/dbg/ - Dragon Ball General

Well, I don't like impatient people, so I'm calling off the fight.

BYE.

Little by little i'm losing my will to live

It's just as bad as saiyan spirit

Use the dragon balls, they will recover your will to live to max again

[X] Doubt

You can't just blow off a fight like that you promised
you double ningen

my wife is wearing rather risky and sexy clothing today I see!

And saiyan spirit is only bad if you use it with no break and combo with another ult. Otherwise it's just a cool looking, high damage ult.

At least try, it's not like the dragon would say it's beyond his power or something.

>he doens't like being surprised by fucktons of damage

That's my daughter, not your wife you son of a bitch

>Hey dragon can you kill everyone but me
>That is beyond my power
>Can you kill me?
>That too is beyond my power
>Can you at least give me the will to live
>That too is beyond my power
>Mfw

don't you have other majins to bully?

Dumb Pumki, she's your daughter and my wife, and I'm your son in law

Just ask him for a futa saiyan gf.

haha, just don't get hit, my dude

I just did.

What'cha gonna do about it, fight me? I'll just call that fight off too.

Try putting on a shirt, ya SLUT.

Could your CaC beat Super Baby Rose Vegito Black?

You mean [x] Bad Cop

Yes.

I never bully then, such a nice gentle race
I don't remember this wedding happening. You smell like a liar, don't come near my daughter again

>I just did.
>What'cha gonna do about it, fight me? I'll just call that fight off too.

I can go kill couple of apes and go to sleep
you turbo bully

Has your CaC conquered any planets?

no

Probably because she didn't invite you because she doesn't like you

Let's have sex instead Cala-chan!

I want all the Yamcha hair gals to have a gang bang

so you want 98% of the human/saiyan girls to do that

Same here. Its painful coming here seeing everyone having fun with their friends while I rot away alone.

Multiple
Nice outfit!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK NEVER COME HERE AGAIN

No but she has blown up a few.

I'm plowing your daughter and you can't do anything

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You're a beautiful jokester Cala, never change

>I can go kill couple of apes and go to sleep
Hey, sounds good, have fun with that, champ.

Of course, every planet belongs to the incredible Crusher Corps.

Lies, she never mentions you or even acknowledges you. Keep coming here and I'll have to call the police or worse I'll plant a Shrub of Might on your lawn and it'll kill your whole front and back yard

No, but he conquered gonorrhea

...

Just one

Swell idea Cala, let's fuck!!!!

oh I will
and Tullece will be the first ape to go

Excuse me Turles is a SAIYAN not an ape I would appreciate it if you wouldn't make such racist remarks to the glorious leader and hero in the future, that is very disrespectful, thank you.

not what I mean you cunning ningen

>SAIYAN not an ape
there is no difference between those two things
I'll be nice and wear the same armor he does while killing him off

Saiyan mating rituals look weird

You're a ningen too, cutie

posters are cool

but that's wrong

>fight a few ai
>call it a night
Just not the same without anyone to do it with.
See you tomorrow /dbg/. :(

So you plan to strip him before attempting to fight him? That is quite a bold and lewd move.

Dancing is an extremely important part of botany, you know. To ensure a tree produces maximum healthy fruit, it must grow in a happy enviroment filled with smiles.

If you're PS4, I can play with you a bit.

You're a mortal silly, so you're a ningen, now come on I crave that delicious brown pussy like you crave my cock!

And how does throwing your face into his crotch help the tree exactly?

>You're a mortal silly
>Majin
>Mortals

Yeah they are

Are not.

they are though

>brown
I think I now know why I like some majins so much now

Prove it.

Maybe that's what the Crusher Corps convinced her what "dancing" was
Now she thinks she has to fuck all of them every time they plant a tree or else it won't grow

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you can't get rid of these little shits

Hurr Durr, then I guess gods are ningen too.

>Goku's EoZ gi returns
>it's in a majin manga
is this a monkey paw

De erased alternate timeline versions of your CaC count? Cause if so, about 2 and a half

Majins ain't immortal and they ain't gods, so they're just mortals

Who says they aren't gods?

Who says they are?

Their name.

>None of the Gods at the Zen Exhibition match recognise Buu as a God
>Neither does Shin, Beerus or Whis
hmmm

I guess Vegeta is a god when he's made a majin then

Shinjins aren't ningen, but the gods of destruction probably were ningen at one point

what happened to the other half?

Why would it be worth mentioning? God in the dragonball context just means "not ningen", the demons are not ningen, that witch who fused with kaioshin can't have been ningen (depending which version of super you believe in), and majin buu is clearly not ningen based on how Toriyama described his origin.
That's another fucking thing. You can just become a god. Honestly god means nothing in Dragon Ball.

After her first conquest she decided taking over planets on her own was too much work so she contracted the more tedious stuff out to a merc group. They were still in the process of preparing the third planet to be conquered when their universe got poof'd.

Why would it be worth mentioning that Goku has God Ki? You'd think Shin would mention to Goku, Vegeta and Shithan that Buu was a god to highlight the severity of the situation.

>majin buu is clearly not ningen based on how Toriyama described his origin
nah it just means buu has a long life span

>Why would it be worth mentioning that Goku has God Ki?
Because goku IS a mortal, dummy.
>You'd think Shin would mention to Goku, Vegeta and Shithan that Buu was a god
I think the fact that Buu was a literal god-eater was far more impressive than just saying he's not a ningen, especially considering how fucking weak Shin was. It would have not impressed vegeta or goku.

>nah it just means buu has a long life span
He has existed since time immemorial. That's a bit more than a "long life span".

Goku is the best!

At being the worst

>Because goku IS a mortal, dummy.
So's Buu, which is why no-one noted anything special about him

>I think the fact that Buu was a literal god-eater was far more impressive than just saying he's not a ningen, especially considering how fucking weak Shin was. It would have not impressed vegeta or goku.
It's still something worth mentioning to Gohan, and the audience, and guess what? He's a mortal

>He has existed since time immemorial. That's a bit more than a "long life span".
How much of that time was in suspended animation?

Why are majinfags so annoying?

>So's Buu
He's not, and being a god is not special in dragon ball. What's special is not being a god, but having god ki.

>It's still something worth mentioning to Gohan
It's not really, and you and I both know that during DBZ the official story was Buu was a candy golem, toriyama retconned this through interviews making him an ageless being. Moreover, basing your theory on Shin's knowledge is a pretty bad idea, since he doesn't know shit about shit.

>How much of that time was in suspended animation?
He's just a good sleeper.

Of the characterfags Majinfags are less annoying than literally everyone besides Roshi and Yamchafags

Cute!

Anyway Cala, honey, I've got to go to sleep, I love you ya cute ningen

They certainly attract the worst players in terms of personality though

I'd say female Saiyan players are equal with them.

The female human players have outstanding representatives that don't fall behind in that regard either.

They're awful too, but majins attract the absolute worst of the worst

Just because one of them is absolute trash doesn't mean the rest are bad.

>Worse than human females
>Worse than saiyan males
Pul-hease.

True true, then next up would be male saiyans followed by male humans, Fridges are really the most chill race and Namekians only have one player.
They're pretty equal in shittiness m8.

female nameks are the worst

The worst are the people that whine in the thread about players of any race. Big think.