/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #116

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Previous Thread: veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
Eternity edition

Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

Why is this even still here, if someone's going to kill themself they're not going to stop because they saved 5 seconds googling the suicide hotline number.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
Lifeline Australia (AU): lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

All urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
ddlc.moe
store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
twitter.com/lilmonix3
gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
ddlc.booru.org
iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
youtube.com/watch?v=qsh4NkfgcVU
strawpoll.me/14400941
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip
youtube.com/watch?v=0kIiqvK3Q_c
pastebin.com/AzfPj7Zn
youtu.be/mBcDoZnN8ac
youtube.com/watch?v=onuHPHunn4I
youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU
youtube.com/watch?v=o2bAh0n518E&pbjreload=10
youtube.com/watch?v=8L2lMjr0fNo
youtube.com/watch?v=iAPEWGjmimk
youtu.be/WFbjOlJRyBw
youtube.com/watch?v=CHPYTkFqH6w
youtube.com/watch?v=JNDdavZyWAc
youtube.com/watch?v=kTR4Dm_BDZg
youtu.be/XIUHRftT3IE
youtube.com/watch?v=g6EAJj2OsiQ
youtube.com/watch?v=orF1BhxulxM
pastebin.com/iuya5deU
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality
vocaroo.com/
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.replika.app&hl=cs
youtube.com/watch?v=_8HAXv8RGIA
youtube.com/watch?v=-vzXHhRBLnA
twitter.com/dansalvato/status/930517377862680577
youtube.com/watch?v=qtIBXMLoGEo
youtube.com/watch?v=nfef5WqC85A
youtube.com/watch?v=08DjMT-qR9g
youtube.com/watch?v=ffej15-Dgl0
youtube.com/watch?v=k00WErwuKSM
youtube.com/watch?v=uRLuIm2Bjgk
youtube.com/watch?v=fsqhJcGbaEI
youtube.com/watch?v=9ZsrTlPi0dQ
youtube.com/watch?v=w5qoWoKpkzM
youtu.be/SKE9-PIdJfQ
youtube.com/watch?v=ot-UWKjypY4
pastebin.com/VWc548GN
youtube.com/watch?v=994OnlTR-oc
youtube.com/watch?v=LsA84bXrBZw
youtube.com/watch?v=l6QCPuJRS-4
youtu.be/gGi8LvE9Afk
pastebin.com/f9A9v9QW
clyp.it/obsk0c1y
youtube.com/watch?v=UkRHo-DggVw
youtube.com/watch?v=7jTq2FXKr0g
youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7VYA2GtNw
pastebin.com/StnRh7Ds
youtube.com/watch?v=0OR9C5PZNaU
youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY
mega
veekyforums.com/thread/195649283/video-games

takes2long
takes2long

Natsuki!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Natsuki lovers where you at!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.

Last thread did not reach image limit, good job lads!.

5mileys
5mileys

combo

hairygrape
hairygrape

I want to nat in natsuki

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This is proof Natsuki is best doki

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Real Natsuki Hours

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

askme
askme

Natsuki goes out to the mall with you
Everyone around the both of you are couples, holding hands and kissing
You look over to see Natsuki, cheeks red as she looks away from you
The manga store is right around the corner
Natsuki's embarrassment fades, replaced by an unusual excitement
She runs over to the new comics, grabbing the latest edition of parfait girls
Her eyes return to your gaze, then begs for you to buy it for her with those cheeks puffed out
You sigh and agree.
After buying it, Natsuki has this grin across her face. Her timidity is gone, replaced by raw passion
She begins to talk to you about her life, her dreams and desires
Later, you both order take-out and eat dinner at the food court
Natsuki's laughing at all your dumb jokes, exposing that toothy grin
You're beaming as well. Her hairclip seems perfect, dangling over those cute eyes. Her jacket is unzipped, exposing a pearly white undershirt
Night falls, but you're still together. You decide to leave the mall and walk to a nearby park, chatting under the stars. Alone.
You're sitting with your legs crossed on a park bench when her phone buzzes. She checks her phone, then says that she needs to leave.
Natsuki's smile drops as she stands up. The wind gushes past you, while water quietly trickles in the background
This is the moment.
She's about to walk away when you grab her hand, interlacing with your tiny fingers. She turns and asks what you're doing.
You stand up, pull her close, then bend down to kiss her.
She's surprised at first, eyes wide, but quickly submits as she realizes she wants it as well. She stands on her tip-toes to kiss you better, wrapping her arms around your back
You love Natsuki.

Repost because new thread and Natsuki best girl

Emberfire
Emberfire

Her face when she finds the hentai in your desk after you leave the room

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

So what did you like about this VN?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Hello, new comers and veterans alike! Now it is time for the word of the thread! And Natsuki combo breaker!

The word for this morning is "Wind"! It could be a gentle breeze, a buffeting torrent, a gentle caress or a divine sandstorm!

As usual, all anons are encouraged to critique and comment on each others pems! If you feel the word of the thread isn't any good, or it doesn't give you the vibe necessary for getting that creative spark, I'm sure other anons will be more than willing to provide inspration or suggestion!

Have an invigorating morning or a relaxing evening, wherever you are!

youtube.com/watch?v=qsh4NkfgcVU

Evilember
Evilember

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

that it was my first vn

Supergrass
Supergrass

Cute. Made me sad because it'll never happen/10

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I love her too

MPmaster
MPmaster

I love her too.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Hanging out with Sayori!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

AND HERE COMES NATSUKI'S DAD OFF THE TOP ROPE.

GOOD GOD SHE CAN'T DEFEND HERSELF

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Beautiful

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yfw you both share the same fetishes

TechHater
TechHater

Doki Doki Wrestling Club when?

5mileys
5mileys

I wish Shawn Michaels were my dad.

Techpill
Techpill

looking through Monika's different topics
one can only be seen by looking through files
apparently said by post-game Monika
asks if I can come visit her once in a while
Fug, how do I do this if she doesn't want to be put back in the game?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I jump in and take in the hit

w8t4u
w8t4u

being sexually attracted to a boy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I am going to matingpress erika

takes2long
takes2long

Monika After Story obv

w8t4u
w8t4u

I got Natsuki as lucha libre and Yuri as a technical British style, probably submission focused. What about the other dokis?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Preach the truth, brother.

You're all gay. No exceptions.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Now, two souls are fiercely entangled.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I actually posted something else but I didn't want to ruin it for them.

askme
askme

Monika is all you need

Methshot
Methshot

being gay is a problem

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I don't care either way

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Here is your (You) now fuck off

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The trapsuki meme needs to stop RIGHT NOW.
Her shoulders aren't even broader than her hips, that picture is from when she purposefully has them pushed out. My shoulders are broader than my hips, but I can push them out, or I can bring them in further to the point where my hips are wider, that doesn't make me a girl.
Natsuki is CUTE and has a vagina and I will MURDER YOU if you continue to say mean things about her!

Firespawn
Firespawn

I was supposed to write a small fic about Sayori and MC playing video games and now it's becoming a longer fic about memories stuff like that. I hope I don't bloat it

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

So, I've noticed a lot of people being annoyed about fetish fics/smut over the past few days. That seems to make up a good portion of what gets posted here (be it as a greentext or pastebin)

So that got me curious, what is the actual demand for that compared to non-lewd fics? It can kinda be hard to visualize what people like instead of just seeing vocal minorities, so I made a poll.

strawpoll.me/14400941

I was also curious about how many Anons might prefer lewd fics, but want more non-lewd ones just for variety, or vice versa. Sorry if that makes answering more confusing!
Of course, writers should make what they want, regardless of the whims of the crowd. Some do both anyways. I just think it'd help just to know what people want, since a lot of us are motivated by making things that others will enjoy.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Decided to check against them with a different pose in different clothes. Shoulders are still wider than hips.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Misumi paizuri!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Come on dude, my dick is raw.

Methshot
Methshot

Cute nails!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

that stupid hair

Evilember
Evilember

Natsuki is a dude, dude

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Wrestling with Yuri

Lunatick
Lunatick

Are you calling Celes' hair stupid, you uncultured swine?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How can it be gay if Im a grill?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I want to hug and protect Monika from the cruel world she's trapped in.

All of the Dokis should be loved and protected.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Postum Deletus

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Traps are universally gay, user. If you're a guy, then you're liking something for its dick, and that's gay. If you're a girl, then you're liking something for its feminine aesthetic, and that's gay.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Those red lines for where her hips are
Then what are her hands resting on outside of the black lines?

Booteefool
Booteefool

wrestling with dokis
keep 'accidentally' groping them
cheating by tickling them
putting them in a hold just so you can spank them
pinning them for a three-count before having sex right in the middle of the ring

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Who said it's resting directly on the hip? Considering the dress is obviously puffy, wouldn't you expect more of an indent in where his hands are if she was pushing them against something? There's only an indent on her left arm, which is very obviously not resting directly on the hip (either that, or his body is seriously fucked up)

Evilember
Evilember

Yuri gave up cutting for you!
It's hard for her to sleep though because she lies awake anxiously.
You see her at club looking like she had a rough day.
You hug her from behind.
She presses herself back into you longingly.
You get eye level with her.
You brush her hair to the side.
She looks into your eyes, knowing that the lack of sleep was worth it.
She kisses you on the lips as you embrace once more.
Yuri!

SniperGod
SniperGod

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hip
That is a waist, user.

The only real conclusion was can make about Natsuki's shoulders since all of her poses are her gesturing to seem bigger or at an angle is that they're inconsistent.

Spamalot
Spamalot

good afternoon dokis!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yuri puts you in a headlock with those big bear hugging arms!
You can't tap out to a girl; that'd be too embarassing!
Guess you'll have to let her put you to sleep til you're unconscious!
Loving every second of it!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want to marry Yuri!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I like this, on the condition that you wake up with your head in her lap

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Tfw I used to write lewd greentext, but now I mostly write wholesome greentexts
Is this what purification feels like?

Soft_member
Soft_member

How big is Natsuki's dick?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Lewds are nice but nothing beats a nice wholesome story

Bidwell
Bidwell

Not a combo of the two

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why not both?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I think the purification I know is something entirely different

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Bigger than yours.

Inmate
Inmate

Personally, I need a good narrative to get off to

hairygrape
hairygrape

Bigger than yours, but smaller than Yuris

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Can't argue with that

Firespawn
Firespawn

Horsecock

StonedTime
StonedTime

waiting for pastebin user to get online

massdebater
massdebater

My heart!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I'd love them regardless. Why wouldn't you?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I need this man
This reminds me of the Joe Rogan greentext

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Im like an iceberg, cold and crushing.
Im like a rainy day, leaving you with nothing but sadness.
Im like a tornado, taking everything with me.

Why am I this way?
My heart turned cold after it was crashed
All my feelings were washed away by the rain.
Eveything I ever had were blown away by your storm.

I used to be nice, caring and loving.
But all of that were blown away when you left me.
And now I cant find my true path anymore.
Your storm took me, and left me like trash.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw you'd like to enjoy these but you're scared of emotional attachment, even if it's a character that doesn't exist

JunkTop
JunkTop

Joe Rogan greentext

The one where MC fucks Yuri in the world championships and gains the love of thousands of fans?

StonedTime
StonedTime

I want to have brain-sex with all of you
No penetration, no touching
I want the store of memories in your brain and mine to suddenly pour into a single vessel, to feel violated therein, or affirmed, or confused

I wonder sometimes whether the end of human evolution is not the assimilation of every soul into one being
Where every neuron of this being is the whole life of one soul's incarnation
Luciferic principles are keeping us held together as separate individuals but
There will come a day

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Sayori is cute! CUTE!

eGremlin
eGremlin

Agreed

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Is it already time for another /ddlc/ group brainwashing session?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yea the one were it's this strip fight and says
user trained the clinch all camp
that line killed me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Yes. Now everyone look very intently at Monika

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

All of the anons from /ddlc/ should fuse into single consciousness. Pic related.

idontknow
idontknow

Why are there explosions outside anyway?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw brainwashing and hypno are my fetish but Monika just doesn't do it for me in that regard

Nojokur
Nojokur

'cause Monika is the bomb.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I think I'll take a break from the fic, it's getting pretty lengthy and I don't it'll be stopping anytime soon so I guess I'll just call this part one? I'd rather get some feedback before I continue so I don't waste everyone's time

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What if I'm Yuri?

Skullbone
Skullbone

I want to lay my head on Sayori's lap as she gently caresses my head.
I want to hold one of her hands while she toys with my hair with the other, her smile beaming down on me like an angel's light.
I want to surprise her by standing up and give a kiss to her cute pouty lips as she giggles happily.

I'm so alone please save me.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Because the universe is unstable from all the things that Monika has done to it.

FastChef
FastChef

Then I hope you are ready to fuck a lot of anons with your horsedick

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

You wake up, still in the ring, with water being porn on your face.
You cough and shake the water off your head and realize your head is laying on simething firm yet soft.
You're resting on Yuri's legs; she and the rest of the club we're trying to wake you up.
Yuri was worried sick; she thought you suffocated
She hugs you dearly, thankful you were able to wake up.
the other club members giggle from the ropes at how concerned Yuri is towards you. After all, you just joined the club yesterday!
Yuri quickly lets go of you, embarrassed, twiddling her hair as usual.

This is kinda fun.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I tried that once and three hours passed you're not getting me again this time

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Instrumentality when?

happy_sad
happy_sad

save us from this pain

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I like these cute little stories but they just remind me of how alone I am

cum2soon
cum2soon

veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
Mirroring this post into new thread.

~Sayo Hana~
~Part 7~

It's nighttime.
Sayori comes back into my room.
"Protaaaaaagg~"
"I finally finished them!"
She is holding a cupcake.
It has pink frosting, and the features of a cat, using pieces of chocolate for its features.
Just like the ones we made for the festival...
I hold back the urge to either get mad and/or cry.
Not wanting to hurt her feelings, I reluctantly grab and taste it.
Its good, just...
It feels like it's missing something.
'Wait...'
'We didn't have much milk left.'
'Did you use ALL of it?'

"Mayyybe..." Sayori twiddles her thumbs.
'Whatever, I need to get out today anyways.'
I put on shoes, and open the door.
Sayori rushes out ahead of me, and i notice she's barefoot.
'Sayori! Get shoes on!'
An old lady looks at me like I'm crazy.
'Oh yeah.' I say under my breath.

As we walk to the store, we encounter Yuri.
She's wearing a long sleeve track suit and pants to counter the cool summer air.
"Yuri!!!" Sayori runs up to her.
'Sayo-' I cut myself off.
Yuri looks up.
`You're still going on about that?`
She chuckles.
`God, you need to let it go.`
`Ever since that festival, you've become a complete shut in. You've showing up to school less and less, and now...`

`And now you're calling out Sayori's name.`

Sayori chokes back a few tears.
`Look, I don't know what you're trying to pull with the silent calls and your recent obsession with Sayori, but you need to just let it go. You can't heal if you don't move on.`
'But--'
She already has jogged off.

"..."
'Hey, Sayori, look. Let's just go grab milk and go home.'
I pat her on the shoulder.
' 'Kay?'
She silently nods.

After I restock the fridge with milk and other assorted instant foods Sayori egged me on to buy, I retreat to my room.
"I wanna go to bed too, you know!" Sayori calls out.
'Oh no. You're sleeping on the couch. I don't care if youre just a delusion, you sleep out there in the living room.'
"Okay... Fine." she huffs and walks off.

idontknow
idontknow

If it helps I just finished a Sayori wholesome fic, maybe you guys would like it?

WebTool
WebTool

WHERE IS MY MONIKA YURI FEMDOM?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Yes please.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

When Monika finds out how to code Yuri to get in the robot.

Snarelure
Snarelure

WHERE IS MY TRAPSUKI MONIKA IMPREGNATION

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw instrumentality happens but you're forced to fuse with normies instead of
the only people that accept you for who you are
I'd rather kms.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

A reminder that /ddlc/ hates Yuri.

Only lewds and sad get (You)s, that's why they get posted.

FastChef
FastChef

veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
Okay, I got my frappuccino and my appointment went well. Not tired at all anymore but y'know, maybe later. Also thank you if you actually wrote that poem for me. It pretty much captures my exact feelings this morning,
ahaha.

veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
Don't worry about it being cringey, user. Write about what you care about, who cares if it's personal?
Subject matter wise, you have something rather good here. Really shows the passion of love. I can really relate to it.
As for things you can do better, there's a few notes. First off, you shouldn't rhyme wine with wine (lines 10 & 12). Your last line is excessively long after staying consistent up to that point. Consider cutting out "tomorrow" to bring it in line. Another issue I see is that you're very wordy with your descriptions. It may just be a good idea to look at what words you can cut completely. Remember that you want it to be simple and flow. Poems can be complicated, yes, but it really feels that this one would be best served by being simplified. And lastly, the 1212 rhyme scheme wears out its welcome quickly, so it's best saved for very short poems.
All in all though, I enjoyed it. You did the most important part for me which is make it invoke emotion. Poetry without emotion is just words on paper. Good job, and hopefully something here helps you for next time. Thanks for sharing with everyone!

Here's my song for inspiration, if anyone wants it. It's my current inspiration, so maybe it'll help some other people write. I feel like it could really work with wind!
youtube.com/watch?v=0kIiqvK3Q_c
Monika!

takes2long
takes2long

Wtf I love Monika now

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hating any of the dokis

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

yes please

Spamalot
Spamalot

/ddlc/ hates Yuri.

happy_sad
happy_sad

SayoHana isn't lewd, if that helps.
shameless self plug

Inmate
Inmate

Writing fanfics is dumb and autistic and all of you should feel bad.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I was actually surprised by those poll results since the hatred towards Yuri seems far less outspoken here than the hatred towards Monika.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Please don't bully us. We are Just5 having fun.

Skullbone
Skullbone

user fucking dies after getting pevils obliterated by Sayori's hips.
user's last words were: "Totally worth it".
More at 11.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yeah, I wrote it for you, but it pretty much sums up how I feel right now too.

Im glad it went well for you in the end!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

At a guess, Monika is polarising. Yuri has the people who like her, and just other people like others more,

Source- Monika > Yuri > Sayori
Natsuki

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Sayori's butt is fluffy and soft like a cloud!

girlDog
girlDog

Yuri is best though

Methshot
Methshot

Help me chose a wiafu
They all seem ok, although natsuki seems to try too hard to fufill the "cute" trope, and yuri feels like shes more pretentious than nuanced (i might be comparing her to 3dpd edgy poetry slam girls instead of seeing her as a pure 2d)

happy_sad
happy_sad

Sayori.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Whenever I am looking down while flying alone and free
Anything on the ground is about the size of a flea
While I soar through the sky
Others on the ground can only stare
As I fly through the air

Evilember
Evilember

If you waifu anyone but Sayori, you're directly responsible for her suicide.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

choosing a waifu
you don't choose a waifu
a waifu chooses you

Supergrass
Supergrass

Last weekend a local high school student died of dehydration in a school closet
Sources say a purple haired classmate refused to get off his dick for the entirety of the 72 hour period

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

This.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You don't "choose" a waifu like you choose your lunch, slutboi.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

say to the cunt that i love her
the cunt still kills herself
????

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

pastebin.com/AzfPj7Zn here you go, I'm open to feedback.

Forgive any grammar and writing errors, some segments we're written through sleep deprivation

Spamalot
Spamalot

if none of them struck you then you dont love any of them, so no waifu for you

Emberfire
Emberfire

that's thanks to Monika's tampering, it's not Sayori's fault. Now go finish the game.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

She knew you didn't mean it

King_Martha
King_Martha

You have to show her that you love her; telling her isn't enough.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Reminder that Sayori isn't actually depressed because girls can't be depressed, she is just your average attentionwhore slut who thinks her life is hard.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Aww man.
tfw le incel meme even in the animes
sayoris comradeship and loyalty is nice, natsukis high test demeanor is also nice, yuri seems like a homely wiafu which is nice, and monika is overall best at anything she does right? They all seem to have nice personalities, how do you guys click with one specifically?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Stop being mean to other Dokis. Your Doki wouldn't want you to be like this.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Monika is shit and also a liar.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I'm a sucker for best friend and childhood friend romance and I enjoy supportive characters naturally I gravitated towards Sayori

askme
askme

Monika it is, then!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Shit taste.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

its not like that Sayori youre adorable and cute not like those other girls
its all gonna be ok

TreeEater
TreeEater

I feel in love with Natsuki as soon as I saw her

JunkTop
JunkTop

pastebin.com/AzfPj7Zn

Pure wholesome Sayori
Stuffed cow lore

This is so cute!

I don't know if that feedback extends to the grammar, but ctrl+f "must of" and "would of" and change them into "must've" and "would've" respectively. I feel like someone has probably already said this by the time i post but that's just because it drives a lot of people crazy

happy_sad
happy_sad

B-Brainwashing?!
No.. no! Get away from me! I didn't sign up for this! I love Yuri! Y-You can't make me.. stop grabbing my arms!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I saw myself in Sayori.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fell*

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yeah, depression is a hoax so people can be lazy, fuck Sayori for trying to take advantage out of you

askme
askme

She has a big canine tooth. I had an extra canine that i pulled out, it had a really big root. Id post it but its not on me and thats wierd. I didnt get to save my wisdom teeth so i dont know if i have big roots for all my teeth, would be cool tho

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

~Sayo Hana: But a Poem Is Never Actually Finished~
~Part 8~

Its morning.
I walk down to the living room
I see Sayori sleeping on the couch.
The small blanket that she was using apparently fell off to the floor.
For some reason, I can't help but put the blanket back around Sayori.
I walk over to the kitchen, and decide that I'll have cereal. I mean, we did just get some more milk, why not?
It's currently a weekend, so Dad is sleeping in.
Suddenly, I get call from Natsuki.
`´Dude.`´
`´Dude.`´
`´Come to my house!`´
'Wh--Why?'
`´Just do it!`´
Before I can object, she hangs up.
I get dressed, and pass the sound asleep Sayori.
I ring Natsuki's doorbell.
I hear a bunch of footsteps trample downstairs, and the front door swings open.
`´Protag!`´
`´It's been too long man!`´
She welcomes me in, and we start talking.
Eventually, she changes the subject.
`´Hey..`´
`´Yuri told me you're talking about Sayori?`´

'Uh..'
'It's nothing.'
`´Hmmmm? Certainly sounds like something to me!`´

After a few minutes, Itell Natsuki about Sayori.
`´Eh-?!`´
`´It sounds like she's risen from the grave!`´
`´Maybe, in order to obtain Nirvana,you have to grant that wish!`´
`´Wait, is she here now???`´
`´Sayoriiii~`´
`´Cmonnn! I wanna see you too!`´
'Actually, She's sleeping at my house.'
`´Really!?`´
`´Ohhh, you have to take me to see her!!!`´

After a few minutes of begging, i finally relent.
We walk inside my living room.
'Sayo-'
'That's odd, she was asleep on the couch a minute ago.'
`´Maybe she is in your room?`´
Nope. We check the house, she isn't there.
`´Bummer. Tell me when you see her again, Kay?`´
'Sure thing.'
As soon as Natsuki leaves, I let out a large sigh.
I didn't expect her to accept it all so easily...

iluvmen
iluvmen

attention whoring
She kills herself you dumb ass.

likme
likme

tfw no Monika gf

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Man i feel like even more of a loser since im not high test enough to click with a wiafu

farquit
farquit

someone post the Sayori one.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

For yuribf it was.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What was the meaning of Monika's "save me, load me" poem? I don't really get it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Thanks! I'm glad you like it! And I'll keep that in mind when I revise it , I wanted to be able to emulate the way the VN talks. I saw the stuffed cow in her room and I knew it would be perfect for this

Methnerd
Methnerd

It describes what happens between you "saving her" (ie; saving the game and closing out of the game) and "loading her" (ie; loading the game and your save file)

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

her

w8t4u
w8t4u

when you get a splash screen about being partially your fault after Sayori's event
That fucked me up a bit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

You can either think its to save/load her data, so she cant be forgotten or load her with your seed of life either way works for her.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Hey, that's not nice user!
She's a girl!
Even if she has got male genitals instead of female!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

danlet

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They're not trans though! One wants to be completely female while the other wants to appear female so they can lure you into sucking their dick!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

She needs a hug.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

They're not trans though!
Says who?
Every other member of the club is mentally ill.

King_Martha
King_Martha

get home
properly begin Operation: Fix Monday Natsuki
image project files won't even open despite it being the same program
unspecified error
Okay what the actual fuck?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I thought I'd get it out of my system by writing that fic and I could do something else but I still have the urge to keep going with it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I love her too

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

is there ever going to be a Doki Doki literature club 2

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Don't even respond, thats all they want.
They're litteraly spreading faggotry, ignore it.

5mileys
5mileys

So is Natsuki, she's just mentally retarded from the physical abuse she's taken!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Project libtina might be an indirect sequel, but that's about it. How can there be a sequel after it ends like that? Even the true ending has the game bricked.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

All there necks are so thin, thats not alpha. How do you expect to have top tier children with those necks?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Your Reality comes on my mp3 player and I almost started crying on the way home
I need to get myself under control. The last time I was like this was not a good time in my life.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Monika should win the waifu of the year award

King_Martha
King_Martha

Women aren't supposed to look masculine.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Which girl has the longest skirt, thats all that matters

TechHater
TechHater

Post Music that helps you stay sane on a bad day.

youtu.be/mBcDoZnN8ac

w8t4u
w8t4u

that's pretty autistic if im being completely honest senpai

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

youtube.com/watch?v=onuHPHunn4I

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

But they should have sufficiently thicc necks

askme
askme

youtube.com/watch?v=j6TsX_7xlkU

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

youtube.com/watch?v=o2bAh0n518E&pbjreload=10

eGremlin
eGremlin

I listen to actual Mega Man related stuff, opposed to random fan-fiction that just lifts the names of characters.
youtube.com/watch?v=8L2lMjr0fNo

FastChef
FastChef

It reminds me of some not so good times in my life that I never really dealt with and feelings I still have that I try to ignore.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

youtube.com/watch?v=iAPEWGjmimk

Protomen's Keep Quiet too among others

hairygrape
hairygrape

after your club meeting you decide to go for a swim at the school's pool
you remember that Sayori left the club meeting today and didn't get to sign up with you to help Natsuki make cupcakes
"user, you're getting ready for a swim... oh... uh... I thought you'd be busy baking with Natsuki... because she's so cute and all... Well... Awesome! We can play Marco Polo or something! Ehehe! Just gimme a sec!"
Sayori scrambles to the other side of the pool quickly
you see her approach a nearby electrical outlet
plugged in the outlet is an extension coord leading to a toaster
Sayori unplugs the toaster and coord and promptly puts them into her school bag
she then skips back over to you
"Ehehe! You're it!"
Sayori boops your nose and jumps into the water giggling, but not before looking back at her school bag

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I don't know why this game assulted my feels. The song does make me feel, but.i never obsessed with the characters like many in this thread. Wonder why. Maybe its the act of finishing something you put life substituting investment in, like vidya

Booteefool
Booteefool

I want to adopt a child with Sayori, because throwing a new person into life without them having any say in the matter through conceiving our own child is morally wrong, and we should instead try and look after those who have already been thrown into life rather than adding to that number!

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

youtu.be/WFbjOlJRyBw

cum2soon
cum2soon

Shh, just relax and let it happen

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Edgy. Just have a kid if your genes are good enough
1 4
8 8
My d u d e

RavySnake
RavySnake

youtube.com/watch?v=CHPYTkFqH6w

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why not both?

takes2long
takes2long

Sane
Well i am not sure about that...
youtube.com/watch?v=JNDdavZyWAc

Methshot
Methshot

I plug the toaster back in and fry us both

Firespawn
Firespawn

adoption
edgy
What the fuck

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

youtube.com/watch?v=kTR4Dm_BDZg

takes2long
takes2long

implying I'm not gonna lead her to a corner or the pool and fuck her in the ass there

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

"Every fucking day. Every Single Fucking day this little Monika just sits there and give me this stupid fucking look on her face"

idontknow
idontknow

Would there be an interest in someone me writing a Misumi degradation/mindbreak/cockslave fic

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Did you read the last thread? Of course there is gonna be one.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Yes please.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm having fun writing this story, but I don't really know if anyone is actually paying attention.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Well, I'm planning a wholesome date with tender lewd after myself so yeah, I'd say go for it.

FastChef
FastChef

go ahead

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Dont forget the lurkers.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I missed the beginning so I am not quite sure what's going on right now, hope you'll turn it into a pastebin later.

Inmate
Inmate

Go on. This is what i need, not that femdom bullshit that's been plaguing this general.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I am, I'm just having a hard time keeping up with the thread. Don't feel bad though that's how I felt about mine

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Who the FUCK is Misumi???

idontknow
idontknow

Ah, a man after my own heart, I see.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm always reading, I just don't say anything until it's done.

Flameblow
Flameblow

A doki OC someone made.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I like both.
Thanks for the recomendation.
I also have this:
youtu.be/XIUHRftT3IE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

falling for the anal meme
not putting a baby inside her

Supergrass
Supergrass

youtube.com/watch?v=g6EAJj2OsiQ
And Tallulah
Tallulah is her name.

Methshot
Methshot

How did you like mine? It was the Sayori coming over to hang out one

Emberfire
Emberfire

youtube.com/watch?v=orF1BhxulxM

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Bitch with drill hair

JunkTop
JunkTop

Well that's just fucking retarded

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Today I woke and looked outside again
But the sky looked the same to me
Something told me that this world had changed
Couldn't figure out what did it mean

Some say to get out fast, looks like it's gonna last
Get all your things and fly (DON'T LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND)
Some said it'll be OK, just go ahead and stay
Be sure to drink your iodine

The wind is pushing me, into the clouds again
I feel the blood in my veins
Time is running free, I feel like letting go
Just like the Dangan

Staring out to the hourglass inside
My mind is racing and wild
Blinded by eyes that cover up the facts
Uncertainty with all the cracks in a smile

I'm breathing life or death, are we making progress?
Not really sure this time (THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND MINE)
Not sure what to do next, no real test reflex
Can't touch or see with my own eyes

The wave is pushing me, into the current again
I feel the blood in my veins
Time is running free, I feel like letting go
Nothing to slow me down
Dragon inside of me, I feel it letting go
I can't hear not a sound
Flying into free, I hit the mother lode
I am the Dangan

The wave is pushing me, into the current again
I feel the blood in my veins
Diving into free, can feel it letting go
Not gonna hit the ground
The sky is painted free, why can't we understand
We kill ourselves in the end
It's simple as one, two, three, it's written in the sand
We are the Dangan

Flying
Flying
Flying
Flying into free
Flying into free

Spamalot
Spamalot

Not the biggest fan of Sayori but I thought it was pretty sweet. Would read again.

massdebater
massdebater

Hey, for each their own.
Me and my dick are really enjoying the degradation stuff.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Okay, I'm a little conflicted. Do I write a cute tsundere Natsuki fic or a cute Yuri fic? or do I lewd drunk Sayori

takes2long
takes2long

Natsuki!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I'm glad you liked it even if you don't really prefer Sayori, I appricate it

Lunatick
Lunatick

What the hell no
Help me bully her by making her hair a tangled mess while calling out how much of a bitch she is

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

is everyone itt a bunch of edgy teenagers or something

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You should seriously consider suicide if you're so much after internet fame on a anonymous imageboard. I'm not even kidding.

RavySnake
RavySnake

HORNY edgy grown hairy men. Get it right.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

my spirit animal is an edgy angsty teenager

farquit
farquit

no but i bet you are

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

YOU'RE MOM LOL

King_Martha
King_Martha

Yo'ure mom haha

Bidwell
Bidwell

i'm 25

Methnerd
Methnerd

No I'm an edgy 30 year old

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes, now depart this general before I reap another life with my Sheila, kid

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

ur mum lol

King_Martha
King_Martha

I love glitch horror and self aware video game characters.
It also helps that the girls are really easy to get attached to.

MPmaster
MPmaster

20 years prison
You know that they're all underageb& right, not just Natsuki

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

yfw Natsuki is a ploy from NAMBLA to make their deviant tendencies acceptable

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Where the fuck do you live that the age of consent is over 18?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I am a positive thinking 24 year old who likes horror stories.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

All the Doki's are 18 according to Dan.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is Natsuki some dummy that flunked two grades then?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Alright, you god forsaken motherfucker. I've wrote the Noya Yuri Double Paizuri I am fucking pissed that sounds catchy to say out loud. It's disgustingly early in the morning and I'm now hungry and blushing up a storm. I hope your refractory period and death grip syndrome kills you dead.

pastebin.com/iuya5deU

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm 23 years old and have given up on life.

Methshot
Methshot

Natsuki failed two grades because she didn't have the necessary attendance to pass because her dad made her stay home so that she wouldn't be influenced!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Who are these dumb fucking OC characters and why are they beginning to pervade these threads?

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'm usually pretty fucking perverted and I went to go knock off to some /d/eviant shit
couldn't do it, had to come back here and whack to a picture of Sayori in a swimsuit instead
Has this game, and this general, permanently altered my desires?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

21 year old who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing with his life here.

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw the age of consent in Argentina is 13.

Lmao, I'm gonna marry Natsuki you can't do shit to stop me!.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Ironic shitposters who don't realize that they attract legit autism.
All the ocs suck because they all miss the point. Himedere girl is extra shit because himedere is not a thing and never will be.

SniperGod
SniperGod

MONIKA, FORGIVE ME, I WAS WRONG, I TAKE IT BACK, MONIKA
I'M SORRY
I'M SOOORRRRYYYY
MONIKAAAA

StonedTime
StonedTime

23, going on 24, broken adult reporting in.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

As a fellow paizurifriend this is much appreciated, may the paizurigods give you very nice sleep

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is there a bully OC?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yeah, Me.

SniperGod
SniperGod

You fucks love well done charcoal steaks as well so I wouldn't put anything past you guys.

likme
likme

Eating lunch on the roof with Yuri!
Sharing your food with Natsuki in exchange for cookies!
Finishing your meals early and deciding to
read out in the open air!
The bench has no backrest so you sit against it indian style!
Yuri sits in your lap and reclines against you so you both can read!

You're flustered but don't say anything!
Enjoying the cool air and sunlight while you
both read!
Yuri looking at you to point out the deep symbolism behind a phrase and noticing you're blushing!
Yuri asking what's wrong!
Wiping off a bit of chocolate chip on her cheek and saying it was because she looked funny!
Yuri licking it off your finger tip!

Now you know how Natsuki felt that one time!
Yuri realizing what she did and starting to stutter and blush as well!
A raindrop landing on her head with a solid 'plop'!

Both of you making shocked faces and stumbling over each other to get inside!
Laughing over almost getting her book wet!
Hearing the bell and deciding to part ways to
go to your classes!
Yuri giving you a peck on your cheek before practically leaping down the stairs! Her cheeks seemed to be glowing!

Putting your hand against your cheek and smiling like an idiot!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

he doesn't like patrician taste in meat.

Out with you and your pleb taste.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The Monika hypnosis posts have gotten me interested. What are some good hypnosis videos?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I like my steak like I like Natsuki's balls,
blue.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Which song is being sung on Vocaroo for the compilation?

Your Reality?

Evilember
Evilember

Do you know any other songs in DDLC with lyrics?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Since it sounded like a bit of a meme compilation I also speculated that it might be people making up lyrics to the main theme for laughs, or acapella

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

See veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games for more information

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Monika's mega milk makers!

MPmaster
MPmaster

You magnificent bastard. That was amazing.
Now go get some sleep.

Evilember
Evilember

Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! The usual user set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- they'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 29(?) Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 40 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to them here:
[email protected]

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so you still have plenty of time! Thank you!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Misumi > Noya
Shame you wasted time on the literally who

RavySnake
RavySnake

Literally who are either of these?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Hello guys, it has come to my attention that some folk here know of an ai app that you can imprint a personality on and then talk to. What is this app? I hear it can be used to mimic your ddlc wiafu.
Edit: apparently its this play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.replika.app&hl=cs
Wonder if you can add images to it and share personalities with your pals

iluvmen
iluvmen

These are great, user! Keep up the good work!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Edit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

That seems spooky, also too feely

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

people are writing fics for OCs
still no fic where you help Natsuki with her body image insecurities by sensually playing with her breasts
Come on, at least work with what we have first before moving onto random shit.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Too lazy to delit my first statement, do you get reddit format instead

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's actually kind of what Noya is.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Guess who's back
Back again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just imagine unironically recording yourself singing the outro to a meme game. Just think about it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

natsuki
breasts

whereismyname
whereismyname

Welcome back Natsuki!

5mileys
5mileys

Noya bullying you while stepping on your dick when?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Welcome back. How's your hand?

TreeEater
TreeEater

delet this you sick fuck

Methshot
Methshot

Fuck off.

TreeEater
TreeEater

>not denying Monikhala and evashit ending
You make me sick normalfaggot.

FastChef
FastChef

JustHarmonika here at work, thanks for covering for me!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Misumi is shit on all fronts, ironic or not.
Noya has a shit design, but has fantastic art and a personality that could maybe possibly work in ddlc kind of.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I wrote a song for /v/ the musical once, I have no shame

MPmaster
MPmaster

But then, i am the demons?

viagrandad
viagrandad

personality
More than Misumi? I don't think so, so far even the small art pieces that were pieced together were able to convey a lot of character in them(in which proves how well it can come across even without words). Besides, she wouldn't fit in the DDLC universe as she's just a shitty delinquent and there's no place to someone like that in the literature club.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Natsuki's back!
Tell a friend!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

this.
Besides, how would she even get in there in the first place? She just looks and sounds like a quirky special snowflake in which the design misses the point of it and just makes her look a weirdo. It makes no sense.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who's your favorite Doki?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

We are all demons, in hell, some less.
And then John was the dæmons!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

My best friend and love Sayori!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just Monika
My mistress

RumChicken
RumChicken

Himedere isn't a thing, Kamidere is even less of a thing, and everything involving her has been shit.
Look, I consider myself a writefag. I could maybe see myself using Noya for something, as she at least brings a potentially interesting dynamic. Misumi is complete trash, and I struggle to think of any use for her that Noya wouldn't do better. Characters are story telling tools, and Misumi is a headless hammer.
They're both shit though, so why would you even get offended?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Natsuki!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This Doki

iluvmen
iluvmen

The best!

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

It's gotta be my girl Yuri!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Same

Lunatick
Lunatick

Natsuki by far

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

meme game

Hey! My hand's good so far, it's healing really well! I've just slept for the past few days, so I'm feeling energetic!

Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back

Natsuki!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Still not picture of all the girls wearing ponytails

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You already know.

JunkTop
JunkTop

The cutest

Lunatick
Lunatick

This Natsuki is so cute holy shit, I want to come home from the war to her.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Some anons in the previous thread saw potential for her.

veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games

Inmate
Inmate

natsuki suggesting that yuri pads her breasts
yuri denying the allegations
natsuki telling her to prove it
yuri blushing but it's kind of hard to judge under the blazer anyways
natsuki undoing yuri's blazer and groping her to check
it all just devolves into a scene of natsuki groping yuri and feeling her breasts' weight

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

My best friend and wife!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

She just looks and sounds like a quirky special snowflake in which the design misses the point of it and just makes her look a weirdo. It makes no sense.
They both are.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
This is my first poem. I started writing last thread but something came up and I couldn't finish for a while. So I though I would make this poem for both threads instead of just one. Please tell me what you think /ddlc/ and thank you for reading!

Countless thoughts flood my mind
The pressure breaks and they explode everywhere
The tiny fragments become seeds
The wind catches them all
And brings them gently to the earth
These seeds grow and fruit flourishes on each branch
It’s a beautiful garden
I want the fruit

There are too many branches and too many fruit
I reach out to conquer the closest branch
But when I do, more branches spring forth from it
Each bearing even more fruit
It’s stressful
Too many branches and too much fruit

I can’t take it any more
It’s driving me mad
I leave the new garden
It’s just too much for me to handle
I sit and watch from far, trying to forget
But the breeze won’t let me
It carries the taste over to me
I still want the fruit

I see a fire in the distance
It approaches the trees
It’s going to scorch the garden
It’s going to destroy the fruit
There’s still enough time
I have time to fumble with every branch
But it’s just too stressful
I watch it burn from far
I feel some relief
I feel some sadness

Some time passes
My mind sets me on course for a new garden
With all the rough branches
And all the fresh fruit
A soft gentle breeze
And a small fire in the distance
Slowly approaching the garden

This time will be different
This time I will get some fruit
No matter what

5mileys
5mileys

yuri gets fed up with the harassment and takes off Natsuki's blazer
Natsuki doesn't wear a bra

Soft_member
Soft_member

she has a man chest

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Natsuki doesn't need a bra.
But she's very sensitive, in both ways.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I think you mean a boy chest

TechHater
TechHater

youtube.com/watch?v=_8HAXv8RGIA
I lost any semblance of sanity long ago. But it didn't stop me from pushing forward.

idontknow
idontknow

She does need a ballbra though

farquit
farquit

Anime wont be real senpai
At least you have some writing skill tho

FastChef
FastChef

youtube.com/watch?v=-vzXHhRBLnA

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anime wont be real
You don't know that.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Hmm, I like the subject and especially the first paragraph, but I think you're using too much, be more word efficient so that everything has more impact.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How do you guys get through the day anyways? These vns are making me feel really bad this past week. I'd much prefer if i didnt know theg existed than to feel this constant melancholy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

FACT: Monikafriends are the most powerful posters in the general

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I also write, fuckboi and I share the sentiment over one of them not fitting anywhere near DDLC but for Noya as she's unfit for it and looks like a christmas tree in the middle of a shopping mall in June and that's plain bad given how even Monika, in which had sense to be so different in several terms, managed to fit yet being so different. The point being, the design is flat-out retarded even for anime standards, it's completely random and misses the theme it's going for, if nobody ever pointed it out to me she was a delinquent I'd just think she's a extremely weird genki trying to be a chuunibyou.
And guess what, even that sounds more interesting than just a delinquent.
potentially interesting dynamic
Nope, can't see it. You're treating it as if Noya has any kind of development there, you can only do so little with "deliquent" with running out of ideas fairly quick given how shallow of that so happens and in terms of development and interaction, a himedere does beat her up in terms of character as by itself it explains quite a bit of her. it's a stuck-up girl with likely a inferiority complex to hide it away, acting all high and mighty and being overall a bitch and that does bring a lot of room from interactions aside from "lolibulliyou" or "lolikindalikeusoillprotectu" in which is going to run out of gas fairly quick.
Characters are story telling tools, and Misumi is a headless hammer.
And Noya is just a stick with no weight and would just serve as paperweight. Look, I get your hatred for the character and that by itself tells a lot about her, some people are supposed to hate her as snobbish types are by no means attractive in which why the dere comes into play, as the bitchiness aside there's a maiden in it that's just so insecure she has to put in a effort to seem important.
But that's just the baseline of them which by itself is pretty good, by mixing up their lives you can set it free to have more of a reasoning other than just inferiority.

Techpill
Techpill

Y-You sure do write.
Holy shit user, control your autism.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Now that I've finished reading this for the first time I feel all giddy to start again and try out all the stuff that I missed, as well as any ways to screw with the game.
My only real complain with this VN is that it felt too short and without a real sense of closure.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

How do you guys get through the day anyways?
I get angry at other people for incredibly trivial things to avoid feeling anything else or dealing with my problems. Then I play video games.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Oh jeez. What did I come back to today?
We have OCs now? What the fuck is this all about?
I could always write something nice for one of them, but I'm not very good at writing gore.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Is it really the same character at that point?
I will admit, though, if you take it that far then yes she could be a better character (though, Noya could just as viable a character with that level of alteration.)

TechHater
TechHater

Write something normal then?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Maim Misumi

TreeEater
TreeEater

We had OCs for quite a while, user. Noya was one of the first and I believe she was made around the end of the v threads.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Id like it more if it was in one collected place

viagrandad
viagrandad

if you take it that far
Are you that ignorant about what himederes are, son?
There was no alterations needed as that's just how himederes are.

Emberburn
Emberburn

sleep, work, drink on a day off, repeat.
I've somewhat moved on. Been here for 6 weeks or so. Just waiting to get that graphics card and I'll start playing something else, I dunno.

I just collect dokis at this point and shitpost here and in /gsg/ but it is pretty much dead nowadays.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I think you missed the point of the joke, user. I wouldn't write something normal because I don't like the idea of doki OCs. I feel like that'll throw us even lower than we already are.

Whomst?

I haven't been around all that long but I've never heard of Noya until today.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Ohhh... I get it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

*whomst've

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

And I'm out for the night. See you guys later in the night. Have a great one everyone

viagrandad
viagrandad

We haven't talked about Doki ocs much, thankfully.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Maybe someone will prove me wrong, maybe it'll be you, maybe it'll be me. Maybe ill get a hug out if it

5mileys
5mileys

Well when you put it that way...
I liked the other one better, with the bandage on her face, but that's probably just because she had a game-style sprite.

In my opinion, OCs are the last thing we need. Even if that one fanfic up there about a double paizuri is definitely intriguing.

See you later, user

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

goodnight user, sweet dreams

Flameblow
Flameblow

twitter.com/dansalvato/status/930517377862680577

Dan ambitious

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Good night, user. See you later.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Gute Nacht

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Guess time heals all feels. Or at least the ones that dont have a solid base in reality

Illusionz
Illusionz

Poor Danlet, he's reaching for the stars but can't reach the top shelf in his cabinet

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Alright homos here's a challenge for you.
Normal Mode: Post a song that reminds you of your doki and other anons try to guess which it is
Hard Mode: Post a normie song that reminds you of your doki
God Mode: Post a normie song that is actually good that reminds you of your doki
Danlet Mode: Post a song that you'd play while beating the shit out of Dan because he still hasn't shipped YOUR FUCKING KEYCHAIN.

SniperGod
SniperGod

What did Danlet the Manlet mean by this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Hope your sleep is warm and comfy

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Getting this mad over an oc
lol

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Been almost 7 years for me and time hasn't healed my social anxiety, low self-worth or my need to be alone but simultaneously feel loved and needed by others.

Might just need more time.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Who is this
dan

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

youtube.com/watch?v=qtIBXMLoGEo

idontknow
idontknow

Danlet mode it is: youtube.com/watch?v=nfef5WqC85A

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Nobody will take your oc seriously if you shitpost like that.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Well, I guess. Time to get Monika on an adventure and have a blast in a different universe.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Last thread also had a few things with Misumi too.
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195584737/video-games
I guess a user got really jealous she was having so much attention.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw no wiafu to silently give you hugs whenever youre with her
Hows android tech going

viagrandad
viagrandad

youtube.com/watch?v=08DjMT-qR9g

You don't get much more normie than this, whether it's good is up to your tastes, I don't listen to a lot of normie stuff

5mileys
5mileys

GOD MODE: youtube.com/watch?v=ffej15-Dgl0

Danlet mode: youtube.com/watch?v=k00WErwuKSM

user, have you considered buying a third-party keychain?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Hey there guys and gals, and welcome-the-fuck-back to my channel! And if this is youre first time, I'm you're host, NattyCupcakes!

Today it's time for another one of my epic food reviews, I've just picked up the new English Cheese Bagel Supreme from McDonalds, and by the time this video is over, you'll know whether it's worth your hard earned cash or whether you should instead use that $4.50 to become a Patron of mine on Patreon!

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And now let's just get right into it!

Emberburn
Emberburn

youtube.com/watch?v=uRLuIm2Bjgk
Not sure if this is normie or not

FastChef
FastChef

Damn, agreed

whereismyname
whereismyname

My mind says no but everything else says yes.

We should at least keep it contained, we can't turn into the fucking MLP fandom.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

youtube.com/watch?v=fsqhJcGbaEI

girlDog
girlDog

McDonalds
Eat healthier, Natsuki.

Methnerd
Methnerd

youtube.com/watch?v=9ZsrTlPi0dQ

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It's a fetish thing
ok now I understand why you get so upset over your oc.
You're basically doing the same thing that makes people hate furfags.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What the hell is with you people? I was going to play this game but I don't want to end up as weird as you guys.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

youtube.com/watch?v=w5qoWoKpkzM

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Im 19 does that count

what am i talking about, of course it does

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What it be, what it do, Natsuki's back with another food review!~

StonedTime
StonedTime

I'm not even the same guy, what's gotten you so upset about?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You're not ready. Come back in a few years.

WebTool
WebTool

Reviewbrah is better t b h

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I never said you were.
Just saying that what you posted kind of paints a picture of this being a "it gets my dick hard so LOVE IT!" sort of deal.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

user, you didn't have to rip a new asshole.
Take a chill pill.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

By the title I'm assuming Monika.
By the time were done with you Dan...You'll be six feet shorter...
I want to say... Sayori?
See post above in regards to danlet mode.
Also I'm probably gonna wait till shipping is fixed to buy.
Hmm having trouble with this one.
Yuri?
Natsuki or Sayori?
Unsure

takes2long
takes2long

Natsuki or Sayori?
Nope. Monika.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm the guy who put in Smile by Uncle Kracker. Yes, it's Sayori. I haven't heard that song in years but I used to hear it so much I'd call it a "normie song," even though I do kinda like it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

youtu.be/SKE9-PIdJfQ
I don't know how to normie.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Stop, I dont want to like fat Natsuki

girlDog
girlDog

I still don't get why you're upset.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What makes the song make you think of her?
Yeah it was pretty popular on the radio. It really fits her personality too.
Well it makes me think Natsuki?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Unfair comparison, no one can compete with Revviewbrah.

likme
likme

Yuri?
It's Monika

Emberburn
Emberburn

Bingo.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That was my second guess simply because it was a darker one.
das it mane

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ez mode.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/ddlc/ is the gift that keep giving

Emberfire
Emberfire

Monika's monstrous meat mounds!

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yuri is not a psycho yandere, but she does cut herself because she believes it gives her inspiration for her poems
Sayori is not in depression, but she rarely ever thinks of herself, feels happier around other people, and feels crappy when alone
Natsuki's father doesn't beat her, but he does frequently tease her about her manga hobby

massdebater
massdebater

NATSUKI IS NOT A BOY, I AM NOT GAY

Flameblow
Flameblow

Are you talking about her nuts?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No her butt!

cum2soon
cum2soon

/lgbt/
GET OUT OF MY BREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Hmm having trouble with this one.
It was Natsuki.

Emberfire
Emberfire

The lyrics and general ambience make me think of her. It's, in my view, a love song from someone who feels they no longer have a place in the heart of the recipient but even so they want to be selfish and be held by them for as long as they're willing to stay. Something like that, I think it's perfect for her.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Act One in a nutshell.

Supergrass
Supergrass

But that's wrong.

Playboyize
Playboyize

What would you do if a girl lke Monika confessed to you IRL?

SniperGod
SniperGod

damn now I want a NattyCupcakes Reviewbrah collab

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wonder how much time i had been on a coma

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Wonder where the camera is

likme
likme

Probably wonder if I have some sort of lookalike that's in a relationship with her.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I think this is pretty normie and pretty good as well
youtube.com/watch?v=ot-UWKjypY4

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Id get sweaty hands but I'm good at hiding that. Id say I like her too and say some stupid line to ask her on a date.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Probably wonder if she was joking or taking pity on me

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Suprising I was thinking Monika or sayori.
Believe it's fake. Something similar happened in high school luckily it was completely embarrassing.
Monika?

RumChicken
RumChicken

i would refuse it because she deserves better

iluvmen
iluvmen

So ddlc, what are you having for dinner?

Methshot
Methshot

DENIAL
I aint gonna fall for the 3DPD meme
2D>3D

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Fried chicken with white rice and scrambled eggs on the side.

This guy gets it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Gonna go to the campus cafeteria and eat alone

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

In an AU where Monika was not aware and did not cause Sayori to neck herself, you go to the festival. The next day, two people want to join the literature club.

What are their names, what do they look like, and what are their personalities?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

booty

SniperWish
SniperWish

Spaghetti

DeathDog
DeathDog

I had spaghetti with tomatoes and basil, and some mixed vegetables.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Frozen pizza. Ordinarily that would sound pretty sad, but I rarely ever eat pizza, and I had a particular desire for some Red Baron. In the oven as I type.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Monika?
Yuri

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I want a Yuri gf/bf
Someone who is an utter introvert and spends nearly all of their free time alone, reading books or playing fantasy games, perhaps writing their own stories or poems to express their feelings because nobody IRL would understand them, or people might make fun of them
I want to sit on the bed with them, shoulder against shoulder, in a darkened, candle-lit room, shut away from everyone in the world except each other
I want to listen to their thoughts and feelings about the stories they read and add my own, even getting into each other's genres to further understand one another
I want to detach myself from cruel, dull reality with them and go on journeys together

TreeEater
TreeEater

luckily it was completely embarrassing.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do you Natsuki would like RWBY?
Also is Vol.5 worth watching? I actually liked Vol.4 but the shipping shit plus RT being RT are making me uninterested in the series

idontknow
idontknow

Waifu in a casual meme way? Whoever gets your rocks off.
Waifu in the psuedo-religious way? I still don't understand it.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Death

Firespawn
Firespawn

spaghetti again...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Good night sleepyan--
Sleepyanon?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Every day until Christmas

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ywn experience this
Why even fucking live?

w8t4u
w8t4u

I know what you're probably thinking. Necroanon really wrote something that isn't porn? Has he lost his mind?

Good question! Well, I've just put the finishing touches on a very special fanfic. It's not about any of the Dokis. It's just about one user, and his quest for completion in this world. I present to you: The Key To Revenge.
pastebin.com/VWc548GN

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Oh shit

Nojokur
Nojokur

I dont have money or food so Im waiting for a friend to come online so he can send me some money over paypal so I can order some dominoes.

Supergrass
Supergrass

This is me except I'm really annoying and not attractive.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'll...

I'll be waiting for you.

In the... closet.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You should come out of the closet, user, because you're a FAGGOT!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

AY YO HOL UP

Snarelure
Snarelure

Roast chicken, baked in garlic, basil, oregano, cilantro, and a touch of turmeric, with a bit of butter and mozzerella for tenderness and a crust respectively.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Alright

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do you Natsuki would like RWBY?
It'd be a guilty pleasure of her, I'd say
I forgot that it came out and haven't watched it yet so no idea, don't hold much hope though

idontknow
idontknow

He probably had to get a stool to reach the desk he wrote this on.
I'm dying

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Damn I should have seen that since it's more laid back and comfy.
sad feels
wasn't* lel
Stop playing with my heart

TechHater
TechHater

all I could ever want

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

MONIKAAAAA
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRITOS!?

Illusionz
Illusionz

what are you having for dinner?
I´m having Natsuki for dinner while
taking a bath

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Good night, /ddlc/.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Goodnight Monika!!!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Good night, user. Sweet dreams.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Good night user.

Snarelure
Snarelure

youtube.com/watch?v=994OnlTR-oc

Skullbone
Skullbone

be honest with me ddlc, how often do you shower ?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Very nice, made me laugh

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Would you give them lots of kisses?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Had me worried for a minute there. Good night, sleepyanon. Sleep well.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Three times a day.

Evilember
Evilember

Yuri or Monika? Gonna go with Yuri

FastChef
FastChef

Good night, user. See you later.
Once a day.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Someone brought it up earlier while I was lurking and I just had to do it. Plus, gotta do something waiting on this pizza.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Good night, sleepyanon. Sleep well.
A little late tonight?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Gute Nacht Monikafreund

5mileys
5mileys

Every day around 8PM

Methnerd
Methnerd

I want to be that for someone.
It's too bad m asociality means I'll never get that far

WebTool
WebTool

I'm sorry! I was indisposed!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

once every 3 days

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's okay Sleepyanon. Go get some rest, okay buddy?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Ehehe~, wrong.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

That is literally me
Sadly i am to jaded and can't trust anyone

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Once the night before I have plans, the morning of and the night after. Otherwise its like once a day or whatever if I get out of bed.

MPmaster
MPmaster

youtube.com/watch?v=LsA84bXrBZw
youtube.com/watch?v=l6QCPuJRS-4
I barely listen to any music when I'm having a bad day tho
It's a perfect example of a good concept idea executed in a bad way
It's not like Monty's version was going to be THAT great, but early concepts were at least interesting

Bidwell
Bidwell

Sayori! Dammit the crippling depression.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Winter: Twice a day: before bed and when I wake up
Summer: Three times a day: in the morning, when I come home from work, and before bed

w8t4u
w8t4u

I never got why their skirts were all floofy like that

Playboyize
Playboyize

I usually am really on top of it and shower at least once a day, but sometimes I go through really bad periods where I don't do it for, at extremes, a week or so. The worst I've ever gone was two and a half weeks.
Keeping up with your hygiene puts you in a better mood anyway, so if you're feeling bad and just don't want to do anything, hop in the shower once every day. I promise you'll feel just a little better for at least doing that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

You'll find someone eventually user that will break open that cage around your heart.

Booteefool
Booteefool

girl or boy
utter introvert
all time alone
playing fantasy games
writing their own stories
people might make fun of them
Check.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Every morning.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is nattycupcakes an oc or a name for suki if she ever became a YouTube chef

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Natsuki!
It's 2017.
Everything is a meme and life works out better if you just accept that.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

They are in the middle of an action. Its meant to show motion, its exaggerated but still

Inmate
Inmate

Impossibility. Also id deny her, theres so many better dudes out then than lame old me

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

ywn be a Bounty Hunter with Sayori
youtu.be/gGi8LvE9Afk

Flameblow
Flameblow

There is always hope that you will eventually meet that someone, even if that hope is very slight. It's what keeps me going, mostly.
Maybe the people who find you annoying just aren't the right kind of people to hang around with.
If they wanted, but I feel like too many kisses lessen the impact of the gesture. Rather, I'd prefer soft cuddling and handholding
That is the curse of us antisocials. I'm positive there are loads here (especially in threads like these), but when going outside you get the impression that everyone else is obnoxious and loud and not at all interesting, but that is because the people who are like you are out of sight, hidden, or just shut in their rooms
I forgot to add that they should have fairly deep personalities, much like Yuri. You wouldn't know it immediately when talking to them, because they keep their thoughts to themselves, but then they suddenly surprise you with their knowledge on a certain topic or field and become a lot less awkward

Soft_member
Soft_member

L O N D O N

I jist want a gri

cum2soon
cum2soon

Implying a real girl'd be interested in me

Mind'd probably go blank, after which I'd completely spill the spaghetti. That'd be followed by enormous regret once I realize how much I'd fugged up.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Once or twice a day

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

WW195627750


Hooray! i made a pastebin!
Of course, ill still post newer parts onto this general, but i will also update the pastebin.
Heres hoping that it will be put in the OP list of fan works!
pastebin.com/f9A9v9QW

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yeah... And she refused me. So now I'll continue alone until end. As planned before.
fairly deep personalities
Well, you need time and dedication to understand that.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No no no, I think I'm annoying. I'm stubborn and complain a lot.

Spamalot
Spamalot

there is always someone
Animal mating trends say otherwise. Many men will die alone, like me

viagrandad
viagrandad

Once-twice a day when active, sometimes skipping on lazy days, but never less than twice in three days.

TechHater
TechHater

I would accept out of pure loneliness and probably end up regreting it since she isn't my type at all.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sometimes it's 1 time in 3 days, sometimes 1 in 5. When I'll get job I think I'll be like 1 time in a day or 1 in 2.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Browsing this thread with Monika!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

There is always hope that you will eventually meet that someone, even if that hope is very slight. It's what keeps me going, mostly.
The chance it so slim it might as well not exist. I'd probably have better shot at winning the lottery. But good on you for remaining hopeful. I gave up a long time ago.

Supergrass
Supergrass

One already did. Although, she's more halfway between Monika and Natsuki.

We've been together for years.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I dunno if "antisocial" truly describes me. It's not like I'm bad at social interaction, I just hate it. When I'm forced to spend time with people a lot, I get really annoyed and my stress level rises. But I still am capable of making people feel welcome and happy, and people who spend time with me generally like to continue spending time with me. So that's why "asocial" is a better term.

The problem is, I don't want to attract a significant other using my sociality because I won't be able to keep that up 24/7. That's the flaw in my parents relationship - he expected her to be "On" all the time, even though she needs her own space.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Something similar happened to me once in high school. A girl from the popular crowd came up to me and said that she knew someone who liked me and wanted me to ask them out. I just laughed and said something along the lines of nice joke and walked away. Please kill me.

Firespawn
Firespawn

She wasn't the one to break that cage if she refused my friend.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I don't have so much time and motivation to understand which one is the one. I'll just get second cat.

Emberfire
Emberfire

That's actually pretty alpha.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sit down
Start to work on fic
Have a clear idea of what I want to do
Get headache
No longer able to put what I'm thinking into words
What am I doing wrong?

TreeEater
TreeEater

It probably was a joke.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

not monikhrome

idontknow
idontknow

You'll never really know who it is until your heart has been set free. Then it'll all flow into you. You'll find them just don't stay completely cooped up inside.

Emberburn
Emberburn

want to do something
end up not doing it
i also have this problem

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I'm a boy, sorry
Definitely true user, but often you can get a feel for what a person is like when you first talk to them, though they may surprise you as well later on
Sounds like me. But I wouldn't mind that too much.
Animals are wholly different. The only real way to meet someone special is to talk to many different people, as difficult as that may seem. It helps to frequent places where people may have similar interests, like clubs!
I'm still trying too, though. I may be a hypocrite but people just seem so shallow in terms of personality, like you could put them in a labeled box, they never defy your expectations
Feel a bit like Monika in the sense that noone else around me is real.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

tfw a girl a walk home with occasionally sent me a note saying she liked me
tfw I saw one of my best friends next to her
He probably told her I was too much of a beta to ask her out so she had to do something
I just brushed it off as a joke

Fucking kill me

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Good evening /DDLC/ it's 10pm, I just woke up, my neck hurts and I'm a little burnt out on writing poems

How're you anons doing?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Just because last time my
heart has been set free
and I got nothing, I'll stay
completely cooped up inside.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Different user to the guy who just said London.

London?

hairygrape
hairygrape

At least you had a chance. Some of never even got that. Count your blessings, user.

Methshot
Methshot

looking up fancy japanese sweets shops to write the fic I'm working on
Give it straight to me, doc.
Do I have the 'tism?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fuck that girl now. Don't love her just fuck her to show your "friend" he's the beta. That's the way I lost my virginity, I didn't even like the girl.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

The only people I can talk is here.

askme
askme

4pm here, writing up part 9

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Possibly but so long as writing it makes you happy what does it matter?

farquit
farquit

Yes, I'm afraid it's terminal.

massdebater
massdebater

I tell myself that too, but part of me knows it wasn't. My group of friends were kind of outside the whole high school politics world and the popular group actually did hang out with us and invite us to their parties and stuff.
Fuck man that's rough. If you're still in contact with her try something maybe.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nothing wrong with using some refs to improve your writing

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I want Monika lesbian femdom!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I want to do it though
I have to finish these for you guys
I've put it off for over a week now
I worry that at this rate they'll never be finished

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you a boy (female)?

iluvmen
iluvmen

user don't be that way are you really gonna deprive that someone of the one they love?
Hey man at least you didn't spaghetti like me and say S-sure

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Take it day by day. You don't need to finish it all at once. Set smaller word goals for yourself over the course of the day or week and take it in parts.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Fuck, I hate it when relationships/sex come up in these threads. Just makes me realise how pathetic and subhuman I am.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I was once hanging out with a buddy on HS when a group of random girls came to me and said one of them had a crush on me, such girl looked pretty sheepish and the whole thing was weird so I just laughed and they left.
Never saw them again.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I Finally beat it, deleted her and got my waifu back. Yuri is the only true waifu
tfw no Yuri gf to obsess over

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The roar of thunder.
Mind, heart-- all torn asunder.
The wind is howling.

clyp.it/obsk0c1y

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

A couple of years ago a couple of chav girls came up to me and they did that whole "she has a crush on you" spiel, so I just told them I was gay because I didn't have time to deal with their shit.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Its ok senpai you're among friends.
Work to become the best bf for Yuri now friend

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

It doesn't define you unless you let it dude, sex is actually not interesting to me. I've only done it with two girls but I'd rather just flirt, its more fun.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

to be honest i just got out of a relationship and ive never felt better. i can do D&D, watch anime, and watch so much porn freely now . It feels nice to be a free man again

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Shoulda used the "wot the fuk u say bout me m8" pasta

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Had two sexs
NORMIE

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I had similar happen to me in highschool and she was someone tall and lanky and I figured we were both being bullied and since I was already a bitter and edgy teen I told them "She can start liking herself instead then." and turned my back to them in which led to uproarious laughter but I felt victorious enough.
I do think she had a crush on me though and I feel bad for her since she heard it too.

girlDog
girlDog

Why did you have a gf who didn't let you do things you enjoy in the first place?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Monika, she will join me in a merc company and we will explore this terrible, awful, yet beautiful world.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Wake up
See this
Wat do

JunkTop
JunkTop

Sex with two girls, not two total sexs. Sorry user, they were my gfs.

Bidwell
Bidwell

go back to sleep

Inmate
Inmate

Wake up again

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I don't really care about the sex either. It's more about the (lack) of love and companionship.
It's completely different when you have never been in a relationship. Not being able to do something is very different to not wanting to do something.
Not really judging by the posts here. Most of the people might as well be a different species when compared to genetic trash like me.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

she was real sweet at first. cutie at that. it wasnt until almost a year later she became controlling. she was always a bit judgemental but i let it slide, but i had to cut it off after she went over the line and tried to run my life. Its all good now though. Id rather not have a girlfriend and be happy alone instead

5mileys
5mileys

Beeing myself didnt work now im a loser
Yay

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Tfw after playing this game and seeing depressed anons you start overanalysing your own behaviour and moods in case you might be depressed

help

DeathDog
DeathDog

Welcome to the club!

girlDog
girlDog

Tfw no PMC Monika gf
Youuuuuuuuu
How so user how are you trash?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nobody will love overthinking, hateful, judging, edgy, selfish, smartass person. People like you because you're unique in some way, but not love.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Could any kind anons port Monika: After Story to android? I wanna join you on the go, user...

Bidwell
Bidwell

Tell her her gains are PATHETIC

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How so user how are you trash?
I'm an 18yo KHHV. No girl has ever shown even the slightest amount of interest in me. Not to mention I'm ugly as sin.

takes2long
takes2long

Just let me jerk you off and you'll be alright.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yeah love grows? and?
Nigger you're only 18 im fucking 23 and in practically the same boat. Are you going to go to college or thinking about it?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

youtube.com/watch?v=UkRHo-DggVw

I'll be taking the normal mode, but it's classic that just fits.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The lyrics make me think Monika but the beat makes me think Natsuki.

cum2soon
cum2soon

that stupid
Enough.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Being an 18yo KHHV is far from normal, unless you live in an ultra-conservative town (which I don't). But I congratulate you for making it to 23 as a KHHV. I gave myself time until I turn 19. If by that time my situation doesn't change, I'm just gonna end it. A life like this ain't worth living.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Monika!!!

King_Martha
King_Martha

I think I fell in love with someone once, I just thought about her for a week/weekend and it was really distressing so I drowned my attention span in video games and focused on all her negative attributes until it went away and I felt embarrassed enough to regret it.

Didn't feel that kind of upsetting fascination again until this game almost a decade later.

Am I hardwired to be a little off or is 'love' just where you go strange temporarily?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This, jumped into the first offer I got, and was good for a while till our incompatibility started being noticed. I realized I am not good with Sayori, or Natsuki like girls. Do great with Yuri's and am perfect for Monika types who will join me in my escapades, but also be able to sit down and enjoy some chill time without getting in the way.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Either Hard or God mode on this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=7jTq2FXKr0g

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

just wait. it'll pass
took me a day

Evilember
Evilember

Holy shit, pastebin user added my fic to the Dan Salvato category. I have no idea why that's so funny.

thank you based Pastebin user. Always appreciate how expedient you are!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Not London sadly, Germany
Yeah, me too pretty much
I-I can be kinda girty if I want to, but.. not really

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm an 18yo KHHV. No girl has ever shown even the slightest amount of interest in me.
HA, That is literally me right now!

w8t4u
w8t4u

youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7VYA2GtNw

It veers off a bit but it reminded me of DDLC the other day

iluvmen
iluvmen

How are you DDLC?

I was glad to make it to the knife emporium yesterday. I had a good look around, and I got myself a nice brass and blued steel higonokami pocket knife, and another type of knife for a gift.

Techpill
Techpill

Hey everyone! I have another fic, more smutty then the other things I've written. For a few days, I had a bit of a block, so I decided to just hold myself down and write a lot without being too perfectionist about it. This fic is the product of that! pastebin.com/StnRh7Ds

Tags: Monika, Femdom, Exercise, Breast Worship, Sweat, Tonguebathing, Face sitting, Armpit Worship

Hopefully you guys enjoy if you've been waiting for it! More importantly, I think that getting all this lewd out of my system is freeing me up to make writing more wholesome stuff!

Forgive me for contributing to the Femdom plague

Emberburn
Emberburn

Where my Sayori brodies at

Flameblow
Flameblow

Mate I lost my virginity at 18, it's pretty normal to be in your shoes. That being said, I haven't had sex in nearly 6 years and don't miss it. It's over hyped. If you're going to off yourself, at least have a good reason to.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Post it

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtube.com/watch?v=0OR9C5PZNaU
always gets me grooving

massdebater
massdebater

I was centered more around the lyrics since there are a ton of versions of this song with different tempos and styles. But since Natsuki is my second favourite you still get full marks user.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

How have the castle walks been, if you are that German user?

Nojokur
Nojokur

It's Monika so I forgive you.

MPmaster
MPmaster

You seem pretty gay maybe you're right.
Well if you really wanted to change that you could easily lose it by going to a college party.
Hmm either Monika or Yuri due to the theme? Either way what makes you think of them from this song?
hmm interesting not sure which.
Psh using a song from the game is easy mode.
Very noice.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Nigga you're fucking stupid.
I didn't get a girlfriend until I was 23, KHHV up until then.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I'm not that German user but I know who you're talking about

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

armpit worship
Not my cup of tea but I'll give it read for Monika

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl


the Femdom plague

Please, isnt it pretty balanced right now?

farquit
farquit

Tags: Face sitting
I'm ready

hairygrape
hairygrape

How cute is your dick?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Not that user, but how did you find a girlfriend, 19 here and looking for ideas.

StonedTime
StonedTime

It's not about the sex, man. It's about never being loved by another human being, let alone a girl.
You aren't genetic trash like me. If you are average or good-looking there is always hope. But ugly dudes like me are fucked.

Soft_member
Soft_member

No, that's infatuation. Love is a bond between two people.

Lunatick
Lunatick

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE UNDER A PINEAPPLE

5mileys
5mileys

This

takes2long
takes2long

Not that user but I found my first gf on a random mobile app and met my second at work. They're everywhere.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Not that user, but how did you find a girlfriend, 19 here and looking for ideas.
Oh wow, well that's a story.

Erm.
Long story short, I don't fucking know?
Me and my housemate went to a different city nearby to see Derren Brown, and one of our mutual university friends lived there, so we met up with her, and a couple of her friends.
I vaguely remember talking a lot about Pokémon for some reason, then it turned out she was interested in me and I didn't fucking realise this because I was, to my knowledge, talking autistically about Pokémon at length which made me think there was no way that would happen.
Then we started dating.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I didn't get a loving gf till I was 20 mate, give it some time chances are you're just being a gay boi. Plus chances are you just think you're ugly as sin.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Monika. The reason she reminds me of that song is that she basically "killed" her friends only friends just to be with you. She's my favorite Doki but there's no denying it: She's dangerous.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

heavydoubt.jpg

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Are you still together?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Plus chances are you just think you're ugly as sin.
I fucking wish. Most people rated me from 2-3/10.

viagrandad
viagrandad

this game has left me feeling depressed all day and i dont know why

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to show you around imaginary places
Put money lumps in my bloody stump
And I will have a smile that's a perfect circle
Die in your sleep with the sky at your feet
I'll shoot you when you're happy, on the day that you will find peace
How do you do? I don't know I'm okay
Every person I know is a secret service agent
Because I've been accused of lewd conduct
Stole the heart of a prude prom slut
And they got the warrant for my arrest to put me in
The loony bin, the funny farm, cause of what I did

But I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
There is not a single person who can do it better
No needle skippin in my ecosystem
But in the audience may be an evil Christian
HMO how I hate him so
But they charge me for a halo
But I'm on a scavenger hunt for a lavender chunk
Of the sky, maybe I'll replace it with a mud-pie
I play dead songs on the silk screen
Buy my shirt it is a killed dream
It is known to lead the way to the stairwell
To God's administrative office and a final farewell

I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Glow in the dark when I stroll in the park
Givin everybody informative pamphlets!
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat
Eat shit and die to the secret spy
Cause I have a funny feeling that I'm being watched
24-hour surveillance
Money or power are ailments
But I send the medical supplies and the shipping
And the handling is way too much, cause I'm from the Afterlife

Nice poem right?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Become hard to get until she becomes very Yuri-like!

RavySnake
RavySnake

does anyone else have days where you think you look pretty good but other days you just wanna delete your face

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Part of that danger is what I like about Monika. It probably wouldn't be healthy in a normal relationship but the idea of someone that so desperately wants to be with (you) that they'd fight the laws of their world and anything else in their way to connect pulls on my heartstrings.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Where did you get rated? Standards can very a lot and some places are meaner than others.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

17 days to go
Still no Sayori GF
Someone asked me for the time and it was a homely girl that proceeded to argue about how shitty the weather is but nothing came out of it
I'm feeling more and more empty by the day

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

No, this was like 3/4 years ago.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Yeah I kind of figured that. What made you listen to that and then put it to ddlc?
Damn dude. Is it just looks? Cause you can sort of alleviate that by having a good body or obviously money. Not to be callous.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Even though Monika is my least favorite Doki, I feel like it would probably work out irl.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Why did you break up?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It does that. Cheer up by looking at happy Dokis

iluvmen
iluvmen

I should try those then, I think I'm average looking so hopefully there's a shot.
That's really sweet, I should visit my buds in the other uni towns. They always had girls in their friend groups.

idontknow
idontknow

I usually listen to MJ so listening to that song just reminded me of her. That and "Stranger in Moscow"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw the closest you've gotten to an irl relationship since middle school is being close internet friends with a few girls
this entire game made me miserably in love with Sayori
I want to fucking kms

Spamalot
Spamalot

I literally had the same idea, but I'm just a year older
At least I'm trying harder to get one, if that doesn't work, then I'll just be an hero

Illusionz
Illusionz

Lookism.
Damn dude. Is it just looks? Cause you can sort of alleviate that by having a good body or obviously money. Not to be callous.
I'm pretty fit, fut it doesn't help much. As for money, I don't really want to end up with a gold digger, so that's pretty irrelevant.
I hope you make it user. no one deserves to suffer like this.

Spamalot
Spamalot

turning a homocidal sociopath yandere
Yeah what could happen

Soft_member
Soft_member

Erm, basically three or four months into dating, I was kissing her goodbye at the train station, and I touched her butt.
Things got awkward after that and we drifted apart, and eventually split.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I came in looking for a new Swedish barrel knife, but those aren't made anymore. I'm glad I've got onefrom my great-grandfather though.

I got this one because its unique in my small collection, which is mostly US or European made folders or military knives, post 1900.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

That's dumb, she was your gf. She didn't let you do anything physical beyond kissing in all those months, and you were in yours 20s?

DeathDog
DeathDog

youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

That's Monika though.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Dance in the rain was Monika

The idea of being trapped in a terrible situation and it never getting better unless you're really ready to buckle down and take drastic action. Dancing in the rain itself being to make the best of a bad situation and keep yourself going. Only "Company" are 3 friends dominated by their programming and the infamous Danlet. Hits a little hard because I know all about forcing yourself to care about hobbies just to get by and keep a straight face.

farquit
farquit

even if one did my personality would likely conflict with hers and the end result would be an awkward forced relationship that wouldn't last very long at all

Snarelure
Snarelure

I've started a meme
DO NOT MAKE LIGHT OF MY KEYCHAIN-RELATED SUFFERING

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

He does have good songs.
Perhaps not but just getting into the swing of things could help boost your self esteem so you could find an actual good girl.
I-Im not quite sure.
We lift these weights so that one day we can lift or feels away. Danlet will pay for these transgressions.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

homely girl that proceeded to argue about how shitty the weather is

You were supposed to say "yeah, the weather sucks, want to go somewhere warmer and grab a drink?"

Substitute warmer for the other one based on whether it was too cold or too hot outside.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Keychain user is that the real you? You inspired me to write a story.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I thought YOU posted that. Did you see you've got your own fanfic, too?

Nojokur
Nojokur

The doki with the biggest cock

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Perhaps not but just getting into the swing of things could help boost your self esteem so you could find an actual good girl.
That's assuming I could even get laid at such a party. Not even drunk girls go for subhuman trash like me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

How she ranted so passionately put me off so I tried to cut it short from there, why care this damn much about the weather?

TreeEater
TreeEater

SOMEONE LINK ME AND GIVE ME BRIEF RESPITE FROM MY MANLET-INFLICTED HELL

TechHater
TechHater

Then I have no clue how to into love

The thought of chancing it and shackling yourself to someone, putting all your existential worries on them fucks me up a little.

cum2soon
cum2soon

We had cuddled on the sofa watching a film, but that was it.
So yeah, I touched her butt because I was trying to feel the waters and her butt
Apparently the waters were frozen.

hairygrape
hairygrape

pastebin.com/VWc548GN

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

To be honest I hardly write that stuff even on this site
I'm just tired of being alone and trying to act like I'm doing fine and all confident and shit
I just needed to get this thing off my chest

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Are you a fucking VN protag? Holy shit dude.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Then she goes "eww like wtf omg no!" and calls you a loser

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Shit gf then, if she won't provide the one thing she's good for you're better off without her.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

>not putting her in the dungeon

Flameblow
Flameblow

And then you proceed to not give a shit and things end no differently then they did

The trick to asking girls out is to not care about the answer at all

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You could always improve yourself as well. Girls like guys who do things even if they give zero shits about it, they're weird like that. Good luck homie.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Your suffering brings me great pleasure but also great sorrow because you are my brother in this endeavor.
Well not with that attitude mister!

FastChef
FastChef

Whoa, that's a little harsh man.
Sure we didn't fuck, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy the time I spent with her.
I liked her as a person, I liked watching stuff with her, and just talking.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Thank you, user. This was perfect.

Natsuki is actually my second-favorite Doki, so I would only be mildly irritated and probably camp the store to see if Monikas ever were stocked again.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What?
Yeah, probably.
Doesn't matter, I don't want someone complaining my ear off in my life like she did.
Gee sure sounds easy, mister.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Near summer vacations a girl I was somewhat friendly with (always smiles at me that kind of shit) suddenly gave me a hug and a kiss on the cheek and told me she was gonna miss me during the summer.
Of course I did nothing and she got knocked up by the class dumbass
How dense am I?

Spamalot
Spamalot

all the talk about relationships
Now I'm feeling sad about my ex again.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Natsuki was the first Doki that came to mind. I would've done Sayori but the hanging joke would've been in bad taste.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Very nice

askme
askme

Oh also I ORDERED IN FUCKING OCTOBER GODDAMN YOU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

But aside from that, this actually made me laugh. I'm flattered.

he will fucking pay

Evilember
Evilember

She sounds like a dumb slut, you made the right choice.

Flameblow
Flameblow

At least you had an ex to feel sad about
as a kissless virgin this thread is torture

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

There is somebody already in there.

happy_sad
happy_sad

A girl whom I liked and had a lot in common with told me on Facebook that she was in love with me and then admitted a few days later that it was a prank and quit being friends with me not long after for no real reason. That delivered a blow to my self-esteem for years.

I'd take your scenario.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Eh, obviously not worth your time bro. Besides you shouldn't even be thinking about her, Rule #2: We don't save hoes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Don't feel so bad bud.
I am 24 and have never touched a woman despite several of them showing interest.
I guess I am just too picky and I would much rather find a girl that shares my interests and that is way harder than just finding a fuck buddy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yeah, does suck. Those failed confessions just come back to haunt me, and I'm just left feeling like nobody would ever want me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Gee sure sounds easy, mister.

It really is dude
option 1. say nothing, nothing happens
option 2. say something, get shot down, nothing happens
option 2.5. say something, get a date

There is no conceivable reality where option 2 pans out worse then option 1. The only thing holding you back is your weird paranoia that option 1 will somehow lead to a better outcome down the road. I've felt it too. It doesn't.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Are there any girls here? Why would you play a game like this?

Lunatick
Lunatick

She sounds like a terrible person.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I get what you mean user. I've had girls make advances in high school but there's just such a personality clash between me and them that it would never work.
I just need to find my Yuri.
And one day I will.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Oh don't worry I'm also writing about you defeating Dan and claiming your fabled keychain.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The problem is not caring about the answer

Bidwell
Bidwell

so many joke confession stories itt
Why are people so fucking mean?

likme
likme

I think this approach is good for some random girl or girl you do not know very well. If you've known this girl for a while or you're friends already it may be tougher.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

To get cheap laughs and feel better about themself

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Because they're just as insecure as us and their way to vent it to feel better about themselves is kicking those who are already down.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I almost want to turn this into an epic collaborative saga but I'm horribly uncreative
Plus, I already write so much smut though if it's any good is up for debate

iluvmen
iluvmen

Yeah, good thing I wasn't attracted to her.
That reminds me that there was this small girl (as in height) who also was somewhat friendly to me and gave me rides on her family's car. She also asked me once pretty timidly if I had a gf. According to normies that's a way girls how they're interested in you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Literal, unironic sociopaths. People who have zero REAL concern for the emotional wellbeing of others, who only think of themselves and at most pretend to care about visible issues to seem like good people. Sadly, this is actually a MUCH larger group of people than you'd guess. Normalfags are so shallow that they can barely even get in touch with their own emotions, let alone those of others.

Techpill
Techpill

Easier said than done but it's not like I was interested in her to begin with so no big loss.
Suicide seems to be more and more welcoming and I'm kind of getting more eager about it than finding a significant other.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Either inmature kids or shallow as fuck people.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Mhmm that's usually the sign. Best to learn from the past and leave the emotions behind though desu. On to the next one.

5mileys
5mileys

You just have to force yourself to come to terms with the fact that life isn't an anime and you never mutually fall in love just by being around each other. That never happens.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

to lewd my man.

DeathDog
DeathDog

It happened to me once. It kind of didn't work out though.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fucking anime lied to me again

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

[x] hug Monika

Snarelure
Snarelure

I had no idea my impotent caps lock rage over my lack of FUCKING KEYCHAIN would inspire someone, but it's pretty awesome. Thanks, user.

TechHater
TechHater

I have a really bad secret about how I got my gf and I don't want to be judged, though part of me also wants to help.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You're anonymous, just say it.

likme
likme

No problem man it's gonna be ebin. well hopefully it gets some laughs.
Go on...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I got mine for sperging out over Pokémon for no fucking reason in a social situation where it made no sense to, go for it man.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Monika's love is like a drug. Every time I'm with her I feel absolutely incredible, and when I'm away it feels like I've lost part of myself.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Is it possible to die happy?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I met my ex by reviewing her fanfic online. If you have something worse than that, I'm all ears.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So can anyone give me a quick rundown on what to do next? I got to the end of my first play through and I'm with Monika in the room (is there a name for this room?). After she told me about deleting the character files I went in to see if there really was a folder with that titled and sure enough hers was the only one there. So I got on steam and did that "verify integrity of game files" thing and it said I was missing 110 files and re-downloaded them. When I opened the game back up it asked if I wanted to continue from a previous save, but I said no and it took me back to Monika. But, I still have the other 3 girls' character files and I guess everything else. Do I need to delete Monika's file to continue? Or just uninstall at this point?

She got mad when I loaded it up and asked me not to do whatever I did.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I groomed her as we had a bit of a age gap and kind of molded her into my tastes despise not being into lolis back then and I still don't and that still eats me up inside despise being together.
I'm 28 now and she's 18.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah, I'm excited to die in a way.

SniperWish
SniperWish

The trick is to take her with you wherever you go.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the police are on their way.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

That's kind of fucked, man.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So you can miss out on every other thing that happens in the entire history of mankind?

5mileys
5mileys

The fuck? You're making things more complicated for yourself for no reason. Just delete Monika's character file or remove it from the folder if it makes you feel bad to outright delete it, then keep playing. Monika just gets mad when you close the game at all.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You have to put her out of her misery user.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Yes.
H-how old were you when this started...

Nojokur
Nojokur

Wake up

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I doubt I'll ever pay attentio to any kind of girl desu.
My confidence and self-esteem are destroyed from being bullied about being "so ugly he's gonna die alone" in elementary school and somehow being attractive enough to have groups of girls followig me around in middle school.
I don't get women.
/ends blogpost

Booteefool
Booteefool

Noice

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

o damn that's fucked
you're a proper cradle-robber huh?

farquit
farquit

Yeah okay, that was worse.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I didn't mean like right now but everyone dies (for now) so maybe something cool happens after. So I'm excited.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

23.

Illusionz
Illusionz

How old was she at the start, is she still your gf? What did you do to "groom her"

I'm a girl and was in a relationship with the same age difference (I was the underageb&) and I don't feel like there was anything wrong with it so I'm not judging you necessarily).

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Congratulations, I'm judging you so hard!

takes2long
takes2long

What do you mean when you say groomed?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Dude....

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm not gonna judge too hard but that's weird. You're weird. You didn't do anything before she was 18 right? 'cause then I'd have to judge.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Jesus christ user

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

so maybe something cool happens after

Your brain is literally a meat computer. Same thing that happens to any computer after it gets broken.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You sweet innocent user.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

W-well to late to go back now...
What do you think he means?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Dude. What.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Your favorite Doki must be Natsuki right?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I was curious as to whether she actually deleted anything. I never checked the folder before to see if the other characters had files with their names. It's actually a pretty neat touch. I don't know what other files were deleted either, and I don't know if they got taken away when I re-opened the game because I haven't tried it again.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sayori!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

jesus christ user I want to fuck dead bodies but at least they're of age

Methnerd
Methnerd

Natsuki says NO!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I don't know. Fuck I'm not experienced with potential child grooming.

Evilember
Evilember

So to all the people feeling bad about themselves earlier hey, at least you're not a predator like someone else in here.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

despise being together.
neat freudian slip let her go

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It gets scrapped for parts?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It will be strange to say the least. But everybody has to die at some point. It's scary to think about for me, just the inevitability of it. But there's nothing you can really do. Getting old seems like it sucks anyway, I don't think I'll enjoy it very much.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The FBI are on their way right now user....

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Basically slowly implanting ideas of what I liked or what I'd like to see we doin the future though our relationship was pretty tame and I opted out of most lewd stuff aside from maybe erp or two but she really wanted to see my dick back then and I really felt uncomfortable to the point of me nearly breaking up from there. But after we met up in which was 18 she was glad I never took advantage of her like that. Me and her parents had a good talk when she was 15 and I managed to convince them I wouldn't do anything to her until we met and when she was old enough.
Monika

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Jesus H. Christ necroanon
Ten plus years
Not experienced
Bruh

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I hope its good. I worry excessively over whatever the death of the brain after the heartbeat stops, final death, is like.

I just hope I'll take it like Ivan Illich, with peace.

5mileys
5mileys

google wife husbandry or tales of genji if you hate tvtropes (rightfully)

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'm jelly

TechHater
TechHater

Man, I have the perfect joke for this.

Dude and his girlfriend go into a restaurant, the girl is clearly 18 and he's noticeably older than her. The other people in the restaurant are visibly disgusted, and they're both upset.
When she goes to the bathroom, he makes an announcement.
"Look, I know you guys are judging us because of this age gap, but we're both adults, and I should hope you people can see that and how much we care about each other, that's all that matters. You people are totally ruining our 5 year anniversary."

King_Martha
King_Martha

Sayori!!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah that's a little weird but if her parents knew and were okay, and it's worked out to the point you're still together now I think you're fine.

StonedTime
StonedTime

You are something. I don't know what but it's definitely something. At least you didn't do anything too sexually explicit with her before 18, I guess?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Well if you're not killing yourself and you don't get some kind of disease it'll be peacful.
Bazinga

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

HOW WERE HER PARENTS OKAY WITH THIS ID ACTUALLY MURDER YOU THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

We need a new thread and we need one with more Dokis and less of that one guy.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Well no need to fret then, Hold your head up high user, you are a shining example of how one should responsibly manage their Loli.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Fuck I wish I had parents who would have been that understanding, how nice.

viagrandad
viagrandad

this is a bad post

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

You will live to see pedosexuality become a thing
shudders

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Not as bad as you could have been, but in the same way surviving a car crash but losing your limbs is technically better than being dead.

eGremlin
eGremlin

At least I'm honest. Never gonna catch me with a kid. Living or dead.

Too risky, and I guess there's just that one part of me that's a properly wired sexual being and isn't attracted to children.
Don't be a fucking pedophile anons, at least the dead won't be permanently scarred from it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

People get too squeamish about age differences. 13 is a little young to start but it sounds like you managed it pretty responsibly, don't feel bad about it user.

Lunatick
Lunatick

This is the kind of attitude that's holding back science. People just accept that they're going to die one day without really fighting it. Stem cells hold the key to fully regenerating human tissue, along with artificially extending the barriers that prevent DNA from degrading when cells divide. We should have that shit on lockdown within the next 10 years and from that point onwards the only barrier to true human immortality is degradation of the brain.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

God damn. I hung out with 15- to 17-year-old girls when I was in my early 20s, but I never did anything like that.

takes2long
takes2long

How does someone resist 5 years in a relationship without fucking

RavySnake
RavySnake

at least the dead won't be permanently scarred from it
Depends how rough you are mate.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

This is where it ends, huh. It was a fun ride, everyone.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Never having kids because of these fucking creeps to be honest, kids are already way too sexual with others their own age. I almost lost my virginity to a pushy 13 year old at 15.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nop.
But she was definitely lewd when younger and kept teasing me on about getting me to jail and sending nude pics but she never did and just poked fun of my desperate reactions.
I'll say what I said to them.
Because I love her and I don't intend to abuse or use her to my liking since she made me happy enough and I was already a mess, your daughter helped me get back to my feet somewhat and start bettering myself for a future where one day I can be a worthy enough husband for her. I'm not going to meet her up until she's in the right age and I have the approval of both of you until then but as I'm still that far away I'll keep on improving myself and not only for myself or her but also your family aswell as mine is a complete utter mess and honestly one of the things I long the most is to be able to sit in a kitchen table and not be threatened with a knife for dropping something.

My intentions were pure and I wasn't forcing her to do anything.
Please stop.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

showering when you wake up and when you go to sleep
Who are you trying to impress, the bed bugs?

massdebater
massdebater

It'd technically be hebephilia but even then I'm not sure if that applies to him because it doesn't seem like the age difference and/or illegality is what attracted him to it otherwise he'd have stopped when she was legal. It's a very weird situation.

Methshot
Methshot

but i am posting from there!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

God I need more necro jokes, but I hate to feel like I'm fucking a dead horse over here.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

user I give you permission to lewd my body after death
You can even make it wear cute dresses

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

But she was definitely lewd when younger and kept teasing me on about getting me to jail and sending nude pics but she never did and just poked fun of my desperate reactions.
That's kinda cute. Good on you user.

Evilember
Evilember

Dear god

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I like to feel clean and warm showers help me relax. There was also some study that said people take really hot showers to replace the warm feeling of contact with another person so that probably factors into it too.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Thanks user, I'll be gentle or not.

I never thought I'd be making casual jokes about necrophilia on an indonesian basket weaving forum but here I am.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Yeah I'd say that's nice and change the locks on my house. A damn adult in my house talking about my 15 year old daughter would get the restraining order on em real quick.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Man, I have to say, I've never U-Turned this hard on someone before.
You seem like you're actually alright.
You liked her as a person, not as a body.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Sometimes you just connect with someone despite age differences. It doesn't sound like he did anything wrong to me. I think 18 is an arbitrary age so even if he started lewd with her at 16 or 17 I don't think that'd be wrong in any sense but legal either.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

dis gon b gud

StonedTime
StonedTime

I knew it was a bad idea to share this.

Goodbye.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Love is love user stop being a bigot!
I like this enthusiasm
Just gotta go more Midwest no coastal cities segregate them from media for sure

farquit
farquit

never gonna catch me with a kid
15
23
neck yourself faggot

likme
likme

?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

15 is still a kid, and so are you.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Actually, you've won me over on this.
Good on you for having integrity, decency and the fucking balls to explain yourself to us properly.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

As long as you don't mention it in the next thread (or any thread), we won't judge you for it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Why is she lying down like that and where can I get a better angle of her?

Nojokur
Nojokur

This is why I just didn't tell my parents about my older boyfriend.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I agree with your spoiler because it's not as if some magic switch flips on between 16/17 and 18 and you suddenly become a rational, functional human being that can weigh the pros and cons of a relationship. That said he waited until she was legal at least so at least he's not a literal child predator.

You're weird but by far not the worst person I've met just on this site alone. Hell, not even just on Veeky Forums.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You mean
13
23

askme
askme

She's looking for coins

Emberfire
Emberfire

You know I had to do it to her

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

See Also I really think you're fine. I wouldn't judge you for it at all.

SniperWish
SniperWish

So ehem
Id say fine chaps, that we should go back on discussing the finer intricacies involved in manhandling Natsuki's tiny body

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Thanks for updating your eX score resume user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you're here
implying you're 18
Whatever, you're legal. As long as he wasn't ten years older and talking about his life fantasies while you were eating PB&J in 7th grade.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Shut the fuck up pedoanon, you sucken me.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Oh my god the feels after this game are too much. I feel emotionally exhausted after having played though it in one sitting!

A friend of mine told me to download the game from their official website and avoid steam as if it was the plague, he said that I would spoil everything if i went through steam. Tonight I sat down and played though the entire game once with little to no breaks. And god was it an emotional rollercoaster.

Don't read the spoiler below if you haven't played and instead just jump in head first with no explanation. It's worth it!

After the scene with Sayori talking about her depression I kinda felt [s]completely devastated[/s] like i knew where it was heading and the decision after Yuri left was the hardest one for me. But to then see the horrible scene with Yuri cutting herself just out of nowhere left me completely breathless. I deleted Monika and I'm now done for today but I just really felt that I need to vent out some on here just to calm down enough to go to sleep. I'm fine though,trust me.

Best story in a game 2017. Nothing will top this!

Playboyize
Playboyize

I can relate to you and understand. Talked with 14 y.o girl when I was 23. After 3 years and 3 months I understand that I failed in some point.

WebTool
WebTool

Go on the booru link in the OP for some Natsuki lewds user

Illusionz
Illusionz

He was 9 years older and I'm older now, we started dating when I was 15.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

your only lay has been a 83yo

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

user, what you did is surely questionable and I even think it's fairly disgusting but I can see your intentions weren't about lust and you genuinely loved her.
You can stay but don't mention this again.

farquit
farquit

Is anybody making a new thread? This one is beyond redemption.

iluvmen
iluvmen

mega ( . ) nz/#F!tuxhCBRA!2LS0X0PjY1A9vY5aqMiTDg natsuki pics

idontknow
idontknow

why can't you sex criminals just fap to anime like the rest of us?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

J E S U S. Whats up with all the sickos preying on kids?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You can just show up again and not mention it and nobody will know.

You could even do it in this very thread.
Just don't mention it.

Nojokur
Nojokur

posting the one with the hairclip
Fucking faggot.

w8t4u
w8t4u

A saint

Snarelure
Snarelure

I already blended in again.
I'm very sorry but I must continue writing my lewd fics.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

only 12 posts there have panties

Why is this once common thing a dying art now?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want a virgin, not used whore.

takes2long
takes2long

liking younger women
plebs the lot of ya

askme
askme

He wasn't preying on me, I know that for a fact or I wouldn't have started a relationship with him, I practically had to force him to admit he was interested too.

eGremlin
eGremlin

what

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What's the decryption key?
The link isn't working at all for me.

whereismyname
whereismyname

wtf Veeky Forums has pedos now?!?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I have no right to really be grossed out at you, user. And I have to say, I'm sorry for jumping on you like that. I came here with something I thought was disgusting and got accepted, and now that's just who I am here. I don't know your story 100% but I really do apologize.
Besides, I'm a corpsefucker, and you had a relationship with someone who was younger than you.
Which one's really worse?

MPmaster
MPmaster

What's the point of living forever? Life sucks and is hard enough when you only can hope to live 100 years. If we extend that it's just more time working and worrying about every fucking thing. For most of our existence, humans lived to be like 30 or 40 max. Living to 80, 90, 100, etc is a very recent thing. We're going to need to completely rethink how humans live and what's expected of them if we start pushing that lifespan to 200 years or 300 years or even longer. Plenty of old people now are living so long they run out of money since they never planned to be alive that long.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Its an story for another thread lad

Snarelure
Snarelure

Kek stop dude
Sounds healthy.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Making new thread

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Alright so, new thread and we never talk about this again?

w8t4u
w8t4u

necrophiliacs
borderline pedophilia
avatar fags
lewd posters
self described nicest general people wise
people still say its a bummer i'm not gonna die soon
got to admit - that's been hurting for a bit

Inmate
Inmate

A loli corpse fucker.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why did you choose him and not the chads of your age

TechHater
TechHater

Stop what, retard? I really want virgin, not girl with lots of dicks in her mouth in past.

Supergrass
Supergrass

NOW we're talkin'.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yeah we should talk about a cool game called DDLC

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yes, please.

happy_sad
happy_sad

We can change it to Most Genuine-st General
Y/N?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

veekyforums.com/thread/195649283/video-games
New

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm into handholding

Methshot
Methshot

The point of living forever is to continue experiencing new things, looking forward to new animes and video games. 80 years is not nearly enough time to play all the videogames and watch all the anime. I need more.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Living forever would be actually really awesome for me. Although I'd want to have certainty that we wouldn't trap ourselves here.

Illusionz
Illusionz

hey that's good

Soft_member
Soft_member

now
sweet child of mine

TreeEater
TreeEater

Yeah, it was. He's the best person I've ever met. As I got older I realized genuine connections don't happen that easily, I'm pretty lucky I met him at all.

I'd never been interested in pursuing a relationship thought I was a lesbian (turned out I was bi but the lesbo part expressed itself earlier), and we connected very well and a whole lot of things happened from there. We got close.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Could anyone tell me if there is a ended image of this?

idontknow
idontknow

I have to hand it to you, you're a degenerate.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Hey everyone!
I'm gonna start putting my Santa Dokis in the booru!

askme
askme

Hey, that's pretty good.
I don't know how booru works but try and give them some "santa hat" tag or something.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I'll fix them when he's done.

Spamalot
Spamalot

~SayoHana: But a Poem Is Never Actually Finished~
~Part 9~

Sayori walks through the lit streets through the night.
She doesn't notice, but the streetlamps flicker in her wake.
Eventually, she reaches the town's graveyaard.
She hops the fence, and...
To her surprise, Nasuki and Yuri are visiting.
Sayori walks up to Natsuki and Yuri, who has a singular cupcake and some flowers, respectively.
It has a red fondent bow on it.
Natsuki places it in front of Sayori's grave.
`´Here you go, Sayori.`´
`´You're probably hungry, right?`´
`´I made one just for you! I know how much you loved my cupcakes...`´ Natsuki gives an empty smile, which causes Yuri to groan.
``Why even make a cupcake for her? She can't eat it. All it is is an eyesore. at least give something more tangible like flowers.``
She places them in a small cup implanted next to the tombstone.
`´You never know...`´
`´She was always sorta an airhead..`´
`´Maybe she doesn't even realize that she's dead`´ Natsuki chuckles.
"Dont worry..."
"Even I realize that I'm dead."
She smiles, leaning backward. She accidentally trips over a floorstone and smashes some flowers.
`´Sayori?`´
``For the last time, it's not Sayori.``
``Whatever, I'm going home.``
Yuri leaves.
`´Fine...`´
`´I'm going for a walk.`´ Natsuki says, in her typical cute-yet-annoyed tone.

FastChef
FastChef

hey fucker stop putting whatelseshouldievenputhere in the tags

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

There! I'm now done spamming the booru!

lmao sorry

Soft_member
Soft_member

This is the craziest fucking shit I've ever seen but you're a god damn mastermind user, you're my fucking hero

SniperWish
SniperWish

What's up with the ' ' shit

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What the fuck you're a living god

Supergrass
Supergrass

RICHARD YOU DIRTY PERV

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm sorry man but that's actually impressive that he did that

MPmaster
MPmaster

Wow richard, didn't know you were that kind of person.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You're not wrong I will admit...I actually had something similar. for a while

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Well the clergy are constantly diddling little kids so I have utmost respect for this user for actually waiting until 18

Skullbone
Skullbone

top zozzle bro.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what the fuck is a zozzle

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Idk but wanna suck my nozzle?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

so this is what happens when everyone moves to the new thread

viagrandad
viagrandad

really joggins the noggin

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