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Veeky Forums in 2008

You'd all be lonely without me

RIP moonbucks

This southerner caster guy is fucking retarded

Holy shit. Do people like him? His attitude isn't funny, it's just irritating.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land? this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

you know that's ppd right

Mirana and Drow

>southerner
PPD is from Indiana and Grant is from Colorado so I don't know what you're talking about.

How many heroes can you play for each role?

There's only two mids I feel reliable with in ranked but theres a dozen supports I can play well

I can play 90% of heroes equally bad

>have the best mid in the world
>make him play a meme support he's never touched before
hmmm....

Pretty sure theres nobody in dota with a southern accent

Not PPD. The other guy.

Okay I guess I'm retarded. That fucker seems like he's probably from Pueblo, though, and Pueblo is the deep south of Colorado.

So is Grant hated?

>>have RTZ in your team
hmmm....

>2+3 in matchmaking
>me and a mate, with three subhumans
>one of them is absolute dogshit
>doesn't even press his skills in fights
>we are losing badly
>he starts trash talking
>his friends support him

What is this mentality exactly?
Surely all three of them are aware he is the single reason we lost.

Dotards pls.

Grant is the ourest guy since 2gd

>best mid in the world

not sure where you came from but go back there

pre eg nah
now idk

>plays dota
>calls others subhumans

*shits the bed with lategame item choices*

He will never stream dota again.

>best mid in the world

NTH FOR LANAYA HAS A HUGE DICtionary of dead languages which is quite fitting for someone with her occupation

Ringmaster
Agility/Ranged(600)

Q: Create a radius 400 ring of fire at the target location for 10 seconds. Enemies that touch the ring will be set ablaze, taking magical damage over time.
Burn duration: 6
Burn damage: 20/30/40/50
CD: 6 Mana: 40/60/80/100

W: Create a phantasmal lion at the target location for 15 seconds. Lions are invulnerable, immobile, and attack the nearest enemy unit every 1 second. Has 3 charges.
Lion attack damage: 35/50/65/80
Lion attack range: 150
Charge replenish time: 40
Mana: 50

E: Vector targeted. Ringmaster cracks his whip at the targeted lion, causing it to leap 300 units in the drawn direction. Lions get an additional attack against all units within attack range at the end of their leap. (This ability is tied to the W.)
Cast point: 0.5
Mana: 30

D: Ringmaster's attacks change colors as they fly through the air, shifting every 100 units. When a unit is hit, Ringmaster becomes empowered with the color of the attack as it landed. Ringmaster gains bonus attack damage for each color he is empowered with. (Attacks stop changing color after traveling past 600 units.)
Bonus damage per color: 14/16/18/20
Empower duration: 2/4/6/12

Haven't thought of an ultimate yet.

>best mid

thanks for the moonbucks rtzbabs

>best mid in the world

uh sweetie it isn't 2011 anymore

>vest mid in the world

is discord raiding us again

>best mid in the world
>lose lane
>abuse storms insane jungle farming to come back
>repeat every single game
nice 'best mid'

>One actual tournament win on record

might have triggered them by speaking ill of sheever

>best mid in the world

country club purge
includes phrases such as
>I hired another Nigge- I mean african american

Pretty sure any "/d2g/ discords" would be full of edgelords that hate sheever

*bocks ur path*

wtf is sing playing lol

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T SLACKS STEPPED IN AND BALANCED IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOURNAMENT
>maybe he'll do it before playoffs

>gulag actually comes up with hero that isn't complete joke
well done user

>pick English as preferred language
>no one in the match speaks English

>sheepstick is still 5k
>bububu is 6k

sheepstick bullied bububu out of singstack. I can't wait for bububu to join a team before sheepstick

i love this Hitler-look

>Midas Mode became Random 4 Pick 1 Mode
>Teams that follow that strat have about 1.5 times more moonbucks than they start with
Is it time to shut it down?

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change it anyways you old fuck
icefrog does it all the time

Thats not even close to a Hitler mustache

POOR LITTLE ECON PROF
I GUESS YOUR RETARDED CAPITALIST ECONOMIC THEORIES WERE WRONG THE WHOLE TIME

MARX WAS RIGHT

Wait, so if we switched to communism we'd just get FREE money?

true but they are equally full of nostaglic oldfags who deem sheever and soe as pure maidens

pwnt

>Not making the lion jump trough the ring of fire

welcome lolbab

can i play battlerite on my shitty laptop

animals at circuses aren't fetch

Money wouldn't exist.
Unfortunately, this would mean a babbified game.

talent -
10 - 5 int / 10 movespeed
15 - w now has one more charge / +20% XP
20 - 400 GPM / e now pushes all targets in the way
25 - trees respawn in 1s / q ring now move at 25 movespeed

the red text is unreadable

>he doesn't play Skywrath mid getting melting the enemy team with the 4x Arcane Bolt build

TA

MAYBE IF YOUR DUMB FUCKING SYSTEM DIDN'T REWARD RANDOMING SO MUCH YOU WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM YOU RETARD

New tiny level 15 talent :
Avalanche creates 1 tree | Toss requires no target
+3 Toss Charges | -7 Tree Grab Cooldown
+125 Avalanche damage | 15% Lifesteal
+30 Damage | +20% Magic Resistance

Nah, I'm building battlefury on offlane Pangolier to meet my quota.

>run out of moonbucks
>unable to draft at all
guess we know which one of you has the phd

>Toss requires no target
Then where will it toss them?

You know the drill, dotards

>10 - 5 int / 10 movespeed
even frogman doesn't do that anymore

shadow fiend

That is viable on literally any hero in the fucking game, end yourself.

Tusk

This guy knows what's up

Sure looks like a great Troll Warlord build

How does one actually get a good farming score in that post game slider?
Even the most absurd farmers I've seen in my games never get more than a 5/10 for farming

Io?

>tfw ursa will never fug you

>3rd party gambling site being shilled on moonduck stream
How is this acceptable?

Mireska Sunbreeze

>unironically is worse than trashcan arteezy mechanically

purge is truly a fucking cuck

Whats wrong with gambling sites? As long as they dont scam you...

legion commander

>have I mentioned how much of a GAY FURRY I am today?
why do you fags always do this

Gambling is haram user

I only now realise that StanKing is not a bad version of Sand King, it's because he has stank

Sumail is not the same player anymore.

>2017
>listening to guitar-centered music

Even coked-out third-world retards 30 years ago had moved on, why haven't you?

Merlini is the only Dota streamer who plays remotely tolerable stuff.

Void

new hero: avatarfag
q - post variety streamer
announce that a variety streamer is streaming taunting enemy in a 1800 radius into reporting you
cd:1 day mana:free
w - adelaide
respond to any post with adelaide
cd:90 seconds mana:free
e - fag(passive)
be an annoying fag
r - ban evade
unplug router for 7/6/5 minutes
cd:0 mana:free