/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

they're advanced

The advanced camera console is just easier to use than the normal camera console.
So you can check more places per time

Some of you guys are cool, Dont go to the test server today.

it doesn't last forever

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

fuck uou yred

Could you write these any worse?

post c key

bum4

banned

I found a bug.
Current state of test server

What's the point of conveyor belts though?
Kill yourself you attention whore

convwyors make anything go faster

Unban me from discord

you earned the metaclub's wrath terrel

It was all a coverup, here is the unedited source

What the blazes did you do

I was framed

I just had to listen to darude for several minutes
I demand compensation

Sure, get a dragon dildo and stick it up your ass, you deserved it.

I already do that every weekend, pay me

I found about uh sawbones' secret life from five years ago when he lived on Denmark.
Even though the thing was debunked before as a mistake? Because searching for that name is like searching for people with the nickname "cookie"?

heres y ppl dont play sec: the job exists to mine salt. if you want to do that, being an sec borg to double down on both the criminals salt and the secs salt because they refuse to turn off asimov is superior
playing botony and teee heee accidenting a kudzu is superior
playing science and completely legally and unpreventably IC by the people whos job it is to prevent this kind of crap making a bomb that takes out all of med/engineering and ending the round is superior

>botony
which retard keeps doing this

Terrel backpedaling like this is unexpected and hilarious

Upload a video or no cash.

It's massively out of context I promise

Oh yeah?

is that from the time when BYOND replaced the concept of the existence of sound itself with hivebots?

Sure is

lrn to right

What the shit are the R&D requirements for portable chem dispenser circuit boards?

uck oiff

no

>portable

go back

I see an employment computer in the code but I dont recall ever actually seeing one in game. Whats the deal with it?

order from cargo, cost 500 credits iirc
just put them in a room with plasma and oxygen and wait for a ghost to come by

github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/32708
wtf I love goof now

...

Randy teased a new update with several new roles, new industrial map, religion overhaul and fuckton of new features.

Been a while since i played vgstation, has anything major changed since 6 months?

yeah we have better tableclimbing now

The one in the HoP office?

>has anything major changed since 6 months?
Yes

fuck nigger noone cares

What emotion does this image convey?

Joy

the futility of life

A real chad chef would get a pacid spray bottle and melt all of it

Jesus fucking christ, don't mess with ghouls.

New round in 5 minutes, pls come and join for cult

You deserve a permaban until you make a forum account to explain why you were messing with corpses in medical in a 3 hour round?

>someone walks into your spray
>Ban Reason: Someone bought pizzas for a party in the bar, the chef here decided that attempting to murder everyone in the bar is proper escalation. Don't bother appealing. This ban is PERMANENT

>roboticist
>minding my own business
>things go to shit apparently
>shuttle called, monsters apparently
>build a mech
>step outside for a fraction of a second
>radioactive translucent clown knocks me unconscious and kills me
>chaos

isn't a MoMMI naturally violating its laws since they got added to advanced cameras?
If Security busts someone because of MoMMI cameras it's pretty involving

MoMMI laws are a fucking joke at all times

If you put a camera on the back of a mommi it's not its fault. If it gets a camera and puts it on its back then yeah

MoMMIs and borgs have cameras by default

Hugborgs don't. Are you sure Mommis appear in the console?

Either way that's not the mommis fault

Mommis and AIs white listed when?

They do, but only in the advanced cameras console

Terrel, you ((("doxed"))) kammer when the muslim beta orbiter was around, what did you expect.

>muslim beta orbiter
who

report it, it's an issue for sure.

Frog avatar admin, mustard I think.

they're in the normal sec cameras too ya dingus

What is the advanced camera console anyway?
What does it do?

Break with every PR

Instead of having to choose from a long dumb list you select the camera on a map

Does he beta orbit kammer in the d*scord or something? I'm not in it

Yeah, I can confirm, I've used normal sec cameras to remotely bully mommis and sabotage their autism projects with prenerf remote view and sstunneller

m.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y

Was it really memetis? What is the written ban reason?

may as well report mommis doing anything then. taking power with their nests, preventing engineering from needing to set up power and making others able to do their jobs, making literally anything anyone who isnt a mommi interacts with ever. by simply existing they break their own laws because of the power thing. they cant even just immediately afk to avoid breaking them. literally everything they do is an issue because of how insanely terrible their laws are

I think he was suggesting to make a bugreport about the listing on the camera console

ya her and soca

Any proofs? I want to laugh at him

>Random Weighted Vote Result: Bagel Station/ won with 2 votes and a 33% chance of winning.
>Random Weighted Vote Result: Metaclub/ won with 4 votes and a 22% chance of winning.
What did he mean by this?

What the fuck are medibots good for even?

5u (or was it 15u) of Tricord

They do. Even emagged ones do for that matter, which can give you a fighting chance against them.

Also pAI's

Banal chemistry, keeping dying people alive for proper treatment, simple surgeries such as fractures or sealing lost limb wounds, making the paramedic redundant.

Smoke purges your system of all chems, tricord is surprisingly good at keeping people alive, infinite food, being able to radio for help when you're stunned/unconscious, remote signalling, GPS.

Each color corresponds to a damage type. Ex: Basic white ones give bicard for brute, tricord for everything else. You can also put beakers in them for custom chems.

I think they're supposed to give spaceacillin for viruses but I'm pretty sure that's bugged or something.

Haven't played in months, I have questions.

Is my waifu rin still being head of shitcurity and powergaming?

Are souhei and horatio still bombing every round?

Is avada still screeching autistically in dead chat?

Ban
Ban
No
Occasionally

>rin
banned
>souhei
banned
>horatio
not banned
>avada
not banned

You clearly werent around when pai slots were added to things, it was hell for weeks. Pai controlled mules running over every person on the station, pai controlled lasers shooting people after their wielder has already been stunned, and the occasional pai medibot injecting shitter juice into everyone.

>rin banned
REEEEEEEEEEE what happened.

also why did only one of the bombing cunts get banned

Souhei had more offenses for various things including metagaming, Horatio had stopped.