/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

look at me i have a penis but maybe i dont want one??

I want to FUCK dotsy

dotsy is my suicide note

Why is this still allowed to give full afterburn

there needs to be more sentry porn

getting hit by hot air vs getting hit by a hot boolet
which one do you think would set you on fire for longer?

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>hot air

havent played tf2 in several years (had like 3000 hours clocked in), but am considering getting back into it
is this a good time to do so?
i hear a lot of bad things about the state of the game rn

>spy facestabs me
>there is no other greentext

demomen, soldiers, snipers and spies should be killed

Im pretty sure they dont want attention.

On his screen it wasn't a facestab.

Then pick some other class and kill them.

Of course they do, it's the latest attention whore fad. Or else there is a shocking abundance of mental illness in the gaming community that wasn't there 5 years ago.

I am about to buy some mvm tickets. What is the funniest/most profitable tour?

>pretends to be a girl
>but doesnt want attention
doing a shite job then

Except half the time it is

Yes, nothing's wrong with the game. Biggest complaint is stupid hats, but the core gameplay is still the same polished gameplay it's always been.

>actually blieveing this

>enemy team is almost entirely cropped hentai avatars and suspicious play

not an argument

>terrorist
hope you reported him

Was he playing demo man?

>tfw you lmaostomp 13 year old newbs in a pub

guys I don't get a thing: the online store is closed, right? but when I try to buy an item from the wiki it still brings me to some sort of online store
what's the deal with that?

Streamers are going to have to be kind of open about it since they can't really keep that a secret.

Maybe they cold stop using the camera for a while and say "I gave my steam account to my ugly twin sister/brother"

Again, the fact that so many streamers are trannies should be clue #1. It's attention whoring.

It is not closed. I remember buying a key for cheaper price by using the link from wiki and also got a free hat

>actually learning the ins and outs of a class and being able to maximize it's niche
>being mediocre at best with every single class

this game is nowhere near difficult enough to not be good at every class after 2000 hours

You're both right

I want to SAP that sentry

>sniper main with pocket medic
every time I decide to queue up for Turbine I remember why I have it unchecked in the first place

i want to sap dotsy's sentry

>unboxed an unusual war paint
>autism won't let me use it because it's not strange

forbidden love

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R6S dev blog is pretty cool, i wish other games went into so much detail when explaining the in and outs of their games

will playing R6S get me a bf?

>start 4 teams
>down to two before the season even starts
>and one of those is LFP
>the only functioning team doesn't associate with the cesspool discord
What a coincidence

why did you save the version of that image with a raffle link in it?

Unusual war paints aren't worth the effort it takes to list them. Valve really shit the bed with this new "hot commodity".

not being autistic will get you a bf

That's not a terrorist. That's a 4channer.

*van explodes in front of home*

>playing MVM
>guy with like 50 tours and medium tier unus on most classes
>"we don't need a medic"
>"scout isn't needed go pyro"
>"double engi in meta"

Dude sounded like a fucking mouth breather on mic too. Not a hint of sarcasm in his drawling tone.

Bought account?

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>mfw they do this despite the fact that nobody at valve even cares about tf2

not even me

Well it was this van.

lmao
fucking horsefuckers

Tell me a sniper set that goes well with the Five month shadow

piss jar
piss rifle

>thats how much his beard grows in 5 months

low testosterone

nostalghia

well he is a new zealander, not an AUSTRALIAN

>reinstall after eons
>play some casual
>do the old soldier shovel taunt into suicide the moment he hits his head with it
>"Outstanding!"
some things never change, it's a shame sprays don't work though

i thought kiwis were supposed to be stronger and more manly than australians? (save for Saxton Hale, he's strong)

they work, they are just blocked so that things are kept PG13.

Hmm

if that's the official explaination, it's retarded, you can still put porn on objectors and it's pretty cheap

yes or nazi signs
but that probably violates the ToS and can get you banned

Not in TF2 they ain't
Also i can't find the fucking comic page with the australians duking it out

You can. It's usually a week suspension from valve servers and your objector gets scrubbed. No refund on the decal.

oh here it is

>the women have facial hair
Don't catch me with that gay shit

sexist

I don't think even horsefuckers want to fuck a balloonicorn
I would know

>he doesn't like fluffy, ticklish blowjobs
i bet you kiss girls, fag

yuck

literally gay

i bet you main medic you soyboy

I wouldn't either.

>soyboy
insecure baby

>soy boy
what does this even mean?
speak english you mexican faggot

it means you're a lil faggot

While they did move, they only moved like 5 blocks, so "Downtown" isn't really needed for this meme.

why the fuck is this allowed.

I want gabe to die already so someone who knows how to get shit done can take his place

People at Valve get shit done. You just don't want to play those games.

they havent made a game in years

I can only play well as Engie in Mann up
is that bad

Nah. Engineer is the backbone of the team in MVM.

Engie mains have big brains. Don't worry.

I guarantee they've been working on artifact for years, they wouldn't announce a brand spanking new project like that. They never have.

>taking years to make a card game

maybe if the team consists of 4 people

Do engie mains watch rick and morty

>queue into a game
>final point is capped, it's over, I lose and the enemy team pours in to shoot me
>this happens about 4 times in a row

>On that one wave with the fuckton of tanks and giant scoutbots
>heavy/medic pair focusing on one tank
>nobody is stopping the scouts
>team berates me for being a pyro

why weren't you on the tank and them on the scouts

>oobla moobla doobla yoobla.
foobla roobla poobla goobla.
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