Ok faggots listen up

I need some serious advice to have to make money from home.

How to*

Do you have any special skills that allow or facilitate work from home?

Programming, writing, etc?

no

Buy knee pads.
Sell blow jobs from home.

this. post ads on craigslist and sell your boipussy. you won't have difficult getting customers evenmoreso if you are willing to host.

Do you have any reason to work at home, other than the fact that you want to?

just give me some methods faggot

Rude.

I for one plan to draw a manga that's actually good and rake in Patreon donations :^)
Then I'll be able to quit my job and focus solely on drawing from home

>rake in patreon donations
You mean sell your soul and draw furry porn?

In other words, no. You just want to stay at home because you don't want to go outside.

Are you risk-tolerant and disciplined enough to start some business online, even though there is no guarantee of success, which depends entirely on your effort and ability to make sales?

I'm thinking about trying to become efamous for a niche of tumblrinas and using them to farm patreon shekels on

or a gofundme

I'm better than that.

I got a minimum wage job at a ware house. Its pretty easy and good way to kill my time during the day but I wanna do extra money online thats why im asking.

Nigger.

i hope your ip is static so the mods can fuck you in the ass

buy shitcoins

the fuck does that mean

I'll take that as a no, you're probably not inclined to do so.

Do you have any personal interests or hobbies that could be monetized?

Its basically a statement hoping that you'll be banned with no IP address workaround.

I am very good at watching porn. Would it be difficult to run a porn site

Its an extremely competitive market, more often than not dominated by criminal organizations or professional experts.

Besides, where would you get new videos?

What can you say about movie watching websites? I heard they have lots of ad revenue

I don't know about that, but it sounds like something that could be true. The problem is that, again, its a competitive market. A lot of websites out there that offer streaming if pay for it, yadda yadda.

Plus, this may be old fashioned, but isn't it illegal? At least in numerous cases. Copyright and all.

I guess. What the hell do you even do for money? I just want to buy a boat god dammit

Worked briefly at a foreign bank, a think tank focused on NATO/Russia, and now another think tank. Though this one has a broader focus and a magazine I help edit. So I'm basically paid to write to do research, edit a magazine about international affairs, and write about stuff. Hell, I'm currently waiting for a feedback on my latest piece. I'm hoping Foreign Policy magazine will take it.

May be about to jump ship soon though, since I'm moving elsewhere. DC is looking real friendly right now; a lot of opportunities with the new administration.

>I have no actual skills: the job

Your cancer will vanish from the earth once people don't have 0% interest rate loans to keep their non-profitable entities afloat, and your "job" will be one of the first to go by the wayside

>i-i-i'm an expert analyst of how to bend over for israel

Yeah, great skillset schlomo

You're better than that, yeah, but your lack of an audience won't be.
You better be stellar as fuck and lucky as fuck to make a living off of SFW art, my guy. I know people who are fucking amazing that barely make money off of their art. You're better off building a portfolio and working for companies because you're going after a fucking pipe dream here.

>non-profit
People still believe this? I would thought have that all the stories made it clear.

It's basically a more veiled version of lobbying. Political parties, governments, companies, whoever: they want a smart analysis to justify something, we deliver. It's really just the political version of investment banks and the pitchbooks those first 2-year analysts put together, only they have to work twice as much. Poor bastards.

i found this one trick that banks hate. now i'm my own boss and have gold plated Asian qts

BUY ETH RIGHT NOW I REPEAT RIGHT NMOW WE ARE IN THE MOON COME ON RIDE THE WAVES THIS IS BLOWIN UP!!

it must be nice knowing your entire career is based on fraudulent foundation and can vanish from existence at any moment.

I could say the same about finance.

I mean, come on: people actually make a living moving numbers around on spreadsheets? And sometimes these transactions aren't even doing anything useful (like funding a small business). There are actually entire businesses built off of collecting transaction fees, buying businesses and then gutting them, dealing with pure speculation, and so forth.

I have a running bet with a friend who will be devoured first when the lower classes snap: the politicians or Wall Street. My money is on the latter.

you speak like a nouveau-riche faggot who unironically think being a bootlicker for movers and shakers makes you somehow of note

it's kind of cute tbqh
>how do you feel the plebians will devour us, smithers? mmyes aren't we *priviledged*

I bet you're a brown nosing coffee-carrying faggot who larps as someone worth paying for consultation

Nah, I know I'm just a grunt. They go through my kind like paper towels. Don't care, and doesn't really matter. Just gotta carve your own small little niche, have the right few names on the rolodex, reinvest what you earn into the right assets, and then you can do whatever you want. Its worked so far, and it'll probably keep on working. Especially how things are going.

Least I'm not so insecure that I feel the need to attack a random guy. Over the Internet. On Veeky Forums.

>as you've spent your whole time acting snide and well informed talking down to some random neet "wow you're not disciplined enough to suck cocks for a meagre salary like I do"-attitude oozing off your posts

I can tell you're a faggot but man you don't need to beg for acceptance or justification this hard

>you'll never be this beholden to bootlicking knowing one text can be the end of your career so you need to blow off steam talking down to people on Veeky Forums to make yourself feel better

Y NOT DAYTRADE