>New map and new hero coming soon, new short out now >A whole bunch of Blizzard-themed skins are getting added into the base game (Nova Widowmaker, Protoss Orisa, stuff like that, ETA 2018)
Welcome back~ The comfy vat is still heated for you, Miss Oxton!
Ian Butler
Hana Song
Ethan Reyes
What do you suppose his last words were?
Logan Parker
I want to give Sombra what she deserves
Robert Moore
how did she kill him? gun? knife? what was it bros
Liam Cook
best girl checking in
Wyatt Long
>all what I gained today lost in a few matches with retards
Just pass the Clorox bottle senpai.
Angel Powell
Best boy
Ryan Wilson
>"...Wait, Amélie you have a dick?" >Gets shot
Aaron Ward
She probably killed him in his sleep. There were no words.
Camden Anderson
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE
Jordan Rodriguez
>Have a huge win streak in comp. >40 wins 10 losses. >Play today at an early time to avoid children and faggot ass teens. >Get nothing but children and faggot ass teens. >The 50-50 begins. This is gonna be a fun ride.
James Edwards
Dutch Oven with her poison farts that she fills her venom mines with
Lucas Wood
dont forget to thank him for the free ult charge
Robert Lewis
Well then he could still have last words just not last words at the moment of his death.
Josiah Edwards
I'd say it was pretty clear he died in his sleep one night after vigorous lovemaking. Similar to a black widow. Probably with a single shot to the head.
Colton Peterson
Bow before your Queen...
Josiah Evans
*muffled sounds under Amélie's ass*
Michael Rodriguez
Brown mommy is best mommy.
Cooper Cooper
I want Roadhog to make me squeal like his dirty little piggy!
Andrew Sullivan
Well then the same thing most couples might say to each other before they sleep.
>Goodnight, I love you.
Elijah Baker
>"...Wait, Amélie you have a dick?" Me: >"C-can I suck it....?"
Chase Ward
Alejandra is a snitch and a rat, she deserves worse
Jacob Bell
Okay, the roster has 6 slots that need to be filled with 2 for each of the classes with only 6 heroes. Your job is to suggest heroes for those slots and how they'd be different from the existing ones.
Go.
Kevin Scott
Like what? A big throbbing cock in her little culo?
Andrew Lewis
Must be holidays in some country or a single day off.
Josiah Gray
I made a shitty little animation about Overwatch lore based on BattleBlock Theater...
>when your team doesnt want to play reliable consistent dps heroes but instead they pick mei, symmetra and junkrat feels bad losing because teammates dont want to play better heroes
Eli Watson
I'm not cuck...But I could be her submissive bitch
Charles Davis
nerf the cunt already
Nicholas Ramirez
>expecting me to do your job No Chu / Jeff, you do it yourself
Josiah King
She's a little kid. She didn't know the crazy Russian woman knocking on everyone's door was after a customer and not just some weirdo tourist or another cool dude like that old guy that saved her.
Landon Butler
I hope so. I'll try again tomorrow. Holy shit, we were on attack at Junktown and there was a Bastion by the door at spawn. These fuckers literally fed him and kept getting killed for 2 minutes.
Blake Morris
I need a list of heros who are good for solo que and a list of heros who are not really ever bad if you are good enough.
Juan Cooper
def: Callahan, pyro with massive area-denial tank: "vampire" tank (hp only, meele attack, hp drain on attack or on ability), omnic shield generator tank (has a lot of shield, nearby allies shot drain the shield) support: atonement-type healer (can do small heals which apply a buff on the ally. percentage of damage dealt will heal allies with the buff), protection-countering support without healing (has abilities to melt down armor, shield and barriers)
Justin Richardson
lucio is the only character healing is removed
Ayden Allen
All hail the Queen!
Brody Green
like so?
Charles Baker
>cannot unthink kevin spacey voicing it
Jack Smith
>t. scorned lesbian
Nolan Fisher
>Queen wears no pants I like it He never knew it happened is more likely.
Lincoln James
"I guess that's what I get for having shit taste"
Nicholas Jones
Round 2, worship Lena's feet with your hotglue. She demands you to dedicate yourself only to her each new thread. Are you up to the task?
Lucas Kelly
Stay irrelevant Fareeha
Nathaniel Edwards
I prefer Mercy's
Justin King
That was actually breddy gud
Ryan Brooks
No.
Benjamin Edwards
How important is voice chat? I'm disabled and have social anxiety. I've peaked on high diamond and can't get past it no matter what.
Aiden Jackson
Lena's not for lewd. Lena's for ganking supports only.
Gabriel Sanchez
>complete the placements match >again on gold fuck, my placements weren't that bad, it looks like i'm a shitty flex player. End my life fampais
Ian Gray
Give me blueberries please
Jack Morris
At that level people should have their shit together. You should be fine.
Jace Rivera
if u were gold then you get placed in gold or silver
Matthew Smith
>black nail polish dropped
Matthew Diaz
>yfw it's canon
William Parker
...
Owen Perry
There's a "new" game called Wildbusters, and one of the heroes/classes looks like Junker Da. I found that interesting.
Are there other games with similar pants/accessories/etc?
Gavin James
WHERE? WHERE CAN I FIND ONE?!
Robert Ward
That is not even that expensive for merchandise, but I wait for other heroes.
What does Tracer smell like? Zarya? Sombra? Sym? Orisa? Mercy? ...
Gavin Stewart
>Tank Kaikoa, the Polynesian Tank Sniper >M1: Fire harpoon that pierces through enemies, can't headshot >M2: Fire shield triangulation pole (forms 2500 health shield in triangle formed between three poles. Poles have 50 health, breaking the shield destroys all three poles) >E: destroy all poles >L-Shift: transform weapon into giant bow. Harpoon arrows have no fail-off and carry hit enemies along their trajectory for half a second >Ult: Throw harpoon that deals 50 damage and carries struck enemies along its entire trajectory, either until it exits map bounds or hits a wall, where it will deal 100 damage to pinned enemies
Tyler Wilson
neah, just someone who enjoys playing the game or enjoyed, until Mercy ruined everything
>Tracer Fish or clams >Zarya Borscht >Sombra Bean dip >Sym POO >Orisa Machine Oil >Mercy Semen
Nicholas Anderson
>Support Mobility support that uses basically uses the gels from Portal 2 cuz fuck it Overwatch is no stranger to stealing concepts from Valve games. >M1: shotgun-like fire of caustic gel that does extra damage to armor >M2: fire continuous stream of speed gel that allows allies to speed boost for 2 seconds after crossing over it. Same ammo pool as primary fire. >L-Shift: fire big blob of bounce gel that allows allies to jump extra high. Automatically jumps if speedboosting while crossing over it. >E: fire vertical line of sticky gel that slows enemies that cross over it for 1 second. Allows allies to stick to applied walls if they hold spacebar >Ult: lay down weapon which fires a geyser of speed and bounce gel over a wide radius. Pulls out gun that fires sticky gel for minor damage
Zachary Turner
tfw you realize CP maps are the most fun ones in the game and the most balanced
Asher Rodriguez
>sboilers
Guess that's why the nick "Drawamura". So balanced it's draw a lot of times.
Logan Ross
>Defense Telepath defense hero wearing a bandolier around her arm >M1: psychically throw bullets from the arm in machine gun fire >M2: brainjack and reduce damage an enemy deals. Must be held down and uses a psychic resource pool >E: brainjack and reduce enemy movement speed. Must be held down and uses same resource pool >L-Shift: Levitate. Can navigate through the air indefinitely. Rise with jump. Cannot deal damage or ult >Ult: Swirl bullets around in a radius around self. Deals 75 DPS to enemies within the AoE and reflects projectiles.
Parker Barnes
CP, not 2CP Ilios, Lijiang, Oasis, Nepal
Elijah Jones
KOTH is best. Payload is ok. 2CP is shit.
Cameron Sanders
Ah nvm, I'm getting sleepy.
Colton Barnes
No one calls them that except Blizzard
Eli Morales
no retard, you mean the roster has ~8 slots for tanks and healers because there are fucking 14 dps already and thats all they should be adding at this point
>Mei Wet dog, noodles, and rice >D.Va Marine Penis >Ana Curry >Pharah Spicy Curry >Moira Potato and whiskey
Nathaniel Bailey
>Potato and whiskey 10/10 would buy
Austin Ramirez
I have noticed that if someone picks off meta heroes, the team is expecting him to hard carry the match with perfect performance or else they are going to blame everything on you and demand you to change hero. But if you picked meta hero and performed moderately or poorly, nobody is going to blame you.
Andrew Cox
Grapes are good as well
>wet dog What are you implying.
>Ana >Curry she isn't even indian
Jack Jones
black, you are trash white, you are hired
Ian Hall
Meta is shit anyways. You should play any character you want in the game Yes even Hanzo And if the team goes apeshit with you, just mute their mics/ turn off team chat.
Jaxon Adams
Can't come up with anything for Tracer?
Brody Sanders
>mei spaghettios >dva rice >ana old people smell >pharah cinnamon >moira mint
Austin Gonzalez
What a shitty list t b h.
Mason Butler
Oh, my bad >Tracer Oranges/Bananas
Ethan Clark
Does the xQc guy play a character or does he have legit real no meme autism?
Brody Cox
Fish
Luke Bailey
Probably both
John Rogers
yesterday I got 600Mb of future patch for overwatch, do you think Moira is coming tomorrow?
Josiah Green
there was already a tracer, smells like fried cod fillet
Levi Nguyen
>Not curry for Sym Pleb
Ryan Reyes
Guess it's autism. His Winston protips are dope thou.