/owg/ - Overwatch General

Zarya is my wife and nobody else can have her!!

I'm kind of surprised that we haven't gotten any crossover character

Tumblr can only play Mercy, and she's the pretty blonde with blue eyes so she's obviously the most popular.

How is posting a german musician tumblr related you paranoid schizo?

True self is without form

Who would want to wife a gymrat instead of an adorable nerdgirl?

How to have fun in comp.
1. do not join voice.
2. /hidechat
3. play for fun

>Wanting to wife a beluga

>Injured again...

Make apologies to mommy for being bad.

Now.

I finished my Mercy tips collection. Spent all morning on it, so suggestions/criticism are appreciated.

*daddy

Me, that's who.

Zarya may be a sweaty and gross gym marsupial but she's still a tall man's only chance to be the little spoon, god damn it.

Just heal me dumb bitch

This is Moira's VA. I don't care if you say something nice about her, but she's sexy

You both have shit taste

>get asked to switch
>don't
>get banned
Great game

Not really, her forehead and nose are both way too long

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Holy shit you're right

What does Bridget say when she finally gets on top
“Hard work pays off”

>Nano-boosted Whole Hog

are you reporting every report tumblr?

>Nano-boosted, speedboosted, damageboosted, supercharged Whole Hog

>sleep
>flash
>reflect
>matrix def
>everything

Hnnnng, ahhhh... good morning /owg/!

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>Bastion can now move around in turret form at 50% reduced speed

There Bastion is no longer an instaloss dumpster fire

>Hnnnng, ahhhh... good morning /owg/!

Posting the same shit at 11am European central and 18pm European central. Fuck off NEET. How do you even manage to sleep twice per day?

The absolute state of /owg/ gold shitters and whaleposters. Fucking pathetic

>How to make doomifist viable again:

- Remove the decreased hitbox on the rocket punch

- Give him passive movespeed equal to Tracer and Genji

- Give him a 1.5 second speed boost when hitting one of his abilities

- Seismic slam's damage starts at 40 and starts rising

- Seismic slam's wave can climb up objects and props up to 1/2 of Doomfist's height before being "blocked"

- Best Defensive passive now adds +30 shields for every enemy hit by Rising Uppercut or Seismic Slam

- Hitting Reload while having a shot missing can drain 50 Shield HP to instantly reload up to 2 shots

- Meteor strike's Vertical reticle is visible to allies to help coordinate

There Now doomfist is a high risk high reward hero who's kit seemlessly works together.

His Seismic slam is now no longer weaker than a melee attack when a piece of geometry like a doorway or stair hinders you and won't miss enemies who get on top of a table right in front of you.

His passive will not longer be pointless when splashing into a crowd or uppercutting multiple opponents and now also can work into his primary fire mechanic, as you can wager the shields you've gained for more shots.

Being that Doomfist is constantly putting himself into harms way to do damage and his abilities are also his only utility of movement, I think these changes will help improve his K/D ratio from being 1 and allow players a lot more options with what they do with the earned shields

i don't. i just can't post on here at college.

Give him missles

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>Whole Hog
>"SPEEEED BOOST"

It is okay, I like Mei but at least not always say morning. Wish me a good evening.

Veeky Forums is full of NA normies who are at work or school or slamming conventions, it's just us depressing NEETs right now

>first thread in months where people post mei this frequently..
>HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD HAS GONE DOWN HILL

Is Moira allowed in competitive yet?

I'd fuck those tits all day long, and I'm not ashamed of it

Probably not but I haven’t logged in yet today

that's not a bad idea actually user. thanks for the advice!

I pull a decent win rate with him as it is. He's fine right now, it's just that A) people don't play him enough to get gud B) people don't know how to work with him well.

If you wanted to change him then give him a rework or a couple of quality of life buffs. A straight buff like that would make him quite silly.

Tracer will always have more art in the only place that matters

>meanwhile tracer and widow shitposting in every single thread has goes somwhat unnoticed
really makes you think

Big breasts are disgusting

Want to share some tips to getting gud with him? Is it mostly knowing good positioning and and turret spots and moving around a lot? I want to be good with him but even in QP i;m mostly useless

nice opinion.

Depends on the child

>tfw you will never have an adorable 7 year in your party

youtu.be/ZhA57QxSySo

It's the correct opinion

>No compet changes for Season 7
into the trash it goes

Woops! I just posted the best girl by accident! Just here, look!

Pee on me Mistress Moira

>in public
CUTE

All of them are fucking degenerates, they should not have this game, or any game for that matter.

>Hitting Reload while having a shot missing can drain 50 Shield HP to instantly reload up to 2 shots
>Lucio pops sound barrier giving Doomfist 500 shield HP
>Rapid fire Doomfist for 5 seconds

Sounds like fun. Would Symmetra's shield also count for that reload mechanic or just dark blue barriers?

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I don't get it, Tracer is the main posterchild but she's barely got anything in the game, she didn't even get any halloween skins

Give him a parry

Imagine the smell of Moira's dehydrated piss

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Good lord I'd fuck that thiccness all night long.

>get 4 gold medals as rein
>card is my objective time instead
what

Enjoy your nerf, nerd!

Are you joking? She has like a dozen legendaries.

I will, thanks!
It just means that aimless cripples wont taint my main.

Where's the halloween skin?

>4 golds as Torb
>get card for armour packs created

The emo one, it's so bad it's scary

Is PTR Moira dead as Doomfist?

>n-nerfs are good! it means the good players will shine through!
>g-guys she's still viable as a healer and dps!
>d-don't take my new main away!
Are you just afraid you'll be banned on symmetra?

This. I hope they'll buff damage a bit though.

Does anyone have a pic of the new map's layout?

I'm kinda worried about Rein VA. Isn't he old?

Dammit, you people are the reason fat people and fat acceptance exist.

I wouldn't touch Symmetra with a 10ft pole.
And yes, Moira is still viable, so eat shit.

what if they added some new abilities based off character highlights?

>Pharah can now ground pound by holding Crouch when Jet Jumping

>Bastion can do a Recon scan for 2 second with E

>Mei gets a speed boost when moving their her ult's AOE by sliding around

>Zarya's melee also increases 1 damage for every percentage of energy she has

She's no landwhale to be fair user

You're an ugly permavirgin, who cares what you think?

Darin de Paul? He looks like he's in his late 40s

>130 damage punch
Pls Brazzers

>he wants to fuck a literal butterfaced blob
>calls others perma-virgins

Are you the kind that throws purple orbs trying to kill genjis and tracers instead of healing people?

but I have a boyfriend

>people who aren't me play what I like this makes me angry nerf my favorite character to utter shit so only I use her because she is my waifu and I'm so full of myself!

He's not that old though.

I've got your fucking Halloween skins right here

You mean the one or two posts a thread? Wow.

>doesn't think that's a landwhale

You're American, aren't you

LOL!