/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood General

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>Patch 4.15
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Sadlanders

dead thread

shouldnt have chased all the ebins out

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Then why do you need gil or gear?

Why did you delete your discord icon?

OK so, listen up.

>Seeing someone with a pompadour or lightning

How much dps am I doing right now? *breaks neck*

The fuck are you placing that many waymarks in O3S for?

>after 4 months they finally add some eastern attire to the weeb expansion
>for the cash shop
Right on Yoshi

you mean besides the craftable ones?

Just because

awoooo

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>emoting catboy
You probably know why

:awoo:

I want you to physically awoo me!

Because they were too beta to have their own harem? The catboy WoL's are basically omega males.

I actually only need to barely look to my right to see ACT, so, shrug.
I don't know, I didn't place them. I was just there to help.

low level pocket healer lfw

>set out from your tribe to forge your own destiny because you can't get a girlfriend
>save the planet multiple times
>world famous slayer of men and gods
>still can't get a girlfriend

Finally.

>tfw finally managed to reach Ishgard and get past the ARR MSQ

Will it get better from here on? The latter parts of the ARR MSQ were a fucking shitshow of fetch and delivery boring cutscenes...

Thats a cute lala, would /pet if it was on my server

What server is this cocksleevehealer on?

Let me give you a helpful shoulder at high velocity.

Cause I had like 30k, and it seems nothing I'm mining is actually worth anything

That's implying they're all sun cats
I play a moon cat

Pocket healer? More like pocket pussy. AMIRITE?

Guess who made this thread

Thanks, let me find a tall cliff to stand at the edge of before you do tho

Try leveling ores. Electrum, cobalt, mythril, even HQ iron will sell well.

Pets are nice

Im on cactuar

Actually fuck off cobalt is MY ore.

fug

I wouldn't recommend the Ishgardian abyss. Everything that falls down there comes out again.

It isn't a meme, is it? All the Lalas really are on Cactuar.

Only things that are of value come back out, so I'm safe from that happening

Would pet and fug

Put it back you big baby.

Yes theyre fucking everywhere they infest the linkshell too. Ugly little demons

You sound like Eri, is this a midlander thing.

>Tfw no eri gf

>tfw no eri f

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It's just sadlander season I guess

Guess so, considered starting in Mateus for degenerate stuff but I remembered I don't know how to RP

>Tell tank to be considerate of other people's time
>He starts to yell and bully me

tell us why or fuck off with your attention whoring

You're of value to me. Without you existing, I wouldn't have spent seconds reading your posts, and thus my life would have been different. All experiences are of value to me, and thus you are important.
t. meme

stuff

Be my gf

Be this guy's gf

Stupid meowboy wants friends but then ignores me.

You have singlehandedly made me detest female Roes. I hope you're proud.

>considerate of other people's time
What does that even MEAN?
Sounds like you deserve it.

no be my gf instead

Sorry user but the answer will have to be no

What's with this sudden invasion of Lalafell lewders? STOP

>What does that even MEAN?
It probably means he was an impatient little shit who ran ahead and pulled and the tank let them die.

>using the same hairstyle as me
i guess thats a reason to be sad for

We were doing brayflox and he went out of his way to do EVERY trash mob and was extremely rude about it.
He was doing it for seals/exp, which I told him brayflox has a bad exp yield

Then he just flipped his shit on me

I'm not just gonna tell you my name user, wheres the fun in that?

>I tell my tank to hurry up since I dont wanna do brayflox for 30+ minutes
>Im the toxic one cause I just wanted to move on with my day and not sit in a dungeon carrying this dude as he wasted my time.

How the HECK am I supposed to find you then

Gravity is weird

I posted initials in the last thread ;3

>Using toxic
That's pretty toxic

pumps are nice

post pumps

>sits in DPS queue
>is suddenly in such a rush he can't spare a couple of extra minutes once he's in the dungeon

There are tons of people with those initials!

Be careful you don't lose a fourth of your health

God you're so Lazy user

So is yelling at your healer for asking you to be considerate of other people's time.
I dont mind helping sprouts and teaching them stuff, but I DO mind when a sprout yells at me and tries to write me off as a rude brat who just exists to sap fun out.

Gravity makes no sense
>Touch machine
>Gravity is changed, moving is now a gravity slide
>Slide
>Enemy slides into you, you lose 50 damage
>Slide into the enemy that slid into you
>Initiate battle
>The battle is the exact same despite the fact you have no gravity
Gravity is a meme.

Hehe.. Time stalk you in Player Search and never add you due to being shy!

>I was playing Ast
Whatever Im playing doesnt change the fact that I was being yelled at for telling him to be considerate of other people
Plus Brayflox doesnt even give you good seals/desynth.

Don't be a pussy!

>tfw you finally cave and glamour the revolver even though 90% of MCH players use it as well

Real men use the Outsider

>tank was a sprout
>was doing extra mobs for xp
>thus it was probably the highest level dungeon he could do
>which is, in fact, the best xp yield for your time
I think you're just an impatient bully, user.

Why would I do that?

U wot

That's my specialty!

Beyond the meme's meme puzzles.

>tells him to stop wasting time pulling mobs for xp that amounts to fucking nothing
>he pulls a hissy fit
>somehow user is in the wrong
no you fuck off

Add me!

Heavensward is leagues better than ARR.

ARR is just a shirt rite of passage you have to go through to get to the actual game.

This lizard and roe are about to get eb'd in 2 hours, say something nice to them!

I, too, imagine the lizard being pumped.

Gravity is a spell that reduces your health by a fourth.

Somehow I doubt he presented the details of his case accurately.

Clever

Congratulations.
I still appreciate you two helping me respect the content ages ago.

Doing full runs in DF is wasting other people's time. And if you're a tank queues are instant and it's actually not more efficient than just running it and requeueing.

Can't make me! Hehe

;3;

Au'ra has best taste in hairstyle.

>tfw different server
I wish you two the best and thanks for always helping people.

10000 hours in ms paint