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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB63)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?62008-Open-Beta-63-Patch-Notes-November-15

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) (may contain outdated info)
youtube.com/watch?v=a8zkWCiKcbM&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>Account statistics
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>Paladins VIP
paladins.com/vip/

>Reveal Trailer (Vivian):
youtube.com/watch?v=QzTHIF-IPuA

>PTS (Play Test Server):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?13102-Joining-Paladins-PTS-and-Contributing-to-Development-September-27th-2016

>PTS Steam Version:
steam://install/596350

>PTS Bug Reporting (OB63):
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?61992-OB63-PTS-Bug-Reporting-thread

>OP Template
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stop playing high tier characters

I can't have fun if I don't win and to win I need to carry

What high tier characters?

Chances of a black friday gem sale?

have this helpful list

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>can't queue
SICK HOTFIX HI-REZ

crystal sale i mean

Willo and TrAsh are high tier?

only scrub drones would play them

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Once you do 40 out of 40 daily quests and get the diamond chest, does the progress reset or stay at 40? Got a chest yesterday and today I am still at 40.

My headcanon is that Drogoz is actually a lizard and his insistence on being called a dragon is just his chuuni rebellious phase.

do another quest, see if it gives you another chest

Progress resets in 49k days, don't worry.

My headcannon is that drogoz is a deformed dragon that was born without wings and got shunned by his dragon negroes up in the mountains
So he learned mad engineering skills from Barik and they became raider buddies together

You stole my headcanon you brother :3

>can't fly on his own
>can't breathe fire, manages to spit out a wierd flammable mucus bubble at best
>is the size of an average human
Damn, Drogoz sucks

THOTs beware

Does Dutchman Makoa have some custom ult effects? I swear I hear a shantie when he's on the enemy team

His body piece has new music attached to his ult, and yeah, it's a shanty.

Paladins is, as we all know, still in an extended beta. "Official" release is planned for the end of 2017 / start of 2018.

Is the game already dead?

>it's a VIP point "sale"
despair but also despair

Obsidian and Cosmic skins for new champs when?

I wonder how much someone's love can grow over time.
I feel like I love her more each passing moment, and I can't see an end to my feelings. It's an overwhelming feeling, but it's a beautiful one as well, just as she is.

rainbow skins when?

God fucking dammit Zhin needs a rework
What idiot thought having a flanker with pretty much 3 hp pools was a good idea?
Isn't the idea of a flanker a glass cannon not a fucking tank?

Prove to me the best girl in this game isn't Poppy Bomb

That's Lord Zhin to you

>Isn't the idea of a flanker a glass cannon not a fucking tank?

this is why we don't have fun flanks anymore

ship left and right bomb king bombs

Define "fun".

What is this expression trying to convey?

>still no discount for Founders Pack

chef skin for maeve when?

only if maeve is the food instead of the chef

sopa de maeve
uma delicia

Soupe de Maeve
Un délice

Would you eat Maeve?

>crash every time I try to open Loot Chest
What the fuck is this?

>that frightened "Need to hide...need to hide!" she whispers when low on health

In those moments i wanna heal her with my dick.

Drogoz is cute.

Wow people are really shitting hard on Vivian everywhere i see
I wonder if hi-rez will cave in and actually deleted her from the game

>That bold "Missed me!" he states when low on health

In those moments i wanna worship him with fervor

I wanna be Vivian!

Imagine if Vivian would shit on you with her big butt haha.

God, I hope one day Fernandoposter will return, yell 'MISSED ME?' and then get back to the scheduled Nandoposting.

No.

Is Terminus still worthy a ban in ranked?

probably not

redpill me on Ash. is the shield leggo the best one now that the default one is poopoo?

the game crashes when I click on loot chests

it's a sign

Chill bro it's just a beta lol

>daily quests still broken, now instead of showing error message, they simply don't update
Really fucking tired of you lorez.

Rally Here was always terrible.
Battering Ram and Fortress Breaker are now more equal I guess, but BR isn't shit. You can start a shoulder bash in front of a planted Sha lin,BK or Skye ult (or even Terminus if your shield is ded) and take minimal damage

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a character that feels rewarding and satisfying to invest time into, while still giving your opponents enough of a chance to outplay you

characters like Buck are now "well I died before I could react, I guess I'm dead now".

but battering ram got nerfed so it no longer gives cc immunity, so would the shield be better in most scenarios?

Depends. Wrecker will fuck your shield like it always has, but you can protect more people with the leggo. DR is valuable for you only, but will help you escape or take a hit when things go to shit. Plus, Cc reduction can be bough.

Jokes on you, Im a 7th day guy

it comes down to play style , you go ram to have a get away card while with the shield you can try to hold on for a moment

>Play Inara
>Get more damage than both drogoz and vivian on my team
>Somehow still win

Maeve needs a Nyan cat skin

You can't take that kill, I called it!

In this topic, we post the bane of every 6th day fag

I start

>play [x]
>get top damage
I swear half the time people dont even shoot

There's a Third Person view option in Paladin now?

kek

Wrong image, my mistake

>unable to connect to server
holy shit let me just play your awful fucking game lo-rez
please

>tfw today was my 7th day login bonus
>just got home
>cant login
figures.

is this supposed to be a joke? I dont get it

>ash will never beat the shit out of you and suffocate you with her ass
life is cruel

>ying will never tarmac you

Hey, (You).
twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/933395832484667392

maintenance, lad

>Terminus will never die

>terminus is already dead
based hi-rez and their balancing
finally put our boy to rest

Are they breaking more things now?

obviously

[VEA]

Apologize

Nox support is fun, it was really great that the Ra was on point every silence combo to follow up with 1 & Ult

Would it be HiRez if there weren't 10 more bugs introduced with each patch?

We should have stopped playing as soon as drybear quit. Martini has no clue what's he's doing and the game has become a bug ridden mess than it was months ago. I don't even know how that's possible.

>Smite

>tfw no Egyptian themed update
>Cleopatra Inara
>Mummy Mal'damba
>Anubis Strix
>Set Drogoz
>Tutankhamun Talus
>Bastet Maeve
>Egypt-Archaeologist Torvald
>Scarab Beetle Makoa

>Payload, onslaught and seige maps all inside a pyramid

>Shite
not even worth a (You)

So Smite crossover?
Only if they add the Manticore as a playable champion.

i told you, that's the wrong outfit.

>Whenever any champion goes near the payload, they thank it for healing them
Truly a wholesome game

I told you, stick your lewd ideas in some other champ

No one else to thank in casual, though

Wait what?

My bad.

Payload heals you if you're near it. Very minimal, though

This is news to me. Is it only on payload or just THE payload in general like in siege?

Wait, is there a crystal sale or what?