/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

add a 0 on there and youve got a deal

STOP MAKING THREADS EARLY WITHOUT A LINK YOU FUCKING SPAZ

My favorite class is the Heavy Weapons Guy
I like to use the Stock Minigun, the Sandvich or Second Banana, and the Killing Gloves of Boxing

nigger

I'll give you four ref if you throw in an unusual prehistoric pullover

buying 10 s space hamster hammies for 20 keys

Last thread had a major /pol/ infection.

youtube.com/watch?v=nUOSzYIf31I

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youtu.be/ARofkbSN2L0

cute pussies

Really making good use of all that new office space huh Valve

wtf im not a critical hit-hating brainlet anymore

>valve
>remembering tf2 exists
Ha good one

Yep, that's where I got it from.

what the fuck is this, a daycare center?

Say hello to the new TF2 department
Notice the lack of computers or people

>watching your teammates feed the braindead enemy spy main trickstabs as his ego inflates to beyond the solar system
>they can't comprehend just staying away and shooting him with their guns

>tfw you are so good that you dominate the same guy twice

>playing on terminally bugged skial servers
dumb furry kys

Its not a bug, it was a dead ringer spy
And sorry for wanting a quick bit of tdm fun

I miss when spies had 100% speed and you could juke their butterknife

>le spy main tries his trickstab on you
>misses because it only works on retards
>pulls out the fair and balanced™ diamondback
>1shots you

>still complaining about the diamondback when its a straight downgrade until he begins doing things
At least the ambassador lets you get free crits with an overly generous hitbox just for aiming upwards slightly, and the l'etanger has utility. The diamondback is made for gun spy except he has to be a mostly knife-oriented spy to actually get any of its niche

Let me guess, you also like random crits

It was a deadringer you dumb furfag, you didn't even get the kill either time

For comparison, the frontier d'justice can drop medics in one hit with a meatshot, and he doesn't even need to kill anyone in order to get his crits.

I know, I said that here And so what? Its vaguely funny

>engineer needs to get close to a medic
>this is pretty much impossible in comp
>spy can easily snipe across the map with diamondback
hello there brainlet, ur b8 is weak

Sure, but that's another downside of the diamondback too. It can't roll for life-saving random bursts of skill like the l'etanger or stock, and it can't two-shot razorback snipers without crits like the enforcer.

since when can hats kill

>A weapon is bad because it can't get random shits

>shoot someone pretty far away
>still does 96 damage because they're crit pellets
I can only imagine the cognitive dissonance needed to both hate crits and defend the frontier justice

>not rolling for random crits is in fact not a downside outside of comp
henlo reddit

>mexican /v/edditors defending random crits again
lole

>both can't roll for skilled crits
>both straight downgrades until the epic l'gamer does something trival to earn full critical hits
>both unviable competitively
One is a balanced gun and the other is the frontier justice

If the diamondback is so OP how come literally no one uses it

I do

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because its actually fucking bad, just like the people who die to it

>no on uses it
Every spy main uses it after the ambassador got neutered, fuck are you on about pablo.jonzalez2003

I've played several hours every day since the update and haven't seen anyone use it once, are you telling me all the spy mains are just hiding or something

>Are you telling me all spy mains are hiding or something
Since there's 5 pyros in every server, I wouldn't be surprised.

yes, good, good, keep directing your attention to trivial spy and engie primaries instead of the actual problem

I have never had much trouble playing against that thing. I really don't know why people think it should be nerfed.

The DH is fine since no one can actually use it, like the Loose Cannon.

it's actually kinda bad

>Engineer
>Basically just a shitty slow scout on his own, possibly with 25 more health
>Has to lose the protection of his sentry for at least a moment in order to cash in his kills for crits
>Has to pray no one notices him while he's getting his shit built
>Frontier Justice
>Half the clip size of the normal shotgun, making extended combat difficult
>Has to get at least one assist with the sentry, making it difficult when the enemy is pushing aggressively and preventing the sentry from going up at all
>Crit pellets only do 18 damage, making it largely pointless to fire at long range

>Spy
>Second-fastest class in the game
>Has a one-hit-kill move
>Can move around undetected to get into position
>Has an optional get-out-of-jail free card if things start to go south
>Diamondback
>Same clip size as stock
>Damage penalty is negligible
>Doesn't need to put himself in a disadvantaged state to gain crits, they are accrued naturally for doing what you would be doing anyway
>Crits do a consistent 102 at any range
>As long as there's one retard on the enemy team, getting crits is easy as fuck in any situation

>willingly playing spy when there's 10 pyros on every server
I only went spy once since the update and that was to backstab someone doing the dalokah's exploit

Only if you're bad

competetive tf2 will never be popular because it's so fucking boring to watch
tfcucks btfo

>can get into position undetected
OR
>get out of jail free card
not both
>damage penalty is negligable
Easily takes one more shot than stock to drop anyone
>doesnt need to disadvantage himself
No, he has to get work done with a straight downgrade stock revolver, and foregoing the reliability of the ambassador or utility of the l'etanger
>as long as there's one retard he can get crits
This also applies to the Frontier Justice

it's only good against bad players and stock is good against those too
once people know how to play against direct hit it becomes pretty much useless against anything but jumping soldiers, you can't even reliably defend yourself against scouts rushing you down with it

Meanwhile Engineer can do neither of those things
Spy doesn't have to work with a downgraded stock revolver because he can choose not to put himself in a situation that requires a revolver until he has his crits
No, it doesn't, if the good players are staying aggressive, the Engineer can't build his sentry, and he can't get crits.

>if the good players are staying spy-aware, the spy can't get backstabs/saps, and he can't get crits
hmmmmmmm

Are you actually this fucking retarded you redditor, holy shit

For anyone who uses a Gibus, I tell you to demand the TF team to upgrade all Gibuses to have all styles from Ghastlierest to Ghostly. I also demand that you add uncratable Unusual Gibuses (not galvanized). Gibus strangifiers and pyrovision strangifiers.

>Cloak
>Avoid areas with spy-aware players
>Stab stragglers and people just coming out of spawn
Wow, so challenging

whatever you say uncledanefan.2005

>2005 is 12 years ago
HOW DOES THAT WORK

There we go with le uncle dane!!! XD posting, you're autistic.

>build minisentry in a spot it shouldn't be
>it gets an assist
>recieve crits
Is this the dark souls of team fortress 2?

wtf 1994 was 66 years ago?

>frag enemy
>"sticky spammer"
Is there a faster way to identify a fraglet?

Fuck off jose.hernandez.2002

stop stickyspamming wtf u fcking tryhard im friendly!

you can be topfrag and not kill friendlies, you know.

Yeah, someone who stickyspams because they can't hit pipes

>run out of pills, don't have time to reload
>finish him off with a sticky
>collect the butthurt
always feels nice

anyone using the sticky launcher to its full potential can definitely hit pipes, it's not as if the weapons fill the same role

>finish him off
If you can't kill someone with four pipes you're shit lmao

>Dying to stickies
Only bads do this lmao

>dying
found the fraglet kys

I don't think you are so dumb you can't imagine a scenario where you fight someone with less than a full clip, yes?

Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch homo faggot shithead dick cunt mother fucker.

>not so dumb
We have "people" in here actually attacking the diamondback and skilled critical hits, of course there will be bads who have never played demoman before

im already dead i cant kms

>New items added
>Ghastlierest Gibus Unusualifier (pulls from a pool of all Halloween Unusual effects, as well as a new Orbiting Zephaniah effect)
>Pyrovision Goggles Strangifier
>Can only be applied to Vintage quality Pyrovision Goggles

>every other class has to reload or switch to a weaker weapon if they run out of ammo, forcing you to pick the right battles and manage your shots
>only one has a second primary that's easier to use and has more ammo to switch to
Sounds like a class that takes a lot of skill

all you have to do is get up on his nuts, retard. demoman takes the most skill and he needs two primary weapons because hes black

i REALLY enjoy killing friendlies on 2 fort

>>demoman takes the most skill
>he actually believes this
lmaoing @ your IQ

>actually playing daycare: the map
I mean if you have fun antagonizing toddlers I can't stop you but you should at least realize whats you're doing

>no demoman mains
>his primary primary takes years of practice to even begin to use
>his second primary has two functions, one that will go over the head of even seasoned vetarans until they're taught by a master personally at the peak of mount awimoweh
>demoknight is actually the dark souls of tf2
are you serious right now or just a spy main

how many hours and hats bought did it take you to realize demoman takes skill?

>give black dynamite two primaries
>he now does not have a secondary to fall back on when his primaries are dry/inappropriate for the situation
Tell me how this isn't balanced, again

how many times did you have to smash your head into a wall to delude yourself into believing demoman takes skill?

F2P shitter detected, just uninstall the game you fucking tard

>a second primary is somehow appropriate for less situations than a secondary
Lmao

>implying there's ever a situation that's inappropriate for "lob a pill at it" or "spam stickies until the bad men go away"