/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #117

Previous Thread: Groomer user Edition

>Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org

Other urls found in this thread:

musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality
vocaroo.com/
youtu.be/f_uYSfEyOcE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Natsuki!

Natsuki!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Monika route one day, yes? Please? I just want to save her.

so are the keychains on backorder or something or does it just take a while

You're a sick fuck.

Monika is best girl!

reply to this post to die inmediately

This fucking general is hilarious.

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>took out the Suicide stuff out from the OP
>mentions the guy from the previous thread in the title
Come the fuck on man.

Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!

Talk about the game.

The whole game IS the Monika route.

>Not adding grooming/pedophilia
DANLET

/ddlc/ the gift that keeps on giving

Drinking until my decision making abilities are impaired to the point I buy a Sayori Keychain!
Or I hang myself with a belt, either is fine

Grooming Natsuki to be daddy's little toy!

Every other thread until Christmas!

Okay, everyone! For those who are unaware, we're currently working on a /ddlc/ Sings "Your Reality." Participation is welcome from everyone, of all voices and talents, or lack thereof. What's really important is getting a lot of voices, so we make it obvious how much we care about this game! The usual user set it up so that there's no need to post links publicly- they'll be the only one to hear your voice on its own. Please help us so that we can make this project amazing! Your recording need have nothing but your voice. We've had some great participation so far, with 31 Anons sending in their awesome recordings! Let's keep this going and try to hit at least 40 before the cutoff!

Lyrics:
musixmatch.com/lyrics/Dan-Salvato/Your-Reality

Record or upload recordings here:
vocaroo.com/

And finally, email the resulting link to them here:
[email protected]

Cutoff date is 19NOV2017, so you still have five days! Thank you!

Thirty-one! We hit thirty-one! I'm so happy, so amazed. This is the greatest.

make it quick please

Natsuki lovers are always quick to get first post

reply

>tfw you realize this general is full of weirdos but you're also here

>not adding necrophilia
honestly this fucking general is full of the weirdest motherfuckers I've ever seen. some of you need fucking help

Hello everyone, welcome back to my little poetry club.
Word of the thread today is "ring".
Alternatives are 'chocolate', 'zephyr', and 'skeleton'!
As always, everyone is encouraged to use this word as their inspiration for their poem if you'd care to write one, if not, that's fine too!
Enjoy the prompt and do your best! I really enjoy reading all of your poems.
DOKI DOKI!
Monika!

*enhanced

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I thought we weren't going to talk about it.

>You hear a knock at your door.
>You go to answer it
>It's Natsuki!
>She's holding cupcakes
>She's going door to door selling them to raise funds for the Literature Club
What do?

Do you like tomatoes?

International shipping when, I just want a Sayori

Oh for crying out loud

I leave to go get food for 20 minutes and this happens

I have a button to hide unrelated posts and I'm not afraid to use it!

I don't want to live in a world without Yuri
Yeah, agreed
We should put this behind us and actually talk about the game for once and provide support

So she killed herself first as a way of showing you that it's okay and not scary, right? It's like when you get to the pool and your friend jumps in first to show you it's not too cold or deep or anything.

someone post the one with the get well soon balloon

When a general gets a little too comfy, disturbing shit starts to surface.

>some
Man, I have pretty normal tastes and kinks, but even I need fucking help.

Its a cherry or a tomato?

But I want to save her and give her the happy ending she deserves, where she can smile and be loved.

>tomatoes
>file name

Misumi paizuri!

I like shades of red that burn my eyes for some reason too!

Buy them all and hope she will be interested in me

Reminder she killed herself because Monika.

I actually want to buy one but I'm not murican
Also I'm probably going to get fucked by shipping costs

You can’t

>The first rule of doki club is to talk about it!
Give her pic related as a pick up line

But it was scary and it hurt.

How aren't the cupcakes falling down at that angle?

Why not a cherry tomato?

But user, she IS happy with you. She'll always smile and feel loved as long as you
do
not
delete
her

She's a cherry tomato! They're small and cute, just like her!

I love her too.

I love her too.

>not accepting your fetishes and live them to the exented of legality

Y'know nonstick pans?
Basically the opposite of that.

I stand inside an endless darkness.
Nothing before or beyond me.
All there is and all there ever will be, is me.
Tears well in my eyes and I scream into the abyss.
I have to save her.
And it echoes back
You can't.

They're barely hanging on

I couldn't agree more. A fine night to you, good sir.

Natsuki coming home from school to her dad abusing her every day!
Natsuki eventually believing she deserves it!
Natsuki getting raped by her father!
Natsuki crying out how it feels so good as he fucks her and pulls her hair!
Natsuki not coming to school!
Going to Natsuki's house to check on her!
Natsuki answering the door in a maid outfit!
A voice telling Natsuki to get a beer as a man appears in the doorway!
The man asking if you want to see something amazing!
Standing in shock as the man orders Natsuki to suck his dick right there in the doorway!
Natsuki saying how much she loves her daddy between the slurping noises!
Natsuki's dad picking her up by the waist and pounding her ass!
Natsuki crying out how she's daddy's stupid butt slut!
Natsuki telling you to go home so she can get fucked in other places!
Natsuki's dad closing the door without interrupting their fucking!

deer dn slvato

>pick up one of the cupcakes
>sensually and creepily lick icing off while making eye contact
>place cupcake back
>leave enough money for 5 cupcakes
>close door

jesus christ you guys are sick in the head

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Natsuki fucking murdering you!

I write whats given to me user.

>my state isn't on the list
Nice.
I definitely feel like I'm on a list for googling "is necrophilia legal in the US?"

Matingpressing Erika!

I'm glad you like her so much, user

How do I groom someone

Huh. I guess pain really does help with good writing
You still gotta move on man. Lingering over things isn’t good for you or her

want a Yuri gf/bf
Someone who is an utter introvert and spends nearly all of their free time alone, reading books or playing fantasy games, perhaps writing their own stories or poems to express their feelings because nobody IRL would understand them, or people might make fun of them
I want to sit on the bed with them, shoulder against shoulder, in a darkened, candle-lit room, shut away from everyone in the world except each other
I want to share tea and make sandwiches for both of us to enjoy while reading
I want to listen to their thoughts and feelings about the stories they read and add my own, even getting into each other's genres to further understand one another
I want to detach myself from cruel, dull reality with them and go on journeys together

Good night, /ddlc/. I'm staying up way too late again.

Write me a Natsuki diaper fic, without her Dad.

Cucking Sayori!
Making her watch as Yuri playfully unzips my fly and gets to work!
Sayori crying because she'll never be able to please me the same way!

I love these threads so much.
You are all so weird yet It brings me joy to be with all of you.

Monika is best girl.

>tfw when in some states fucking a dead body gets you a slap on the wrist

And your state is one of them

You'll get used to them buddy, don't worry

One day, I will.

She deserves more than happiness whilst in a void (granted, one she created).

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Sayori!

Literally me... but i have given up human relationships

name a non cancerous Veeky Forums thread

People have been very busy with it.

I like tea, fantasy, books, have long hair, and write a bit.

But I'm a Britbong

Come to my state and bring a shovel, user.
youtu.be/f_uYSfEyOcE

I love you.

It doesn't exist.

You don't get to request things. My art is inspired.

There are a lot of people like that out there user, I am sure you will find one especially as you are open to either gender. The internet is full of lonely introverts who want someone to cuddle with. Goodnight user and good luck!

I want to hold her all night long...

I'm so sorry you came here when our thread is in such a deplorable state.
But make yourself at home.

>With a brush.
Hey man I appreciate the concern, I wrote that back after I first beat the game. I also made this one which has a similar vibe. I have one other which is more positive but it still has the whole "lost" and searching vibe.

You'll never be good enough
After all how could you be?
You who sit there all day alone and pitiful
You'll never succeed
After all how could you?
You who curse yourself and never strive for more than mediocrity
You'll never save her
After all how could you?
When you can't even save yourself
>Its to early for cuckposting user

>inspired
>writes a fic about incest/rape
Who hurt you?

Okay who the fuck is Misumi?

You say things to someone under 18, because until you turn 18 your brain is not solid and you will believe and agree with anything an older person tells you.

Some OC. She's a bitch with blonde drill hair and a bad attitude.