Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

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lets say a collector shoots your arm off with his beam rifle
would it cauterize the wound or would you be loosing blood

Loose blood. The shot would be too fast to burn the flesh and blood. I think. But I am stupid though

*Lose

I don't actually know. Particle beams are not the same as lasers, but I don't know how the effect on organic tissue differs.

Shamelessly reposting my first FemShep ever.
I still have to continue playing ME1, i didn't even finish Eden Prime now that I'm caught with Coffee & Donuts.

Well, it´s a name, and names dont get translated. Then you´d also need to translate the other weapons too.

> Schwarze Witwe II
> Raptor
> Klaue
> Blut Rudel Scharfrichter Pistole
> Blut Rotte Folterer

Does anybody like or romance James Vega? The first time I found him annoying and stupid. But now I kind of like him. He has funny moments, although his romance sucks, because Shepard rapes him.

The beam rifle is kinda like a particle accelerator, like CERN, just a bit smaller.

If that´s the case we have to look at an incident in which a human was hit my such a particle beam. turns out, that the beam not only vaporized meat and bones but also cauterized the wound immediately. So Blood loss shouldn't be such a concern, however, you´ll probably still get a shock

Can't see much, but cute? I think?

She looks tough. I like that.

A pic of my ME2 Shepard.

What was his name again?

THat´s a good lookin shepard.

Now, from an egoistic point of view, pls continue the latter first

guess it´s a good time for Shepard reposting

Buff McLargeHuge

Stump Turboflex

i.imgur.com/zcmq8ed.jpg

If only it was Miranda instead of the swampbeast. Thinking of putting a black box on 'her' head, and just look at Ashley and EDI.

You have shite taste

>he liked literal ogres from Lord of the Rings

Nah, my dude, you just have the worst taste imaginable.

I think, if everything goes well, that Coffee & Donuts will be finished next monday. Maybe before if I can work on it tomorrow and after tomorrow.
I really hope it'll turn out good, as the story will be my longest ever. (Currently at 31 pages total on open office)

there was a femtur blowjob fic released a few threads ago. anyone have it saved?

Why the fuck would anyone save something like that?

i-i know right

degenerates indeed

C'mon user, you know you want it.
>that slender, strong tongue coiling around your shaft and pulling it inside her maw.
>watch her stare at you as her hard edged mouth slid down until it reach your root.
>bump at the start of her throat and see her open her mandibles to breathe in deeply.
>feel her lavish and polish your mighty human lance through her snake-like wet tongue. Pressing it strongly at the roof her maw.
>she purrs and grabs at your butt to keep you from backing away.
>get released just before you take your dick out and cum on her face, giving her a new glistening slimy coat of a marking of your own.
>she licks her lips as a your seed rolls down her plates, and with a wink asks for more.

I deleted my ME save so here is my femRyder

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Do you think about your waifu?

>youtube.com/watch?v=1Al-nuR1iAU

Or have you moved on from Mass Effect? I'd like to, but I'm too in love with it. I fear I'll be playing this fucking series till the day I die.

Im going to do a femshep run soon(after I finish up Act II and III of 3), and I want her to look like Samus Aran(Blonde, fair skinned, blue eyes, ect).

Any recommended defaults to use as a base in ME1's Character Creator?

>Do you think about your waifu?
Literally every fucking day, and I have no problem with it.

Pavel Romanovich

>march 21st

>I seem to understand the aliens now, after we had entered the bunker we all stopped to catch our breath, when the asari noticed a computer of sorts, she walked up to it, she must have triggered something as a large wave of energy seem to hit all of us, knocking us out. I was the first one to wake up, the first thing I noticed was that the top of my hazmat suit was gone neatly placed in the corner, the second thing I noticed was the pain at the back of my neck it was at this point that it dawned on me, I knew where I was and who these people are or at least their species, I was on the citadel the galactic center of politics the two aliens that are with me are turian and asari. But I feel so alone, no longer being on earth away from my people, it was at this moment that the turian stirred awake, but the difference to when he awoke before today was that I could understand him "oh my head" he said in perfect russian. In that moment I must have said something because he gave me a look, since then he had stayed on the other end of the bunker. The asari seemed to be staying away from both of us, guess shes waiting for our shock to ware off. Hopefully that is soon.

small update while i figure out some ideas on how to get to the ending, got pavel's backstory down and will most likely be in tomorrows update which will not take place as a journal.
also on another note, there are a lot of places in the metro that should have been explored in the games like park pobedy i mean they had access to d6
on another note here is some neat metro music i found
youtube.com/watch?v=T7RMEj-Bm-8

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So do you faggots not even recognize Andromeda's existence?

Hughmons go home.

Older Asian human teaching a young ayy how to do kung fu, and in the process develop a father-son/daughter relationship?

Playing through the series and just got to ME3.

Who the fuck is this piece of shit kid and why should I care about him

No idea. Try attaching an image to your post next time.

He's a really bad idea, is what he is

he's just a shepard PTSD dream but his existence means the player is kind of forced to give a massive fuck about this random kid dying, taking away agency from the player and forcing them into the role the writers want you to play rather than the freedom to be like "it's just some kid, that's war"

this habit keeps up throughout ME3

This kid.
Shepard has killed literally hundreds of thousands of sapient beings over the course of this series, and grew up running in teen gangs on the backstreets of earth, yet gets PTSD nightmares over the death of a single child
That doesn't make sense to me

indoctrination is one hell of a drug

It doesn't make sense. One could argue that he's representative of something or the breaking point, but it's really surreal that you can play mass effect as a callous success-obsessed commander and yet become a wreck over this one child's death.

I think ME3 was a victim of EA's obsession with trying to turn niche franchises into massive blockbuster COD-killers, so that's why you have a lot of player agency gone and stupid options in the menu for new players like literally everything being done automatically save for shooting

At least we still have a home.

I liked him. He's cool. He's how ME2 should've done Jacob: then he would be actually interesting.

on likability james is fine, the thing that's kind of obnoxious about him for new players is that not only does the player know him off the bat, his purpose is basically to be an audience surrogate for the new players who decided to jump in for the climactic finale.

He doesn't understand jack fucking shit, he's just along to kill people.

>for new players
literally the opposite thing, for old players

But if they were old players, they wouldn't need a character for exposition. We already know the stuff he doesn't.

I'd gladly airlock this piece of shit (and other trash characters like Steeeeeve, Allers and Traynor) for literally anyone from ME2 cast.

i meant the first time i said "for new players"

he's a little bothering for old players because you know everything he's learning for the first time

at least they have the courtesy to let you tell Allers to fuck off

if they made you carry an obnoxious news reporter on your ship during the fucking apocalypse i'd lose it

:^)

I literally came up with an autistic headcanon to justify why I make the same character in every game I play where I can create one, and one of the key elements of said head-canon is having Tali hang out at base, or on occasion even joining in the adventure.
What do you think?

Honestly, I like James, even if he's behind on the uptake. Its fun to hear him muse about stuff you already know, to basically see him go "holy shit are you serious?" When he hears about the absurd shit you've done in the past two games.

Also turning EDI into sexbot was retarded.

I can feel that

Hell no it wasn't. EDI's fupa single handedly saved the game for me.

not that guy but imo ridiculously human sexbots sort of go against what's interesting about AI to me

at least the kind of AI EDI is, super similar to a person

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I never understood why people posted this pic until one day i looked it up and i realized i never got that piece of dialogue because i always chose the renegade option.

I cant believe i've played the OT 3 times and never did a paragon run.

also he doesn't say "amongst" he says "in the"

>Not doing a Paragon run

Come on now son. I've played through the Trilogy about three times, and played the first two probably six times.
I've done Paragon, Renegade, and Para-gade runs(both renegade majority and paragon majority). I've found Renegade the hardest to do because Shepard goes full edge sometimes, not full baby-kicker mode, but I cant stand murdering Wrex or being needlessly belligerent/rude to everyone.

>not full baby-kicker mode
we both know in me3 renegade shep does a little more than kick Krogan babies.

but yeah in all my "edgelordedness" there were a couple scenes that irked me. like the one in me2 when you go to recruit Thane and you have the option to punch a Salarian who's scared for his life. or earlier in that same mission where you sneak up on a guy and push him out a plate glass window.
I had Jack in my squad and iir she says something like "damn Shepard i gotta take some pointers from you"

I knew something was wrong when Jack was surprised at how crazy I was acting.

Well the fella in the pic is not standing in anything and all of mass effect is a rip off of this pic.

>his romance sucks, because Shepard rapes him
Well, I know what I'm doing in my next playtrough

is vega gay? can you sodomize him?

No, I just don't have a picture of femshep making that face

what about the one where she does that stupid smirk?

not rapey enough

how much better would mass effect 2 be if the story was crank 2 in space?
youtube.com/watch?v=rMS3GPZAx8s

without Statham it would have failed

>control ending

I fucking love this movie. It's so balls-to-the-wall insane.

Good night /meg/

Here's something for Jack user.

God, that movie was so fucking stupid. Yet I still sat through the entire thing.

thanks, and good night user,
also

Late night Jack post!

Don't forget thatyou need the Citadel DLC for your rapey time.
I didn't like it either. Especially because Joker is so great and he deserves better.
And why did Edi get a camletoe in her latex suit? So annoying. We get it that everyone is super hot, but sometimes it's ridicoulus.

This would be good if Jack weren't floating and the resolution wasn't a piece of shit.

*activates Immunity*

Ayys with superior human weaponry?

>Goggles
Neat.

I love the dream scenes. But this kids face.. I just want to kick him hard on his thin lips.

>tfw this little shit has more sfm porn than whole andromeda cast

What is sfm?

Source Film Maker

Yeah I know.

r-really?

No one in Andromeda worth making sfm for

Reyes Vidal. Great character, hot and super romance. I hope he will be a on the ship next time.

Cora's butt needs to be dicked hard.

How romantic

Her ass was made for penis.