/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

fuTA is for...

>just be confident bro

futa is a shit maymay that needs to be wiped out

>she's still 2k
wished i was a girl and pussypassed my way into the industry

>implying she's there to actually coach
PREDATOR's used goods

How can newbee compete, you cant even see mineski's heroes

dotards plz give me a (You) i worked hard for this.

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>giving moon puck

Gz user!

Sounds like you're actually a pussy. Even Cyborgmatt can do it, you have no excuse

>more commends than mmr
ayy lmao
know your place and keep supporting instead of playing carry, dumb slut

Cyborgmatt is a programmer who did a lot of dev-work for 3rd party tools for dota and is a manager who has connections with Valve

>3-0 before the horn
just like my pubs, it's a hero brawler now

>2k commends
>2k mmr
....how long have you been horrible at this game?

too bad he's too retarded and not as good as based bruno to work for valve

My point is that fat fuck he may be, he's not as untalented as Kips and didn't get into the position he's in now by being a woman

When do I unlock ranked? Im retarded hjelp i dont understand these trophy's

>programmer
Literally every script kiddy can become a programmer if they want

>dev-work for 3rd party tools
Like? Data mining patches is not dev-work

>has connections with Valve
And I guess he used his good looks to get these connections (if they even exist)?

you gotta link your phone to your steam account to play ranked

A web programmer maybe, but that's the lowest payscale too. Any more elaborate development than that requires some education. Could be self-taught too, but then you still have to invest a lot of time and then you're probably no script kiddie anymore.

I think kipps is cute id fug his boipucci

I already have, im asking when I reach level 20.

>lina the slayer
what does she slay

"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his ballsack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enomous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

>He doesn't know

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>mineski

Shame the show went to shit with every season.
I hated the fucking power level bullshit.

idk it's like 200 wins or some shit like that

is col the ourest of teams?

based

>22 minute aa aghs

Sometime i wish dota2 has its own platform instead of one in everything.
It will update for every single i don't care about like tournaments and shits

i don't understand this post

Do you max nether toxin or poison attack first on viper?

pussy
she's a leeeesbiaaaan

>tfw drunk out of your mind but still winning games as support

>Vega

not looking good for kips' resume

>Freedman
>Look like a white lesbians

personally toxin since it accelerate farm and render allied gank much easier.

col literally STYLING on Vega
>Euros stop posting
MFW

BIG
EU
BULLS

Non-int heroes unconventional heroes that you should purchase Octarine Core on:
>Dragon Knight
>Weaver
>Clinkz
>Lycan
>Broodmother
>Lifestealer
>Pangolier
>Arc Warden
>Terrorblade
>Sven
>Nightstalker
>Doom
>Chaos Knight
>Faceless Void
>Gyrocopter

>Vega
>EU
>Team

Pick one

>zfreek had more money than limp

CIS is not eu and its worst region, its like na 2015 it has only one team and other totally shit and no compettion.

If you do that on any of them you are intentionally losing.

>naix

??? pl;s expaliun

>its worst region

VP and Navi are better than all NA teams

awe you saved my gif

>tfw you will never pubstomp with 4 of your clones while grinding to 6k

ty
I suck at support, winning mid lane is how i got to 2k.
for an entire year, started playing after 2nd to last TI ended

>When CIS wins its EU
>When CIS loses you disown them
the same posters that called eu a muzzy team before TI were gobling their dick as soon as they claimed the aegis

MFFW

>playing ranked

Navi is actually godlike team now if they kick dendi, all strong teams have young carries and they not older than 21, rodjer is fucken god he is better than lil and actually probably number1 western support cuz he carries dendi everygame, and crystalize 17 year young xboct same playstyle. It will never happen but if navi bring young pubstar over dendi they become better than vp.

just have kids frogposter

>pick TA
>win

cis is it's own region bro
regions are
cis
eu
na
sa
sea
cn

something like that

no not really, you confuse me with na faggs

>nana can't even win on puck
zero hero pool lmao

>Every single Luna is going the meme sceptre refresher build

Wake me up

can we take a second to laugh at chinks for not inviting eg and liquid (and fucking over secret by making midone unable to attend) because they know they would have embarrassed themselves by losing to big boys again

>year 2019
>valve finally added role selection queue
>wait 2 hours in queue to play mid since im not supcuck
>meepe icon on mid, who is supposed to be pos4, says "i am a booster. 70% wr on meepo. let me mid ez win"
>say "alright, ill go safelane then."
>pos 5 system picked for us puts drow on safelane
>he says "yo carry puta"
>he then argues with some other spic over safelane
>other spic picks jungler bs
>offlaner is the only person, coincidentally white, playing the role he picked
>get cucked into playing wardbitch again.
thanks for reading my blog.

muad'dib led the jihad against the other team

what is her face trying to convey bros?

that involves 3d women.
i wish there was a clone of me with xx chromosomes. she would be the perfect gf

1 second downtime on Open Wounds, with the talent at level 25 it's 4s downtime on Rage, and Feast heals more.

Not an argument.

Does anyone know of any good video guides for this game that they'd recommend?
I want to get better

Did sing really needed the skadi? I thought that his build was fine but lmao2bfly

>they become better than vp
xaxaxaxaax
no.

is butterfly legit item for tiny?

threadly reminder dota is turning into a casual and shitty version of leeg + hots

>Team play
>Casual.

>lost loda and akke to fucking mobile leeg clone
>losing singsing to leeg
about kaya, yasha & sange myself

>icefrog adding more elements of complexity every patch
>brainlets believe this is casualizing the game
(You)

"What do you mean it's already in?"

then, dota is becoming too complex for its own good

>dendi is bad narrative

dendi has legit hard carried some of these navi games, like his pre-7.07 lina was insanely good

>lost singsing to leeg

really?

What are your thoughts on the dotacinema's community hero project aka create your own OP shit?
youtube.com/watch?v=yR3aNYVK5IQ
youtube.com/watch?v=AWT5Y9WDuv8

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>icefrog removes the bonus damage from Null/Wraith/Bracer and Perserverence

>it appears in it's own list for some reason

>a million retard brainlets from reddit and serveral journalists use this to say icefrog is simplifying the game

HAahaha

Literally every multiplayer game is seeing this stagnation. There's just more competition.

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I want to PAT Qop's head!

yo icefrog, stop making the game more complex. you killing the playerbase.

It's great, it's like everyone is suddenly waking up to the fact online games aren't fun most of the time because other people ruin them.