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Why does the cyclone accelerate so much faster than it says it does in the store, and also how does breaking and shit work? Because I noticed one break only locks up the back wheels and the front ones keep spinning, and the other locks the front wheels.

It doesn't make much sense, no other car seems to do this, but it drives like a fucking dream, there is so much control when you drift, its fucking crazy

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Pause (Esc) menu

Useless info desu.
We want to know how (without starting the game) you can check whomst'll online.

Requesting invite to GTAG PC crew
SocialClub: Freida.nya

That's simple, you can't.

thread's alive post emblems

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i haven't done any.

What does everyone think of the hunter. Cockpit view is bretty comfy.

it's nice.

Why is /gtag/ so shemale-oriented?

>tfw Veeky Forums loves shemale degeneracy
>they don't care about pure twink bois

>look like girls
>think like men
Could this be any better?

if one of them loved me

is kill

Maybe you should make yourself lovable.

How do I do that?

Really none of you niggers know anything about whether the cyclone is four wheel drive or has special breaks or anything?

P-45!

All i want is that cute girl with a beautiful ass sits on my face

Which GTAG do you want to sit on your face?

flib-sama

Why not do something with the "cute" "girl" instead.

I only joined GTAG for the cute girls.

Convince me to sell my XA-21 for a Cyclone.

is shit

>having fun
>session drops

name me one (1)

no

When did this general turn into a cringe-inducing shithole? I've been lurking the last thread because I haven't been here in a year.
It used to have tranny and trap worship, yeah, but I have never seen it get as disgustingly desperate as this.

Take off the rose-tinted glasses.

>3 posts in a 3 hour thread
LITERALLY RUINED

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>pc crew
lol

Dildos don't even deserve a (you).

Hey I'm in this!

I've been coming here since last year, it's always been this gay to me. This thread is actually really tame... for now.

MpJens is my current trapfu.

>tfw no one waifufagging you

I don't know if this is a good or a bad thing

good thing if you have a male character
bad thing if you have a female character

So triggered rn by guys who EWO in 1v1. This guy thought he was good cause I couldn't kill him before he ewo, idk how he did it, but the second I got the advantage on him, about to kill him, he kills himself. Super frustrating. Then you go look at their k/d and they have like a 7.0 ewo should be fixed so players aren't allowed to do that. It's almost like combat logging

imagine being so fucking weak you get upset at people killing themselves in a video game

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-evens = go back to sleep for 2 hours before work
-odds = Kys $500

Fuck off nirah

drop money pleaseee

discord.gg/jPz52EJ
@basedviva he’ll take good care of you

don't.

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Reminder not to stay up too late

>JUST FUCK ME IN THE ASS

Why are NPCs in GTA so shemale-oriented?

Hi toffs

Hi.

Because the game was made for a shemale oriented audience

first heli I actually like flying in cockpit view, mostly because of the sound.

It's just that *thump thump thump* of the rotors ahead that tips it over the edge for me, so good sounding.

You're not the dad of me I'll stay up as late as I want.

Who else knows that the trailer in the haulage vip work cannot be destroyed.

>being so shy and autistic that you can't ask gtag for a bunker sale
this is a horrible life to live

that's a good way to get instantly kicked
fuck off faggot

Are you in our session?

Don't bother. Find a friend or two and hope for Phantom Wedges.
>ask gtag several times for bunker sale help
>totally ignored because muh cucking randos

GTAG just did loads of sales in the last few sessions though.

I'm ready to save christmas

I had some homies help me with a sale just the other day- so many I had to make it a biker gang. Add me, me and my buddy will help offload shit.

Post org names

It really all depends on the crowd.
At this time of day you get the nice people on.
But God fucking help your ass if you want to sell at night or in the early morning.

Too be fair, those hours are basically a global warzone.

You are correct, but even the crewmembers on at those hours aren't exactly helpful.
I made multiple requests for sale help and nobody volunteered, yet everybody was all too eager to provide air support and ride along with me for a sale that ultimately ended up being taskkilled for running out of time because nobody wanted to help with the actual fucking sale.

Wine red matte respray when?

Toffee Factory.

When you make a custom crew color in that particular shade and then glitch it to be a matte finish.

Cute Cat Corp.

JensTravel.za

What the heck, that's too similar to my old grey outfit

EPK Industries

Mysha Inc.

So, uhh.. I found a bunch of wrapped corpses in the middle of nowhere. Is this some spoop new thing or modder?

Vom Feuer

a organization

Me. Be wary of water though, that will count it as destroyed.

>hook up trailer to MOC Hauler
>lock on missiles hit trailer
>cab can take over 20 explosives without issue
>windows are semi bulletproof
>doesn't have the retarded speed cap of the provided truck
It's good fun, the only real threat are strafing jets, but they need at least 5 solid runs at the truck before it smokes

where are you on the map?

Demon Hunterz Corporation

50 Blessings

>U STOLE MI CLOTH
>U NIG
>HUEHU DAT MAI OUTFID
fuck off retard just because someone uses the same piece of clothing you don't have to be a fucking jewish prick about it

Off yourself, my dude.

FUCK OFF PUERTO RICAN PUTO

Is there any significant difference between the Phantom Custom and the Hauler Custom?

GTAG AIR CREW
:^)

shooflake a cute

fuck off nirah

Can you destroy normal, non-haulage trailers? Apart from tankers ofc

fuck off n'wah

underrated post

Neewa

fuck off nigrah

How's the not Mustang stack up to the lazer? It seems better than any of the new planes in every way, but that's the real test. Can you put cannons on it?

I am the cutest GTAG