/owg/ - Overwatch General

>[laughing nip and gook in the vicinity]

I want a brown hacker to fug

Good night /owg/!

>Ywn wake up by his gentle caress while he talks to you about the incoming nerfs he is planning.
Why live?

>"hello overwatch community...today we want to discuss some of the things..."

It's shit. People went full jew and started putting their stuff behind paywall. Stuff that they used to make for free. In many cases it's something they wouldn't be allowed to sell legally, like Overwatch porn. But somehow it's ok to make it subscriber exlusive. They aren't selling it, just giving access to everyone who donated them enough money. Totally not the same thing as selling :^)

Not every mediocre artist can be worth my money because shit adds up quickly.

Some people try to jew people but they're usually the ones who get reposted the most anyway

Is Sombra's the most ungrateful less rewarding job in the game? It doesn't matter if you hacked 50 enemies, EMPd more than 25, did as much healing as a secondary support or the enemy Mercy will have nightmares with you. It's always your fault if the team loses, it's always you who is "not working" at the end of the round and it's you the shitters look for at the spawn room to melee and indicate you to switch.

just turn off chat and dont worry about having whiny brats on your team

learning not to care about your SR is the best way to actually gain SR

>look for at the spawn room to melee
Can't help but bully the hell out of her.

>no link to previous thread
>not using Blizzard World as OP picture
Fuck off. We don't need you here.

If you think Sombra "does healing", then you probably are the problem, yes.

These are your Blizzard World Skeeball champs.

So I played Overwatch for the weekend. Was alright, I love the characters.

Is there anything I'd see in the game if I bought it and played it longer term? Anything deeper to it? Are the events worthwhile or fun?

No you've experienced all there is worth to experience. Just come back at some future free weekend to experience new heroes if you want.

You have the right to remain silver!

>junkrat is better than soldier

Too bad, 4/6 W/D ranked gold, that's fine by me.

Events are usually just more skins and a new game mode (Halloween was a protect the door from waves of zombies type of game mode).

Not much more you'll see besides developing a better understanding of how the game actually works in terms of hero usage in whatnot. If you never played tf2 or a similar shooter it can take a while

I mean, cr1tikal is pretty attractive but no one knew what he looked like for years.
I don't think the vghd people are attractive, but I do really look up to them.

I LOVE Moira!

2 days was clearly not remotely enough time to get great at even a single character, let alone like 5 that it would take to be really useful at the game.

How cute you actually believe OW has depth.

Unlike Blizzard.

That's okay, she's still perfect to me.

Transex David Bowie.

When can I weeb in comp?

From watching these threads, it seems to have a playerbase that's entirely composed of obsessives who all try to out extreme one another at how pro they are.

This post would have been a lot more adorable if it was anywhere but here.

I'm more curious when Jack played skeeball there. I don't think he's do it as S76. Too much trauma. So how old is that score? Did he use to be the champ?

>I don't think he's do it as S76
the name he uses is s76

I got one by sleep darting an ulting Genji

Okay, this is very serious and have been bothering me for more than a year now.

Why the fuck does the soldier has nigger skin on his fingers on this skin??

i dunno why is he suddenly black and blue all over his skin?

He's always been "Soldier 76". I mean when he started using it as a cover for his criminal activity. I imagine he always liked the handle Soldier 76. He has a lot of pride in being a solider and that was his number in the program and that war.

Basically, did he visit recently or was that an old score from when he visited years ago and he just used S76. Also, I don't think he would be stupid enough to use that if he's a wanted criminal.

It's camo, he thinks it makes him harder to see in a dark enviroment.

Why nigger fingers though?????????

>It's camo, he thinks it makes him harder to see in a dark enviroment.
>Why nigger fingers though
>It's camo, he thinks it makes him harder to see in a dark enviroment.

Why are his fingernails black?

Way to be retarded, user.

Gabe painted his nails.

you're the retarded one if you can't tell the blatantly obvious answer to your question

hm;;;

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what can get me perma banned?
I thought I'd quit when I stopped being a neet but I still play 7hours a day

So you didn't stop being a NEET.

he has vitiligo

How does a not-NEET have so much free time?

Me I got re-vitiligo. I just get blacker every year

has anyone ever won with a sombra on their team

Work from 9-5 = 8 hours
Sleep = 8 hours
eating = 1 hour
overwatch = 7 hours

When do you shit and shower

At work

>Wake up
>Moira isn't real

No need to visit stores? See friends? Commute?

I know you exaggerating, but how does one even have the stamina to play THIS for so long, every day? At this point, I'm hardpressed to finish even a single match a day.

If you need time then do scheduling.

I need to cosplay this bitch

I'm a NEET, I have plenty of "free time". But having played this game since lauch, it's gotten really boring by now. Not to mention playing ANYTHING for hours on end, every day, is a big task.

You retard a NEET doesn't work. If you have a job you aren't a NEET just a wage slave that needs friends which you could make at fucking work.

I don't know if I'm better or worse than you but I play all weekend, like is the only thing i do during weekend, just play overwatch all day trying to rank up even though ranking up is a meme in this game but ince i play ranked the whole fucking day i get bored of it during Monday to Friday until Saturday hits and start again playing from 10am to 10pm.

>No need to visit stores? See friends? Commute?

This episode hit me like a truck

yea

You are replying to the wrong guy. Ask the normie how he can forgo those things completely?

Also the one with the 3 patients getting organ's from JD's ex

Why do people insist on not having a Mercy in comp

>Ask the normie how he can forgo those things completely?
Depending on your wagecuck situation commute may be necessary but why would the other two

FUCK YOU JEFF

Bitch, come back when you get 19,999.

Which one of you weird fucks is responsible for this?

iktfb

next patch delayed by 1 month for toxicity

If you never go to stores and cook food, who the fuck do you stay alive?

basically though I work an hour less on some days
it's only a 10min walk and the stores I might need to visit are close so I can just go on my break
My friends have all been in relationships for years while I've just been hooking up with girls/guys on tinder and grindr. I feel like shit compared to them
I can't seem to be able to do anything with my free time other than play this.

Cool, one more month of Moira being relevant

you know you can buy groceries on amazon right
it's been a thing for a few years

Dumb phoneposter.

And the weirdest part is the description, which you left completely out: youtube.com/watch?v=32wzEC9ISaQ

There was a patch when I just logged on, anyone know what it was?

She sounds like a fucking cow, holy shit.
Still best grill

they can push certain changes of the ptr to live

also im gonna laugh if in 9-12 months they say that moira's lock on was glitched and they fixed it just like whats happened with mei and biotic nade

>tfw want to main sombra but shes so useless that i have more wins in 40 hours of symmetra than i do with 60 hours of sombra

if you think Sombra is useless you're playing her wrong

Umm, goy? Aren't you forgetting to sub to me?

>Sombra harvests the finest food items in town and lugs them back to her hideout in order to keep her buddies well-fed. She does not completely freeload off of the local businesses since she leaves behind notes containing imprints of her lip. Over time, the chefs and owners accumulate thousands of notes smothered with her authentic, scented lipstick. However, most of them do not mind leaving fully-prepared dishes out in the open up for her taking since they actually enjoy collecting her notes. In fact, some locals are obsessed with her lip imprints to the point where secret clubs have been formed. Collectors can exchange notes among each other. Each note varies by the color of the lipstick, the smell of it, the shape of the imprint, and so on. The rarest ones even come with codes that, when cracked, forms her contact number, but not even the most advanced coders have unraveled her advanced marks.

>In short, it is like a mutual relationship between her and the general public. She obtains food in exchange for keeping her kisses on paper as well as keeping her faction relevant. All seems to go well for everyone except some locally-owned stores cannot afford to keep losing inventory on a daily basis. Sombra, with her intuition, recognizes struggling businesses and often gives them her finest notes so that the owners can exchanged them for funds to make the month's due. At this point, a vast majority of the inhabitants tolerate the disappearance of food resources as long as her notes, with their vast array of color and flavor, keeps releasing.

>On one particular night when the face of the moon is fully visible, Sombra stealthily patrols the area in search of her favourite meal. It is a fresh made-from-scratch dish containing entrée items that take her way back. It sits all warm and fully cooked at her table of choice. She can barely keep a low profile since she salivates uncontrollably, and a purple fluid drips from her mouth to the ground.

>She promptly hides the color on the ground through finger hacking as she simultaneously reaches for the first-ever note to contain a heart above her imprint. With her delicate fingers making contact with the valuable fabric, the breeze suddenly picks up and blows it away from her grasp. From there, it lands on her Translocator and teleports away to Hanamura. With her prized note out of her possession, she does not feel right about indulging in such a delicious meal without a means to offer something of equivalent value. Determined to enjoy such a beautiful night, she warps herself to Hanamura where she begins her search for the ticket to an enjoyable dinner. Her swift, agile movements enable her to cover the entirety of the temple grounds within seconds.

>After a brief moment, she locates the note conveniently laying in front of Dragon Sword. She gracefully reaches for it and retrieves her cloaked Translocator while she is at it. However, she is not alone in the temple as her sensors detect a formidable opponent. It is none other than Master of Dojo who lays in wait above her half-exposed head. Instinctively, she cloaks herself before making her run to the outdoors; she must wait for the Translocator to recharge before she can head home to gratify herself.

>Sombra masterfully remains hidden in the open environment, but the Eastern Hunter is able to sense her spirit essence regardless of how well her gadgets cloak her. Dragon senses her figure with ease and infuses into Spirit Arrow for Hanzo to launch into her skull. While her technologically-enhanced agility and stealth make her the most evasive heroine on the planet, the Spirit Arrow still makes its mark on her with ease since Dragon can curve the arrow to precisely penetrate her in the vital area.

>After a letting out a loud screech of pain, the incapacitated Sombra lays on the ground with her extremities spread out. Dragon returns to Hanzo when he appears right in front of her sight. Upon quick reflection, she infers that she is willing to be punished for her recent actions, so she is prepared to accept the Justice that the Archer delivers. Her sparking Amethyst eyes gaze at the heart of Hanzo for moments on end until he finds her deeds to not be all unjust. She will pay her mischievous ways but not until she has had her meal back at her home. He knows how hungry she must be after such an intense sprinting spree across the world. After all, she always makes sure everyone else has the opportunity to eat before she dines in. With good intentions in her heart, Dragon releases her from the mystic spell, and she is able to move again. Sombra grins at Hanzo before promptly making her way back home to feast.

What, exactly, did he mean by this?

Make people getting zapped by Wiston receive less healing

Reminder that Soldier should be buffed!

Nah. He isn't even good enough to be number one at skeeball.

how about
make all people who have recently taken damage receive less healing

This is the most oversensitive gaming community Ive ever seen