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IMPREGNATION EDITION

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xth for my wife Syndra

>tfw no qt petite gf

xth for cute Ukrainian grils
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Ashe is a shit

party van is coming user

how is this league related

>play ARAM
>everybody keeps trading and rerolling tanks
>play tank team
>steamroll the fuck out of a squishy team
>"gg nice job rolling tanks"

xth for report denegerate yordle and loli threads

I love my cute and perfect wife, Riven!

>how is a girl playing League of legends related to league of legends?

she's not even out and there is a fuck tonne of zoe art,

well played riot, you know your audience

Meanwhile Camille and Illaoi art is lacking, if not in quality, but greatly in quantity

>tfw no tight dragonpussy gf

>four seconds worth total of clips of league of legends snuck into the video
>haha totally league related, im not a pathetic stalker haha

>New LOL lore is written by a literal cuck who constantly whiteknighted for whores, convinced his wife that an "open marriage" would be good, and became bi because he never got laid while his wife did and still couldn't get anyone, until his wife left him and didn't even let him keep his Wii U

jusat carried a bunch of retards as xin zhao and also got a penta

>no honor received

>ywn be a Void Monster

Can someone please spectate my last game and tell me what I did wrong? I can't post my ign because its my friends account and his name is retarded and I can't copy/paste it but if you can give me your ign Ill add you

I really just want someone to tell me why I can't carry without jokes and memes. This is really starting to kill me.

xth for Cute Ashe

Boring Day Edition

Liss a shit!

Riven a cute tho!

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you can't win every game

>Zoe ignored gravity for a moment
>she dismissed gravity for a second
>Zoe dove into the air, surrendering herself to gravity
Quality writing here

Honors don't matter Xin-friend.
Not getting reported does, faggot.

The saddest thing about Anthony Burch is that when you think "no way his life could be THAT pathetic", you find out every single bit of it is true

Another friendly reminder that if you purchased the Mystery Champion and received one only worth 3150 that you can submit a ticket to have it refunded because they have since increased the minimum champion value to 4800.

Also; several of the things found within the emporium may be gifted (for blue essence)

>Mastery icon for 1500
>Mystery Mini icon for 2500
>Mystery ward skin for 4900

xth kill yourself attention whoring namefag

what emporium how do I get rid of these

Everything you can purchase in the shop currently you can gift using blue essence too.

Nigga your team took 3 towers and played Aram whenever dragon wasn't up and you had a botlane that was 20k combined at 40 minutes

FUCKING NERF TWITCH WHEN

>twitch
He was literally just nerfed

needs more nerfs

>Play Ascension mode
>Is fun for about 10 minutes, but take 25 minutes to end

200 points is waaaaaaaaay too long.

He's not even that strong. Ez and Cait dick on him easy.

guys can someone what went wrong in my game? Trying to climb out of Bronze 5 I'm actually Diamond 3 but I can't get out because of my teammates.

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>tfw no qt redhead halfbreed gf to breed until my cock is all raw and my pelvis flesh is bruised

i wanna be a cute grill void monster like ahri with countless tentacles inside her bushel of tails

>play aram and get xin with one adc on my team
>other team is a bunch of adcs and pokes, no frontline/engage
>the rammus doesn't want to go in
>do his job and just dive every time I'm alive
>win the game because the enemy team is scared of the fact I don't mind diving two towers to reach their back and are willing to blow all their ults and CDs on me exclusively

The best part is that no one said anything and it was just a nice, quiet game.

>now 3k BE just to level up mastery
what's the point

He's fine, though.

to drain your be

What melee champions i can play if i want to autoattack everything to death?

is that saint ?

can they nerf tristana already

its not fun to have the braindead AD for retards be the most broken one (sans ez)

Tryndamere
Nasus
Vi

This booty has been claimed for the Noxian empire

>a teemo walks into the bar

Tryndamere, jax if you're patient. Honorable mention to kayle though it's not really melee.

But what you are describing is caitlyn, not trist.

>bruised pelvis
>implying she doesn't just shove your dick fully inside her dragonpuss and milk you like a vaccum with her pussy muscles

I think rito took that copypasta way too serious when they made zoe

>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cait takes finesse and understanding of her role
she's also awful right now

Jax, Irelia, Fiora
Jarvan, trundle
Master Yi and Tryndamere

Wouldn't that still tug the tissue enough to bruise it?

>it takes finesse to outrange everyone in lane and get free harass

Is that so?

Fiora doesn't auto things to death, you need to Q more than you auto and her whole kit is based about dancing around the opponent hitting vitals rather than just rightclicking him.

But her Q counts as an autoattack user :^)

Shyvana might do that, but Zyra is much more controlled and would avoid it while still milking just as much

Post evidence.

anybody can play Cait in lane but winning with her is harder because she actually has a power dip and lategame you have to play her right

Tristana snowballs out of control with 1 kill and has a strong lane while being a top lategame AD carry
she has no power dips and no weaknesses

>Team doesn't ban Ezrael
>Team doesn't ban Sona
>Team doesn't ban Yorick
>Team doesn't ban Teemo
>Team doesn't ban Pantheon

Syndra getting ruined by Void Cock comic when?

why so mad?

>Bottom lane bans Varus and Tahm Kench

>teemo

The difference between Zyra's and Shyvana's character.

I love Zoe, but her lore fucking sucks.
>no man, you don't get it. it's supposed to be dark and scary BECAUSE she is so le randumb xDD
No, it's complete ass and the randomness is just a lack of creativity. It reeks of Burch's shitty Tiny Tina character.

>Not Zed

HHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO *gropes*

>gets shit on with cheese

How bad can you be

Just play the game correctly and you win

it looks like saint but i dont think it is bc saint is a lot buffier

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end already with this Burch circlejerk he's not responsible for all lore

>ezreal jungle
>twitch jungle
when will this fucking meme die

that wasnt even far desu

You're forgetting the real one:

Tristana Jungle

>Leona is aspect of the Sun and has Sun-powered abilities
>Diana is aspect of the Moon and has Moon-powered abilities
>Pantheon is the aspect of War and has Warrior abilities
>Taric is the aspect of the Protector and has Protection abilities
>Zoe is the aspect of Twilight and has... sparkles, bubbles, and butterflies?

who?

can't unlock mystery champion with be :^)

>Preseason and New Runes has made the game a mess

WHOA WHOA WHOA~!~! I PLAYED WOW IN PRE EXPANSION PATCH AND CRY BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BROKEN!~!~!

>over 57% winrate
>with fucking 26% pickrate

no doubt zoe fall in love, ezreal is the strongest champion right now

I'm going to marry Jinx!

>played a match with a jungle MF the other day
I have no idea how we won.

That's why I didn't mention it.

Couldn't find chromas, either, sadly.

>Riot made kindred as primary jungle adc
>they say they want make her be a "better twitch jungle"
>twich jungle is 10x more viable than kindred

holy shit what a failure

not if I marry her first!

Hey guys I'm going to Subway, should I get a 6-inch or a footlong.

Also, y'all want anything? Sub of the Day is the Subway Club.

get me a footlong italian bmt

Get whichever length you want

Also I'll have a 6-inch meatball marinara

>make a jungler to compete with twitch
>Most of her power is in her late game as opposed to twitch, the king of level 2 ganks.

>Queue 1 normal before going to bed cause why not
>Game is 20 - 0 at 5 minutes basically
>Check lolskill.net
>My team is 15% favoured to win
>Enemy team is gold and plat premade
>My team is literal level 9 accounts

Nani?

I always get a footlong and if i dont eat it all i can save it for later, but that's only with cold subs

I always get a tuna on white flatbread, shredded cheddar toasted, but only with the cheese and flatbread, I hate warm tuna but like the cheese melted. then lettuce pickles and a bit of vinagrette.

I miss quizznos

I mean what's the point in even leveling it up anymore

>play rhaast jungle and get my team rift herald 4 drags (all drags, two of which i stole) two barons and an elder dragon in a 50 minute game
>most honored player is bard for making a couple good ults

Teemo fucking VU when ? like lets be real for a second , swain and irelia are getting VU and gameplay too , AAtrox on the other hand is being tweaked with gameplay , when will teemo have his chance ?

Never, he's always going to be a meme/mascot

chocolate cookie

it's a be sink. there's no point in it other than to show off. same with those 50/100k icons and emotes.

>Be Gold shitter
>Q up for some Pre-Season Ranked
>Play Graves JG
>Some dude on the enemy team says their Twitch is a Diamond Smurf
>Yeah whatever
>First Blood goes to Twitch in the first 2 minutes
>Constantly hear "Enemy Double Kill" from Bot
>"JG OMG Help us!!1!"
>Mid and Top are doing fine so I ignore Bot and gank for them and get them super ahead
>"Wow, Nice Jungler you have. Doesn't even gank for you xD I bet he's scared."
>Farm up my Dark Harvest
>Tell my team to not group or over-extend to avoid Twitch
>30 minutes in
>We have taken all Mid and Top towers.
>My music playlist puts on P5's Last Surprise
>I see my team fighting
>Twitch tries to flank and gets hit by Morgana Q
>"...It's not what you foretold!"
>Pop Harvest
>"THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!"
>Dash and two-shot Twitch with an auto and my ult
>We wipe them out and end the game
>Twitch rages post-match

Any better feeling bros?