Getting a bit worried here. Currently at 680k HP with only 6 days left to go. 390% boosting at max.
Luke Wood
Prove that DW doesn't do this
Lincoln Walker
Everyone who post below me gets an Alien as their next spook
Jason Rodriguez
MHX
Colton Butler
>green eyes DELET
Lincoln Gonzalez
What's your goal tho, the lore?
Jaxson Gutierrez
REMINDER
David Reyes
I reverse causality so that my gatcha always reaches shishou's heart
Wyatt Rivera
>637 points >at 410% points, so I should get 821100 more
>tfw only need to farm another 50k which I probably will get from 40 AP getting ascension stuff
nice
Kayden Howard
Come to me, Altera-chan!
Isaac Johnson
725k from remaining dailies alone. Work your way from there.
Gabriel Myers
Already spooked. You're welcome to do it again
William Edwards
>just got my third GUDA-O drop I don't have to even care about the hiragumo ones now.
Caleb Johnson
DON'T FUCKING LEWD MY WIFE WHO I LOVE SO MUCH
Juan Lewis
>only 660k with natural AP Am I going to make it?
Daniel Murphy
>paying for a Bamco game that isn’t Dark Souls
You did this to yourself.
Xavier Green
...
Jason Price
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hudson Hill
>he does not want to gaze upon the lewd skin of his wife what a homo
Logan Bailey
>Still under 600k Will I need to spend apples if my goal is only getting Nobu maxed?
Andrew Adams
honestly Kiyo seems like the type who would lavish attention (snek cloaca) on any master who pays attention the slightest amount of attention to her
Ethan Sanchez
Can Kiyo fuck off, I just want my NP4 Herc
Nathan Long
moar
Luke Murphy
>740K >6 days to go >lore is at 1.5 Mill >need 126K per day >only 3 apples left
I’m not gonna make it, bros.
Alexander Bell
YUGE AND SHINY NOBUS
Dylan Diaz
no bahsaka for you at all
Liam Cox
You are fucked on Christmas that is for sure.
Noah Howard
Is this what pleases the dumb male master?
Ayden Reed
nope. The dailies should get you to a million if you keep at the new landmine quests.
Lucas Richardson
>350k I don't think im gonna make it bros.
Blake Nguyen
>Just realized that I am missing one last Guda-O after getting the last skull I'm at 600k, can I just abandon it if I don't care about the lore but want the last Nobu?
Xavier Martin
Anal/Missionary/Rape
Lucas Perry
>wasting all your apples for scales, feathers, and a lore
Christ.
Owen Gutierrez
>3
what were you doing during Halloween senpai?
Julian White
>Bunyan loves humanity and civilization Very Cute
Austin Murphy
Lores are extremely limited.
Charles Butler
i'm in the same boat and no. There's 6 days left, even if you severely lowball yourself and say 50k per daily, that's 300k. Figure you can get 7-8k per 40AP and you do 6 a day, ~40k+ per day there, that's 240k. Easy 1m.
Mason Turner
For all the fucking stupid people who can't do math.
If you have the most basic servant line-up (4 Gudao, Nobu, Support Okita with Gudao, 4x 20% servants) you have a minimum bonus of 390%
With that 390% bonus, the remaining 1 AP quests (not counting today) will give you 788.9k ALONE
That's over half of what you need for just the 1 AP quests till the end of the event. It represents approximately 72% of the total 1 AP quests awards. So no, you should not be in a hurry.
Parker Ramirez
Missionary Liz, Rape Nero
I don't like Anal
Asher Carter
Why is Altera always hanging out with the lolis?
William Hernandez
literally who
Wyatt Sanchez
I'm comfy with natural AP farming
Grayson Reyes
He was ordered to impregnate Helena.
Eli Jackson
This is an appeal to ignorance, retard, and a big logical fallacy. You either have proof they do, or you don't.
Jace Murphy
Who /comfy/ here?
Luis Peterson
>goblin drops testicle instead of landmine
Ryan Bennett
i bought all the store ones and then four more dropped for me after buying them at this rate i'll have two of them limit broken
Jordan Morgan
Oh no, I miss one. All those five star servants I'll surely roll will have to sit at level 9 skills for a few weeks until the next event lore comes out.
Noah Taylor
Stacked Snek
Charles Howard
Anal Nero, missionary Nero and rape (consensual roleplaying) Nero.
UMU
Wyatt Gutierrez
Ayyy, currently at 1.2m, going back to farming EXP
Mason Gutierrez
Anally Rape Nobu in the missionary position
we call this the Snek in the Shadows Lurking beneath Honnouji
Charles Martin
What do you guys think Jalter's feet smell like? Asking for a friend haha
Joshua Clark
Anal rape LIZ
Nolan Perry
Please. I'm not a gameplayfag and just want my favorite girl to come home.
Thanks for the PSA, user. While it is kinda hilarious seeing the retards lose their shit, it gets annoying after a while.
Julian Powell
>Jalter
Anthony Kelly
>trying to rape someone in the missionary position heh, stupid noobies
Jace Diaz
Missionary Liz, mating press Nero and rape Tamamo.
Ayden Reyes
...
Angel Cook
but i need to play bakasakas herc and lance to not get shreked
Michael Moore
This is the most reddit post I seen in ages
Michael Cook
Is it a valid strategy to just do the lancer hell over and over if I want nuts and it seems to be dropping them pretty regularly?
Hudson Bennett
thank you
Brandon Butler
I never said I would do all of them at the same time.
Jason Peterson
I want to play video games with naked Nobu
Leo Phillips
If you aren't at 500k yet you are retarded you know?
Mason Brooks
Good answer.
Landon Lee
>oral liz >use her horns as handlebars
Kayden Ward
i am at 490k.....
Sebastian White
>the one postergirled saber on my friendslist switched his all from Salter to Nobu for NO REASON I am underlevelled and need to farm landmines for my 5th gudao. Anyone with a decent postergirled Saber, please PLEASE add me: 331,661,162
Noah Peterson
Anal with Nero. Rape Tamamo. Missionary with Liz.
Nicholas Richardson
Sensei a cute.
Colton Roberts
...
Nicholas Flores
>all these anons thinking they will be able to cum several times in a row
>they also think they can overpower, held down and rape a teen or adult women
Owen Adams
Sent ;) Also, your name is censored.
Matthew Gutierrez
rip user
Noah Wilson
MY VIRGIN AND PURE EEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Nolan Myers
This makes me want to face fuck dumb male master more then want to grope teacher's breasts.
Brody Martinez
shhh, they don't know. let them dream
Ian Wood
Mating press the snek!
Bentley Cox
>not to mention that Servants have baseline abilities way above humans
It's fantasy though.
one time I nutted back to back and realized how much fantasy goes into my porn.
Asher Long
Oh sweet tea...
Anthony Perry
>wait until Servant goes to sleep after telling them they can sleep >use two command seals to induce lust in them >wake them up >mating press
Sebastian Thomas
>all these anons thinking they will be able to cum several times in a row If you can't recover at the very least in 5 minutes, then you have problems or masturbate too much. >they also think they can overpower, held down and rape a teen or adult women What are command spells
Christopher Richardson
I wish that were the case it would save me having to replace my underwear several times.
Oliver Sullivan
>what are command seals
John Wood
i got two, and a claw
Ian Nelson
>all these anons thinking they will be able to cum several times in a row >Implying I can't
Jose Phillips
>Benkei does triple Imposing Stance >even Sabers do 0 damage to him Wow.
Brandon Rogers
it only lasts a turn and a half so just get some NP gain/stars off him then slam him with the NP when his defenses drop
Keep in mind that Okitas NP ignores Benkeis defense up
Christopher Watson
>killing the nobbus fucking why
Joseph Brooks
>According to some studies, 18-year-old males have a refractory period of about 15 minutes, while those in their 70s take about 20 hours, with the average for all men being about half an hour. >Although rarer, some males exhibit no refractory period or a refractory period lasting less than 10 seconds.