/utg/ - Undertale General

Good afternoon.

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>Fellswap
it's swapfell reeeee
thank you for the images

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Deadly cute

But can the spider meaningfully extend the four color theorem to apply to three-dimensional solid regions?!

But can the Spider locate the location of the Holy Grail!?

Goat

Children

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Charrator is not canon but it should have been

>tfw no Ghibli movie where a human couple incapable of conceiving a child adopt a goat child but they have to get them back to the underground while keeping a step ahead of the humans hunting them down.

Some anons can't stop making drama. Look out for One hundred and fifty paragraphs

So Flowey is canonically the oldest golden flower in the underground, and he also appears to be the largest golden flower in the underground. Alphys knew he was the oldest, somehow.
Do golden flowers just keep growing forever, even after decades?
What will Flowey look like a thousand years from now?

...what?

Not having any original ideas right just now!
Just giving the baby spider a wedgie and snapping her underwear over her head!
The baby spider crying!

More characterization of both Frisk and Chara would have been nice.

frisk wants to fuck chara, this is canon

I agree.

I can't believe Toby Fox wants to pander to the necrophiliac audience

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It can be headcanon. That's the wonder of different interpretations!

Would have been pointless. Frisk is just to self insert on and Chara is a non-entity on every route but genocide

You couldn't already tell from the Papyrus date?

Does Princess Undyne have her own servants

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That was a really unsubtle invocation of the consent argument against necrophilia. It's a skeleton that tells you it can't reciprocate your romantic attraction.

Yes, Papyrus does not want to date you, but he does want to be, and, indeed, is, one of girl Frisk's girlfriends.

>Goat child eventually becomes the monarch of the underground, and visits the graves of the human couple after the barrier has broken centuries later.

Only platonically.
That's Undertale's message: remembering the death is fine, having sex with them is not.

which of frisks girlfriend has the puffiest puss?

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great now i want puffy puss

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It is not a competition. Girl Frisk knows this and loves all her girlfriends equally regardless of puffiness. Be like girl Frisk and give it a try

A contingent of monsters is available on call for her to wrestle

i'm not saying its a competition. all those girls deserve some love. I'm just curious to know which one would have the puffiest puss, thats all.
In your opinion which would it be?

See above in thread

No, you got it all wrong! It's lovely cute!
Sure! The spider has proven a method for the four color theorem to apply in three dimensions! It involves a lot of maths and of course cuteness!
Of course! The spider has in fact found it already! It turns out the grail is a source of cuteness! Not that the spider needs it, anyway!
Unsnapping the spider's underwear from her head!
Comforting the spider and singing the spider's favorite song!
The spider happily and joyfully singing along!

I honestly hate these memes

I too hate people having fun.

...what???

Filter it then instead of trying to scare away people then.

Does anyone here want to have a semantic discussion?

>saying you dislike something is trying to scare people away

No!

I dislike this post and would like to see less of it.

>Crying out "Stop liking things I don't like!" and shitting up the thread instead of filtering it
You're just looking for drama.

true.

Not loving the spider has been shown to be caused by low cuteness intake! It's dangerous for your health! Please be careful!

I should really get a scanner.

gofundme to buy this user a scanner when

Goat?

Goat!

Frick?

That's not our gote

I want to fuck frickgote!

please do, can provide roughly 60 sfw doujins in return

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Korean gote technology has gotten too far

Its only ever the skeletons

I love the skeletons!

and 95% of this fandom panders to you because of that

Congratulations

Yaaaay!

Hey, me too!

>non-skeletons posted
You aren't welcome here. This is a Sans and to a much much MUCH lesser degree Papyrus fandom

I love the goats, too!

Thank goodness.

We need a new past bin guys

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for what?

No we don't. Our pastebins are all active and available.

We need a future bin

Would you still love your favorite if they were best friends with your two other favorites and tried to scam Undertales out of their hard earned money to buy oversized jawbreakers?

I like everybody!

Imagine Fricktale.

A show like that with those three sounds like it could be fun.

That's illegal.

Life has many doors, gote boy

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why is her tummy so big

Wide.

Wiidd

Cum inflation.

Why?

paws

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it's bad enough that this is posted in every asriel thread

> 800+ new messages in #goats

keep your discord shit quarantined