>History information: totalwar.com/blog/what-the-teams-are-working-on-07-06-17 Summary: Next big history game is a setting they've never done before. Will feature "important character relations that occur between the major personalities in the game."
history is fine as long its a proper game, not memesagas and assorted crap
Alexander Walker
The Day of the Harp is near
Brody Cox
NOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS OUR TURN
MOMMMMMYYYY MAKE THE HISTORY STOOOOOOOOOOP
Caleb Moore
It's finally awake. Guess what you're getting.
Christian Sanchez
For a second I though the viking guys meant Norsca Foundation update...
I am fucking destroyed. Haven't left the house all day, just sitting her drinking hot coco with my PJ's on
Dominic Ramirez
Its over fantasybros, we back to playing second fiddle
CA doesnt care about us
Jonathan Lewis
>Haven't left the house all day Same here... Turned the heater up as far as it goes, but I'm still shaking I feel cold and empty inside
We've been posting about Tomb Kings forever now, this was to be our moment, remember how excited we were? They took at all away
ME isn't even finished, they just put it out here to say they did and now they are doing history instead of giving us what is owed...
Evan Morris
>Currently 9:00 AM American time >Shitposting resumes Very fascinating.
Nolan Bennett
>All these greenskin unit compilation mods Noice! >tfw rabble hero team of skarsnik, orc boss, savage orc boss, goblin boss, orc shammy and night gob shammy.
Foightin n winnin!
Gavin Bennett
Albion confirmed
Robert Martinez
I've been waiting for Ogre Kingdoms and Daemons since WH1 was announced, I can feel your pain my calcium enriched brother. We must reclaim our content from the perfidy of the eternal histfag, starting from this thread
Leo Powell
1. Boot up Total War: Warhammer 2: Defend Your World, Destroy Theirs: Mortal Empires 2. New Campaign, Wood Elves 3. Press enter over and over and see how long you last doing absolutely nothing |:D
Luis Gomez
When the flying fuck is the foundations update! I cant stomach playing chaos without it.
Chase White
FUCKING CA RAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHHH
Justin Gomez
user, I... I'm sorry.
They canceled it. It's all history now.
I'm as mad as you are, trust me, I just don't have the strength for anger anymore I'm an empty husk, I long for death
Luke Brooks
BUT I BOUGHT ALL THE DLC I RETWEETED THEIR TWEETS I UPVOTED THEIR POSTS I LIKED THEIR FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM POSTS WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAYAAYAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Robert Green
STOP IT PLEASE. DONT SAY THOSE FUCKING WORDS
Andrew Smith
They cancelled it user. I literally can't stop crying.
I am going to go stare at my Bernie 2016 poster...
Blake Ross
Don't worry user, when history titles inevitably fails seeing as how everyone is now mocking it for being stupid as hell, they'll stop with them. Here have their plans for Warhammer 2.
Ethan Gomez
When /v/ will finally fuck off and this general will go back to being comfy
Tyler Hill
THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING
Jaxon Robinson
ALL OF THAT CONTENT HAS BEEN SCRAPPED IN FAVOR OF FUCKING SPEARMANII
ITS OVER JUST FUCKING OVER
Aiden Stewart
Thank god, back to normal.
No time for this fantasy shit.
Luis Ross
when they run out of shitposting material which is not until after the January release of Tomb Kings and that is assuming that they manage to fix mortal empires by that time
Jayden Walker
user...... the canceled Tomb Kings.
I know, I know. It makes me want to die too
Angel Martin
It's just going to worsen after history title updates just crashes and burns.
Evan Wright
SPEEAARRRMANNIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Matthew Evans
>when they run out of shitposting material
They keep spamming the same shit over and over, running out doesn't stop them. Just wait until they get bored.
Sebastian Wright
Exactly how many phones do you have?
William Jones
...
John Campbell
Only the one, I use it to monitor the Total War twitter account Or used to, rather... back in the good old days...
Why do you ask fantasy bro?
Tyler Garcia
>Pigskin >Phoneposter Of course it is.
Carter Gonzalez
>try to watch the new trailer to see what's up with that >can't see anything because I'm crying so hard and my vision goes blurry
It was supposed to be fucking Tomb Kings
Ian Garcia
Does CA realize how cruel they are?
Charles Long
I don't even think they FUCKING care...
Adam Evans
I woke up sick this morning. I lost a bet as to who I got it from. I need the... empire rollchart if it even exists.
Cooper Nelson
Shogun 2 question here, what is required to have a trade agreement with another clan? I'm trying to solve the problem of shimazu/chosokabe/otomo getting screwed by having no direct land routes to the main land.
If I'm correct you either need: 1) Direct land route from your capital to their capital via both your territories. 2) Direct land route from your capital to one of your ports which connect to one of their ports which then have a direct route to their capital.
So if I'm seeing this correctly the island clans get screwed over because they just run out of sea trade routes from their ports. So could a mode that increases the trade routes given by ports to something like +100 instead of +2 from trade ports solve this problem?
Nathaniel Scott
they have access to all the fucking trade nodes ya dip, they are making money like mad already
Jaxson Garcia
Slow down on that shitposting you fuckers.
Justin Diaz
WHERE TOMB KANGZ WHERE NORSCA GIVE ME STUFF, NOW CA
Logan Peterson
The Kanglovers can't, they're going through the 5 stages of grief now that CA is currently focusing on history, knowing full-well that they will never play as the Tomb Kangz.
Luis Jones
CA Grace here
Is history ok? We are all out of fantasy, sorry!
Aaron Thomas
FUCKING STOP ALREADY WHY ARE YOU KICKING US WHEN WE ARE DOWN?
Aaron King
god fuck this thread is complete shit. Fantasy faggots are not where near as bad as the historical shitposting as fantasy fags
Noah Walker
TODAY IS THE DAY
Hudson Campbell
I'm not kicking you, son. You need help. And I'm fucking sick right now and I'm saying you need help.
Camden Watson
based basedposter
Brandon Nelson
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Kevin Sanders
Why do I love Vashnaar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Vashnaar isn't just the best character in the Warhammer world, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the pinelands of Naggaroth, the wind of magic in his hair, his mighty steed beyond comprehension. As he rides through the Blackspine Mountains, the Beasts of Chaos swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Hag Graef under the the name of "Our new benevolent leader." The very nature of Vashnaar is mystery. Could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as Khaine and Chaos, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Vashnaar is filled with so many Chosen and Darkshards that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Vashnaar is not one that is easily penetrated. Vashnaar is such a force of nature in Naggaroth that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the map at all is his will to paint it. Vashnaar is not only beyond the mortal folly of us, he exists within a plane of cold-blooded killers. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Vashnaar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Vashnaar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the Warhammer world together. Without Vashnaar, the entire Warhammer world, the entire Games Workshop as we know it would not fall under the boot of a single Rogue Army. The Hung would start invading without Vashnaar, Quintex would become a desolate crater, and Naggaroth would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Vashnaar so much.
Ryan Campbell
Member when you guys all said that they'd announce Kangz for Halloween
I member.
Jeremiah Cruz
Tomn Kings already have entries in the data files. They're coming, and soon.
Tyler Perry
I really do feel bad for tomb kings fans. First they had to wait over a year for the sequel. Then it ends up having all of the Tomb Kings' land, but it's occupied by vampires instead. And now when it should be time for kangz, like beastmen before it, we're getting spammed with history crap.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Ooh, ooh, 'member the russky Warhammer mod for Medieval 2? I 'member!
Justin Gray
>Rome 2 DLC >FotS Vikings edition >major new history title
People need to understand that ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
Gavin Watson
We need to kill the wh*toids.
Elijah Martin
Might as well purge the general at this rate. Literally half the posts are just shitposting.
Juan Moore
>look at new historical trailer >game announced April 2018
what the fuck is this? who the fuck thought it was a good idea to release a viking expansion in springtime?
Wyatt Gray
This.
Adrian Taylor
The next major history title is coming within 12 months? Where did they say that? I thought saga was going to be the only history game to fill the dead air between fantasy releases.
You fucking falseflagging faggots are a disgrace to all us skeleton lovers. Let the historyfags have their fun. They have waited a long time for it. I have waited for years, I can wait a few more months.
Brayden Sanchez
I'm not surprised that this general turned to absolute shit when history did.
Hopefully CA will get the message when their simple saga shit bombs.
Elijah Mitchell
AAAAAAHHHHHH
Eli Hughes
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK >NOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS OUR TURN >MOMMMMMYYYY MAKE THE HISTORY STOOOOOOOOOOP >Its over fantasybros, we back to playing second fiddle >CA doesnt care about us >user, I... I'm sorry. >They canceled it. >It's all history now. >I'm as mad as you are, trust me, I just don't have the strength for anger anymore >I'm an empty husk, I long for death >BUT I BOUGHT ALL THE DLC >I RETWEETED THEIR TWEETS >I UPVOTED THEIR POSTS >I LIKED THEIR FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM POSTS >WHY >WHY >WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAYAAYAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII >STOP IT PLEASE. DONT SAY THOSE FUCKING WORDS >They cancelled it user. I literally can't stop crying. >I am going to go stare at my Bernie 2016 poster... >THIS CAN'T BE FUCKING HAPPENING >ALL OF THAT CONTENT HAS BEEN SCRAPPED IN FAVOR OF FUCKING SPEARMANII >ITS OVER JUST FUCKING OVER >user...... the canceled Tomb Kings. >I know, I know. It makes me want to die too >SPEEAARRRMANNIIIIIIIII!!!!! >>try to watch the new trailer to see what's up with that >>can't see anything because I'm crying so hard and my vision goes blurry >It was supposed to be fucking Tomb Kings >Does CA realize how cruel they are? >WHERE TOMB KANGZ >WHERE NORSCA >GIVE ME STUFF, NOW CA >FUCKING STOP ALREADY >WHY ARE YOU KICKING US WHEN WE ARE DOWN? >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING >Member when you guys all said that they'd announce Kangz for Halloween >I member. >>Rome 2 DLC >>FotS Vikings edition >>major new history title >>all in the span of 12 fucking months >NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING TOMB KINGS
where the goddamn fuck are the moderators
Jace Nelson
Dumb anime quote poster.
Robert Watson
All me.
Easton Thompson
>81 total posts >18 shitposts from the same faggot >All of them just Wojak memes Mods probably can't do much about it. It already said that it was a phoneposter.
Jonathan Walker
I am genuinely upset they canceled Tomb Kings is favor of history, I really really am.
Don't lump me in with the falseflaggers
Sebastian Diaz
"Oh, fug" - Shade, after uncloaking.
Camden Wilson
You know, it's kind of funny how units barely react when everyone else in their squad gets massacred.
Jacob Cox
>tfw still no best clan with best tank.
Hellpits pretty though!
Isaiah Green
;)
Juan Jones
THE GENERAL IS TROUBLED CA MUST RESTORE ORDER
Jose Richardson
they're too busy showing off british fashion on their stream
Josiah Martinez
>the risk I took was calculated, but man ...
Grayson Lopez
>Maybe I got too kinky this time
Nathan Gray
umm it's called discipline sweetie, look it up
Ethan Moore
CA had an art image of a dude in renaissance dress during their history update blog, since its not the history DLC or saga the next main historical title is CONFIRMED PIKE AND SHOT
Matthew Scott
Tyrion decapitates Death Hag and White Lions achieve Chad status, all in all, it was a very productive day.
Julian Watson
Very good.
Gabriel Lewis
>Empire Divided WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT What were CA thinking?
