I did it

Does anybody know how to make palms stop sweating?

>buying digital tulips at their all-time high
kek enjoy losing your money

>pending

F

Sell it now you know you messed up. Eat the fees. Put that 5k in a nice vanguard so you can watch it grow 5% a year while you wageslave away.

Enjoy the gains OP

See you on the moon, you'll have $200k in returns by December

>he actually fell for the eth meme

Start by getting them off coinbase and into a wallet like mist, make several back ups and encrypt them.

Once you have recieved the eth, encrypt the wallet file aswell if you are using mist, just to be sure.

Also give the wallet a strong password, atleast 15 characters long with numbers n stuff.

Now forget about it, except the password, and wait 5-8 years and cash out

Enjoy the retirement and your 5 lambos

Negro pls

We are still deep into the dip

it will go higher, but past charts patterns indicate OP would do better to put into coins that look like theyve hit bottom.

is this what you have done?

no, he's smart enough to know this is a scam based on losers never cashing out.

I cashed out and planning my sex tourist trip to las vegas this summer

Mist is a waste of time. Just use myetherwallet and call it a day.

>sex tourist trip to las vegas
its like you arent even trying. What is thailand?

Gross, I hope you get aids.

ETHs are very useful you can use them for um
well they might go up in value?

Entire computing systems and algorithms are going to revolve around ETH

Faggot

repeating nonsense.

wau.

nobody is going to buy your shitcoins.

yea, buy more

I would sell next time it touches 50

Should have bought PIVX

Why?

Is it not secure enough??

mom's spaghetti

>nobody is going to buy them

Hes nervous on his sweater already

But on the surface he looks mom's spaghetti

>limewire

>false equivalence

Congratulations OP, you just made the best financial decision of your lifetime.

ah, so THIS is what true beauty looks like

I would have done the same thing op but I'm a wagelslave barely making rent.

t. Wageslave

Download free ETH today.avi.exe

Stop being such a faggot

payment for computational power on a decentralized supercomputer.
Accept not yet, which is why you should buy now.

Bit of a noob question here, but what is the return on Ethereum and other coins? Anyone have a % or yearly amount? Is ETH the best one out there?

it doesn't work like that m8, the market decides the price

Wow...you are a newb.

At the end of 2017 ETH will enter into Staking where you will get 7% annual on all the ETH you own. I recommend to buy now and hold, there will be a fucking huge run once millionaires and billionaires learn they can easily make 7% return on their cash NO MATTER FUCK WHAT.

>I've seen whales kill people over 5% annually, they would sell their first born for that type of guarantee.

Don't miss this train, it's gonna take off like a rocket.

yo dawg i heard you liked stocks, so we put a stock in a stock

i'm hyped af senpai, shitz gon be lit

for filthy pedos

Who find gooks attractive

lol thts it?

post yours faggot

If everyone get 7% then that's just the inflation rate

I'm not into jungle asians. Lv has actual white girls and since I'm eth rich I can afford it.

they get fees, new coins aren't being created IIRC

most trusted site to buy ETH with EUR? i am signed with kraken, is it legit?

>neets are wasting their life savings because of dumb frogposters convinced them to buy an unlimited resource

Prostitution isn't actually legal in Vegas. You have to go to one of the neighboring counties to find the legal brothels.

>>Posting asspizza while not knowing who he is

Kys

nobody knows who he is anymore... if you hadn't noticed he pretty much fell off the earth

>tfw 300 eth at $25

how much did you buy yours for? I'm jelly

>Buying at top

kek

idiot

I can't believe this is the only time he's ever been mentioned in the lifespan of Veeky Forums

just off yourself m8

the price of ETH hasn't moved from $48.53 for the past 3 hours or so, never seen it this stagnant. i wonder whats going on

Coinbase m8

The ticker is fucked. Same thing happened with btc. Either the service crashed or there was a huge buy/sell that the exchsnge doesn't want us to know about.

You'd have been better off buying fucking Trump Coins ffs. Buy at 5 cents, dump at 8-9 cents, repeat.

This speaks truth, buying into the whole "muh technology" meme is great and all but shit coins pump, low marketcap coins will give you more in the mid term than any high cap coin like ETH and XMR ever will. Maybe sometime down the road rearrange your portfolio to high cap coins when you believe they are going to shoot up.

How long did this take?

you're such a faggot for keeping that much on an exchange

Think bout dis

>how much did you buy yours for?
Can you not do basic arithmetic you dumbass nigger ? A fraction will give you the average price at which he bought them.

Calm down Jamal