/owg/ - Overwatch General

Such a smug bitch!

No, I put it there by mistake yesterday because I totally forgot about Rein's short for some reason and no one's bothered to fix it yet. My bad.

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God, Mei-fags are so retarted, just like their hero...

I distintincly remember what I said, but it was probably a memory from last month.
My bad, I guess.

>and nobody bothered to fix it.
OP here, sorry I just copy and pasted only making sure not to have embed spams in it.
I fucking cannot keep up with the shenanigans and wars some autists do to the OP.
Already had to fix the retarded formatting from:
>Overwatch General - /owg/
to
>/owg/ - Overwatch General
The other OPs are such cancers, except that single guy who seriously updates it.
I'm just someone who made a new thread when nobody cared.

I want Lena to dominate me!

Lena's the opposite of smug. She's nice.

MOIRA IS FUN

>former top 500 widow (season 3) can't carry my team in QP
>the enemy widow (platinum) dominates
>solo killed her twice with valkyrie
what age were you when you realized rank doesn't correlate with skill?

REMINDER DOOMFIST IS GAY.

>top 500 widow falling to plat, ever
He was boosted.
Why the fuck would you keep playing as much as it is needed to lose ~2000 sr after being boosted to top 500?
Just do your placements and get your end of season rewards, damnit.

Eeeeh I read comp instead of QP.
I really should go to sleep.

it's easy as shit to rape people with valkyrie. They are two different fucking heroes ffs. But you are right rank in this game means fuck all.

>heal order
what retard made this?
My heal order:
see pic releated, I'm tired of dead retarded Mercy mains when I press TAB
Only Zen, Lucio and Ana players seem to not be completely suicidal

>rank in this game means fuck all
t. plat-but would easily be t500 if the matchmaker worked

Will do

>t. plat-but would easily be t500 if the matchmaker worked
You mean if others carried you? If you not always have gold elims ___and___ gold damage you were carried, unless you played support. Gold elims for themself mean shit, finishing blows without damage mean jack.

t. person that wasn't around for the 1v1 debacle.

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The placement of the robot hand makes me think of the Blacked meme.

hey do you think she uses his gauntlet to please herself at night

Hello, guys.

I played Overwatch in the last free weekend (it was my 1st Blizzard's game), I played only female heroes - because this is what Blizzard want, the waifu audience - and I am considering buying, but I have few questions before.

1. Is that common to lose connection to battle.net, or this happen only in free weekends?
2. Is there a way to play the game in a resolution over 21:9?
3. Why is ammo infinite in quick match? Is ammo infinite in ranked match too?
4. Why is Moira such a good hero?
5. Why is Symmetra such a shit hero?
6. Who is your favorite waifu?

1/10 because I thought you were serious at first

>I played only female heroes - because this is what Blizzard want, the waifu audience - and I am considering buying, but I have few questions before
great another useless cuck that will not play what he is good at but whatever gets him hard

>1. Is that common to lose connection to battle.net, or this happen only in free weekends?
no, you are apparently on a 3rd world connection

>2. Is there a way to play the game in a resolution over 21:9?
manually select aspect ratio

>3. Why is ammo infinite in quick match? Is ammo infinite in ranked match too?
it is a MOBA fps, only health drops are limited and respawn, m(

>4. Why is Moira such a good hero?
because she is new, nobody can say if she is like that in 2 months anymore

>5. Why is Symmetra such a shit hero?
Because you are garbage and cannot into staying alive

>6. Who is your favorite waifu?
your boipussy

not that guy but I only play waifus and managed to climb pretty hard

Which of them?

>1. Is that common to lose connection to battle.net, or this happen only in free weekends?
Free weekends and events or when the servers get DDoS'ed, so not that common, unless you got a shit-tier connection.
>2. Is there a way to play the game in a resolution over 21:9?
No
>3. Why is ammo infinite in quick match? Is ammo infinite in ranked match too?
That's the way the game was designed.
Yes.
>4. Why is Moira such a good hero?
She was just released so people have no idea what to do against her. I personally believe she's sorta average to good in the right situation.
>5. Why is Symmetra such a shit hero?
Blizzard balancing™
>6. Who is your favorite waifu?
Best girl pic related

Widowmaker, D.va, Sombra, and some Ana/Mercy when I needed to fill

When the fuck are they buffing Mei she's been trash for over a year now

Right after DF

Who?

t.Jeff

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>she will never sit on my face
Why live?

Hopefully never. The ugly gook deserves to be a trash pick only used by tilted niggers that purposely throw.

why do sfms always have this bored dead-eyed look on their faces?

I'm gonna need Doomfist's right click to go whichever damn direction I aim it at, for when I need to punch some assholes out of the sky. Genji is practically immune to it when jumping. Also dropping down from above and instakilling people against the floor would be fun.

Because if you try to make someone express emotion in sfm they look like a retard.

nice bedroom eyes

>why do sfms always have this bored dead-eyed look on their faces?
lmao, I thought it was a meme that autist cannot read social cues

Ganymede is the best character in Overwatch

Where did the 'Moira is a weeb' thing come from?

She does a Naruto run and a lot of her sprays are anime references.

She does the Naruto run and her ult is basically a kamehameha.

Are they? The only one I know is the one where she's looking like she's about to tell Shinji to get in a goddamn robot.

1. Runs like Naruto
2. Has borderline derivative sprays that are literal frame copies of iconic anime poses

As for in game she never says anything about anime. Just reddit-tier "I'M GONNA SCIENCE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS" lines. Chu is a hack, if you haven't noticed.

She has a number of them. One spray's even called Power Level.

Self-Medication is an Akira reference.

>Are you scared?
>Don't be scared!

I wonder what his fucking salary is

Overwatch merchandise.

Why is Blizzard so insensitive?

Bridgette in Rein's armor as a skin fucking WHEN?

Hops didn't die, just like Reyes he left his soul behind and became something....more

I really don't understand. Half her clothing screams Evil Witch. The other half screams Mad Scientist. The run and sprays scream friendless shut in Weeaboo. Her personality, backstory, and certain details scream Bioshock 1. The face screams Bowie.

In the end its just fucking incoherent screaming. Why didn't they pick 1/2 and focus on it? Why is she such an amalgamation of incoherent, inconsistent development?

I'm more interested in why OW community is such a cancer. I don't remember Blizzard games attracting this crowd before.

rein would never say shit. awful comic.

This game was made to be a success. It was made to appeal to everyone. In the category of "everyone" there are a lot of people you might consider "fuckers".

He doesn't say shit, you're just dyslexic.

this. if they ever rework or buff her at all i'll eat my hat. screencap this.

>good widow player on enemy team
>literally cannot do anything without being behind a barrier

I can't think of a FPS game that cannot be improved by removing snipers

cause it's Blizzard and she unironically went though 5 different diversity checklists by the gay niggers they keep on the payroll, her design screams patched together and not in a neat frankenstein way

Why does Orisa get refreshing shields but Winston's shield only lasts a couple seconds and there's nothing there for a while

well consider the size of the shields

also consider the differing roles of the hroes

Different purposes.

Each one of their games was made to be a success. But I remember blizzcrowd being chads playing Warcraft, liking thicc draenei chicks and slaying pussy, when now they prefer taking hormones and sitting on a buttplug while complaining about lack of diversity. What the fuck happened?

Efi better scientist than Winston

you're a retard.

Different times, plus Blizzard is encouraging shipping with the lesbian shit right? Shipping breeds faggots.

>cause it's Blizzard and she unironically went though 5 different diversity checklists
And they didn't touch the most important one. What were they thinking, not making her a tranny?

>Moira will never strap you to a chair, forcefully grab your face and call you her breeding rabbit
I keep screaming but god won't answer

Why couldn't they have made Doomfist a heterosexual white man?

The only one they did was Tracer.

omg right-click tracer is so much easier than shift tracer

WoW has steadily been cultivating pure cancer for years.
It went from Warcraft and rpg fans to dragonkin, furries and other degenerates they have now taken over the fanbase.

Is Junkrat the new cancer hero

what do you mean new

>What the fuck happened?

Sex bots and good VR haven't come around to unshackle the current year western male from the talons of Stacey, right now it's be an effeminate numale, be a gigachad or die without female contact.

>tfw been topping Deathmatches as Widow

Feels good to win with your wife.

Wow you're slow m8.

Don't know why no one noticed but she is based on this youtube.com/watch?v=pzteglDuAwg
it's an epic tumblr meme because the Lutece twins are the same person.

Why couldn't they have made Roadhog a cute girl?

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>das it mane

She literally takes nothing from infinite. Infinite decided to be anti-conservative/anti-religion and was all about muh parrelul universe/alternate dimensions/time travel. Moira talks about how god awful regulations are/how terrible morality is and how doing what she wants to do is the best way to better humanity which might as well have been plucked straight out of Andrew Ryan's/Dr.Suchong's/Tenenbaum mouth.

>when you are calculating trajectories and all the blood goes to your brain.

>Torb can now whack people with his hammer to repair whatever armor they have

Now he whack people to top off their armor instead of having to throw new packs every time

>want intro for Moira because get POTGs with her often
>don't want to spend 250 coins because Christmas event soon
Fuck.

Stop sperging. The point is the epic twist was that lutece twins were the same person but different genders from alternate realities. That was an epic win moment for trannyfaggots on tumblr.
Moira is a nod to them and you know what that means. Overwatch is actually full of this dogwhistle tumblr meme shit.

>Moira is a nod to them
???
How? Overwatch doesn't even mention alternate realities or anything of the sort. That's a
completely retarded fucking statement. You have nothing to back it up.

Moira's pretty much shitting on the trannyfaggots, though.