/twg/ - Total War General

magic, magic errywhere

wow very lore accurate

THE GOBBOS ARE RESTLESS

Oh wait, it's your mod
That's fine then

t. nofunallowed.

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IT STINKS!

SIGN UP LADS, FOR A GOOD AND GLORIOUS LIFE

ZOG OFF

quick, rank the factions in order from least evil to most evil.

1. pontus

least evil High elves = Dwarfs < Lizardautists < Empire = Bretonnia = TEB < Greenies < Norscaniggers < Dork elves < WoC

goodnight sweet prince

>fantasy

>tfw too intelligent to keep your dream job

F

>tldr My job at McDonald's doesn't let me play my videogames as much as I want

1. Oda

>Massively one-sided balance of power
>Even easier field battle
>Lose one of your elite units on auto resolve

>Lizards below Dorfs and knife ears
>forgetting Skaven, Beastmen, and wood niggers

>game forces me to play it

Okay, I'm doing that mod request thing
Just give me an idea for an easy mod and I'll make it

>Morathi, Hag & Sorceress
>Bigger tits

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human / dorf merc faction (horde)

mountless cold ones so I can use them and pretend they're doggos but dinos.

mod that gives Skeleton Warriors more weapon variants like axes or maces or those rusty falchions that Skaven use (the more generic variants)

riderless* doh.

De sync bats and harpies fag
But making Morathi and Sorceress look less ugly is also a good idea Current mods that are changing Morathi looks are pretty bad.

Milk resource

>DRUICHI
>MILKERS

>Reskin every wood elf to be brown
>Savage orc factions with feral dinos

Uhhh, thats all i got

Impossible

Sounds hard to implement, you'd have to pay the price

Fuck all that work

That's not how cold ones work user

Eh. I'll probably try it

CA actually broke them, I tried a few times but I have no idea how to fix them

mommy memes need to stop

Almost there

I actually like this one, though I'll probably add it to all Greenskins for player options

Bigger warp bombs. All factions have warp bombs

skaven LL WHEN?

?????
You have 2

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>Wat do?

Well its greenskins, they'll tame anything on legs. It only makes sense. Bonus points for modding orcy bits on em.
Thrott or Ikit soon friend.

Take blackguards one, dont make a mistake. Witches are BAD

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What's the issue?

But that's a tomato

They aren't bad, you aren't just going to use as many of them in an army as you would do with Black Guards.

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THANQUOL never

>I actually refunded it and bought it again trying to convince myself that 2 hours was not enough to make a decision.
Holy shit it never cease to amaze me what kind of retards are playing same game as i do.

and yet you get them as a feral unit if you use the rite in the game so riderless cold ones are clearly a thing.

>Posts on /twg/
>Is amazed by retards

I get your point but still...

Better than Thanquol yes-yes

Remember how everyone thought you would get a verminlord by doing a rite before the game came out?

then either do one, or the other

Stupid question but why are bigger tits impossibru?

But you will

>once you buy the DLC
>In four years
>Once shogun 1 has been updated with Gojira & Kawaii campaign.

/twg/ has the highest IQ on Veeky Forums

It was in the art man

No that is /ksg/.

Also cutscenes

Remember how CA baited us with that picture?

Well then. I don't know what else this is supposed to be actually.

So what's my strategy for invading Ulthuan? Do I just raze and sack the shit out of everything?

I'm still mad

>tfw no Dark Elf D-Day landings on Ulthuan
Landing battles WHEN

>Dark elves landing battle
>10 ships land
>10 more are out of landing spots

How do I make my Rome2 look like this?

I'll have to start a campaign in every modern TW played with minimum settings to get that retro feel

>Like this
By lowering your graphic settings and resolution i guess.
Pic is from google pictures.

Oh nigga why didn't you say that
That makes it so much easier
What faction do you want them for?

How would you guys feel about TW: Alexander?

Did not liked it back in the day, it felt inferior to Rome 1

Bonus points if you make them need some kind of a new building for it, like "NEW WORLD SHINIES"

I believe adding new models isn't possible? Else people would make their own distinct factions that aren't kitbashes and nobody would buy DLC.

That's exactly right. Thanks CA.

I'll probably just integrate them into one of the other greenskin buildings, I'll be honest

Grudge settled.

Doit, whatever the gianty troll one is maybe? Or spread them across the cavalry building. Upto you boss!

I think adding dinosaurs to the cavalry buildings might be a bit OP
That's where I'll put them

>Have a dream job
>Fuck it up

ranked from least to most evil:
1. lizards
2. high elves
3. dawi
4. humans in general
5. wood elves
6. undead
7. ogres
8. greenskins/goblins
9. dark elves
10. skaven
11. chaos dwarves
12. beastmen
13. warriors of chaos/norsca
14. daemons of chaos

>lizards least evil
>literally genociding other races for no other reason than not fitting the plan of their deluded masters
user...

>Lizards aka gas everyone are the friendliest guys

infinite growth for black arks

Their masters were literal gods, they're pretty infallible
Besides, all those other races are old one property, the janitor is allowed to clean their spills

That sounds like a cheat mod! Do I sound like the kind of modder who makes cheats?

their literal gods were shitty programmers and pretty much sucked at their job

I mean aslong as they're appropriated i guess.
Im actually quite excited now, greenskins with dinosaurs would completely level the playing field with dwarves.

Skarsnik's Steggaboy soon..

Lizardmen ofcourse, I wasn't talking about delves. Cold ones seem to work with lizardmen willingly so I can easily imagine them as a base unit.

Yeah, you sound like a guy who is making cheat mods for guys with low iq who cant handle the game without them.

I INVOKE THEE MOD user
PLEASE MAKE THE SKELETON WEAPON MOD
I would really appreciate it