/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #142

Dokis are beautiful and they need your love!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage Drinking
- Self Harm
- Suicide and Suicide Attempts
- Substance Abuse (Any)
- Waifu Wars
- Waifu Bullying
- Heating Water For Your Tea On The Microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not Doing Your Best To Be The user Your Waifu Would Like
- Staying Up Late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Squeaker Sayori is my new favorite thing.

Erika! Hows live been treating you? I hope your doing ok.

Best and cutest

best girl

True.

Why do we call Danlet danlet again? Is he really short? Where did this meme even come from?

Misumi paizuri!
CAPTCHA: angers road

I will make sure I am strong enough to pull it off.
He's microscopic

He's 5'3

He's about 5'3"-ish therefore his only option is Natsuki

Licking fresh blood off of Yuri's cuts as she softly breathes in your ear!

Your favorite Doki is now in your favorite tv show/movie. Who is she, what is she in, and who does she get along with the most?

Loving Natsuki!
Moving into a new home!
Finally free from her dad's grasp!
She lets her hair grow like this!
Marrying Natsuki!

STOP

Misumi
more like
Miserable

Imagine being molested by erika and monikanon

Oh, the usual! Just hit a bit of a snag. A two day long snag. But, I digress, it's pretty late to write anyway.

Because he's small! Not smol. Every time an user screams in fury or despair at having no keychain, his smirk grows three sizes. Then he frowns because it wasn't his height.

Licking yuri earlobe!

Sayori in Futurama isn't the worst idea. She'd probably get alone with most of the crew

You and Natsuki masturbating to hentai in the club room!

sayori but every time she thinks about suicide, she is interrupted by a mindblowing orgasm

I can see this being counterproductive.

Criticizing her technique!
Beckoning everyone in the club to commentate on this heated battle!

Roleplaying Bible Black with Natsuki in the club room!

Along*

For some reason this seems more sweet than lewd.

A threadly reminder to ignore shitposters.

I like it, I take it fits her shitty personality well.

Cleaning and patching up Yuri's cuts!
Petting her on the head real quick and making sure she's okay!

Monika user is remaining chaste for his Natsuki gf

>Natsuki bites down on her tender lips as her hands move inside her skirt, up and down.
>"Mmm..."
>"Can we flip the page?" MC asks. His hands are also in his pants, but he's mostly staring at Natsuki. Her scarlet-colored hairclip, the tight vest that fits snugly on her body. You love how her blazer compliments her hair.
>"...mph... why?"
>"I'm not really into two guys fucking."

>Sayori in The Admiral: Roaring Currents
>But she's a nip so she's killed instantly

>Yuri
>Nazo no kanojo x
I guess she'd like Urabe

>Sayori
>Kemono Friends
This is perfect.

>Sayori is constantly seen entering suicide booths.
>Every time she does the machine fails in some way.

You tell 'em, I'll downvote it too!
Boo! Go away!

>She's schlicking to the cooking part

Only the best

sayori but everytime she thinks of suicide the nutshack stars playing but every nutshack is replaced by we are number one but every one is replaced by the bee movie script

>Sayori
>FLCL
I would be concerned for her safety.

>Trapping Sayori is a meme anime
How could you be so cruel?

Hello Misumifag.

But if they use their delicate high school girl hands it's technically chaste??

When the fuck am I, mid 2016?

Doki Doki Literature Club but the MC is replaced with Tito Dick

I like how his captcha was befitting you.

Fucking Sugoi

>t. has never seen Kemono Friends

>"See you guys later I'm off the suicide booth"
>"Actually that's just a phone booth "
>"Aw.."

>Watching meme shit
I didn't watch hamster girl, I didn't watch neet girl, and I'm sure as hell not going to watch obvious otaku bait.

>Sayori introduces the Friends to the concepts of suicide and death.
SUGOI

Is Arachne Sayori significantly stronger than a normal human all around? Or is the human half human strength, spider half much stronger?

Umaru is actual garbage, but KF is some good shit. Give it a chance.

Then just unrelenting sexual harassment by erika

Yuri in the Wire.
She's probably one of the analysts on McNulty's task force.
She probably fits right in.
I'd imagine she gets along with Lester Freamon, but everybody likes that guy

She's significantly stronger all around, so she can be cuter

...

Her strength fluctuates constantly between both human and spider
She's rather clumsy as a result

Fine, but it better not be another "Kancolle."

>ironic weeb

Well it got killed by Kadokawa so it is Kancolle in that sense.

>Sayori's body is an arachnid, to say the least. In place of her lower half is a rounded, plump balloon-like structure, filled with some kind of goo and probably spider webs.
>Legs protrude from her body - 8 scratchy, sharp mandibles. She walks on all fours (eights?), alternating every leg to move forward.
>Her face is relatively normal, except for that her teeth are replaced by razor fangs, white and stained with deep-embedded blood. She smiles at you.
>"What the FUCK?" MC says.
>"What? I'm a spider now."
>"Fuck off, Amy." MC grabs a broom and beats her away. Sayori hisses as she's forced back into her bedroom.
>"Fucking spiders. Not my friend."
Metamorphosis, 2.0

sayori but the art isn't finished yet

More chaffed

>Ironic Weebs
>Not watching meme shit

>Natsuki
>SYD

While he whispers sweet keywords into your ear?

warosu.org/lit/thread/9130635
>tfw no Yuri gf irl

t. anime only wanker

These blend, she doesn't know her own strength, she's clumsy and she overcomplicates things due to trying to be careful.

Sayori finds MC's arachne Sayori fanfic and experiments on herself.
Meta will keep this alive.

But art is never finished.
it simply stops moving

She's not ready for the daily sex jokes

Thanks for reminding me.

That's not how drider anatomy works

>Muh braindead browser game
>Muh Touhou killer
Kanfags get rags.

SORRY IM NOT AN EXPERT IN FUCKING SPIDER-HUMAN HYBRIDS
BECAUSE THOSE TOTALLY EXIST IN REAL LIFE

neat picture

There is no need to be upset.

>getting ANYTHING wrong EVER

you should be the one to kill yourself desu

taking my fanfics off dropbox

ive lost all faith in this general

Yuri would be Urabe, she'd just have you taste her blood everyday instead of drool.

Monkia-Mindflayer
Sayori-Kobold
Yuri-Shirohebi
Natsuki-Atlach-Nacha

Spideryori is cute, this would be more personality accurate

I want to buy Monika all the cute clothes she wants!

Oh look, it's Sayori White.

Erika is a cute girl(male)!
Erika touching your no-no parts while reading lewd poetry!

>having shit taste this badly
Get the fuck outta here.

I want this but barefoot.

And also as Yuri

He's a lost cause, don't bother.

What?

>monstergirl shit again