/d2g/ - dota 2 general

what do you think I've been doing?

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>blogging during esports

>OG

Huh... OG?

>thanks to the new pro circuit esports are on 24/7
BLOGFAGS on fluffnstuff watch

>"What joy it is beholding memes"

Does Invoker browse reddit?

C'mon dotard, shit isn't as fun unless they drop the ball at game 4. Cheer for OG.

>Win game off the back of Reso being god tier on ricing carries
>Give him storm spirit next game
OG are still going to win, but what the fuck were they thinking?

damn you're right

>979 gpm
>1.1k xpm
LMAO

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>doubting

MoF might be the worst team in existance

Man mid or feed are fucking terrible

where's the bulge?

Synd stack literally throwing this game away lmao

Yeah, it's over. OG is a much better team in terms of coordination.

in yours

in my mouth

currently for sure

>be Storm
>get a 2k items
>doesn't have mana issues anymore

How is this shit balanced?

I can't play INT heroes for shit. Doesn't matter how good I try to play my team always loses. My win ratio with INT heroes is probably 30%. My AGI/STR win ratio is like 60%.

Mid or Feed is such a fucking awful team. They make some of the dumbest fucking mistakes ever. Legit a team of 5k shitters.

>I'm a brainlet
Well, that explains why you blog during esports.

it requires storm to face a team as bad as mof

What is wrong with w33, how do you go from TI finals to this

>14 min t3
>throw

who cares what attribute the heroes are lmao that sounds like the weirdest excuse ever

have you seen nu-EG play?

>fixed games
>esports
real esports begin with navi vs og

Your positioning is probably ass then.

It really doesn't. Kaya allows Storm to come online much, much faster and then snowball from there without breaking a sweat.

what are some heroes that can build this item besides storm and timber?

Holy shit this is just depressing to watch.
Just call it

magic horse man

why is TA so popular

le shrac
lina

Skywrath core, Tinker, Lina and others.

leshrac
lina
tinker if you want to rearm suicide and kill yourself

leshrack,dp

Disco pony
Zeus, but not really worthy now with Kaya

It's time to call GG. That storm can probably 1v5 MoF.

>reso with Aegis regen
>finds another regen rune immediately

Traps are really good for cancelling blinks now.

because everyone craves her feminine penis

i wish i had rearm to kill myself multiple times

>there are people in /d2g/ RIGHT NOW that are going to defend Storm

anybody who is mana hungry and spams spells

saddest series of dota 2 i've seen

leshrak
ench
skywrath
zeus
lina
medusa
wraith king

you had no chance anyway synd

That team is disbanding now for sure

>[spoiler2]
I'm ok with this

just ban him

Can OG beat Navi 2-0 ?

sad for weeha, he was the biggest star ever and the next dendi

FAIR AND BALANCED HERO

>have w33
>put cancel mid
bravo nolan

what if you could ban items

>ban wards
>ban brown boots

>win 4 games in a row
>insantly start getting the type of mouthbreathing retards who cry GG END NOOB FAGGOT TEAM REPORT
>lose 4 games
i thought forced 50 was a ruse?

Is Sheever teasing all the footfags on purpose.

>AdmiralBulldog was a nominee for streamer of the year

So it's official, he's bigger than Sing and Sharteezy ever were.

what did fly and notail do in that game

>>ban brown boots
>no movespeed
>can't get to towers after fights
>can't take objectives
>game is still going on to this day

tf2's prolander does that, it's an interesting concept for tf2, but it wouldn't work in dota

>charlie

>it's an interesting concept for tf2
I agree

Notail actually got a lot of kills

competitive tf2 should only be played with default loadouts anyway

QoP is fine with bloodstone I would say, espically if you get agha

>21 minute
>still 50+% winrate

THE CANCER CARD OMG

i remember seeing a lot of QoP's with aghs during TI5 era, what happened as i don't see any QoP aghs anymore

if you weren't in love with Sheever before

that would be like playing dota with the same item build on every hero, it'd be boring, the various items change up the way the classes are played, turning defensive classes like the engineer into pushing powerhouses

I wish Synderen would stop trying. His last gasp was his stack with qoqjva and Era, which was also garbage. STICK TO FUCKING CASTING. IF YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH BUDDIES THEN FUCKING STREAM.

>panda is a grill
>is this where the major money is going to

he should pull a singsing and realize he's never gonna make it

what if you could only ban upgrades?

>memeleague is actually a furfag fuckfest

shartour doesnt stream frecuently so no fair comparison
chinkchink got bodied by bullcuck a long time ago , son nothing new here

but they where just a filler team, everyone knows that. just like ppd's stack, and every team where puppey's ever been

>Lost to Dr Disrespect and his legion of retarded kiddos

>a filler team
what if valve pays them for this

why keep nerfing kotl? icefrog is a hack

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Outside of tournaments, Dota is still pretty niche on Twitch. League, Hearthstone, and PubG all have way bigger casual audiences, even some variety/IRL streamers pull big numbers.

Still, our guy El Dongerino is the official face of Dota.

Hopefully they just kick Synd and get someone good