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You are engaging in jovial banter, when this guy slaps your chat's ass. How do you respond?

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You're a funny guy, OP. Good job.

>dcing servers when they know people are racking up leaves after not locking moira
absolutely devilish

Teleport behind him and stab him in the balls, while screaming "back the fuck off !?!?"

For the sake of all the fellas with a filter.

In fairness, they were right, it's just that:

A) Mine isn't a strong mobility skill because it's slow and unpredictable, and the kind of mobility that makes the most overpowered heroes overpowered isn't the mobility that fits Junkrat's style

B) Tying the mobility skill to his most reliable damage tool was a mistake.

Two traps would make him more obnoxious in pub play, but it wouldn't solve his issues of being incapable of coping with dive and also being inferior in terms of burst than even soldier 76 from max distance.

Looks like the bot is breaking

Yeah, I caught that too, after the fact. Can't be perfect.
At least the fucking links work now.

>tfw no Umbra Witch hero

>tfw no Umbra Witch mommy/gf

Claim your waifu or husbando. If you fail to get them in time you will never have them enter your dreams ever again.

Tracer!

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Claimed.

CLAIMED

I would sacrifice my left testicle for a Bayonetta x Overwatch crossover

>Junkrat shouldn't be doing this, he should be doing that
>Junkrat shouldnt be allowed to deal damage
>Junkrat shouldnt be good at close quarters damage

All this moaning over a bottom tier hero really gets the noggin joggin.

Especially the arguments that he should be some sort of niche defense trapper hero. Because you know, the defense category is so widely played in OW at the high levels and not a joke category at all.

>Its been exactly one year since Mei was good
>Its been about 9 months since Bastion was good
>Hanzo still is and always will be (without changes) a pubstomper

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The game just kicked me and said I've been banned or suspended, anyone else? or am I actually banned...

>Stay away from rat
>Avoid his lobbed grenades
>Everything goes fine as you shoot him from far away
Why can't people understand this?

>Junkrat is standing where you can shoot him

Sounds like a bad player.

Silver sounds like a fun place

Welp looks like I'm actually banned.
"disruptive gameplay"

Man that would be wildly unbalanced

>Hero that stops time and uses 4 sets of guns
GIVE

because everyone thinks they're the shit and are playing cod, they want to 1v1 everyone in the game

What did you do?

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Remember every time you make the argument that "A GOOD JUNKRAT WILL NOT LET YOU COUNTER HIM" you level of bad seeps through your post

>servers down again
I JUST NEED 300 XP TO LEVEL FFS

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Probably picked Hanzo a few too many times.

>play Hog for the first time since season 4
>actually have fun

I don't even mind if I can't one shot, I can play like a retard and just run away while vaping if I'm """caught""". Also nothing more satisfying than hitting 75% hook accuracy.

so this whore just shoots a red ball that never stops damaging shit and bounces around for fucking ever, nice

NO LIMITS IS BACK, WOOOOOOOOOO

Neither of those posts are arguing that Junkrat is good.

WTF IT BANNED ME FROM MY OTHER ACCOUNT TOO
I DINDU NUFFIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmao

I don't want to defend the "a good junkrat won't let you shoot him" meme but he literally can shoot around corners
It is annoying as shit when you get blown up by someone who didn't even know you were there

>BUILD THEM A HOLE!

purple ball TOO STRONG

You expect that fucking hack Chu to be able to pull off any kind of story line that makes half ass sense? Look at the shitbag “story” he’s accomplished so far. A

Don't let Jeff hear you or else he'll make Moira completely useless.

LAAAAAAAAAG

You just have to be aware of where Junkrat is currently lobbing his bouncy deathballs and avoid it. Its that simple

If you know he's throwing them through a choke/doorway, just resist the moth to flame urge and go around. Its not worth it to force it

The enemy has a....wait, is that...can it possibly be...are my eyes deceiving me...a...a teleporteur?

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Who's the best hero to solo kill a Torb turret? No limits is just 6 moiras running into torbs and bastions right now

red ball mans she has less healing
push

Pharah

Bloo is Troo Blooberry Waifoo. Post your Bloos. Profit.

you deserve it fucking non-meta picker

Widowmaker. He literally can't fix enough through your damage and you barely have to pop out to hit it.

orisa
sit behind your shield and pound it for free

are you retarded

pretty much every pro agrees the damage orb is way better than the healing orb. "lacking healing" is dumb since moira puts out insane healing already

nice game overbabs

go around and he comes out of his cave and kills one of my retarded teammates. At this point it's just text adventure we are playing.

>Junkrat has already touched the chokepoint

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Hopefully we'll be seeing messages like this a lot more!

>still no duel in arcade

why are team mates so bad

Shitty gold shitters stay away
I'm a pro

I can't help but feel Moira is going to utterly replace Zen except in specific scenarios, like if you have both a Tracer and a Genji. And since Moira is pushing a triple tank meta it's all but guaranteed Zen is out.

Damage orb is insanely good for chokes, especially for generating ult, which makes up for lack of discord. Her ult is way more versatile than transcendence and has much more impact, and since Moira generates ult quickly it will be up very often. And possibly most importantly, Moira has a fuck ton more survivability with Fade and self-healing vs Zen being two steps from deletion every waking moment of his life.

yeah but she still cant heal and damage like zen can and her ult is channeled so anyone competent can interrupt it

>portraits are still broken
I know Blizzard is an indie dev but surely that should be an easy fix

Fucking gold shitter.

What a plat shitter

Fuck no, discord is too valuable and Zen's ult is much more reliable and saves more lives.

At the absolute worst, he'll be relegated to a defense pick.

>Just go around the Anubis doorway

My god, it was all so simple.

D.va and Genji deal with orbs. Her healing's on resource and Discord's bonus damage probably has more utility than Moira just doing her damage. The only thing I will say though is that she has better survivability than Zenyatta.

yeah basically
and because moira has extremely specific counterplay, dva and ana will be permalocks as well
which means the only variability will come in the form of rein vs orisa and hog vs mccree

reaper is a loser

>just go around the choke into one of the other chokes

What sort of kit would you give to a mafia hero?

Either the 1920s Al Capone version or the Tony Soprano version

Its a good thing pros havent realised Junkrat is an instant win on defense on 2cp or the game would be more boring to watch

>Want to watch the Overwatch Twitch videos
>Hate Twitch and how slow it is

Zen needs a healing buff badly. Trascendence should also come online a bit more often. That ult is too much of a trap for a team since its value makes everyone want to stay close in case they start taking damage from a non-instakill ult, but then in comes Junkrat or McCree to fuck everything up and get a free PotG anyway.

Zen doesnt need anything. He's been a consistently high pick for a good while now and that doesnt look like its gonna change

He cant carry a team's healing on his own and thats fine, characters need downsides so long as they dont cripple them out of play

How come all the widowmaker porn is just terrible? it’s either poorly animated, has bad lighting/models, has a bad angle, or is just some really nasty lesbian shit
It’s not fair

They shut him down pretty quickly anyway.

>play Widow in Ilios Ruins
>shitters cry about it being a throw pick

Ruins is pretty much the best fucking map for Widow, as long as I'm hitting shots it's definitely a good pick

>Pharah says her ult line instead of her spawn line when she respawns
I N D I E D E V

>ana has grenade + sleep dart
>lucio has versatile movement + speed boost/amp it up
>mercy has insane regen and GA
>moira has fade (even protects her from pulse bomb) and self-heal
zen either needs a movement ability, or just a buff in general. he is the only healer who has no way to escape/protect against an attacker besides just killing the person attacking him, which is tough to do consistently unless the tracer/genji your playing against are shitters

oh god

>nasty lesbian shit
What are you, some kind of faggot?

I was being sarcastic user

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Because bloo is poo.

You shut your mouth right now