/pdg/ - PAYDAY 2 VR general

mech enemy when edition

Previous failed OD first world bank: >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Steam group still not ded
steamcommunity.com/groups/Itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>monthly meme
youtube.com/watch?v=ndEaBBKDgB8
youtube.com/watch?v=DiXo_ifSvt0

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Dead game.
Dead thread.

>tfw its true

why make this thread so dead when the game still have so many players ?

truly a weapon to surpass a metal gear

>Last thread gets archived within 2 days
ded

>mfw seeing the scarface heister model from payday 2 in a NSFW gallery on the sadpanda site

so this is the final legacy of payday 2

>peoples wanting a metal gear enemy when we already have the zeal snipers in Crime spree

please

payday masta is back
I need a gf to play pd2 with its too boring now. Playing better competitive games cos the kike pack and vr dont seem promising and I obviously cant afford vr anyway

Pdg doing overdrill on OD to prove their level when ?

>implying I haven't
And I'm never fucking doing it again

>overdrill on od
>sitting in a small corridor just farming kills for 40 minutes, basically barely going down because it's such a small space, cops barely spawn in the elevators and grenade launchers clear out 80% of the fucking map
Yes this is a very good skill test my man

If 1 guy can do it with no downs, how hard can it be buddy? youtube.com/watch?v=IXj7jGYvt9Y

>/thread

>tfw no matt roscoe in my basement to torture and waterboard and perform cock and ball torture on

JoJo?

But for real though, Silent Assassin really does make the game more realistic.

>Using a crutch mod for shit players
>saying you use it because it's more "realistic"
Absolutely nothing in the game is realistic, I don't know why you need this mod in particular

17th for Lab Rats being the Rick and Morty of heisting that nobody should have to play ever.

t. brainlet

Just throw your steam id already so we can make sure to never play with you.

id/akillerbee
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198395581103

No Mercy in PD2 when?

ded now in VR

I can't imagine what it must be like to play OD in VR.

I already did the original PDTH overdrill, I aint gotta prove shit anymore

Overkill in VR is hectic enough if the host has a good rig.

I'm afraid to try OD.

Daily reminder that everyone in this game is a turboshitter unless proven otherwise.
Like soloing the making a statement cheevo, holy shit

Nobody plays PD2 for the realism though.

in 145+?

imagine it with full speed on a 5ghz 8700K

>in 145+?

Well yeah, that was the only way you could do it during the event, 145+, golden masks and a 2 hour drill.

This is M1014-san. Say something nice about her.

It's one of my favourite weapons in 99% of the games

>Be PS4fag
>Playerbase is still pretty solid, but almost all the competent players are gone
>Doing Russian Job, One Down
>Host fucks up, doesn't restart the mission.
>All holed up in one of the office rooms
>Host gets downed, keep reviving him because may as well not waste the contract right.
>Tries to fight off the horde with his two-piece and basic bitch pistol, one of the Chimanos.
>Quit after 10 minutes because host still didn't restart.

Do I just wait for Payday 3 or?

>Claims to be a competent player
>"Russian Job"

Never claimed to be a competent player, in fact, I'm about as awful as they get.

The one where Vlad tells you to steal the Tiara thingo.

Oh re-reading your post I see that now, sorry user.
It's Ukrainian Job btw

How bad do you have to be to fuck up Ukrainian Job? Even on One Down.

37th for Connor Shaw being /our gay/

youtube.com/watch?v=wuJgpP-AXO4

>Quit despite not wiping after 10 minutes of loud OD
The worst combination of both console shitters and stealth fags.

Pretty fucking fun shottie and can be good for crits builds

Can we finnaly get single shot for akimbos now that people in VR can do that?

>slaughterhouse attracting the weebfags

Shit heist for shit peoples, that makes sense for once.

>Slaughterhouse is shit
Your shit taste is killing this thread.

43th for Bonnie cosplays

>Sister and her boyfriend has some coke
>They offer me some and a rail 2 fat lines
>Get on payday VR
>Get pumped
>Manage mayhem hoxout
>Realize i've become jimmy
>Mfw

QA7GY, XG4JW, FXXRC, 3XHNJ

Give me a weapon combo to kill everything in One Down.

Crossbows, and GLs, with Crutch Song.

There.

>get escape:park on DW,
>only one possible spawn point for the escape van, all the other ones are blocked with swat trucks,
>try to move the million of bags on that direction,
>mfw my teammates spent the 3 following minutes moving back the bags to the center of the park

Almost tempted to rip away the skin of my face when seeing this show.

>voluntarily doing Escapes
You complain, yet you're the one who volunteered for that shit.

saiga/grimms + he judge
and crits of course

>implying it's my fault when the expert driver asset doesn't work

China puff + GL40

Ammo bags hates this combo

user.

I am going to explain this once: Expert Driver always works.

You either didn't buy it, or you swapped builds after buying it so the game un-bought it.

>LGL supposedly coded the bipods in payday
>didn't implement them in their own game

Let's face it, they worked on the game 6 months before releasing. If they really needed 3 years for it, then they're worse than Electronic Art.

Lol typical shitter who doesn't even know why I'm literally the god of payday and pdg

If you posted in pdg ever there is a 100% chance I fucked your mom in her cunt lol

I wonder if there is a very cute girl that is going to send me a RAID WW2 code RIGHT now

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Crossbows don't wipe enemies fast enough.

Fair. But this one is overused.

Will run out of ammo.

>I'm literally the god of payday and pdg

And that's anarchist perk deck users in a nutshell, everybody. They beat a couple of DW heists and think they're hot stuff

>VLCW2-89QHI-F6YNI
Thanks qt

Thank you my gf

trashly is the best public use codeslut.

If anyone actually wants to play RAID with me feel free to add me. It's actually a lot more fun after a few changes IMO. Got nobody to play it with.

Don't you only play Warhammer?

Only if you let me headpat you

k
Nah

...

I meant add me on steam.

Blessed be your soul

page 8

I feel like i'm the only person that plays raid out there, me and the same 12 people i always see

>Will run out of ammo.

Look at this guy, look at him and laugh

>overused
do you fucking want to kill everything and not worry about ammo or not?

Please link this meme

took the first one
post yfw that code dump doubled the raid playerbase

Why is it so fun?

because it fires FAST

but that's not how the RPK aka the most fun LMG in the game.

>we will never have a low rate of fire but high damage lmg like the m60

Daily reminder that Anarchist is currently sucking Stoic's dick

both are crutch decks

real men use armorer

>implying the devs won't nerf stoic to shit

It's jules we're talking about. The fun-hater and the dark soul-lover

It's the same man that buffed crossbows to thanatos level he is just a retard

I don't use the anarchist suit shit it's retarded
and I don't play DW
you obviously have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say. Confused little faggot. Please, stay quiet while I run this fucking general. If you want to be another one of my cock suckers, I'm afraid there's too many and I can't fit you in, however your mother or sister might fit

This as payday masta
I have to say
they've made armor amazing by turning it into health. Not to say armorer still isn't good with a car 4 dmr and china puff

Look at it like this:
My posts here are basically my cum.
And you faggots basically eat it up. You drink that shit no matter how dense it is. Works for me desu, but you really didn't have to. Thank you, from the payday masta

>and I don't play DW
why don't you play the on objectively most fun difficulty?

That's an odd way to say crew chief

I'm constantly living in fear because of that being a possible thing to happen
>Inb4 they'll nerf it once they release H3H3's perk deck

The H3H3 perk deck will be stoic and sicario combined with a vaping pen that when used does both flask and smoke bomb effects.

You're a driven man, Saltzpyre.

Any tips for driving?

Wear a seatbelt

use your turn indicators

New player here, with a quick question. Why ios everyone so shit at this game? Normally if I join a game that is already several years old, playing well is incomprehensibly hard. Here, I am able to outperform the majority of people who aren't 10+ infamy.

Click heads, get inspire aced, get rogue deck, keep track of your downs, watch your angles, and armor gate. The one sentence is a comprehensive guide to being better than the average infamy 2 shitter.

all the good people play privately so they dont have to deal with the randoms

>Click heads, get inspire aced, get rogue deck, keep track of your downs, watch your angles, and armor gate. The one sentence is a comprehensive guide to being better than the average infamy 2 shitter.
Pubs have been incapable of understanding that from the beginning of time. Also 99% of pubs are stealthshitters who got the game to play stealth, not loud.

>all the good people play privately so they dont have to deal with the randoms
That and since you ever only see non-full lobbies, you are either going to get lucky and get into a lobby with competent people the moment it opens up, or going to get the trash who don't have full lobbies because pubs keep leaving on failure.

>youtube.com/watch?v=VCPgvIikvHE

/pdg/ sharing their stealth tricks for train heist when ? I need this heist for the safehouse trophy