Maid edition
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Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com
Monika Twitter: twitter.com
>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com
>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Natsuki!
Monika the dork.
first for tf2 engineer
Sayori saying how much she misses your smile through tears and gritted teeth at your funeral!
>Monika eats Natsuki's lunch so she stays hungry
>Natsuki catches her squatting in a corner with her bento box
>"Monika?! My food! That was you?!"
>Monika slowly glances over her shoulder with a shrimp tempura in her mouth, chewing slowly.
>Natsuki glares daggers at her
>Monika starts chewing faster
Monika is a cute dork!
Natsuki lovers where you at!
Monika is thicc. THICC!
Monika turned me HeteroSexual!
From the old thread.
>Monika one day stands directly in front of the other Dokis when they try to talk to user.
>The Dokis look at her funny before moving to the side two feet.
>Monika runs away and cries.
Yuri spending her nights reading the same tear stained page, afraid to move forward!
Monikasexual!
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:
- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late
And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
Threadly reminder that Sayori loves you!
You will never save her
Monika stumbles through her devious and twisted words!
Sayori misunderstands!
MC-kun and Sayori play hangman the next day!
Sayori feels much better!
Hey guys, just a note that trapsuki confusion will be a part of my isekai fic.
Who is your favorite Doki?
Do you have a favorite Keion?
Please share!
docs.google.com
Natsuki living her life in a zombie like state, giving up on baking and hope!
>Monika lamenting that she doesn't have any "scenes" with user outside of school and only has her school uniform
>user doesn't know what she means by "scenes" but asks if she wants to go clothes shopping
>Monika drops her spaghetti everywhere
...
>Day of the festival
>MC arrives with Sayori meeting up with everyone ready to recite poetry
>Monika never expected it to go this far so didn't write a poem
>Has to make up a poem on the spot
>After she's finished she runs away blushing
Yuri complaining to the manager that they never stock any interesting book!
Its just all garbage for bland and undeveloped minds not worth of her intellect!
The manager reminds Yuri that she works in the children section!
Yuri steals all the red crayons!
Daily reminder that AnomHana loves his readers!
Having a comfy home life with Monika!
Monika disbanding the literature club because it doesn't feel the same since you've been gone!
>Hey Monika do you wanna go do something this weekend?
>"W-what? Are you serious? I thought you'd never ask! I'm so happy user! I-I love you!
>Oh. Uhhh. I'm gay. I thought I told the whole club that already.... I'm flattered though.
Monika just stands there.
DDLC but all the dokis are sentient and know how depressed you are.
They conspire together to protect user's smile.
Monika tries to make Yuri say some edgy shit!
Yuri tells Natsuki to hunt under the vending machines for coins!
Natsuki finds a super-rare coin and sells it to a collector!
She uses the money to cook up a whole bunch of cupcakes and thanks Yuri for the idea!
They're great friends!
>Monika complaining about user not taking her "route" and not having a "route" in the first place
>Yuri overhearing and getting confused
>Bringing it up to user in private and opting to surprise her
>user and Yuri show up at Monikas house on the weekend to take her running on their usual route
Yes
AnonHana***
Crap, i screwed it up, just like everything I do. Nobody loves me.
that was just a pop team epic reference, I'm not actually depressed
Spend many years and many dollars studying to become a neuro-surgeon, dedicating all of your time and dedication in and graduating at the top of your class, and use your now world renowned knowledge to remove your own brain and die
>Monika can feel the Player laughing his ass off
Quick question since I've been gone. Is Revolver Ocelot still amongst us?
>O-oh, uh give me a sec
>add_attribute("monika.chr","horsecock")
>remove_attribute("monika.chr","boobs")
>Oh I have a girlfriend, sorry. I just thought you were lonely.
Monika is becoming less of an all powerful entity and more of a Nichijou character.
I love it.
If i gained that knowledge, i would also invent a way to preserve it, so then i could become a sentient computer. Then, i'd stay sentient and shitpost on doki doki general 24/7.
ebin
DDLC but instead of Monika deleting herself and restoring everyone else the club members just walk in and say it was all a prank on the new guy user.
>Oh, I'm celibate. I read online that if you keep your virginity until you're thirty you turn into a fairy.
>yuri ask you to open the game at night to read together, putting the book close to the screen!
>sayori ask you to let the game running to wake you up!
>Monika gives you daily life advice!
>Natsuki buys manga with your credit card!
Ordering a bucket full of red crayons online with Yuri!
I love you too.
And this faggot re-establishing it because he wants his revenge against puppet masters.
>captcha: overhang holic
Good riddance.
She's only powerful to lines of code. To us she's a play thing, she even backs down immediately if she thinks she has overstepped her boundaries.
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
You might not care about this and I have no one else to share this shit with but I'm finally Nova 1 in CS:GO and I'm quite happy about it.
Hope your night is not going as pathetically bad as mine. Wuv u all
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Chad joins the Literature Club!
All of the Dokis are intrigued by his magnificent physique!
They all swarm him to get to know him better!
They ignore user!
Chad wins again!
Can they help a user whose already a demon?
Congratulations on getting Nova 1, user. You want to talk about why your night's going bad?
Catching Monika trying to code her own Visual Novel.
Wondering why she's basing it off the club and what exactly "Doki Doki" means in this context.
Asking Monika why everyone keeps glitching out and if she needs help with her coding.
Monika closing her laptop in embarrassment before running out of the clubroom.
NEVER GONNA FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS
NEVER... GONNA... FORGIVE!
Good job Natsukifriend
This originally started with the idea of her being completely powerless and not in the game, but just a cute ineffectual stalker "mastermind".
user is Chad though. Every girl he meets immediately thirsts for his dick.
...
Monika is running out of ideas! She's getting desperate!
Desperate!
Desperate!
She teaches Sayori how to crochet a noose!
Sayori is a crochet prodigy!
She makes Christmas sweaters for everyone in the club!
She hugs Monika!
>Chad isn't real
>He goes after popular girl Monika
>she rejects him for her real boyfriend user
Think this out next time bud.
Good job bud keep up the good work!
Either greentext or add exclamation points at the end.
pic related
wtf i hate yuri now????
BTFO
T
F
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>Monika's face when
>Monika's master plan to get user all to herself
>Covers Sayori's front yard in glue
>Soaks all of Yuri's tea overnight so it went bad
>Trapping Natsuki in a box with a snickers bar in it
>user asks where everyone is, and she tells her it's just the two of them, forever
>... Monika didn't think she would get this far
>Fifteen minutes of awkward convestion later, Monika runs out of the classroom blushing
Seems Danlet will do an AMA on Reddit this Saturday. Any of you gonna make jokes about his height and keychains?
>Monika wearing her dark blue skirt and black thigh-highs to try and stand out to user more
>gets written up by a teacher for not following the school's uniform regulations
>Monika pouting in detention and sending text messages to user to please come get her
>last thread
>this OP image
This is the hardest I've been in days, keep this up please
Covers Sayori's front yard in glue
>Soaks all of Yuri's tea overnight so it went bad
>Trapping Natsuki in a box with a snickers bar in it
>user walks around the corner, worried about Yuri.
>She shouldn't be taking this long.
>She sees her hunched over the water fountain doing something to her arm with her other arm by moving it back and forth rhythmically.
>She notices him and yelps.
"W-what are you doing, Yuri?"
>Yuri turns towards user, who now sees what looks like crudely drawn thick lines in marker covering her arm. The color is orange-red, not even close to blood.
"Oh, I think Monika was trying to mess with me while I was asleep again. It's such a pain to wash off."
>Yuri and user enter the clubroom together.
>Monika is watching them expectantly from the far side of the room.
>user gives her a disapproving glance before going back to reading with Yuri.
will Dan do an AMA here someday?
talex
Goodnight /ddlc/, take care of your dokis
THIS IS MY CHANCE
BUT... I HAVE TO VENTURE DEEP INTO ENEMY TERRITORY
FUCK IT. I'M GOING IN. WISH ME LUCK.
Eh.
Same as every night more or less, my brother took a family-sized log of shit and I had to clean his ass because of his illness.
I'm unable to go out because of him and I've been in my house for the last 6 weeks.
I just want to go out for the night or whatever, drink 1 or 2 beers, relax and forget that life's so difficult when someone from your family has a life-threatening disease.
>femsub
Kill yourselves you disgusting degenerates
Night user
>50 million futa related questions later
>tfw 1'4"
>not wanting to gently bully your slightly out of touch club president for her plans that never go right
nerd
Monika crying tears of pain and pleasure as you punish her boypussy for deleting the girls!
Monika's tongue falling out of her mouth as your hips smack into hers!
Monika's useless cock cumming as you tell her she's worst "girl"!
Hi, I'm Doki Doki Literature Club creator Dan Salvato. All of the characters in the game are female except the main character. I accidentally lost all the keychains and I'm asking my mom to help me look for them. Any other questions?
GET EM KEYCHAIN GUY I'M 600% BEHIND YOU
No. Gentle bullying only.
mega.nz
>I accidentally lost all the keychains and I'm asking my mom to help me look for them.
Plot Twist: She put them on a 5 foot high shelf and that's why he can't find them.
>Monika face when planning her next unsuccessful strike
>Monika getting desperate
>tries to straight up tell Sayori to kill herself
>Ends up saying it, but Protag walks in
>"Sayori, you'd make everyone happy if you-- UHHHH.... Brought... Gifts! YES! Gifts! We're having a secret santa!"
>'But it's November...'
>"EARLY SECRET SANTA!!"
>
>monika's rw she ends up hosting a secret santa party on accident
Is this imposter trying to imitate my perfection? Pathetic. Be sure to check out Project Libitina(tm)
Yore
Ugleh
pastebin.com
Okay if you guys have slowed down now here's the Misadventures of Monika pastebin so that these antics are immortalized
I will keep updating it though, if I am around to see more
twitter.com
I believe in you, buddy. Go in hard like the US marshals.
Faggot.
HOW'S YOUR MOM GONNA HELP YOU FIND MY KEYCHAIN WHILE I'M FUCKING HER BLIND, YOU DISGUSTING SUBHUMAN MANLET?
SHIP IT
NOW
God bless you, user.
>Monika assigning everyone a Secret Santa with names in a hat
>tries to rig it so she gets user
>forgets how she rigged it and someone else gets user
>spends the rest of November trying to figure out who got user and how to switch with them
>Monika trying to edit her character file to make herself smarter
>dumps a philosophy textbook into herself
>Now she can't stop prattling about stuff she doesn't quite understand
>MC has to walk past Sayori's house on the way to school
>Ends up getting stuck trying to help her
>Monika ends up being alone for hours ajusting her hair or looking in the mirror
>Eventually a teacher says Thier closing the school so she has to leave or she will be locked out
>Meanwhile MC and Sayori have glued themselves together
>Monika walks home and sees them in a passionate embrace and runs home
>she just messed up rigging it and no one got user
>Yuri gets two gifts
>they're both knives
>it's pretty terrific
Monika begging you to stroke her smallish dick as you start to pump her full of your first load!
Holding Monika's hands behind her back and telling her she has to kiss you to get that privilege!
Monika struggling to arch back and kiss you only to fail and convulse in another orgasm as you hammer away!
Better?