/palg/ - Paladins General

Long time since I've done something for Paladins.
What do you think for a Maeve skin? She throws cutlery knives and such.

Vivian is FAT.
and she has a BIG FAT DONG

GEE I WONDER HOW THIS GAME IS GOING TO END

OH FUCK THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE FOLKS

MAN WE SURE HAD A CLOSE GAME

this doesn't sound too bad, I want delicious brown Lian as well

>those elos
>master
What
This now hirez but we also need a dark hair skin.

>Hi-Rez says they did shit all for balance because they don't want thing to be wacky for the LAN
>Bugzy says the LAN will be played on an old patch anyways
lol

Forever and ever, our love knows no end.
She is my precious princess, and I will make her feel special everyday as a pledge of my love.

Its elo specifically for onslaught. Their comp or casual siege elo are most likely higher

Do I just build shield barrick? Maybe I block a few damage ults. His turret lego is shit since you never hit shots anyway and his blunderbuss is completely shit now there no reason not to go just a normal gun. I think I just go cooldowns on turrets/barricade and health station

>one person left to draft on team
>no healer yet
>picks talus

What is this feeling?

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I still fuck people up with the slugs and repair turrets desu

Oh I didn't notice it was onslaught

>memestacks in onslaught
That's a new low, huh.

Might be cool.

Nice art user.

Tinkerin or bust.

user, If you could design any skin for Ying, what would it be Ying-poster?

Nude Ying

sweet summer child
>mfw witnessing a full masters memestack in payload while ranking and training unfamiliar champs

I hate Terminus so much man

>doesn't dash out

lmao

would use if it was an actual skin

>implying

Why does Smite have such an obnoxious queue dodge penalty?

It's really annoying to eat a 30 minute penalty because someone locked in Geb jungle. Why can't it be like 5 minutes on your first dodge?

The payload blocks it

geb jungle is legit wtf

>consoletard is too dumb to walk out of the ult's radius
Real surprise.

Elf Slave Ying

see

user the delay on damage shows that you're lagging
stop lagging

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gay pride skin for her

It's his ult that's bugged 100%

how come it works on my machine 100% of the time user?

maybe they fucked something up on console

Oh that's a difficult question. She would look so cute in so many outfits!
Well, I'm still waiting on a medical skin of sorts, and perhaps on a winter skin too. But they should be very cute and modest, just like she is!
It's probably too farfetched to think about it considering the overall setting of the game, but I would be overjoyed if I could see her in a wedding dress.

You're all terrible and need to cease these rude comments right now.

You could have hid to the side of those blocks to the left of you

God fucking dammit
dps are retardedly bad in gold, I have shit aim and I'm starting to think I'll need to go offense in future games.
Its not so much an aiming problem just a
>ME OOGA TEAM BOOGA
issue.

They don't seem to understand their role or placement
I just had a game where I would keep void gripping and our Makoa would keep landing the hooks but our viktor was off fucking about trying to rambo the other team then bitch
>Where is team?

His aiming wasn't dreadful he would just run all over the map with no real objective in mind.

>he doesn't want nude elf sex slave ying

You've lost your way.

Not barik but there's a kinessa mine bug on console. Basically the mine stays on forever and you're constantly slowed and losing health until you die. It goes away after you die and respawn.

I hate the idea of general celebs, Particularly since /ink/ almost had a civil war thanks to one, But I do wonder if Hi-Rez know of your "undying love"

the easiest way to fix console bugs is by not playing on console just saying

If I played on PC i'd need to sit up all the time

Do you push up while playing console or what?

user im playing on a shitty laptop in bed
you can make it to atleast 2.5k elo or someshit from lying down

Do you think his range is the purple area or something?

No of course not that would make sense

cute skins for maeve when?

paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/2/2e/Cassie_Night_Bane_VGS_Other_G_H.ogg

>be in match
>it freezes
>okay fuck it, lets go to task manager and shut it down and quickly relog
>whole pc fucking freezes and refuses to reboot quickly
>we were doing so well too I am afraid we fucking lost because of this shit
God fucking damnit hirez how can one game freeze entire fucking computer

catastrophic process cascade failure

source?

BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER
>Steam doesn't auto log and asks for steam guard
>get my fucking phone
>do this
>start palgay
>all settings reset, requires to accept EULA again
>OK, start client
>login error, reinsert your shit fucking end me
>game takes fucking minutes to start(??????)
>loading in
>its over, defeat, check stats, bot fucking died 10 times while I was gone.
>Steam suddenly spams screenshot button(????)
I am so sorry shalin, damba, bucc, and talus, we were winning and I fucking crashed. I hate this game. I wouldn't mind crashing if we were loosing, but winning fuck me.

Is that your art Ying-poster?

And just as I thought it was over. It did fuck ton of screenshots, they are all corrupted and steam freezes when I open it. Well shit time to clean it in the folder.
I love when shit like that happens

>go to get upskirt
>see this
Why is this allowed?

I wish.

It's the cheap knock-off of Jin's Lewd Elf/Normal Orc thing.
kissmanga.com/Manga/Hentai-Elf-to-Majime-Orc

>posting pony shit

are you lost, user?

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Aw, man. Patch comes out tomorrow and I gotta go on a 4-day business trip to that fucking dump called London of all places. Fuck.

Good luck user!

We will all be waiting here when you return.

Meant to reply to this user

We will inform you how many bugs we get so you won't miss a thing.

lol

Do...do you manually type the quotes?

Why is queue dodging a one hour penalty? I waste less of their time by dodging than they do of mine by picking 4 damage/flank.

It's 2 mins for me in causal and 30 mins in ranked. Do you dodge a lot?

It's like 5min the first time and escalates. Stop dodging that much or at least not on the same day.

This was the first time today, when does it reset? I've only done it like 4-5 times.

mistakes were made.

sorry

Newfag here. How do I play against this piece of shit?

Shoot him until he dies.

how 2 play as evie

But he 3 shots me and if I get him low he dashes away three times

Don't shoot when he use reversal

practice, use ice block to negate damage and not as a pray button when you get down to 50hp

dab on him

I want cute maeve skins

>whore
>cute skin
pick one

She has enough skins already. They're not even subtle about their favoritism for her at this point.

>Nando's liquid courage emote was the last thing in the flair chest
paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/7/79/Engineer_Skin04_SP_Death_2.ogg

Be Makoa and hook him through reversal.

Hey I don't keep up with the meta. Are they going to nerf buck? He's one of my favorite to play as now, but I feel that's only because he reminds me heavily of pre-nerf maeve.

HOW MUCH DOES THE FRONT LINE PACK COST

>Luminary
>The Power Cosmeum
DEE
LEET
THIS!!!!!!

Only 10 dollars, please get them as soon as you can:^)