/palg/ - Paladins General

holt give me a fucking loot pack you cunt

Right, I should actually pray to Chinks.

>literally zero drops from 3 day dreamhack
are there any hope for me lads

>PGS will play against PPL
That's kinda brutal, man.

Ork champ that brings nothing but more dakka to the game

Here's your loli champs.

I know, poor mousesports

why does evie look the youngest

Better question is why these are considered the "cutesy" avatars when they all look like they're raping someone or scared for dear life.

there's always hope. They could do what they did last time and forget to turn off the quicksilver/bloodmoon drops.

I think the girls looks cute

Chinks are ruining Paladins.

I feel like these e-ports teams are mechanically good but they just don't know the numbers. Like they'll hit all the headshots but they'll also keep taking the 3v5's when it's obvious they're going to lose.

I'm sorry.

Kek.

"the hop thing"
- gaynday, 2017

Evie looks evil not cute

Pretty hard to know the numbers when Hi-Rez releases game-changing patches every 2 weeks even while you're in another country doing their lan tournaments.

It could be that retarded hope that maybe the 3v5 will go in their favor if they duck and weave enough.
It's the same reason people feed single-file onto a point, they think "maybe it'll work out this time."

why's Cassie never used?
Is she really that useless without the infinite rolls?

Sha Lin does everything she does better and more,BK is OP,and her nerf was handled poorly

People don't like to test thing. Barely anyone even try to play BK after the nerf until recently.

I love watching teams composed of people I've outplayed before.

Well one more reason to try to kill myself.
even if I silence my team I can still hear and see their VGS spam.

TURTLEMAN WHAT THE FUCK

>rockmonkey didnt kill himself
>rockmonkey gave makoa a second ult
rip

Brought low by his own hubris.

remember kids, this is why you need to kill yourself

>cassie in zero % tier
>barik and ash near bottom tier

fuck hi-rez

Because she is
But still cute

>bk
>terminus
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what went right?

there's no way to completely silence everything?

Who the fuck can even counter BK right now?

>complete all ranked placement matches
>7w 8l
>still get placed in Gold V
Nani the fuck?

>weekend
>double vip event
>new patch
>new character
jeez, I don't know.

...

>grohk picked a ton now
>no willo to counter because who?
worst timeline
Dodge roll Cassie rip

placement doesn't matter

It's almost impossible to play so poorly that you end up in silver or bronze.

so what do I do here? Anyone knows? I assume its a gold reward because Hi-rez doesnt realy want you to win more crystals than before, so what am I supposed to do here? Anyone an idea?

I think the simplest gestures of love are usually the best.
It's simple really, I love her. I love my precious girl with all my heart, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
She is simply perfect and I am deeply in love with her.

I realy like this one because it doesnt depict each of the flanks in their stereotypes.

What do you mean what do you do here? Finish one or two of those quests and youll unlock the chest

>you just won gems for smite!

FUCK OFF LOOT BOT

I mean the 0/150 quest. No clue what it is, its a high number for sure but that doesnt have to mean much

I'm on PS4 and have seen loads of bronzes and silvers.
But hey: free Drogoz skin.

Idk either honestly.. Just reroll it

Can you not reroll the quest? Click on it.

maybe is because paladins was release on china

I feel the reason he's so high in competitive play or team play right now is because everyone worships chokepoint too much, they're letting bomb king throw out all his damage for free all the time. One play where you dive the bk is all you need

yeah the first one was just the same. the one you see is a rerolled one

"andro takes no skill"
- gaynday

its true

wow all those crystals?!!?? and all I had to do was log in everyday?
Feelsgoodman

>paladins takes skill

dude that fucking drogoz ult though

Do i watch hireztv or paladinsgame strim for the drops?

I've been using Paladinsgame.
I think there was a french channel that also did drops, but I forgot the name of it.

Both for maximum chances.
Iker_Guide I think. I have it open too just in case.

Wouldn't triple tank against two flank/two tank be better than going Evie?

Grover would be best.

everyone keeps picking short range champs so I think they're all trolling

Maybe they're hoping Evie will be able to zoom into the backline and off Jenos before he becomes too much of a problem. Without healing, the tanks will crumble.

Purity isn't playing this to well they're dropping the min max opportunities
>held in place
>ruckus doesn't back shoot and lets himself die
>bk held in place
>doesn't throw any bombs and just dies
It's so important to keep firing when you know you're going to die.

holy shit androxus players are the most pretentious piles of shit ever, they always brag about how much """"skill"""" this character takes
>hitscan burst damage, just wait for your target walk at your crosshair and shoot, specially for a game whose hitboxes are bigger than a truck, no tracking required
>can dash 90% of the times at any direction so he won't ever need to worry about positioning
>if dash isn't ready press Q and get free invulnerability (that also resets his dash cooldown if he walks at the shoter's face btw)
>no need to ever reload in fight thanks to his cards
and what makes me mad is that everyone think he's hard to play just because he uses a revolver as main weapon
this isn't skill, it's nu-skill (aka artificial skill)

Can we keep the fat dude instead of rabies?

Did buck really go bulk up?

stop bullying rabies

>having to aim in paladins
wew

>hitscan burst damage, just wait for your target walk at your crosshair and shoot, specially for a game whose hitboxes are bigger than a truck, no tracking required

If you take that in mind why does Androxus go from 39% winrate at low levels to 61% at high level? It can't be both easy to aim and also only need to have good aim with Androxus being enough to win.

>So it's either hard to aim in the game, or you need to have more than just good aim to be a good Androxus.

or low levels are mouth breathing retards who cant aim

If I don't get anything today I'm not going to be a part of the viewbot tomorrow.

>banning nothing but frontlines
never thought I'd see the day

>they forgot the "ban bk" strat
retards

This, I wonder if anyone is arguing with their mates to ban BK only to have everyone disagree

because paladins players are retarded moba players that never touched a fps before
ever wondered why you're already in the top 5% if you reach 2k elo in paladins guru? because they're just that bad, if you look at paladinguru leaderboard it has 130.000+ pages of players, however at page 7.000 you already see people below 2k elo, average paladins players are mouthbreathers with 1.5k elo
there's even retards who managed to get negative elo in this game

there seem to be some kind of loot drop reward glitch

That jenos bait into the andy fucking Evie up was beautiful

are you watching the stream Ying-user?

Also what skin do you use for Ying?

Holly shit that Evie is everywhere.

>inara throws the push after BMing

kek what a dumbass

The disrespect.

I just have it in the background for potential freebies. I'm doing other things.
I believe this looks cute and matches real well, but most times I use Quicksilver.

Why don't they follow that Evie? She's been doing work!

Holly shit that hold.

>getting solo'd by Evie

Its just a preview bug, same thing that happens with the friend request/party invite in there

>BK and Evie on LAN

It makes me feel things I rarely feel

>gank stars have spent more time dead than alive this game
LMAO