/ink/ - Splatoon General

You are wrong on all accounts. DS has same base strafe as Jr, and its turfing capability is fantastic- it loses a just a bit in net output but its range coupled with dodge make it super safe and need to reposition less.

So does anyone know which game gets you the most currency fastest?
Salmon Run or Turf War?
I don't trust myself to have a constant winning streak for ranked and I've never had friends for League.

post sexy octos

Ranked
Ya bitch

salmon run for the most part

Speedy Woomy is early!

> Fapping
> Want to find pics of a particular fetish that I really like
> Barely exists, and 90% of relevant images are some other fetish that I don't like

Fucking hell. I wish I had the money for commissions. Might be able to get some damn fap material.

What is it

Speedy Woomy is a swimmer, right? Why doesn't she wear grizzco vest?

what does it even have to do with squids
on topic of fetishes, though, there's surprisingly little tentacle porn of splatoon

>Squid sisters is "shiokara" in Japanese
>go to Japan, haven't been here for years
>buy some food at Lawson, they sell fried chickens now
>Umashio chicken and Umakara chicken
>accidentally asked for shiokara chicken to the cashier guy
>cashier guy confused, ask me which one I want

I was debating whether to post it, but okay. Maybe you guys can tell me if it's weird or obscure.

Nipple sucking, especially both nipples at once by two other girls.
Good art of this is so fucking rare, it's like people think "oh, that must mean lactation/mommy play." I just want images where a girl looks like she's enjoying it and is about to cum because someone's sucking her nipples + other yuri stuff and it feels good. Instead it's all cowtits and milk nozzles and motherly girls with serene faces, like some fucking anime version of the goddamn Pieta.

Oh bruh that's not even weird that's totally my jam, too. I feel you, girly intimacy and touching all over is Pacha.jpg
How do you feel about navels?

dude, inklings are not even mammals, they have no reason to have nipples, and they indeed don't.

If they don't have nipples then why do the girl squids with broken armor wear a shirt so I can't see their chest?

Because they want to sell this game in NA

for a second I thought this is posersquid-art

Callie is strong!

someone post the goodnight callie post. i cant find it

Marie is even stronger!

goodnight callie i love cumming on your tentacles

>want to grind the Splatfest tee with drink tckets
>no friends for League
>crippling anxiety about letting randoms down
>sad woomy

Hoodrat Woomy is sideways!

>Oh bruh that's not even weird that's totally my jam, too. I feel you, girly intimacy and touching all over is Pacha.jpg

Navels are cute.

Are any drawfags here? Please draw lewds of

Why is Hoodrat sideways? What's she doing?

You know, it's not clear. That's a very generic pose.

Splat tees suck for farming now though. They are only marginally better than 3* tops.

>one-chunking your splatfest tee

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Woomy?

Yet females have breasts and Inklings are born live, as evidenced by the presence of navels. Maybe the males lack nipples, but they show little sign of breasts, unlike the females. No reason for full breasts without nips.

There is no worse feeling leaving /ink/ and returning only to see that there were lewds posted that are now deleted. What if you hadn’t seen them before?

Check an archive?

This worries me too

The "navel" (as well as spine crack and "collarbones") are just places where tentacles are fused.

nice amputee fetish drawing

You never took engineering drawing? That kind of ending means that the part continues further.

Octolings kidnap a woomy! They strip her naked, tie her up, and tickle her until she tells them where the zapfish plushies went!

That makes even less sense and doesn't explain breasts or why the navel is so subtle.

Why do peacocks have massive tails? Why do we worship boobies? Same here, two small blubs on leg tentacles for some reason have irrational sex appeal.

>Why do we worship boobies?
ass is better

spank a fat bottomed woomy!

A woman with no boobs but a great ass still has a nice figure/body shape but a woman with all boobs and no ass looks freakishly weird and that's why ass is always best

asses are a jewish meme for the goy to get into anal

thus producing less children

liking boobs less means you also want your children to starve

>Salmon Run with randumbs one day
>get friend request
>deny it
>get same request for 3 days every time I deny it

Fuck what the fuck?

block him

Breast fat is not an indication of ability to produce milk; breasts evolved as we began walking upright instead of bent over, and they looked like buttocks, which were meant to entice us into mounting the female. Liking butts/hips is all about recognizing your mate as a good childbearer. Get learned.

>asses are a jewish meme for the goy to get into anal
retard detected

What's your favorite Single Player track?

youtube.com/watch?v=leVc2qNukCQ

Can't get enough of Shooting Starfish. Buoyant Boogie is a close second.

youtube.com/watch?v=eZMI4DavIu0
I'm a sucker for orchestration

youtube.com/watch?v=weJl5SlPMU4

youtube.com/watch?v=ONzGmHc-gbc

Like how light hearted and fun it sounds

>Can't get enough of Shooting Starfish.
Yep, love this one. Buoyant Boogie and Octo Eight -Step are fun too.

>get friend requests from random people constantly
>even if I accept them, I will never do anything with those people ever

I have 13 FR still open.

Weird. I've played a few times with most of the randoms I get FRs from. Even league with one of them like three times.

I like boss theme from Splat1. Really underrated.

Need help deciding which team to join this splatfest. What are the /ink/ approved thematic gear and weapons for Sci-Fi and Fantasy?

Drilling holes into yebby's beak!

go away gyro

petting a woomy

Praise a woomy

Praise a woomy with your cum

I do that alot

Bum please we don't all cum on figures

Wahoo! what a incredible splatfest it's coming soon, isn't that right fellow splatoon players? but i haven't decided what team to pick... fantasy reminds me of skyrim™ for the nintendo switch just for $59.99 be sure to pre-order it! , on the other hand we also have sci-fi just like DOOM™ for the nintendo switch also for $59.99 and the best of all is that it's out now!!! oh man i wish people could help me out by buying these awesome games so i can decide what team i should choose wahoooooooo!

Fuckable woomies?

Go away Todd.

Only the unpure ones

>not buying squid at the supermarket to use as your woomy cum dispenser

Which ones? Slut and Schoolgirl cum tribute when?

Nice, Bunny Woomy was always my favorite.

but I just bought 4 copies of Doom for me and my friends

Pretty much if your woomy is on the booru with anything nsfw or kinda /e/-ish I've jacked it to her. Pure woomies like Special are exempted though.

seconding

How many OC do we have? I have an idea for a drawing

A lot. imgur.com/a/60IyK

Someone's got an album but I'm not sure how up to date it is

Not very, still missing the freshest of OCs. The biggest problem is OP wants to write stories with them instead of saving one high res image and the meme name.

It's mostly up to date, I was meaning to add construction woomy but thats about it IIRC

>still missing the freshest of OCs
such as?

>The biggest problem is OP wants to write stories with them instead of saving one high res image and the meme name.
A few gag sentances are hardly stories. The intention was just that there would be a few starting points for artists to run with if they wanted. The album originally was just one big image, but people said they didnt like it that way

Sweets has a fucking biography dude. You went overboard with most of them.

Ah not enough for what I wanted.

What did you want?

Actually for sweets, milf, and a few of the other longer ones, i pretty much just copy/pasted what their creator wrote

I avoid coming up with my own headcannons, i prefer just jotting down whatever the thread comes up with

Not enough? God damn, how many squids are you even looking for?

A where's waldo like image with tons of /ink/ inklings except waldo would be tennis woomy since I heard she left us :(

For starters:

>tfw you want an OC but don't want to lock yourself into a gear set

she's only gone until next splatfest which is in a few days
and to be fair, do any of you guys still play for multiple hours every day? i think most of us are bored too even if we don't go around announcing it

just wear whatever, no one will know what happens outside of the screenshots you post

Oh yeah she was on the backburner too

Thats actually a great idea, you could always have the image bloated with jellyfish, octolings, and other regular splatoon characters