/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

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>News
playhearthstone.com/en-us/expansions-adventures/kobolds-and-catacombs/cards

>Deck lists
hearthstonetopdecks.com
hearthpwn.com
hsreplay.net (Buy premium for us)
thelightforge.com/TierList (Arena)
vicioussyndicate.com
tempostorm.com

>Open Tournaments
strivewire.com/
play.eslgaming.com/hearthstone

>Tourney Discord
discord.gg/W9jSqq9

Previously

Other urls found in this thread:

sites.google.com/site/hsgresources1/actual-information
sites.google.com/view/hsgeneral/home
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Old-timers of the general might remember the "/hsg/ Resources" site: sites.google.com/site/hsgresources1/actual-information

I'm currently working on a new one that'll be a bit more fleshed out, hopefully. Currently I have a section for New Players, the thread's battletags, the thread's streamers, a "meme repository" where you can browse & save the finest of /hsg/ memes, and maybe a few other sections. Maybe a "History" section, I dunno.

If you have any ideas to contribute to the new /hsg/ Resources site, please, feel free to tell me or drop me a line at [email protected]

Fuck arena

would anyone play this

What's the highest rank you've all gotten and how long did it take you

Legend.
3 weeks of grinding.

nice that you have the battletag list but I'm sure a lot of these players dont play anymore. We should probably do some cleaning, right?

the word "cost" isn't needed, should be "highest-mana", and even then the mana - body - effect is completely out of whack. Compare to Mana Tide Totem, which only draws a card at the end of a turn, and has a paltry 0/3 body for 3-mana. Throw an extra attack on there to remove the tribe, and you have a rough ratio of 1/3 for 3 to continuously draw cards at the end of a turn. Boost it by +2/+2 for mana cost, and you have the maximum body a minion like that should have at 3/5. Now stack the near-tutor effect on top of it. With all that done, take a moment to think about Secret Paladin, Barnes, and other tutor effects in Hearthstone and how busted they are. Now reconsider your card design.

1, same season I finally hit 5. Took me about a week and a half to hit 5, and a night a pop for each of the other ranks. The grind to Legend devastated me emotionally and I don't feel like going back anytime soon.

The link posted is to the old site, and yeah a bunch of people there aren't around anymore. I'll be setting up a new system on the new site ASAP.

If you want to preview the WIP, you can find the under-construction site here: sites.google.com/view/hsgeneral/home

hey good job!

i just tried to build a Jade Shaman and then i realized that many of the best jade cards are Druid-only. Why even make jade accesible to shaman if druid can do it so much better? Why are they fucking shaman in the ass?

Jade in shaman is just for the tokens. The main key is evolving them.

Why would you evolve something that already has value on the board equal to its mana cost?

What are you talking about? The classes are different but Jade Claws/Lightning have amazing non-jade attachments and Jade Idol/Behemoth are mediocre besides the jade ramp.

>Damage them
>Evolve

Still not as good as Doppelgangster

NNNNNNEEEXT

You are supposed to use your DK power on it.
Doppel is for Evolve. All Evolve shamans run x2 claws x2 lightning and x1 Aya anyway.

>shaman

>Lock uses Soulfire
>Discards his Lich King
>Concedes immediately

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

Legend, several times. I don't keep track of how long they take but easily the shortest of them all was when I did it with pirate warrior. A couple days and bam, easy legend. I felt so guilty that the very next season I went and got legend with a different deck to prove that I was still a good player.

...

What will be the next overpowered class after Druid and Priest? Im guessing either paladin or warlock again.

Hunter please

We Hunter bros have suffered enough already. Kobolds will be OUR expansion!!!

>Prints an epic hunter control card

Freeze Mage.

Shaman please.

pirate warrior

Hey today some of the cards get revealed right? How many hours do we still have to wait?

9:25

9 hours 30 minutes from this post

>20th
>still rank 11
>3 quests stacked
>don't feel like playing

You are finally free to stop playing

HEY
NO YOU AREN'T DON'T LISTEN TO THE BLIZZJEW, YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER. AHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED.

Ok thanks. Damn what am i gonna do until then

watch, jerk off and donate to female IRL streamers

it is way better to evolve out of my jungle, jade spirit, dopple or chain gang. jade golems are above average minions.

grind with zoolock

>Deleted
Top lel

it was an accident I swear

Sure it was you soyboy

im almost there boys wish me luck

I keep telling you, a 2-Mana 4/2 with an upside will NEVER be a thing. At least make it 3/2 or make it cost 3 mana, retard.

>almost there

I feel like I should start Conceding if the other guy has to go afk.

t. shieldbearer

i-its not like I want to be locked up, bound, gagged and fucked in the ass or anything...

>being this of a faggot

Hunter needs good fucking cards Brode. Don't fucking screw this up again. Kills Bonemares and buffed minion on curve. You played nothing else this turn.

When you realize druid and priest are still going to be top teir untill the rotation. This expansion will do nothing to change this.

They need to stop pushing the control meme

>tfw have all the druid cards
spread them cheeks

>druid
>relevant

>open hearthstone
>look at my card collection
>close hearthstone
sigh

>being a decklet

>He drew everything he needed within the first 3 turns

>You drew shit or everything he had an answer to

kill me

DECK UNGA

>Unga

Is redundant because it's essentially just "MUH". I don't understand why shit catches on the way it does.

it's a fighting game term that refers to easy to play gorilla characters
it started with leo from guilty gear

im that gorilla deck nigga i make dyke pussy wet
you got about 10 seconds to show me that HOLE because this gorilla deck daddy is hungry and if you dont blow me right i might KILL YOU

...

Spoofing nemsy in first try worked flawlessly

Reported to the FCC

I'm addicted to getting banned
please lock me up again Daddy

I'm a bad gurl I deserve punishment

Legend, about 230 games total with Dragon Warrior.

>3d

Yes, everyone, since it's broken beyond belief.

Legend.
I took 2 weeks but a week and a half I didn't play. It was 2 or 3 days to get to rank 5 and another 2 days to get to legend. Based pirate warrior.

I got to 3 one time, I wanted to see how the legend climb was. It's really not worth my time so I just get to 5 and stop now.

Don't forget to make it 9 mana

im that aggro deck nigga i make control pussy wet
you got about 4 seconds to show me that HEAL because this aggro deck daddy is hungry and if you dont draw right i might KILL YOU

can be pretty good

* 4 seconds -> 4 turns

Legend. 2 months after i started playing the game. F2P btw. It was 2 week of Hunter iirc.

I donated 15 bucks to some Korean IRL streamer and told her she's cute and she got all flustered and started yelling? I don't speak Korean so I have no idea what she said.

Friendly reminder that Discord has no sissy porn posters.

>tatoo
>piercing

...

You just contradicted yourself, dumb astolfoposter.

>being a fag in denial

Astolfo is just a cute boy not a sissy

>put something inside of you
>feels weird, but when you jerk off and cum its supreme
>pull it out, it smells like death and there is shit on it

Video games.

>what is an enema

the key is to suck the shit covered dildo clean before you're done cumming

>tfw 210 gold
>spent it on an arena run
>quests capped
>haven't played a single match in 3 days

not excited for new packs at all desu

who cares? take your blizzcuckery to reddit

Why are you browsing the thread for a game you don't like nor play?

I like astolfo

THANKS FOR THE DONATION user
THANK YOU

He's here for the pics

tell me about that homeless woman chinami

this thread is for a game?

The expansion is literally 2 weeks away. Big card reveal stream in a few hours and nobody cares lmao. This has to be the lamest expansion since TGT

snifffff

>not posting the page

>queuing into a quest mage as control mage

Post nerf patron top 500
Wallet warrior top 500
Handlock pre molten nerf top 200
Combo druid pre nerf top 100

If you don't crop your hentais they're easy to reverse search, I want newfriends to beg for sauce

That's because the flavour/lore history of this expansion is so shit. The new "Summon a guy" recruit mechanic plus the 2 revealed legendary weapons were pretty unoriginal too.

1) Summon some vanilla 5/5 after playing some spells.
2) Arcane Intellect +1 on a stick.

If they chose those 2 for the big worldwide BlizzCon reveal, I can't imagine what the other 7 weapons are like.