/owg/ - Overwatch General

>go to danbooru, my go-to site for 2d feets
>it's down
FUCKPLEASE)

>new hero releases friday
>he must main only her for 191 hours

Oh yes mommy! I'm coming

Did those (You)s feel that good user?

Being a boy and loving another boy your age does NOT make you a pedo.

feet aren't really my thing but I can look for some later

>stuck playing doomfist forever because anything else will mess up his autistic color gradient

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Autism at it's finest

>image stinks of pedophile

fuckin perfect dude, casual feets are best feets

ty, now I can rest easy

>this game is 1 year old, a year has 8760 hours. This guy expend around half year on this game

the playtime just counts ingame actual playtime. Not waiting, not main menu, not training range, not lobby, etc.

I have barely 200 hours in my statistics and I know for a fact I spent much more time than that.

But the Mercy and Hanzo colours should be side by side, guess he has to try again anew.

Hhhhhnnnnnnnng.
Wish I cold do that. I just look silly.

Redempetion when?

I wish I could enjoy this game as he probably( and hopefully) does

You will have to make it headcanon. Blizzard will never do it

I want Reinhardt to to caress my head while we engage in VIGOROUS babymaking!

I'm going to marry her.

Not if I marry her FIRST.

They've dropped hints, they'll do it. Though it may take years to get to eventually she'll be truly happy again.

She's already married to me, stop bullying my wife

Forced 50% is real

I put 3500 hours on Dota 2 before I quit it and I knew people with well over 5000

NEETdom is a lonely place and you put a lot of time into videogames if you're not doing anything else

>tfw love playing the latina hacker

How big is your lootbox hoard and what event are you waiting for?

muh confirmation bias

Hey, Amélie. I didn't know that you posted on /owg/.

This was a fun convo last night, lets's do it again:

So far these are the only ship slated to be canon:

Gency
R76
Anahardt
Bunnyribbit

Right? How do you feel about that?

Kill yourself

I want to make Sombra my wife!

Mercy76.

Tracer has a girlfriend though! And widowmaker has a tombstone

>Tracer has a girlfriend though!
Not for long.

Dead in the water

Rein is a comfy gay old man. I will defend this with facts and rhetoric. No profane lewd though please.

Doomfist is pretty fun, hope he gets buffed soon

>1500 viewers
>plat
>overtime and she doesnt use dva bomb on the point
I wish I was a female so I could collect easy money on Twitch

why do you retards play this game when it has so many loot boxes?

Those are fine I guess. I'm more interested in if they will ever make widowmaker move on or if they will have her mourn Gérard until she dies.

>Tracer tries to enter Temple of Anubis or Oasis
>Gets stoned to death right after stepping out of the plane.

Are you one of those incels I've heard about

“The Alchemist empowered her ally – Ah, if only she had a gallant, powerful knight fighting at her side! ‘A waste of her alchemy’, she thought privately…”

“The Alchemist secretly longed to unleash her achemical boost upon one of her most stalwart companions – the Crusader! But he was nowhere to be found…”

“Though few saw past her potions and elixirs, the Alchemist was known to be a great beauty…”

>best edition edition

She'll probably always mourn him. But she'll learn to let it inspire her to live a better life instead of living in guilt and regret. She needs to stop being blue first though.

What a slut!

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If Ana is an alchemist and Mercy a witch, then what the fuck is Moira?

Wizard or druid.

Not in the Junken lore (yet)
Wait until next year.

If you held Tracer down for more than 3 seconds, possibly be tricking her, you'd be able to rape her and she couldn't rewind out of it, correct?

The Necromancer

The Hermit (weeaboo)

She could rewind your jizz out of her but that's about it.

She could still blink away

I don't think she could. Blink isn't teleportation, it's fast-forwarding of her relative time frame. So, if she blinked while being raped, she would just struggle much faster for an instant.

Could you bait it just before jizzing?

How does that allow her to jump gaps?

I've never fallen in love for a video character so hard

You mean pretending to ejaculate so that she rewinds then and doesn't have rewind for your actual orgasm? That would be next level.

Reminder that Hog is a literal malformed, disfigured sociopath

is that treeboydave? he streams on twitch

So is mercy but here we are

She's a mediocre player but a good person.
That's why people like her.

>The absolute level of discussion
and this boys and girls is why you gotta diversify boards. So when shit like this pops up you can swiftly get the fuck outta dodge and have something to do
>Captcha: Lost Timer
poetry

She really isn't.

>Not liking Roadhog

>Egg in a burger

Absolutely disgusting. Tomato is also a questionable choice

Like most games the discussion goes to shit as we get more desperate for a patch. No one wants to talk about playing the game because it's not fun to play

>Not having an egg in your burger
Absolute pleb

Is it me or are mercy mains no longer as high in SR as they used to be?

Just you, I've only been going up

that's a cute Fareeha

>Tomato is also a questionable choice
Pleb detected also
>what is ketchup

You meant Moira.

And when the patch finally comes, no one is talking about it because they are busy playing

I really wish Orisa's gun is getting better

I know she's very slowly climbing out of shit tier as a shield slave but still. Having 10-15% accuracy constantly isnt fun

Yeah, but that's kinda what makes him a good character. He's a sociopathic murderer but for some reason I feel for him. I would love some more backstory on him. I think his awkwardly overweight body and brutish weapon belie his high intelligence.

There are four of them.

Why the fuck do I keep getting connected to russians when I'm in Norway?

She goes so fast she can jump over them. A better question to ask would be what happens to all the momentum when she blinks.

>10-15%
user that's entirely on you, my average accuracy on her stays a constant 30% or above

those would look great in motion

Maybe I just need more practice but she doesnt feel fun to play in QM. But then I guess thats reinhardt syndrome and should save her for ranked.

But still. Wish they never nerfed her damage and kept the higher fire rate she has now.

Also I wish her ult wasnt irrelevant. Only tank in the game that ults that completely unaffects enemies nearby

>infinite ammo
>caring about accuracy
>caring about accuracy with a gun made for suppressive fire

>roastie got triggered by rape jokes

I got distracted. Last one coming up.

>Also I wish her ult wasnt irrelevant. Only tank in the game that ults that completely unaffects enemies nearby
And Mercy has a better version of it.

ults aren't always about the kills user
her ult is great for zoning

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