autistic fucks who would rather suck each others dicks while owo-ing or the other half that seem to do it unironically when its clear they're just as bad.

It's a shame because I'd love to actually talk about the game without someone namedropping some random faggot I have no interest in just because they do squid circlejerks in discord and can't keep it to their containment channel.

cool post retard

posting off topic shit isn't against the rules here or at least isn't enforced.

cutely sleeping woomies

why do you do it?

you ever wonder how your stupid ass survives to pull off some dumb shit sometimes?

Well squid, start the discussion yourself then. Meta is a bit stale right now because metashot is too powerful for its own good, but lower tiers are fun to discuss, like how Flingza with its wall pretty much makes Tent obsolete.

>filename
living up to my stupid ass standards, i see

>Meta is a bit stale right now because metashot is too powerful for its own good
It's literally worse right now than it's been at any other point in Splatoon 2

All the time.
I wish I remembered to record my encounter with a Luna, while I was running the RBP.

they're stick users, you can tell by the way they aim/move

Or Splatoon 1 for that matter. Even in days of 96, Tentatek and Eliter dominance we still had Tentatek, 96 and Eliter, whereas now everything is Splattershot exclusively.

It's not much but I was proud of this stupid play.

Oh, also Dynamo and 52, so 6 weapons forming a diverse top-tier meta.

If everything is Splattershot exclusively then how are people using Stingray, Ink Storm and Ink Armor?

>Roller tried to run you over instead of flicking you at kill range
>Panic Splashes
A true mark of a shitter.

Tentatek was largely dropped in favor of the Splattershot, but their collective overall use is lower than it used to be
The real problem in the meta right now is the Brella + Sloshing combo

why turfwar
are you retared

God damn it, you guys fuckin crack me up. I'm glad you people thought this up and that I accepted it. Also, About that threesome that was suggested... I mean, I don't want to double dip in the sense that I've been drawn by you literally a day ago and also in the sense of two woomies, but I'll just leave this here.

>Riding, like on a bike

That's all I'm saying. If I don't get chosen, perfectly fine. If I DO get chosen... well, god damn. I hope my body can take it.

turf war is fun
are you a tryhard

t. rainy

no i try to play with adults and not little kids though

can you fuckers start being namefags so i can at least blacklist you

Tell me how to play another mode pre lvl 10 you stupid faggot.

ranked is more fun and less random. if you lose, you know its at least partially your fault and dont get angry, in turf its always uncarryable squibs.

Try filtering "woomy" or some other trigger word that the autists in the threads parrot unironically over and over.

i'm not the autistic one here

>you know its at least partially your fault
Wait so its MY fault our roller on tower decided to ink the enemy spawn all game instead of doing anything else relating to the tower control?

>100+ Salmon eggs in MULTIPLE rotations
That's funny, I played with him one rotation and he was constantly letting us down. When he left and someone else joined we went on a massive win streak and the waves/rounds just blew by. He played with again one time and the same problem came by, he's too greedy and won't stop to help you out if you're in a tight spot, racing back to the egg basket to collect more eggs when we're already 10+ egg quota met

If you're not an S+, yes

right, only adults play ranked and only kids play turf war, got it
surely this is a solid and non-refutable fact

Just play League Battle. Literally the "Who gives a shit, have fun" mode. Everything to gain and nothing to lose.