Fate/Grand Order NA Shitposting General - /fgoalter/

SATAN CLAUS

Best final ascension art in the game.

Who /startinglandminefarming/ here?

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Thank you grailed Hassan for ruining that old hag.

*blocks your path*

FOOLISH

My current strategy is:

>finish 10 AP to get Fous
>do 20 AP for forbiddden pages and octuplet crystals
>hopefully by the time I'm done with this the 40 APs that give tons of hira-gumos

Will this work out?

Reading sucks.

who /notbuyingvoiddustbecausetheolddailieswereinfactathing/ here?

KINTOKI WHERE ARE YOU GOING

>there are people who are posting in this thread RIGHT NOW that will fail guda

>"user darling, please stop posting onis, It's bad for your health"

ye

actually pretty cool
+1

You suck

I have like 120 void dust

who even needs it?

c-can I still lick Ibaraki's thighs?

stop making me want to roll for raikou

HASSANSAN

What are the chances of rolling both onis?

My health is already fucked though. I'll get a nice healthy oni body when I die though hopefully. Then I can live and play with my waifus.

That's what I'm doing, but whether or not it will work out kind of depends on how far you have gotten with 10 and 20 AP farming and how many apples you are willing to spend.

I will buy them.

But you're also an oni.

Everybody in NA has more void dust than they know what do do with.

In JP, dailies weren't even a thing at this point (I think) so buying dust was actually something someone might want to do.

I barely played the old dailies, but it's still not worth buying them because they're in both christmas lotteries.

What's the best quest for raw points?

Whats the best servant to get a tattoo of on my right arm?

>grailing shias

DUDE

Kuro

I'll buy them if I have time left after getting everything else.

None. Tattoos are bad civilization.

why does one of the raikou clones have kintoki's axe?
youtube.com/watch?v=N9IlL7kBkXs

I tried with one that was only max ascended and had to use three command seals.

Then tried again and had to retreat. I guess I'll have to farm sabers until the lancer daily comes out.

the new rider 40ap.

no bro is halal if our balls do not touch

There is literally nothing wrong with tattoos.

WASHI JA

Any suggested servants to do it as quick as possible?

how fucked am I?

>Right arm
Hassan, duh.

A level 60 Carmilla destroys the new rider 40ap. All I got on her is a LMB Divine Banquet.

Today I shall have my revenge!

The Hassans are bro-tier, it's alright.

Lu Bu would probably be an unironically good choice for a tattoo, though he'd probably work better as a back tattoo.

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>Jeanne Alter
>Merlin
Oh look, the same boring shit as always.

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You'll need at least 15 kidneys

KINTOKI STOPPU, STOPPU PUREASU

>liking popular servants

Carmilla is probably the best choice. I'm fucking wasting the servant with her np attack for about 100k (armor debuff+attack buff) it's fucking insane how she heals herself off it and gives her another attack buff. what the fuck?

How? Were the other servants underleveled? Did you just randomly mashed command cards?

just get a command seal on your right hand instead

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At last tumblr you will know your place.

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It's wrong

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You cornered yourself, this is checkmate.

You've got a more or less decent chance of getting all the 4*'s.

You'd be lucky to get even TWO of the 5*s on that list, let alone one. Especially the 5*s that get the entire banner to themselves like Jeanne Alter, Merlin and King Hassan.

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Not him but I brought underleveled event servants in other 40 AP quests since I'm a cocky little shit. Withdrew twice back then. I bring Heracles and Kintoki now.

not yet. still got a couple golem testicles to grab.
I do have two poster girls though so I will progress a bit faster once I switch over

Reminder that I got a NP3 Tamamo Cat doing two gacha rolls for Tamamo

considering the odds ive seen, I'm lucky to have even 2 five star servants at this point.

I will probably buy 50% of the golem crystal and 50% of the dust. Only started playing after the dailies were changed.

I can finally start to buy claws

You're a month or more early.

>Kill wave 2 with NPQA
>Phantom Maiden is back for Drake with the buff up
>Probably back again to overkill a Nobu
"""Not good"""

Today.
I will remind them.

I can't wait until we get Best Rider for free.

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If we can't go smaller, we must go bigger

Makes me think of that phone scene from Terminator 2 when he's asking on the phone how the dog is, and just telling him that his foster parents are dead.

I just want to remind you there are two separate gatcha in Summer Race and your SSRs and SRs are split across them.

what quest did you farm?

she is covered in tattoo like markings though

>the virgin Oni
>the CHAD Kintoki

Face it, the only part of Tamamo that wants anything to do with you is one of her tails.

>at 32k points
>only have first skull

So Hag did double golden rule into Wild Hunt and wiped my main team. I have Medusa at level 60 as the final servant. I don't know if Medusa can do it.

What is the most optimum card selection for pure damage? QQBAA

What the fuck were you farming the past few days

newfag lol

BAA

How is your grinding doing? What do you have, and what do you need?

I need 8 hearts, 8 gears and 16 talons

Have 100 gold bowls, the 4 skulls and 300k honnoji points.

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BAA

Mostly Drake, spent the first 3 days just farming 20 AP for those Golem Testicles and pages