/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

Methshot
Methshot

Current Event
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/The_Maidens_Rhapsody/

Patch 4.15
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Patch 4.11 Notes & Logs
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Callback Campaign:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/callback/

Job Guide
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/battle/

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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massdebater
massdebater

So for farming command missions to 50/60 do you just spam engage 24/7 and let the npcs do the work?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

POST
CUTE
BOYS

askme
askme

Pretty much, I've heard it helps to have a bard in the party.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Leviathan is the one true god.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Govv a qt3.14

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Fat cat is the one true god.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm a newbie and just unlocked them, but I'm bringing an archer with me

askme
askme

What's a good glamour for my male xaela?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Stick em up user

Supergrass
Supergrass

veekyforums.com/thread/195590104/video-games
Responded seriously to a joke and is falling back on damage control
lol

happy_sad
happy_sad

taffeta shawl and dreadwyrm pants

DeathDog
DeathDog

Anyone else in germany unable to log in?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

ARISE CATS

JunkTop
JunkTop

Please, there's only going to be one person seizing any booty here.

(also i wish the trim on the hat matched the trim on the coat)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Germany banned it. There wasn't a strong enough pro-beastmen message being pushed.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

stick this up
*unzips dick*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

where do I transfer to

RavySnake
RavySnake

Gets completely and utterly dumpstered
xd it's a joke!
Damage control!!!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Hi /xivg/, I hope today goes well for you.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

That gun looks comically silly

Put that back where it came from or I'm shooting it off like Robocop

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

catch these hands

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

[13:51]“Quick Exploration” is now complete.
[13:51]The plague doctor's coat is added to your inventory.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

please i am a mere fisherman

DeathDog
DeathDog

Getting mad now
LOL

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Lucky bastard

TechHater
TechHater

my server

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

to a high pop server on Primal.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Odin

Bidwell
Bidwell

replying to a post last thread
i'm mad
You got me there xD LOL

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Mateus
Stay there and don't infect another server

likme
likme

replies cross thread
he's not the one thats mad
Hmmmm

Playboyize
Playboyize

he took the bait
lmao

Skullbone
Skullbone

Which
No
Pay for my vpn and stay up to play with me

Evilember
Evilember

I'm going to hold this boy down and bully him till he agrees to be my bf!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Give me a tasty fish and I'll let you go

King_Martha
King_Martha

Please give me a definitive malera/catboy ERP catalog...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Samefagging in an attempt to show how not mad you are
L O L

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I honestly don't know which one to use, they both look good.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

le one guy defense
bro...

TechHater
TechHater

This is kinda lewd user

farquit
farquit

damn right user.

Skullbone
Skullbone

defense
L O L
O
L

Booteefool
Booteefool

List of thots:
Mott

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I wouldn't mind letting you see my scales in private, but I need something more modest for every day wear

Inmate
Inmate

This is going nowhere you retards

RavySnake
RavySnake

owo be bold

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

There are 46 posts
4 of which are the same person trying to pretend like he wasn't acutally retarded while posting a single green text line and a "lol" right below it
damn it feels good to not be retarded

askme
askme

It's going in a mildly amusing direction and that's all I need.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Post a recent screenshot of you and your EB [/spoiler]kissing!! [/spoiler]

Nojokur
Nojokur

Which
mine

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

trying to pretend like he wasn't acutally retarded
acutally
L O L
O L O
L O L

Illusionz
Illusionz

This list looks fake to me, fellow anonymous poster

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

really big think my man

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

:(

Emberfire
Emberfire

Who's this moot fellow?

massdebater
massdebater

wtfs a stormb

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

some fag who got cucked lol

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

thanks my boy
lol look at this nerd he doesn't know who moot is

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

can this be a MCH thread?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

You got any evidence to back that up, fellow anonymous?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's Storm-blood you fucking dunce, as in blood of a storm or storm consisting of blood

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

want to RP with someone non-lewd
character likes making crude jokes
other character takes it as making a move
end up getting my potato mashed
why am I such a yes-man

Techpill
Techpill

he is steve jobs the creator of facebooksoft

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Then why didn't they put a space in lol

cum2soon
cum2soon

bad nyanners?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

those [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]
needmore

RumChicken
RumChicken

you guys need to stop i'm dying overe here

Methshot
Methshot

A storm of blood? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of Eorzea? Localized entirely within your homeland?

eGremlin
eGremlin

yee

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Is E.P. from Mateus here?

massdebater
massdebater

E.P.
So close.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Fuck off E.M.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Did we ever find the Heaven Sward?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Where all the maid cats at?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The fish was tasty

w8t4u
w8t4u

This is your typical adventurer, say something nice about him

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

at least he isn't pretendin to be a grill

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

E.M.
EVEN CLOSER...

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He's probably getting fucked in the ass

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I actually like this new hairstyle

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

found the sward, lads

Bidwell
Bidwell

will you take catboy initials?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You look like Rinoa if she grew horns

SniperWish
SniperWish

Should I make a new cute thirstlord male sexual preference list?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why can't this shit company put in any more revealing armor? We've had to use coliseum since fucking 1.0.

cum2soon
cum2soon

no males from here erp

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i like everything about it but the buns

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

That's a good thing, nobody wants to wear dumb battle bikinis

Firespawn
Firespawn

No. I have been told my cat looks very similar. But it was unintended. I am No Bulli, from mateus

FastChef
FastChef

No it's a bad thing. Fuck you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I'm glad they don't cater to your shitty grown man taste and I hope we never get anything else

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

No, it's a good thing. Fuck off.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

end up getting my potato mashed

I'm not sure if you're talking about sex with a Lalafell or that's a general euphemism for sex.

King_Martha
King_Martha

If that's all you got. Why not full names and EB status?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Faggot plebs who are literally STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE IF I DON'T LIKE IT NOBODY CAN HAVE IT.

iluvmen
iluvmen

No, it's a bad thing. Back the fuck off?!?!?

askme
askme

we just got that suishi garbage, how much more shit like that do you want

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

No fuck you, it's a very good thing.
FF style rarely has slut armors and having full armors is one of the game charm points. It's like dark souls, if females were running around in battle bikinis the game wouldn't look the same.

If you want battle bikinis go back to WoW.

farquit
farquit

fishing
trying to level up
EB comes out of no where and brings you food and sits down
Talks to you as you fish
Feels fucking good man.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No, it's a good thing! Nobody wants more slutglam then we already have.
Except grown men

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

go back to WoW
There it is again. Another insecure yoshidrone.

Flameblow
Flameblow

your eb looks like a thot

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

bring a gift for my EB cause it's their bday
catch them erping
Feels cuck man

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw no eb to do anything with

Emberburn
Emberburn

tanaka please

Also tank armor being (mostly) armor is good, though I do let my MCH glam show some skin.

FastChef
FastChef

if you want hyper slutty armor go play bns, bdo or tera

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

The armor in this game looks ridiculously impractical and retarded. Please don't compare it to Dark Souls, which at least sometimes tries.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Good, Then i can fuck people who fuck my thots.
Soon. Soon.
Fuck man, should've just fucked both of them
Unless you fapped to getting cucked, Then more power to you.

DeathDog
DeathDog

play the game regardless of stylistic choices for gear
suggest user to fuck off if he wants battle bikinis
insecure
Did you just decide to throw random words around and see if it worked as a sentence?

onion armor
thorn armor
practical
Each game has it's own retardeness.

TreeEater
TreeEater

What's everyone upto tonight?
weekly clears for me

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yeah but like i said it tries at least sometimes, i can't think of a single tank armor in Final Fantasy that would be practical irl.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

gay

whereismyname
whereismyname

go back to WoW.
I never went away. This """games""" combat is so shit, slow and boring. I can run dungeons while playing WoW, alt+tab and still be earlier than the GCD.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What does EB mean?

likme
likme

Same here.

Now we can finally practice O4S.

Methnerd
Methnerd

...

Techpill
Techpill

Was is someone from here?
If yes you deserved it lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

This "no salt" meme has gone too far and is an excuse for people to underperform and mess up mechanics/wipe the party without being reprimanded or given constructive criticism.

Saltgate now.
Weekly clears. BTN/MIN leveling. Streaming more Escape From Tarkov.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You can always stay there then if you want battle bikinis.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

that male au ra with no pants
more of him please

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw no eb to sit in the hot springs with me

JunkTop
JunkTop

erodic bartner :DDDD

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Why not go back to the WoW general then?

Inmate
Inmate

PotD and Khloe stuff.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Emotional Bond. The in game marriage thing.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

post vagina bones

askme
askme

post butt

hairygrape
hairygrape

reprimanding people
you're not their mother

Firespawn
Firespawn

Pour some salt on me

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I thought it was Eternal Bond. Which is pretty misleading since you can get divorced.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Just make your own pf and kick people if they don't meet the specified criteria, problem solved.
If you whine about people messing up in DF content tho, just exit existence please.

Emberburn
Emberburn

it's retarded because it's one sided. so you can divorce but the other person won't know

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

I may as well be. The amount of times I have to correct my group over comms for even minor things is starting to give me grey hairs.
No.
I join other PFs because I don't need the clears myself and it gives me something to do between raid days after I've capped for the week.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you.....like them?

other people made fun of them......

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Use your ring to teleport to your EB
They use their ring to teleport to their new EB

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I have a crush on Shirou

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I want to EB you.

Illusionz
Illusionz

ywn be able to daisy chain EBs and make your own personal teleportation network

Methshot
Methshot

more butt

Evilember
Evilember

why do I feel like Ive seen this bears dick before?

WebTool
WebTool

hurrurrdurrff why can't squeenix cater to ME, i NEED to masturbate to my male adult friend and me pretending to be girls REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Playboyize
Playboyize

post full

Emberfire
Emberfire

EB me please

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

album where

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yes... I love them.
and i need more

massdebater
massdebater

Where is the based furryporn spamposter when we need him?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

probably asleep since he's EU

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've seen you in the sands a few times. Do you do anything? Lewd?
Cuddles? Flirting? Just curious.

Techpill
Techpill

I'm EU and i'm awake.

Flameblow
Flameblow

prior.

happy_sad
happy_sad

that was quite entertaining

5mileys
5mileys

All the 1.0 armour is pretty realistic.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

FFXIV is a shit game and inferior to FFXI in every way. Yoshida is a hack and deserves to be fired.

I play FFXIV multiple hours daily despite XI having a return event right this moment.

Of course.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Do any other girls play on Balmung besides Red

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Thanks for sharing, liked and subscribed.

TechHater
TechHater

XD

girlDog
girlDog

tfw want to lewd rp
can’t find a futa to use my lala as a cocksleeve

farquit
farquit

I know a Mithra player who really fucking hates XIV.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I wanna be meowkage

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

fuck off already

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

post pumps you've recently pumped

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It watches you sleep.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Why tho...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yes.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Nothing

Nojokur
Nojokur

Visit her fc house on event night.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

2 months in now, I finished Heavensward. ;_;7

Oh, do not look at me so. A smile better suits a hero...

DeathDog
DeathDog

Post another album cute fox lizard

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Heavensward is the best part of FFXIV.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

waiting

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Don't think my alt can go there.

WebTool
WebTool

Because it can.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

That's creepy. Otters are supposed to be cute, not creepy.

I would but I only have the one.

askme
askme

Post that one

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's too bad.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Make another one then.

5mileys
5mileys

imgur.com/a/PkUDc

I haven't had time yet I might make another one at some point.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

what about a lala with a big french fry

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Invite your friends next time.

girlDog
girlDog

Is this Odin cat..

viagrandad
viagrandad

Show butt

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

surecast doesn't seem to work for the pull in on the first boss. I've gotten it to work for the push but not for pull. has anyone gotten it to work for the pull in?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Meow?

Nojokur
Nojokur

happily eb'd.....srry

theres honestly not enough interest.....

all i have for now :( ill take more

as the other user said, I dance and entertain guests at FC house on event nights, other than that I flirt a bit....maybe something more in the future but idk. you can always ask!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Why do you lewdpost and erp when you have an EB?

SniperWish
SniperWish

odin cat has a lewd imgur album

What timeline am I in?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Shame my character is only level 1 there.
My Balmung character can get to Shirogane with ease.

girlDog
girlDog

That's clearly a lizard and not a cat

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

el gatoboys

Flameblow
Flameblow

happily eb'd
I flirt a bit....maybe something more

I feel bad for your EB..

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

but it's the same as all the other ones

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Is literally everyone here a fucking bottom?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Cuck fetish.

massdebater
massdebater

Go to Limsa CUL guild and I'll give you a pet.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Does your dancing consist of just emotes or do you actually write well thought-out and articulated actions?

Can you share an example of what one would witness if they visited your performance.

askme
askme

I hope you make another one at some point then you are a pretty good fap

hairygrape
hairygrape

is literally everyone here a sissy beta?
yes

eGremlin
eGremlin

Fuck not again...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

not me (malera)

Evilember
Evilember

nothing wrong with slutting around while EB'd!

Tired...

I am at least

TechHater
TechHater

Have an actual airship that can apparently fly
Y-You still need to get the air currents even though you flew in that one cutscene
YOSHI

Illusionz
Illusionz

Nop.

girlDog
girlDog

You must not be happy if you flirt with other people.

JunkTop
JunkTop

But you don't understand the wind patterns, user. :^)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I'll probably make another one when I get the time and am bored enough

happy_sad
happy_sad

who is the cuck you eb'd?

TreeEater
TreeEater

swingers can be perfectly happy

Soft_member
Soft_member

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If you need someone else to pump you then your eb is not doing good enough.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Blue Cat

likme
likme

later areas have flying mounts for the porters
you still can't fly until you get the currents

Methshot
Methshot

just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not working for them

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this is what im trying to work towards. My first event was this week, and I realized that was the correct way to do it. Makes it more inviting and personal for guests. If you came to an event I promise you will find dancers who are really amazing and have been doing it a long time, and I'm hoping to learn something from them.

heh....

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

happily eb'd
flirts with others
openly makes fun of her eb by naming the cuck

likme
likme

It's a video game mate, why are you taking it so seriously?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I hope he's into cucking

massdebater
massdebater

it's just a game
OKAY MOM

Methshot
Methshot

why are u so weird...

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

what server?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Come down and get your dinner Mijo

RavySnake
RavySnake

ebs are the most purest thing in this game. They are only meant to be done when you love the other person.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Or when you want a cool mount

happy_sad
happy_sad

When did retards start assuming that liking revealing armor means you like to RP or are a neckbeard?

Also shisui is shit and isn't actually armor

King_Martha
King_Martha

You should immediately annull the ring afterwards if that is the case.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I guess so.

Booteefool
Booteefool

tfw eb'd irl bf
doesn't care if I erp because he knows that's only game shit/interactive text porn and at the end of the day I'm his and he's mine

w8t4u
w8t4u

love
You can't love someone you don't even know, you might be really close and somewhat obsessed with them but it's not really love.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Post butt

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Have you ever actually dated someone or been engaged/married outside of the game?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Isn't that a little malicious, to be posting about your ex-EB like that?

RavySnake
RavySnake

This user gets it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Can we turn this into a threeway cucking?

Playboyize
Playboyize

How gay is to fuck traps.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Isn't this the same cat that slept with Thottone Kaku the other night?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

that's disgusting
you're digusting

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I think you've mistaken me.

Spamalot
Spamalot

My irl ex-gf proposed doing this same shit so I did and when I did it she ended up getting pissed off and everything fell apart. Basically she just wanted to be a fucking slut and didn't think it'd end up going both ways lel

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

It's a really bad idea for multiple reasons. Firstly it's a waste of a pomainder since you're highlighting them just so you can activate them, and in general slows down the entire PotD run.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nigga no one cares about your boohoo i need attention because i'm sad shit. Go outside and take a walk. Open a fucking window. Make your bed and clean your room ffs. Hell, make yourself a salad or something healthy to eat, you'll feel a little bit better and hopefully stop being such a miserable piece of shit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

elk...

Emberfire
Emberfire

ERP.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's not gay Mott

Illusionz
Illusionz

please post feet

hairygrape
hairygrape

Yes, I too do not understand Erroneous Replica Perseverance

RavySnake
RavySnake

all these sluts cucking their EBs
instead of slutting around together with their EBs
Absolutely despicable.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Do you do "private performances"?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

make cute cat character 3 years ago
getting tired of her design
want to give her new appearance and make her cuter

Is this how it begins?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Updated

cum2soon
cum2soon

im not a cuck.

SniperWish
SniperWish

my eb likes to be the bull

Nojokur
Nojokur

Why does The Diap like scat?

Methshot
Methshot

no feet

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ilvls?

MPmaster
MPmaster

erps with anyone that visits her fc
not a cuck

WebTool
WebTool

you mean why do you like scat? I dunno, you're the one who saves those pics, you tell us

idontknow
idontknow

335

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

her cheating doesn't me I'm a cuck.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I kek'd.

Inmate
Inmate

yes it does

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

He's only a cuck if he enjoys her cheating.

StonedTime
StonedTime

he wouldn't be eb'd if he didn't enjoy it

askme
askme

i havent done that no

dancing is ERP?

Techpill
Techpill

If you do it behind their back how would they know until now.

Methshot
Methshot

It's straight as long as someone is wearing a skirt

Booteefool
Booteefool

No. I have my cat for 3 years too and never changed. A simple hair color change is enough to feel fresh.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Explain why a straight male would voluntarily play a catboy unironically please.

iluvmen
iluvmen

caught my fem tanned suncat eb erping with a male au ra in a mutually shared house
what the fuck am i supposed to do im so sad

Inmate
Inmate

I have this horrible urge to pet every cat I see, what's wrong with me?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

straight male
cat boy
they dont

massdebater
massdebater

Same except Au Ra.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Alright this is getting out of hand Mott.

massdebater
massdebater

Annull the ring or you are a cuck.

Spamalot
Spamalot

After much consideration, I have decided to give FFXIV a try. But before I do, I would like to hear from people that play the game; why do you play and what do you find fun?

Sure, playing it for myself will allow me to see what it has to offer as a MMORPG, but hearing from actual players that have invested time into game will give me a better understanding for the community, culture which seems to be infested with ERPers, raid "pros", and other lowborns, and the economy. So ffxivg, why do you play and have bee you experiences thus-far?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I don't know who this Mott is but I want to pet them too.

Flameblow
Flameblow

user, il give you a tip
dont take this garbage fire of a general as any sort of representation about how the game is

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Shame. I wouldn't mind one.

FastChef
FastChef

join in obviously

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

God dammit when can I just kill these warriors of darkness already, they're so fucking cringey

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

They're a lizard.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ehh, I don't like her haircut and eye color too.

SniperGod
SniperGod

There are some who post here and only like girls though?

WebTool
WebTool

charge my cringe meter

askme
askme

Damage Control.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I love that pale suncat with red eyes in the back.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

i like her btw i confirmed it to be a rl girl and i dont want to

she apologized to me and we had a long talk. said she wanted me to switch from catboy to au ra or else it may not have happened
no

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

if she is that concerned about your in game appearance then she's not worth it dude

askme
askme

c u c k

takes2long
takes2long

Literally do not listen to anything in this general as fact. Also here have a friend code so you get EXP boosts and I get free shit too.

NPZFTT6F

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Come to Limsa CUL guild and I'll give you a /pet.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

No.

340

Firespawn
Firespawn

Since you seem to have a sensible opinion, what do you like about FFXIV and what do you find fun about it?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Heh... Nothin' light or darkness, kid...

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Horns are just handlebars anyways, i'll still pet them.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

so much same face syndrome

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it's just a game though i feel like i have to change to an au ra so she doesn't do this again
how? i didn't know so how does that make me a cuck

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't blame you.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Wow, that was really nice of you, thank you. What do like about FFXIV and what do you find fun about it?

askme
askme

them and the poopnose on the right are my fav

iluvmen
iluvmen

They are boisterous and goofy.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Elk...

SniperGod
SniperGod

I hope I come across you sometime!

RumChicken
RumChicken

Fucking lol at this catfaggot being cucked by big lizard cock

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

oho? but why would i do that? I love it when people spread scandalous rumors about me ;)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Has anyone managed to get anywhere outside boundaries in the royal menagerie yet?
It looks like it could be done but..

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw no catposting to help me control my urges

King_Martha
King_Martha

spread your scandalous toes!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Stick to taking dicks in the ass, it's all cat men are good for

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Anyone wanna do normal Nael unsynced with some dumb scrub?

Soft_member
Soft_member

too bad

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

This is almost making me teary eyed

Booteefool
Booteefool

that user here, i play a catboy but im not a faggot. i dont know what compelled her to fucking erp with a fucking scaly lizard fuck, race mixing is degenerate
im not gay though

askme
askme

cringe

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

context?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That's BTN 50, I think.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

what server?

Evilember
Evilember

this is the master race

farquit
farquit

The level 50 class quest for botanist, Fufucha was about to quit being a botanist until she learned that wood from the forest she planted way back was being used to build shelter for the war in Coertas

happy_sad
happy_sad

M-Maybe we can be each others cats tonight user?
No homo

SniperGod
SniperGod

insecure pencildick catboy
she has a new bull now, take a hint fag

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw want to /pet this cat but never in the same zone as my low level alt

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can someone show me their hotbar for black mage on ps4? I need something as a reference

King_Martha
King_Martha

Who do you think they're ERPing?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

anyone on Mateus wanna talk and share jokes about noodles that are pasta their prime...

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

name?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

anyone on Mateus wanna talk
Sure
share jokes about noodles that are pasta their prime
FUCK

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

You do dances for people?
If I make an alt can I see?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Can I slut around with you too?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Kistol Kalpana
I'm grinding vilekin and am very bored.
Sorey...

Evilember
Evilember

eat skin scalefag
male au ras are the niggers of eorzea

RumChicken
RumChicken

Did Sarah and Eri really break up?

What happened

iluvmen
iluvmen

To be honest I don't find the game much fun by itself, but I enjoy the people and the atmosphere. It's the only MMO where i've been happy to just wander about and idle.

Also I like crafting, idk. Seriously though the combat is slow, you either hate it or you don't.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Oh, I already added you.
I'll send you a dad joke to make you regret that pun.

Emberburn
Emberburn

did 1.0 have highlanders...? I always see 1.0 images of middies, but I don't think i've ever seen a highlander

Booteefool
Booteefool

Is the far right one their mom

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I want to sit in a random persons home and sleep in their bed until they spot me! How should I choose my victim?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Pasta la vista, baby.

Soft_member
Soft_member

All I know is that they definitely didn't exist from the start, which is why NPCs who are ostensibly highlanders don't look like highlanders.

Evilember
Evilember

Find one with an open door.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw blackmailed a Soft catboy into sucking my dick daily

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Kistol Kalpana
I'll add you tomorrow, maybe I can tagliatelle with stuff.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Multitiered random number generator?
Alternately, go for the winning cactpot numbered one, and do it for the whole week.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Highlanders and catbois didn't exist on 1.0

girlDog
girlDog

being a subhuman male au ra

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

tag along with stuff*
I HAD ONE JOB

Inmate
Inmate

Thottone Kaku

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

See someone with multiple sets of shire gear with their name on it for multiple classes
DELET

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

plays a race that has cuckholdry in their lore
get mad when you get cucked
you deserve it lmao

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

damn.. I wish we could go back,

Booteefool
Booteefool

I personally don't mind if the combat is "slow". I feel that MMOs striving so much to be "fast" has really taken away from the wonder of exploration and taking things at your own pace.

Also, I find crafting fun. Any tips to get good at it?

JunkTop
JunkTop

any tips
look up leveling order, I don't know it off the top of my head but I think carpenter and culinarian to 50 first? or at very least get everything to 15~ (you can do that purely on vendor mats)

SniperWish
SniperWish

malera are sexy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

fierce battlecat crushing innocent meower

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Don't focus too hard in one craft, you WILL need to branch out into all the crafts to pick up vital cross-class skills. Leves are your best friend here, it will hurt your wallet at first but holy shit it pays off.

Oh yeah, housing stuff. If you like decorating, crafting your own things will save you immensely.

farquit
farquit

highland smock, hood, boots and mitts hinting at cold weather alamhigo
it's fucking not-middle east

We sure needs mitts on the fucking desert.

StonedTime
StonedTime

delete this race mixing propaganda

viagrandad
viagrandad

No mix it even further

Playboyize
Playboyize

deserts are cold at night desu

Flameblow
Flameblow

deserts get cold at night

MPmaster
MPmaster

nyo

Methshot
Methshot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desert_climate#Cold_desert_climates

Methnerd
Methnerd

No mix it even further

RumChicken
RumChicken

Not cold enough to wear mitts and fur hoods.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Thank you anons. I hope you both have a good day/evening

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sounds good!

hairygrape
hairygrape

me irl

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Don't speak out your ass if you don't know user, it makes you look silly!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

?

TechHater
TechHater

Look at middle east and india which is what alamhigo areas are based of.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Really wish they'd add more faces because that fucking hyur's face in the back looks exactly like mine.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I've fapped to this picture

Methshot
Methshot

GAY GAY GAY GAY

Evilember
Evilember

i am legitimately seething rn i always emote negatively at couples ingame thst are diff races

viagrandad
viagrandad

You've never been to either of those places before have you?

TreeEater
TreeEater

that fucking hyur's face in the back
thats me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Everything to 15, CRP and CUL to 50 and 37 respectively, afterwards do whatever. All of this is for cross class skills.
For general leveling, doing GC turn ins and Ixal dailies will help you move along quite, and for more focused leveling levequests are the best way to go, at least up to 50 as far as I'm aware.
For turn ins like the GC and leve stuff, you'll want to make sure the things you turn in are high quality as often as possible because increases the reward. You'll want to be making stuff high quality anyway since you get bonus experience for HQ crafts.
The strategy that's been working for me lately is to just use Hasty Touch and Manipulation to build up Inner Quiet stacks and then blow them on Byregot's Blessing.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

dois jaiba still post?

Evilember
Evilember

you need to go to a place to know how climate works
I'm sure you can pull better arguments user.

Firespawn
Firespawn

goodnight and remember manqo'te are 100% pure

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw waiting for the opportunity to post my character

w8t4u
w8t4u

Stop being me faggot.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Voluntarily EBing someone in a ERP based FC

How much of a cuck can you be

farquit
farquit

the cat has no tail

Methshot
Methshot

that isn't nice user, stop that

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Post your character.

TechHater
TechHater

night night user, sleep well!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Mott is mine to pet !

Inmate
Inmate

Deserts get cold as fuck at night even in the middle of summer. Literally any fucking nature documentary/text about deserts will tell you this.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Spic deleted his Mateus char and remade it

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Look at this guy not understanding how to make a giant combining robot

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hello everyone, I am in the market for cute cats.
Would you kindly post some?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

an ffxiv with no homosexual cats
sounds like bliss

MPmaster
MPmaster

you already posted a really good one...

Snarelure
Snarelure

u have the worst cat face

Firespawn
Firespawn

coeurl

Nojokur
Nojokur

You see this map? That's the map for the cold deserts in the world.

Other than those tiny 2 spots on middle east, there's barely any on what alamhigo is based on. So next time read your own wiki links.

viagrandad
viagrandad

If that one person from that one Discord log got banned for making posts such as "post cute cats" followed by "good morning ffxivg"

can we ban every single person making these posts?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Serrit sucked my dick!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

docked tail

idontknow
idontknow

Have EB
Want to still play flirt and maybe a little lewd
But never go to far
Why is this my fetish, I'm such a bad EB...

Skullbone
Skullbone

Slut around with your EB. Doubleteam your flirt targets.

DeathDog
DeathDog

How long until you're in the back alley of the Quicksand and slurping down fat cocks from random Roegadyn while lying to your EB in tells?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Good luck with your drops
If you're even still running savage

happy_sad
happy_sad

Finally completed gathering logs for both MIN and BTN
Prepare yourself FSH log, I'm coming for you.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I want your clothes to drop in my room

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Can you start making money as a level 50 botanist? Right now I've only been selling shards because that gets sold fast but it's not a lot of money for the time invested in farming it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Never paid attention to Shinryu EX song, just know I like the vocal portions of it.
Chorus kicks in right as eggs hatch to signify them becoming active.
Starts again right as meteor impacts happen for third set of adds.
The little bit after Protostar starts to fade.
Neat.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Farm clusters instead.

iluvmen
iluvmen

install nude mod
see naked lalas running around
fuck I forgot to make a backup

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw no sunni eb for my shiite-nose moonie
Life never gets any easier...

King_Martha
King_Martha

"I don't cuck my eb"

TreeEater
TreeEater

DELETE THIS

DeathDog
DeathDog

i want to make half-breed hyur/elezen kids with this bard!

DeathDog
DeathDog

"No".

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

delete me mommy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Nande?

massdebater
massdebater

Danm, never thought about that.
I'm the guy, Tbh, She caught me once and just told me that she has to deal with it since that's how I am. Flirty. It sort of hurt desu.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Isn't that slower since unspoiled locations only spawn at certain hours? Clusters barely gets sold for more than shards on my server.

Inmate
Inmate

erping alts

people actually fall for this? leak the logs.

SniperWish
SniperWish

ERPING WITH LILY
HAHAHA

eGremlin
eGremlin

Kura-zukuri walls

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

so stalkerkun is on mateus?
Beepy?

Emberfire
Emberfire

why are you looking at naked lalas user

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

please

likme
likme

sauce/full?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Being an ugly Elezen

eGremlin
eGremlin

that's a dude

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

stop this

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Introduce a friend to balmeme QS, show them the ropes. They end up super popular and Im still left alone most nights listening to their lewd stories.

Its an abstract kind of feel.

5mileys
5mileys

good

likme
likme

Nah, saw them when I went to get a mogstation item out of the mail.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

So what you're saying is, you're obsessed?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

No. I don't even know who you are.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Totally. Noticing shit in public places is being "obsessed".

WebTool
WebTool

nah
simg3.gelbooru.
com//images/04/69/0469810e7661e29a2a3a7c92f2ab1710.webm

idontknow
idontknow

Yeah, rushing to announce and slander them in thread is totally sane and healthy behavior

askme
askme

So, can I place a bath in a apartment? And if so, what's the second largest one I can purchase?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw ada will never do that to me

massdebater
massdebater

Yes, but they're all the same size so just pick which one you like the most.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I just happened to notice it after closing my 16 lodestone search result tabs 20 google tabs and closing my various folder catalogs of ebins

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Just bought one
Have to move around my dumb things in my apartment for the third time today to make it look nice
T-Thanks user

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

watch it be an elezen player too

Playboyize
Playboyize

nah
That's -8 mascot, it's a dude.

Bidwell
Bidwell

tfw user never psts

DeathDog
DeathDog

I love Tataru!

Methshot
Methshot

What server are you on anyway?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

you do

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Being cucked isn't so bad

cum2soon
cum2soon

Not ringing any bells, unless you're A.B.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Good day

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

hi!!

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw got the danger noodle

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yes Bulli

TechHater
TechHater

Eat a cloud banana
It's an apple
Fix your shit Yoshi, I want Knight of Spear, not Desire Forbidden Fruits.

MPmaster
MPmaster

constantly brag about having an eb
gets exposed for erping alts
pottery

DeathDog
DeathDog

I'm almost 100% sure you shouldn't drink and swim bathe at the same time.

FastChef
FastChef

Good evening

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

guys ;) i raid

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Do not make game-related posts.

Soft_member
Soft_member

NOT YOU

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ye tht makes me better than u ;)

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

DO YOU WANT TO GET EXPOSED? DO NOT CROSS ME EBIN

w8t4u
w8t4u

wheres your ultimate clear?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Who are you quoting? They're just trying to humble brag, you moron.

{/doubt}

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Done yet Kaori?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ehehehe, silly drk!

takes2long
takes2long

Just have to run A12S and then I can work on my O4S clear.

massdebater
massdebater

Kaori doesn't have an EB

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Where's Awena?

hairygrape
hairygrape

kaori
not even close

Methshot
Methshot

Don't have one! but that's fine because i'm not trying for ultimate
It's like week 18, can't really humble brag about that

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Leave him alone.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Getting fucked in a mansion.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

constantly brag about having a fujo gf
gets exposed for slamming grownman sluts every night
pottery

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

who

Techpill
Techpill

just 8 more levels to go until SMN and SCH are 70
Almost there.... guess i should try to get to 65 and stop for the night

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

me

iluvmen
iluvmen

who

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

balmung

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

*flails wildly*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Log in in my secluded spot
Someone was already there
They're on my lap

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Wheres sandcat?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Do you think midlander girls are played by girls..?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sounds gay.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i wanna pump a midlander

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

take more feet pics

Spamalot
Spamalot

balmeme
thats why i cant pst

Inmate
Inmate

You have to erp now it's the law.

Illusionz
Illusionz

wat a cute diap

Playboyize
Playboyize

i realize.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i wanna pump less water into this bath, i don't have enough money to afford a lifeguard.

farquit
farquit

Ippiki? proci?

hairygrape
hairygrape

D:<

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You realize you can pst across data centre, now? Just join a PF, friend request, and you're set.

Emberburn
Emberburn

no

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Do you guys know what diapers look like?

Soft_member
Soft_member

oh fuck i forgot about that

Methshot
Methshot

That's eppershit, not liora...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't have any

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Can Any nice anons give me a good recent DRK rotation? I've been learning tanks recently and there are so many different and old answers and I want to do my best.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

the ones here? only 2 are

Flameblow
Flameblow

wtf take some then!?!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

spam dark arts soul eater
spam dark arts bloodletter
spam blood weapon
spam delirium when blood weapon is up
spam dark arts cleave and spit on cooldown

spam

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How hard is this mount to get? I haven't touched the Diadem yet.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

but i dont want to just pst

whereismyname
whereismyname

Calm your tits user they're not unique!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

can anyone do a neoexdeath learning run? I want to try learning it without my static since we barely go in together anymore

TechHater
TechHater

hey listen buddy i tried being nice. now take the pics or you're gonna get it. the ol' knuckle sammich

Evilember
Evilember

Okay okay just don't hurt me

Illusionz
Illusionz

The spic is actually leveling up his mateus character.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

DRK rotation
What the fuck man are you dumb

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've never played tanks before its a legitimate question

iluvmen
iluvmen

chemo is actually stalking people he despises across servers

Methshot
Methshot

Just use your enmity combo to build enmity after unleash. Then switch to soul eater combo when you've got a firm grasp.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just open with a powerslash or two in grit and drop grit for the rest of the fight, good job you did it the drk rotation is literally 1-2-3 with a minor MP management minigame and occasional oGCDs and one different GCD

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

if no blood weapon only DA bloodletter, and cleave and spit. if you got blood weapon the fucking DA EVERYTHING. if you are good enough you can get enough black blood in your opener to use delirium on your starter blood weapon

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Still shitposting anonymously about Epperson.

viagrandad
viagrandad

nah they're in public bro that makes it normal

iluvmen
iluvmen

spicneet keeps petting blue cat.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

nvm don't come here

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I'm so glad Epp came and btfo all the oldfags.

Methnerd
Methnerd

chemo standing in qs on an erp alt

eGremlin
eGremlin

LOOK AT THAT ROE'S BOOBS

FastChef
FastChef

me too

happy_sad
happy_sad

which blue cat

hairygrape
hairygrape

but i'm standing next to blue cat

FastChef
FastChef

As a midlander, I want someone to pump me

TreeEater
TreeEater

*pumps u*

ahh~

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

scar on blind(?) eye

That's a neat detail.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Can you take your grown man drama and fuck off?

Supergrass
Supergrass

What bed is that anyway?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

As an elezen, I cant find anyone to pump me! Just people who want me to pump them. feelsbad

Flameblow
Flameblow

That was as pathetic and unsatisfying as your existence. Thanks user.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Stooop

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I don't get this pump meme at all.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

*blocks your path to steal your vase*

King_Martha
King_Martha

Glade Canopy Bed.

Degenerate virgins associating midlander character models with the pumping motions of sex. It makes it sound very mechanical and inhuman, like they want to fuck a robot.

whereismyname
whereismyname

same

viagrandad
viagrandad

Gross.

Methnerd
Methnerd

server?

Firespawn
Firespawn

thats not how the pump meme works at all

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

In bed now, but balmung

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Censor this filth.

TreeEater
TreeEater

tyvm

RavySnake
RavySnake

Yes it is, you degenerate faggot cum baby. Your memes are gross and weird.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Anyone else got a cool character

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

acting pious on Veeky Forums
i didnt know it was "post cringe" hour

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

My character is pretty warm i'm sorry.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

It's always post cringe hour.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm burnin' up.

Bidwell
Bidwell

luckily cringe hour never ends.
so neither does my entertainment.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

have another drink and drive yourself home
i hope theres ice on all the roads
and you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt
and again when your head goes through the windshield

Firespawn
Firespawn

How do you stop yourself from having a meltdown

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

GUYS
I DON'T KEK MY EB WHILE HE'S ONLINE

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

pst kiss dissem

Spamalot
Spamalot

is this game fun if I want to get into MMOs?

Inmate
Inmate

not calling a faggot a faggot when he's being a faggot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This is why I EB'ed my IRL bf.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

its bad manners aka balmung filth what did you expect

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nope. This is a 3D chatroom. Not a MMO.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

how can an alt get to shirogane?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

The same way my friend does, tenant to a private house

askme
askme

Join an FC with a house in Shirogane, teleport to the FC house, and you have access to that ward.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Have someone make you a tenant and then teleport to their house.

Firespawn
Firespawn

fc house teleport or if someone shares their shirogane house with you that lets you teleport to their ward only.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Femroes are gods gift.

Flameblow
Flameblow

That cat
That's a futa cat, they were part of the 3 cat 1 raen gangbang that was going on in the quicksand the other day.

The more you're no.

Booteefool
Booteefool

These ancient memes...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Have you seen the enemy crabs yet?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

go away beepy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Anyone want to post pictures of their characters and compliment each other? I promise I won't samefag my post later on with my own character and pretend someone else gave me the excuse.

Evilember
Evilember

ancient
XIV and skyrim came out relatively close to each other.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I think so. I remember that was a thing in Bravely Second.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

youtube.com/watch?v=aLK9i-KZRmQ

Methnerd
Methnerd

M'raider
Nice job grats

DeathDog
DeathDog

rate this goddess

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yeah unless you're a cat.

Bidwell
Bidwell

wtf

who goes into private chambers and stalks people like this lmao

Methnerd
Methnerd

is based on famous battles that actually took place in japan
here's this giant enemy crab
Everytime

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

brown raen in pain out of ten

cum2soon
cum2soon

Face one is the worst in my opinion. I wish her skin tone was either darker with Xaela scales, or something less human.
6/10

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

it's in an FC house designed as a strip club/brothel

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

FF14 1.0 released Sept 30 2010
Skyrim released Nov 11 2011
None of this makes sense unless if that quest was changed for 2.0

JunkTop
JunkTop

would butt touch

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Your game dies tomorrow.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Oh they weren't even in private chambers? wow

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

ywn marry christina broccolini

RavySnake
RavySnake

console game for normies
yeah, nope.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

This is seriously an 11/10 Au Ra. My favorite ever posted. I also happen to be an expert.

farquit
farquit

Location right now.

Methnerd
Methnerd

final fantasy XV
hehehe I'm not spending another cent on that trainwreck

Emberfire
Emberfire

People who like MMO's are different from the ones who will like XV

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

1.0 is not 1.2x when the job quests were originally added, which was after skyrim had been introduced.

farquit
farquit

Plot 7, 7th Ward Shirogane

viagrandad
viagrandad

cucking your eb with a level one alt

w8t4u
w8t4u

Fuck off Lenny and finish the podcast

cum2soon
cum2soon

i thought the pink one liked catboys

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

while he's online

w8t4u
w8t4u

It's totally fine because Blue Cat cucks him all the time.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I hadnt actually realized it was a job quest when I first glanced at it, granted I skipped that since leveling archer was actual suffering

Soft_member
Soft_member

want to look but it's embarrassing

Playboyize
Playboyize


with who?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

are there even any other tan femras here?

Flameblow
Flameblow

with who?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Go away flat

King_Martha
King_Martha

Never became my EB
Fugg

hairygrape
hairygrape

Mateus
I haven't played in a couple of months, bbbbut what's wrong with Mateus?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

i hate neko

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Haha yes Flat
That is who I am

DeathDog
DeathDog

Allagan Era meme. Maybe it just feels older to me because everyone I know ran that quote into the ground when it first came out.

FastChef
FastChef

Can someone post the latest nudemod with the optional old breasts?

iluvmen
iluvmen

*logs onto designated balmung stalking alt*
these people are such creeps

WebTool
WebTool

2+2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you men were ducking Hold tight Assney, he's got a pumpy Hold tight my man, he's got a frisbee I trap trap trap on the roadmovin', movin that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight my girl Whitney On the road doin' ten toes, 'llow my toes You man thought I froze I see a peng-girl then I pose

eGremlin
eGremlin

Mott is there and that lizard is a ravenous maneater

5mileys
5mileys

I was in the QS for about ten minutes waiting to meet one of my friends and someone hit me with a JO offer

w8t4u
w8t4u

with ME

*unzips*

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hecteyes are gross.

Y-you never came to hang out with me in-game! I never said no!

RumChicken
RumChicken

?

eGremlin
eGremlin

LEL
blue cat btfo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Err what. I've been offered ERP exactly once (thank God).

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

dont take screens if this is how shitty your pc is

Lunatick
Lunatick

Blue Cat is a catgirl?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Blue Cat is a male, that's Nia Cozy.

whereismyname
whereismyname

If you made a PF we wouldn't be having this problem!

girlDog
girlDog

i hate me too dw
they're a female rn

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Blue Cat is a girl

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Moonies... truly are sluts...

cum2soon
cum2soon

I made two PFs today! Granted, they were for Trials.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Nia
No weird white face paint
What the...

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want to get cozy with Nia Cozy!

TreeEater
TreeEater

This isn't true...

WebTool
WebTool

Best NPC quotes? Best NPC quotes. My favorite, anyway. There's a bunch that make me feel feels though.

w8t4u
w8t4u

That's clearly Mottone Kaku sitting on the chair there

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

How was it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

why are cats SO TALL

cum2soon
cum2soon

Does this mean that the mateus bad nyanners is on the market?

DeathDog
DeathDog

why are you so small?

whereismyname
whereismyname

The fuck is wrong with you? Why would I even accept
I didn't finish

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Post music that I can add to my PotD playlist.

Booteefool
Booteefool

bully..

farquit
farquit

"A smile better suits a hero..."

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

tfw no housing teleport
dang

Skullbone
Skullbone

Thancred threw a lot of shade in HW.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Then how about you make that THREE PFs today then we could talk?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Who the fuck is Blue Cat anyway, some Balmung refugee?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I will once I'm out of this PotD party. What's your in-game name?

Skullbone
Skullbone

on the market? no I wouldnt put it that way.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Probably because of the 4-inch "adventurer's" boots she's wearing.

these lines
Truth. Absolute, ugly truth.

He was the absolute best. Of all the people in the entire game, why wasn't he one of Hydaelyn's chosen? He was the epitome of goodness. And did you ever go re-visit his grave? An unnamed NPC spawns and asks you a rhetorical question. A very good one.

Headcanon response: "That's kind of our job, ya know?"

A serious version of KCCO.

whereismyname
whereismyname

bully
Prove it!

DeathDog
DeathDog

what's kcco?

WebTool
WebTool

Keep Calm and Carry On.

This one you have to experience to understand.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

The only good part of this shitty questchain.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You do. There's a quest in Ishgard where you unlock his exclusive "yes" emote after 3.3 ends.

TechHater
TechHater

does anyone in aether want to do potd

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I haven't got to that quest, but I went out there once, randomly, and that NPC I mentioned walked up to his grave, did the prayer animation, then stood, faced me, and said, "It never gets easier does it?" That hit me pretty good.

massdebater
massdebater

Lalasha Lasha
I feel like I've told you this before, probably didn't.

Emberfire
Emberfire

headpats smol pet

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Keep an eye out for it. It's a sidequest chain.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You did not.

girlDog
girlDog

/pet

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Isn't XV already out?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I wanna pet this Roegadyn

Illusionz
Illusionz

Its a multiplayer expansion thing, seemed pretty wonky from the beta but different strokes.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Thanks for the tip, man.

realize I have no screenshots on current HDD that show either of my characters' front side
Hm.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Easy

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I get the impression that I'm missing out by not having yet made it that far.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

this guy is creepy

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you havent made it to the 60-70 DRK story quests yet, you're in for a hell of a ride

iluvmen
iluvmen

L...lewd!

Inmate
Inmate

western guy with round glasses in Japanese garb being creepy/fucking scary
Yeah, that's kind of a thing.

I haven't even picked up DRK, mainly because trying to keep them alive as a WHM while leveling is awful. But I will keep that in mind as I learn (slowly) to tank properly on my alt.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I love Lazy Lamb!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don't, I only love Thottone Cucku!

Snarelure
Snarelure

I love ___ ____! AND _______ ______!

Firespawn
Firespawn

youtube.com/watch?v=S5S8kH5OxM4

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You too random linkshell person!

TreeEater
TreeEater

mainly because trying to keep them alive as a WHM while leveling is awful.

Holy shit, so it's not just me?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

What is this reference that keeps getting posted?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Nope. They're made of cardboard and hate. And often, grimdark kids being edgy. But if the story's good, man I kinda want to put in the time now.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Join my party for A8 pls no one wants to farm nerd-non-savage raids hlep Aether

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Definitely not you, as a healer I find DRKs just awful in any content.

Evilember
Evilember

My name is Joyous Blossom. I'm on the Mateus server looking for a hard thick dick - Needing hot erp w/ [email protected] plz send tell

Booteefool
Booteefool

DRK is indeed the hardest to keep alive, but if you're playing whm there shouldnt be any excuses.
It's easy as fuck, just cure 2/regen/benison and spend the rest of the clearing trash with aero 3 and holy spamming.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Everything that comes out of her mouth.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Well, DRKs were built around low blow off parry spam in mind in HW. Yoshi in his infinite wisdom took half of DRK's tools out and made some of them into shitty role skills.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Wtf, I'm actually scared, what Am I going to expect???

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Is veekyforums.com/thread/195590104/video-games around? I'd like to take up that offer.

Emberburn
Emberburn

This is fine.

Nojokur
Nojokur

holy spamming
That's when you don't get DRKs that bitch at you for holy spamming because of muh blood price.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Fucking nothing and boring shit. After 50 the DRK quest line is more boring than watching paint dry. Fuck Sid and his worthless loli whore.

Flameblow
Flameblow

got a medium shirougane house on patch day
nobody to hang out with in it
barely bothered to decorate it because of that
no christina broccolini wife to spend the rest of my life with in it

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

E-everything's gonna be okay.

King_Martha
King_Martha

shouldn't be any excuses
I'm undergeared and am kinda middling most of the time in terms of skill. :(

I had zero sympathy when she cried before she died. She had some good lines, but to Hell with her.

hairygrape
hairygrape

server? i'll come visit if you're on the same on as me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

people talking of 60-70
he brings up 50-60

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

What server? I don't mind dropping by and maybe getting some decoration ideas.

whereismyname
whereismyname

FUCK OFF LENNY AND FINISH MY PODCAST

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Sid and his cumrag also play a big part in the 60-70 quest line as well.

askme
askme

balmung

podcasts are for cookie cutters

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

didn't get a house because have less than 3mil
stalk all my fc members houses

SniperWish
SniperWish

do not bully the cute elezen girl she had a hard life

JunkTop
JunkTop

this bitch
not knowing a nation requires regular and irregular forces
not knowing that discretion and blunt force are complimentary when used properly
being an egotistical little twit
I wanted to punt her right into the damn bay.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

make house
looks good
don't even visit it
hate my server, thinking about swapping

is levi worth it, bros? goblin here

happy_sad
happy_sad

balmung
Location, ward and plot?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ward 4 plot 38

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wait, do people seriously think SCH is nerfed/bad ever since SB? They feel perfectly fine.

hairygrape
hairygrape

At that point just ignore them, Having both jobs capped I'd take losing blood price over a healer dpsing every time. Or just wait the buff out.
The first step to improving is acknowleding your faults!
Here's a simple tip for you, if the tank is topped off with the regen/shield, a quick swift -> holy -> aero 3 lets you keep the tank targeted while you mash holy. If they get low, you have tetra and benediction.
For dungeons you should be hovering 20% mana since you get so much time to regen, alternate using your mana/lucid/presence+thin air for each trash pull.

Snarelure
Snarelure

If it's any consolation, she gets shot.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Its a lalafel. Are you honestly surprised?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

elk

massdebater
massdebater

same situation
just gonna end up selling it and transferring

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Nevermind, my Balmung alts haven't even started the heavensward quest line.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

DRK is indeed the hardest to keep alive
no they are not, WAR are. nobody plays them right making me heal all of their shitty hp pool with no dmg reduc stance

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

GET OFF MATEUS YOU DEGENERATE CUMINFLATION FUCKTARD

Inmate
Inmate

That reminds me, does anything ever happen with that mad dog marauder lala in Upper La Noscea?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

CUMINFLATION
I'm suddenly interested in ERP.

Firespawn
Firespawn

bruh, join me in goblin. ward 8, house 28. we can do roulettes and shit

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

meme highlander
nty i did roulettes anyways

iluvmen
iluvmen

dont join a meme dc

takes2long
takes2long

its not a character i want to fuck so i wont play with them
good transfer to mateus faggot you belong there

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Wedge and Tataru are A-OK in my book.

Imma write that down for when I dust the game off again. Seriously, thanks.

I honestly don't remember.

Also...
when Eschiva completely loses her shit in your defense
wouldhavebeerswithandIdon'tevendrinkbeer/10
"It's hotter than Ifrit's arse after a peck of dragon peppers."
Lost my shit for five minutes. Of course I was on a hellish night shift and was loopy as fuck at that point.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Not liking the best /pose in the game
what are you? gay?

Bidwell
Bidwell

nice

likme
likme

not Nanamo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

political shit aside ratm is a pretty good band

WebTool
WebTool

No problem! Eventually, discovering simple stuff like this with each job just becomes second nature, assuming you waste as much time as I do on this game

w8t4u
w8t4u

RULES OF NATURE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I have a cute EB

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Have you thanked your friend for healing you today?

farquit
farquit

we know, bulli

cum2soon
cum2soon

I hope Exdeath sends you both to the Void.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wedge and Tataru are A-OK in my book.
Fair enough. They've proven they arent pieces of shit

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I haven't put in as much time as I should have, resulting in the aformentioned suckitude, which is a vicious cycle because I get to where I feel less-than-competent and, honestly, useless, etc etc.

She's not as awesome as I believe her character could've been written, unfortunately.

find old screenshot folder on old HDD
find screenshots I made of that certain part of the questline involving Haurchefant
apparently a bit damp in my office here

Alka Zolka's funny shit too.

happy_sad
happy_sad

i love you

hairygrape
hairygrape

got myself a large house
no one ever comes to visit my sex dungeon
I should just sell it all

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Are you still on? Party is taking a quick break.

Inmate
Inmate

war
4 self heals

drk
1 self heal that's not even that usable
has one magic only mitigation cd that's useless in dungeon pulls

If we don't consider total trash tanks, war and pld are easy as fuck to heal, meanwhile drk is a pain.

Techpill
Techpill

of course! without her I would actually have to do top up instead of just slapping on a barrier
Alka is alright tho he wants to fuck a tonberry so...

StonedTime
StonedTime

Guys I got a toy box from quick ventures.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

got a large house
auto demo still isn't unpaused so I can pick the proper choice this time

skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

farquit
farquit

Ye

Evilember
Evilember

can i get a gf from quick ventures

idontknow
idontknow

You don't need to send your retainer out for one, I'm right here love.

hairygrape
hairygrape

thanks x.l.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's up on Other.

Soft_member
Soft_member

pst

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I hope those aren't initials because they aren't mine friend

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Not him, but you are cute as fuck.

Methnerd
Methnerd

thank you x.l

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

But why..?

askme
askme

<3 x.l

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm the healer, where's my thanks?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I dunno. Just bullying.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*sniffs*

DeathDog
DeathDog

But what if I am my own healer?

TechHater
TechHater

They are mine!
/pet T.C.

Nojokur
Nojokur

x.l. you're the best healslut!!! please post potd pf with pass <3

Soft_member
Soft_member

you pat yourself on the back for a job well done!

w8t4u
w8t4u

youtube.com/watch?v=fUM3WbMV_xo

Methshot
Methshot

brapt

FastChef
FastChef

Stop running away X.L. you faggot I'm trying to Echo Drops you.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

you power on knowing that without you the others have no hope

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw AST starts off giving Balance to the much better geared DPS
but quickly switches to giving them to you and only you
Either I'm doing something right or they figure I need all the help I can get.

JunkTop
JunkTop

And I missed you two as well! /pet
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Never.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Challenge: Why do you think my character's kneeling there?

I have no hope. Only a sense of duty.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Then let that sense of duty take you to even further heights and accomplishments and know that if someone fucks up you got a rez ready

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

thanks ebin

viagrandad
viagrandad

NO. I refuse to be labeled as such. Take that back right now.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How do I update the new mod to fix the fact that feet disappear when wearing the emperors new shoes?

WebTool
WebTool

whatever you say

ebin

RumChicken
RumChicken

Post lewds

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I hope tension doesn't fuck up my sightseeing window.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

you got a rez ready
That's how I saved a MC raid on the Major Domo fight in WoW. They almost had MC on farm, so they figured what was the harm in bringing a mangy feral druid once? Well, when an OT drops, the add goes for their priest, you keep that priest alive, brez the OT, top him up, heal and innervate the priest, pop bear and enrage, charge and taunt, drag the add back to its place on the platform and wait for the OT to figure out that he's alive again and eventually pull aggro off you, then pop back to caster form (before treedroods were a thing) and carry on.

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw play AST without damage meters and just give balance to the biggest theoretical dick in the group

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

By getting the official version, not the hacked botnet version.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

just for you bae

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

veekyforums.com/thread/195670506/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195670506/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/195670506/video-games
move

likme
likme

ping me bb mega.nz/#!io0D3bhA!xXnnzX8h8HVVGfxpToJNCrTPyaW5EPqnCn-rtAxoYXM also includes nerfed titty option

yes i am definitely a botnet

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Your character is fucking fabulous and I am completely comfortable stating so.

Playboyize
Playboyize

that art

I am sad I know exactly the sauce

RavySnake
RavySnake

I KNEW IT

MPmaster
MPmaster

sauce me

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