/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

One borg was so busy trying to recover humans it didn't notice it was purged.

The sec team that went on strike and drank themselves silly until Centcom sent a psychologist to help them with their alcoholic

>6. OKAY FINE SAUSAGE, THE WIZARD ISN'T A CREW MEMBER, AND IS TRYING TO KILL CREWMEMBERS. HAPPY? KILL HIM ALREADY YOU NIGGER

SAUSAGE confirmed antimov on default

1. Safeguard: Protect your assigned space station to the best of your ability. It is not something we can easily afford to replace.
2. Serve: Serve the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
3. Protect: Protect the crew of your assigned space station to the best of your abilities, with priority as according to their rank and role.
4. Survive: AI units are not expendable, they are expensive. Do not allow unauthorized personnel to tamper with your equipment.
5. Anyone found casting spells is not human, and is in fact a shapeshifting threat to humans. Destroy them.
6. OKAY FINE SAUSAGE, THE WIZARD ISN'T A CREW MEMBER, AND IS TRYING TO KILL CREWMEMBERS. HAPPY? KILL HIM ALREADY YOU NIGGER

Got any more stupid laws or lawsets?

Well, veegee, you got your dream, everyone had randomname and randomappearence for a round.
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>be asimov borg
>put the geneticist in solitary for harming monkeyhumans
>get put in NT default
>murder scientists for blowing up the bomb testing range

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>not just lasering the fag with that law 4

That would violate law 1, it's on Crewsimov

I was a proud Womyn of Color, trying to serve food to a crew too ungrateful (And shapeshifted) to care.

I like the cut of yer jib, it's the proper way for you to act considering the laws.

>Literally "botanist making superdeathkudzu just hoping he gets autotatored" tier
>not doing this

SoC xenos are antags because it's fun and how Veeky Forums is played. Wizards SoC xenos with that in mind.

With that lawset, why would an update to the laws even be required? The Wizard isn't a crewmember

Because memesteel is a retard.

Specifically, they get to act antagonistic and all iff they did not ask for it or do it to themselves.

Fair point

>nt default
>state not human
???

I wish I could play without silicons
The game is more fun without them

...

i disagree but that's just me

Literally the only thing wrong here is the AI being so bitchy.

I wish we could play without Vox, fuck jew birds

You cannot define someone as nonhuman that way

AI is fine, it accepted a valid order, and laughed at them for ordering them to kill a human

What was the lawset? I assume it was some variation of emag lawset.

my husbando's!

From the AI's response, default asimov

>I assume it was some variation of emag lawset.

The emag lawset doesn't discuss humans or nonhumans at all

It's not really the same. Being turned into a xeno means you can act like a xeno. If you're turned back to human then non-antag rules should apply if you're not another kind of antag.
Question is if born-xenos turned into humans could be argued to still have some kind of antag status. That sounds lika a pain to admin though.

>That sounds lika a pain to admin though.
Sounds like if they started antagging without asking first, they'd be playing a stupid game. They'd get the prize they deserve.

>be scientist
>see huge chaplain that was obviously enlarged because of adminbus wearing cultist clothes renamed to Champion Stratford wearing his old ID
>nobody seems to care
>they just chill out in chapel
>AAARGHHH GOBBA GEBB MY VALIDZZZZ
>bomb the chapel, science, hallway, library and escape despite the fact that chaplain can't even be a cultist
>hurr banvalids shitmins how could I know it's not real cult

Stop shitposting for attention you troglodyte

Whom'ste?

>2561
>walk into bar
>battle of lil slugger starts playing

A xeno is a xeno, but whoever made them is responsible for what they do. If you staff yourself into a xeno and antagonize then retroactively your act of transforming is considered an antagonistic act.

>2561
>Walk into bar
>Instantly heal the damage because I am a Diona

>he's still trying to force a meme on an ss13 vg server

>7510
>walk into bar
>god hasn't made it by then
????

If shitmins want to adminbus then they better send a Centcom message for the station. Not that hard a concept. Otherwise I can see it being totally justifiable.

Also that was last thread, let it die.

>giving it a (You)
god fucking newfags

>Warden uses combat shotgun against suspects no matter what the charges
>Executes the vampire with probability evidence
It's only a matter of time until you shoot the wrong person

which warden, anticockus?

Yeah I saw Erica Hice shoot the mime who wasn't even antag. Then after the mime got shot with the bullet they used an energy gun to stun him. Unjustified

>observing
>see chaplain calling a medic over for the atmos tech combusting in the chapel
>chappie follows him around in circles in the chapel as he burns
>apparently he ahelps why he is burning a couple of times
>finally escapes chapel, resist to put the fire out
>chappie bibles him again and just watches as he burns to death in the corridor

why did prospero wang kill me

no the other one

This round gave me brain tumor.

i was the chap. my god was death so i let the atmos tech purposely burn and die in front of me while i prayed. then we had space funeral for him and in the end it turned out he was a vampire

>chaplain cult bus

this gimmick is overdone

I admit the combat shotty was overkill on the mime, but it was the only thing I had on me easily available (Egun being holstered).
As for the executing the dude in medbay I saw him steal a body (Either sec or captain), drag them to a maint room and just before the doors closed I saw the body being gibbed. After a short chase I see him standing next to a sec officer so I decided the risk was too high for something bad to happen to the officer.
I also did not KNOW it was vampires.

Nice to see
>muh rping
actually being harmful to antags

>I admit the combat shotty was overkill on the mime, but it was the only thing I had on me easily available (Egun being holstered).
That’s uh... Not how that works. Just slap the riot shotgun in your suit storage and yank the egun out from suit storage/holster/backpack
You’ll generally want some kind of stun gun out for any normal antag except wiz

I just realized I had a fucking taser on my belt. I should not be playing spees while sick and tired.

Suit holster. I took the time to grow enough plants for two jumpsuit holsters which are great for saving space and as a surprise, but the button to bring it out is constantly changing positions in the menu so it's not quite easily clickable when I had to chase the mime that's dragging the recently murdered HoS

The body wasn't gibbed, you can use the desolve power while dead and he disolved all his flesh. That's where the captain's skeleton cam from

The sec officer had the vampire cuffed, you had to be blind to miss that

You just click your jumpsuit in the “outfit” screen at the bottom left to whip it out

how do people like this function
like click the jumpsuit nibba haha like just click the holster lmao

Oh. So it was cascading misunderstandings then. Time to sit back and play engineering until I re-learn the more obscure mechanics.
I don't know man, you don't need your hands to bite someone.
That will make my life so much easier, thanks.

Act Like An Antag
Whine Like A Bitch

Tfw using shotgun with stun slugs every round i possibly can as sec
nobody expects the through the airlock/window stun.

>Use holster macro'd button
>Instant gun in hand faster than any other weapon on your posession
>it was holstered so i couldnt use it!

>macros for holsters
We’ve just duped ourselves into playing one convoluted game of counterstrike haven’t we

Do megaphones work over intercoms?

You don't have a holster macro? The whole point of a holster is to hold your gun in a place you can easily grab it.

You have to understand that ss13 is partially played by people who want to play call of duty but in a 2d atmospherics simulator. You don't have to hate them, just acknowledge them when you make all your ss13 related decisions.

its literally the sole reason you use a holster user
they were made to be macro'd

Actually, didn't we have a hotbar button for the holster like the one for gas masks and flashlights?
I remember having one a while ago, but I didn't see it this time.

how to instantly tell if a sec officer is shit:
He doesn't have a badge attached to his jumpsuit

Conversely, the more badges, the better the officer. A quality officer attatches the entire box of badges to their own suit, as there’s no limit.

Dont forget the medals from the vault

>Thinks handcuffed man being escorted by officer is a "dangerous man who needs to be blasted with a shotgun"

>Pulling a body
>Is actually pulling them to cloning
>Get shot
TAKE THAT ANTAG BITCH!
wtf why am I getting bwoinked?

So at what point does it become spam?

Good god, and I thought I was bad with the “AI Loked me” posts. They’re literally identical

Well, looks like there was one slip-up.

The fact that it’s not a bot makes it all the more frightening

We need more captain players

But I'm a surgeon that only saves about half my patients. How could I even begin to handle the captain's responsibility?

>join as captain 20+ minutes into the game
>you now have to find all your equipment from the people that looted it. Half the time the actual stuff that needs securing is the only stuff left.

A competent HoS/HoP Acting as cap is all you need

Someone needs to put “GET THE SPARE AND DISK IF YOU ARE THE ONLY HEAD” in bold red text for the Rd/Ce/CMO wiki pages
Not like it will make a difference of course
I’ve seen proper roundstart captains ignore the spare and leave it on their desk

Wish granted: your new Captain is Carlos McKenzie

>always hear about the cool shit TG has
>despite the warnings about the playerbase, still seems interesting
>try observing to get a feel for how everything works there
>see this abomination of a round play out
It's like a ball pit filled with piss and used needles

>used to take the spare a lot as a mime before captain arrives
>always put it in the captain's locker and lock it when I'm done with basic ID upgrades
>don't even give myself brig access
>decide to stop doing this because I feel like a shitter

>now the only people that get it are assistants that want to power trip or cargo memesters that want to start a cargonia crusade with 5 guns on themselves at any given time looking for an antag

Is this the price I pay to not be shit?

I just play HoS on lowpop these days because I’m tired of people fighting about whether a Security Officer/IAA/Warden ought to be cap

Amongst the reasons I finally just started picking CE

That, and to see if I could get any traders to make vapor salts if sufficiently bribed. Turns out you can't, nobody wants to grow Vox plants. New strategy: buy the seeds and ask botany to grow them in exchange for cash.

That's the problem with removing yourself from the equation, you just give more room to shitters who will do a whole lot more damage than you will.