/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>>Remove damage penalty
>inb4 b-but i said "or keep the damage lower"
u r stoopid

>making it a straight upgrade to stock just because there are other straight upgrades to stock
no thanks

>remove damage penalty
>it still does less damage because the two slaps takes longer than swinging once with stock, and there's a chance you'll miss one of the slaps and only do half damage
nice reading comprehension

>the weapon is worse if the player misses
u r stoopid

What if the Fire Axe could break open spawn doors

tf2g and mixes Discord, but where's Viva's Discord?

since their inception

What if the Shovel could build trenches

>no weapon should ever be viable against pyro's mandatory weapons because there's one shit weapon holding it back
It's called risk you mong, you're taking the risk of missing more often and thus doing less damage to gain a speedboost, just like you risk missing with the ambassador and doing less damage for the chance to do way more damage when you do hit the head

what if demo could drink from his bottle and get a boost

what if you guys weren't retarded

Me when playing med lol.

What if the Equalizer could mine for ore

put your trip back on retard

What if the Bonesaw could dismember limbs and they didn't grow back until respawn

ur very stupid but its cute seein u try and gettin mad :3

what if the spy was useful

What if the Bat could turn back into a human form

I don't understand it
What's in his butthole?
What's that thing attached to above his left nipple?
Why is he so sweaty?
Who would post this?

Please go back to /b/

What if the Fists could grapple people and throw them

What if the Wrench could make the cart stop squeeking

The hat isn't drawn properly. it's shit art no matter how you look at it. The convenient censoring is nice though

What if the soldier took skill

>their
fill me in

What if the Knife could be used to slice onions

What if the Shotgun could make enemies drunk

Rate my med.

Ugly as fuck/10

delete your account

What if syringes from the Syringe gun applied very deadly diseases

how do I get better at nignog boom-boom man?

>never seen a speculum
>never seen a bullet vibe
what in the world

What if the Grenade Launcher had a clip size of 6

What if your mother orbited my dick

just googled those things, pretty degenerate senpai tbqh

Sounds gay

un-nerf demoman so he can defend himself even unreliably against flying meatshot boys and the current pyro counter
please valve

Maybe I should get the rifleman's regalia instead

yeah you should

current pyro cancer*

>how dare one of the top 3 strongest classes have counters

Do you own any TF2 merchandise? I have the Spycrab from the TF2 store.

hey that guy with Rance profile image, get your raffle prize I have shit to do
tf2r.com/ktqtwjr.html

other classes with hard counters have ways to deal with those hard counters, demoman has fucking nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=SOcuiBpmdL0

>getting countered by scout
>play more defensively
>getting countered by pyro
>literally just equip chargin-targe
Maybe you should stop being bad

>dude just don't push
>dude just give me one of your primary weapons and gimp yourself because pyro exists
are you joking or are you just an offclass main

>he can't push defensively
>he needs a second primary
Maybe you should stop being bad

post pyros i encounter don't know how to airblast so i just two pipe em, if they do know how to airblast use stickies

fuck, meant MOST pyros but i'll post mine since i said it

im not bad you faggot

Clearly you are

I am in fact not bad

b4nny : you are bad

/tf2g/, tomorrow I'm going to get the dueler hat and you will name it, for the successors to see

no im not bad if I was bad I wouldnt main demoman now shut up before I frag you and your dog and then frag your mom but with my gigantic demo main cock you faggot

You main demoman BECAUSE you're bad and need two primaries to make up for your lack of skill

but demoman takes the most skill, retard. he was given two primaries because only the most skilled players could handle it

What if Demoman had a Shotgun instead of a Grenade Launcher

glock*

>misses all four pills but still does damage anyways because of rollers
>whip out sticky launcher and spam M1 while holding M2 and melt every class in the game while also juggling them around and blocking off entire areas with little effort
>has an equippable hard counter to his counter
very high skill requirement

Demoman does take skill, it's very difficult to get out of bed

>hard counter
you mean downgrade that makes you die to pyros slightly slower
>juggling
uh no that takes skill, if you don't boom them good they wont go anywhere
>blocking off entire areas
remove the stickies?

the only way to use the Ullapool Caber is go full memeshit.

Booties + shield + caber.
Caber does get minicrits from charge due to something (probably a bug), however it DOES get full crits from the charge (if you go the right distance).

This is basically Suicide bomber demoman.
You can 1 shot any class with this, but then you are pretty useless afterwards.

Remember to use the right cosmetics as well, when doing this.

typo, the caber does NOT get minicrits from the shield charge. (it can get full crits though)

Archimedes plushie

>tfw you delete everybody on your side of 2fort by running at them and clicking once

i saw a guy who had the post stamps hat yesterday

>gives you an effective 350 health against pyros
>also gives you an effective 225 against explosives because why not
>also gives you a free mobility option that does damage and removes afterburn
>at only the cost of having the same amount of primary weapons as every other class in the game
>demo mains will say it's a downgrade because it takes away their no-skill stickyspam

it objectively removes your main source of damage and your ability to hold rooms and fly you big dumb
play something other than 2fort

If stickies are your main source of damage then you're really fucking bad lmao

t. pyro main

>350
you mean like 250
>stickies arent your main source of damage
I mean I guess every professional demo player is bad then

>Use shield and eyelander
>wtf im black scout now

why the fuck can't I use my console?

175 * 2 = 350 you IQlet
And yes if "pro" demo players didn't have stickyspam to carry them most of them would be trash lmao

In game you need to press the open console button instead of doing it on the pause screen.

The Pistol is still Scout's best secondary after all

>tfw you will never find the perfect sensitivity for you between mouse dpi, in-game sensitivity, and windows sensitivity

Unerf the caber.

DPI high, windows sens low, then fuck with in-game sens

does anyone know why I can't register to the TF2 wiki?
it says that "The user account was not created, as we could not confirm its source. Ensure you have cookies enabled, reload this page and try again."

That happens when I try to log in as well.

Ensure you have cookies enabled

youtube.com/watch?v=amX9IjHKX5k
Professional analysis about sticky "spam" and how only retards think its an unskilled weapon and how professionals use the most skilled weapon in the game

so it's a server problem?

>gorge match
>someone is reciting trump's policy on illegal immigration while arguing with someone
which one of you fuckers did this

they are enabled

not me I only quote hitler